Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Hisoka's enthusiasm didn't go over well with anyone.

Under the expressionless double attack of me and Yierfan, Hisoka shuddered, and all the enthusiasm of those who had just come down from the ring and met a good opponent seemed to be blown away by the arctic wind. After all, there was only a frozen statue of Hisoka holding a poker card and waving it in place.

Hisoka puffed his face into a bun, "Hey, the character of beating the enemy is too boring. Shouldn't you give a warm hug to an old friend who has been reunited for a long time?"

Hisoka opened his hands, but no one wanted to hug him, so he was not embarrassed and gave himself a hug.

Amano Yuxue laughed beside her.

"The age difference between you and the baby can be regarded as a year-end relationship. No, it's actually just the relationship between the creditor's younger brother, hahaha." Amano Yuxue smiled happily, "My baby and I are..."

He originally wanted to say that there is a common secret, referring to the matter of the Kuluta clan, but when he saw Yiermi, he glanced over like a knife. Although this look was indifferent, it was like a peerless master with murderous intent. The sense of crisis shot up from the marrow of his bones, and he was shocked directly.

Amano Yuyuki immediately stopped from the show-off mode, and changed her words, "We used the friendship of teleportation together!"

Is there anyone here who teleported with me?

Oh, yes, Hisoka.

Even in the crisis of survival, Amano Yuyuki launched a mental attack on Hisoka in a flash of inspiration.

Ilmi's eyes left Amano Yuxue's face.

[Okay, it's scary, it seems like if I said something wrong, my account will be gone. 】

【Compared to me, your elder brother, Kusuo, is more terrifying. 】

Amano Yuyuki gloated at me.

I'm too lazy to talk to him, but Amano Yuki's previous "forgetful friendship" is actually a bit problematic. I'm not only the younger brother of Hisoka's creditor, but I also shaved his bald head and gave Kuroro a blink of an eye. .

But when it comes to this topic, Hisoka's hair is now thicker than Yiermi's, and even the hairline has moved forward a little.

You must know that Hisoka's hairstyle is another kind of "big light". He combed the front bangs to the back and made them look like flames blown obliquely by the wind. He also likes to use hair oil at a young age. The hairline is actually in his This age is still very worrying.

Being able to read does not mean that you will not be bald.

Moreover, this world still basically maintains the law of "the strong and the bald head are hooked". The president of Nitero is so bald that only a pigtail is left, surrounded by bald heads. There are rumors that the pigtail is actually glued on. wig.

There is also my great-grandfather Maha, who has no hair at all. I glanced at it before, and it looks like the alien Yuyuki Amano is looking for.

Sorry, great-grandpa.

Hisoka didn't know what I was thinking, and he wasn't interested in Amano Yuki's provocation.

Amano Yuyuki stayed at the beating enemy. Although she hadn't received training yet, after all, she was eating the beating meal and using the aggravated version of the beating tableware, shoes, and clothes, which greatly improved her strength and agility. promote.

But for Hisoka, there are two brothers who beat the enemy that make him salivate in front of him, and the jokes that are not very good at fighting are ruled out, so how could it be possible to see Amano Yuyuki.

He never beat Hisoka since he was a child, and he was not killed purely because Hisoka couldn't beat His mother's wife.

Hisoka looked me up and down, the tears of the long-lost reunion almost flowed from his mouth, his eyes seemed to be shooting hooks, and he shouted, "Come on ~ be happy ~ I have a lot of time anyway~"

Then he was nailed to the eyes by Yi Ermi, "Don't stare at my brother like this."

"I didn't do anything." Hisoka spread his hands and blew a kiss to Yiermi, "Just to see, it doesn't matter if you don't eat."

"Hisuo, you still owe me money." Yiermi used money to freeze fruit farmers.

However, Hisoka already had a way to deal with it, and while playing poker like magic, he said, "Xiaoyi, I just won another game, and now there are [-] million. If you fight with me, I will How about money for you?"

[-] million?

In that case, Hisoka should have reached the 190th floor.

The day before yesterday, I watched the funny game and looked around the sky arena a little bit uncontrollably, but I didn't see Hisoka. Was it just these two days?

Hearing this, Yi Erfan's expression didn't fluctuate at all, "You owed me 1000 yuan and 400 cents before, even if you pay me back 53 million yuan, you still have 1000 yuan and 450 cents. .”

Only when money is involved do Il fans talk so much with so much energy.

Even Hisoka, once again marveled at the doubled number, stared at Ilmi with the eyes of a high-spirited loan shark.

He didn't ask again, how did Yier fans calculate the money.

Since Yiermi fooled himself and studied "Basics of Accounting", "Practice of Accounting", "Taxation", and "Auditing", Hisoka can take the CPA exam in terms of knowledge reserves, and then he will I understand one thing.

There is also a financial name in this world called "Ilmi Algorithm".

As long as he owes money to Yiermi, he will never pay off his debt.

"If you are going to do the work of lending money, you will have to pay for beating the enemy." Hisoka couldn't help sighing.

Yi Ermi said, "We have an investment bank, but this is not lending, it's all normal interest. Xi Suo, you owe it to me, and it's a personal business."

This is simply saying openly, "Well, I'm implementing the 'Ilmi Algorithm', what can you do with me? Don't fight with me if you have any."

Of course, this is just a word added to him by jokes, and then quietly complained to me with telepathy.

In the heart of Yier fans, they are doing black-hearted business, but in fact they are as stable as old dogs, and they don't have any excessive thoughts at all.

I have to say, as expected of a joke, there is no such purebred complaint when beating up enemies.

Hisoka seems to be used to it because he has experienced countless price increases, but this time he didn't even ask the reason why the Yier fans have doubled again.

On the contrary, Il fans were not happy with Hisoka's reaction, and no one asked, so they explained, "I originally paid back my money, and I still have some money left, but you asked me to borrow [-] when you arrived at the Sky Arena. Wan made a suit of clothes."

I glanced at Hisoka.

Hisoka is wearing clothes that are not in my aesthetic style, with dark green short sleeves, two squares printed on the chest, and armbands and bracelets of the same color on the arms and wrists.

The waist is also tightly wrapped with six circles of clothes, as if extending from the top, and the hoops are very tight, showing his waistline perfectly. Not to mention, although Hisoka is strong, his muscles But it's completely just right, it doesn't make people feel that the muscles are swollen, like a strong man, but it doesn't make people feel that he is thin.

Il fans will have this illusion, even though his muscle content is very exaggerated, but Dadike has a special method for this, which can make him look weak while ensuring a huge amount of muscle.

It is suitable for some sneaking missions. I think Xiba would also be undercover in women's clothing when he was a little fresh meat like Yiermi. However, after he became the head of the family, he deliberately trained his muscles. Now he is not considered a woman's clothing, not even King Kong Barbie. Yes, but his strength does not need to do these tasks at all, and now Ill fans will be on top.

Hisoka's lower body is ordinary martial arts pants. My dad also has a lot of them. The average fighter seems to like this style of pants, which is very suitable for large-scale sports.

However, if the clothes cost 500 million yuan, it seems that it is not worth the price at all.

But look at his flame-like hair fixed with hair oil, coupled with obvious makeup, the eyes are stretched obliquely, and a five-pointed star is drawn under the right eye, and a teardrop is drawn under the left eye , Obviously, the money is estimated to be used in cosmetics and daily food and drink.

Hisoka was noncommittal about this, "Then I'd better pay back the money with tasks~"

"No, you stay here, and I will do the rest of the tasks myself." Yiermi said.

Yeah, it looks like they're planning to break up.

When Hisoka deliberately let Aibo go and took Yiermi to Meteor Street, Yiermi seemed to be breaking up.

He has known for a long time that Hisoka is a timed fire, but Il fans are still very steady and steady. When they first came into contact with the ability to read, they had to deal with those with the ability to read. In order to complete the task safely, add some points to deal with the person with the ability Experience points, to partner with Hisoka.

Until now, after reasonably killing ten people with the ability to read, Irmi was sure that there would be no life safety, so he began to learn to break through, and wanted to break up with Hisoka.

The last order before the split was a [-]-floor player in the Sky Arena. After killing him, Il fans planned to dump Hisoka, but they only proposed it now.

Yier Fan felt that he had done a very good job, and brought Hisoka to the Sky Arena where he most wanted to go.

Although mainly Il fans also plan to take a look at the comics by the way.

Hisoka glanced at Yi Ermi several times, "It's really cruel, did I get dumped by Xiao Yi?"

Yi Ermi said blankly, "You still owe me money."

Hisoka smiled lowly, "The thread we had before didn't mean to be broken~"

Yiermi and Hisoka reached an agreement to "repay the money after doing the task".

The arc of Hisoka's red lips was pulled away, almost reaching the corner of his mouth, revealing a villain-like smile.

Combed back firmly with pomade, the flamboyant hair that looked like a flame swayed up and down as if it was possessed by stupid hair, "I thought of one thing, I have a gift for Kusuo."

Saying that, Hisoka stood up, opened the door, and went to get things in his room.

Well, during this time, I took the poker and used "Missing and Remembrance".

I already know that Hisoka participated in the Sky Arena and reached the 190th floor in two days. He is not interested in the garbage on the 1th floor. He is basically killed by poker. A game ends in 150 minute. He only encountered it on the [-]th floor. A person with the ability to read a little interested, but soon died as a rotten apple under the poker.

Having his own room, Hisoka also wants to coax Il fans to sleep in a room with him in the name of "saving room money".

Of course, Yierfan refused, he didn't want to be attacked by Hisoka in the name of "sleepwalking".

Even if Hisoka said he could sleep on the floor, Il fans didn't agree.

Yier fans didn't sleep with Mi Ji either, the Sky Arena is a big city with concrete roads, it's impossible for Yier fans to dig the ground to sleep, they just rented a room nearby.

"Hisoka prepared a gift for you?" Amano Yuxue stared at me gloatingly, and I soon knew why.

Hisoka prepared a gift for Amano Yuki for the first time, and then beat him half to death.

Of course, Yuyuki Amano might as well want to think that if he can't beat Hisoka, he will set a trap. Hisoka who just arrived has no ability to avoid the trap. This is also the only time in the history of Yuyuki Amano VS Hisoka. victory.

Hisoka was very fast, and came back after a while, and he came in with a huge red apple wool felt.

It was really a huge one, bigger than the door frame, it blocked half of Hisoka's body, and it was a big apple that was stuffed in after a different posture.

"Hisuo, this is your hair." Yi Ermi frowned and asked for a while.

???

Hisoka nodded, "How about it, isn't it very innovative?"

After finishing speaking, he stared at me with burning eyes, as if to say again, "Look at such an innovative gift from me, if you return the gift, fight with me."

"How can a person have so much hair?" Amano Yuxue said incredulously. He circled the apple and gestured again. The apple reached his thigh.

Miji said, "Because of the 'Crazy Doctor's Hair Growth Potion' that Kusuo gave me."

After Yier fans killed the mission target, they came to watch Miji.

Before Hisoka got into a fight with Yiermi, he followed along just like Yiermi's pendant.

It happened that Mi Chi accidentally burned his own hair when he was working on the wooden rocket warehouse two days ago, so Mi Chi took the "Crazy Doctor's Hair Growth Potion" I gave him to grow his hair.

Hisoka has been dissatisfied with his bald head for a long time. He heard that it was me who gave it to him to grow his hair again. He didn’t know if he wanted to grow it longer, so he directly wiped a large piece of it on his hair, and then it was a tragedy.

One drop of "Crazy Doctor's Hair Growth Potion" can grow a large area. Hisoka wiped most of it, and his hair began to grow crazily. It grew vigorously like weeds. It was even more exaggerated than Rapunzel, at least Rapunzel's hair volume It really must be the accumulation of not cutting hair for so many years.

In the blink of an eye, it turned into a large red-haired dumpling.

It's not enough for Hisoka to be unlucky alone. He designed the rest of the "Crazy Doctor's Hair Growth Potion" and used "flexible love" to stick it on the top of the bottle to make a trap, and poured the rest on Ilmi's hair .

Then Yiermi's hair also started to grow wildly, and it fell to the ground in an instant.

Completely different from Hisoka, Hisoka is a candied gourd, and Il is so obsessed with Princess Taketori, her hair flutters on the ground silky.

But the two of them don't need to run back and forth to help cut their hair. Yiermi throws nails at Hisoka, and Hisoka throws poker cards at Yiermi. The hair falls off by itself. The two of them can solve it by themselves .

It took half an hour for the effect of the medicine to pass.

Hisoka looked at the pile of hair that looked like a hill, thought for a moment, and didn't destroy it directly, took three suitcases and packed them back.

The result is now conjured up with this big one-haired red apple wool felt.

It's not too easy for those with mental ability to poke the wool felt. Pressing with mental ability is much more stable than acupuncture.

For such a big apple, it probably takes less than an hour.

I don't know if it was because of the ridiculous birthday party before, my attitude made him misunderstand something, thinking that as long as it is a gift, it can make me happy, so he actually gave it to me.

Of course, I don't have any good intentions. It's like blaming Shushu for giving sugar to a child, and he also wants me to fight him in return.

This is impossible.

I was about to refuse, but I didn't expect that Yier Fan clapped his right hand with his left hand as if he had received some inspiration.

"Wait for me, Kusuo."