Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Before Kiqiu entered the delivery room, he behaved as usual, except that his face was slightly pale.

Compared with Kiqiu, who was really about to go to the battlefield to give birth, Shiba seemed to be pacing outside like a kid waiting for his wife to give birth for the first time.

Originally, Xiba also wanted to follow into the delivery room, and he didn't have any fear of seeing his wife give birth, or any taboo perception of the delivery room like before.

Even the former is considered cowardly, while the latter is stupid.

It's just that when Kiqiu gave birth to Yiermi, Shiba was worried about Kiqiu and followed him, but he was more nervous than Kiqiu.

But when Xiba was nervous, he didn't tremble like ordinary people, instead he had a straight face and an imposing manner. The surrounding atmosphere was like seeing the living Hades descending, and the surrounding air was suddenly emptied and seemed suffocated. .

Although they have been working on beating enemies, the doctors and nurses in the obstetrics and gynecology department are still rarely able to work in this atmosphere, and they are afraid to move.

In the end, Xiba was kicked out by the disgusted Kiqiu. Fortunately, Kiqiu gave birth relatively quickly, and it didn't take long for Xiba to cry when he went out.

Otherwise, Shiba, who is a first-time father, might have turned over the maternity room in a hurry.

These are when they arrested me to be "the short, rich and handsome son of Luorun Sweetheart". After they played a domineering president and Luorun Sweetheart, they recalled the content of their sweet life.

Because of the incident of giving birth to Yiermi, Kiqiu did not have the idea of ​​letting Shiba enter the delivery room. Even though Shiba felt that these medical staff were unable to withstand stress and conducted emergency training, they could still resist Xiba After being aggressively attacked, Ki Qiu disliked and had to deal with Shiba and refused to give in.

So when Mi Ji and I and the future Patriarch and his twin brothers who are about to be born now, Shiba can only walk outside with us dryly.

Mi Ji poked me, [Dad is so nervous. 】

His eyes were still following Xiba around and around, and turned into mosquito coils after a while.

[Isn't it just to have a baby?Nothing will happen. 】

[When my mother gave birth to you, it was very smooth, and it didn't take more than 5 minutes before and after. 】

Yeah, that's because I had my own consciousness when I was in Kiki's womb. When I was born, Kiki exerted strength, and I exerted strength without harming the mother's body.

I also studied what posture to use to shrink myself.

The mother and son worked hard together, and it took less than 5 minutes for it to go smoothly.

Real childbirth is not so simple.

Especially other children are not as cooperative as I am.

Judging from the obstetrics and obstetrics-related books I read after Kiqiu was pregnant, it was simply a parasitic war. If you don't maintain a balance, you will know how tired you are.

Well, I even switched genders overnight at birth because I realized the hardships of being a mother.

I was a girl when Kiju started, but I was born a boy.

This is not considered a deserter in life, I have been changing from male to female in Kiqiu's stomach, and I didn't decide my gender until the time of birth.

What's wrong with choosing an easier path?Isn't this the same thing as I want to force the silver-haired Oududou to be the head of the family? (very loud)

I just want to lie down and be an ordinary person! (continues loudly)

Well, except that I am very sorry for the medical staff and equipment in the infirmary.

Every time Jiqiu tested his daughter, he was very happy. When he tested his son next time, he smashed the B-ultrasound machine and blood testing device, and then went to buy the latest model.

Since I was able to measure the gender, I come here once a month. The gender test is like opening a blind box.

I am so naughty in my stomach, alas, but this is all young and frivolous.

It's still more than a month away from being two years old, but I feel that the time I was in my mother's stomach is already a very distant thing.

I feel old all of a sudden, especially after playing the short, rich and handsome son of the runaway sweetheart, this kind of plot will make people's IQ drop by five percentage points.

Having said that, Ki Qiu's combat effectiveness as a pregnant woman is also very explosive, and she has never had a difficult childbirth.

But I still can't turn a blind eye to the idea of ​​sarcasm.

Isn't it just having a baby?

Will grow up to be another scumbag!

I read a lot of funny science, and saw that he was not serious at all, so I simply connected his pain sensation with Ki Qiu.

This is a new ability I discovered before. Not only pain, but also the five senses such as taste and vision can be connected. I call it "perception sharing".

When I was on the set of "The Short, Rich and Handsome Son Who Runs Out of Sweetheart", when I couldn't leave the acting, I wanted to use this to share the taste with Elena, at least to taste some sweetness in the greasy.

But because the distance is too far to do it, it doesn't make much sense to connect with our chefs, who usually hone their skills by testing the taste of poison.

So this is the first time I use it on the enemy,

Almost immediately after connecting, Mi Ji covered his stomach and screamed "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Shiba looked over with sharp eyes and asked, "What's going on?"

"Stomach pain." Mi Chi's face was distorted in pain, but he didn't dare not reply to Xiba's words, so he could only say while inhaling and exhaling.

Beating the enemy is mixed with poison every day, and the stomach resistance is very good, it is impossible to eat something bad, Xiba is a little worried that something happened.

Kiki produced, always when the enemy's defense was the tightest, even Yuyuki Amano stayed in his room with a wink, Shiba planned to let Wutong go around to check the situation.

I just raised my hand and said, "Because Miji said, 'Having a baby is easy,' so I made him connect with Ki Kyu's pain."

Miji's head probably has never turned so quickly before, and he quickly looked at me, with accusation in his eyes, filled with "You are such a Kusuo!"

【Obviously I have also experienced orthodox torture, why did you behave so unbearably?Have you beaten the enemy guest soul yet? ] I complained about the joke.

"This is not comparable to torture!!" Mi Ji screamed, "Mom is so powerful! Ahhh! Painful!!!"

If Xiba and Yiermi were not here, Mi Ji would want to roll on the ground.

However, at this moment, Yi Ermi stretched out a huge hand like a monstrous giant and pressed Mi Ji's head.

"Big, big brother?" One part was in pain, the other part was frightened by Yi Ermi, Mi Ji asked stumblingly.

Yier fans said, "Miji, your training is indeed far behind."

Mi Ji wanted to cry, but when he thought that he had been trained a lot by Ill fans, he didn't know where he got the confidence to talk back to Ill fans, "This is not at the same level as the pain of training."

"En~" Yiermi drew a long voice, tilted his head, and said with his right hand clapping on his open left hand, "I see, this is indeed a good way to exercise."

wait? !Brother, something is wrong with you.

Yi Erfan said, "I read in the book that the pain of pregnancy is the highest level, and this method can be used for torture exercise."

? ? !This guy really is a ruthless person.

Ilmi is the type to say it and do it, and he said to me, "Kusuo, use 'Shared Pain' on me."

Miji stared at Yiermi in disbelief, forgetting that he was so afraid of him to death.

Yi Ermi said, "Mi Ji, your younger brother cherishes you more than yourself."

In his opinion, does cherishing mean making him hurt?

Judging from the family motto of beating the enemy, there is really no problem.

I took a look at him and saw that Yier Fan was serious, so I used "Sharing Pain" on him.

Yi Ermi trembled slightly for a moment, her fair face turned pale again, and beads of sweat appeared on her forehead, but her performance was not as embarrassing as a joke.

"This kind of pain is indeed very severe." Yi Ermi nodded, looking very satisfied, "It seems that the stomach is about to be cut open, and there is an illusion of being torn apart from the soul."

"If it can be used as a kind of training for beating the enemy, it will be much better than pure torture."

The Yier fans seemed really serious, and it was very rare for them to say such a long string of words.

Shiba was shocked by Yierfan's words, "Ilfan, there is no way to keep this on hand."

He also felt that there were enough children, and he wanted Kiqiu to take care of them well, and then go out on their honeymoon together.

Yi Erfan looked Shiba up and down, "That's a pity."

Because a family needs to be neat and tidy, I also used "Shared Pain" on Sheba. Sheba is stronger. Except for being startled at the beginning, she seems to be fine after that.

Just glared at me, "What about you, Kusuo."

Shouldn't I, who is weak and helpless, be excluded from this kind of thing in the family?

To prevent being beaten, I said, "It hurts."

It's too perfunctory, I can see the expressions of other people, especially the funny, but what's the matter, I turned my face away and didn't look at them.

Fortunately, when I think about it, Kiqiu gives birth very quickly, even for twins. After about 10 minutes, the delivery is over, and I also cancel the "pain sharing".

Mi Ji's whole body seemed to be drenched with sweat, and he couldn't help sighing, "Mom is really great."

Shiba couldn't wait to go in.

We are following suit.

There was still a smell of blood in the room, but the surroundings were cleaned up. Ki Qiu was moved to a back room. After a short rest, it was up to her to sleep here or go back to the master bedroom. in.

When I gave birth to me last time, Ki Qiu chose to beat Shiba violently, which is enough to show that she is in good health. Those with the ability to use "Nian" can quickly recover their bodies, but there is still a little danger.

I knew from outside that Ki Qiu's physical condition was still very stable, but I was relieved when I saw that Ki Qiu was safe and sound.

Afterwards, I went to see the two little dumplings lying next to Ki Qiu, because I had been using "perspective" to confirm the hair color before, so I didn't feel any surprise when I saw a silver hair and a black hair.

They are not like me, who can change their gender and hair color at the moment of birth.

Yahhhhhhhhh, it doesn't look like someone with superpowers.

Although the two little dumplings are still wrinkled, they can already see the good genes inherited from beating the enemy.

Seeing the silver-haired Xiaotuanzi, Shiba was even more overjoyed. According to the tradition of beating the enemy, silver-haired general qualifications are good. He even held his elbow like a lion king seeing his son. Hug up.

Generally, normal babies can’t do this, it will definitely break his bones, that is, the gene passed down from generation to generation by beating the enemy, so that even babies can bear this, and they can bite after that even ordinary adults will feel Heavy nipples.

But even though he was lifted high, the silver-haired younger brother still slept soundly, his little head was bit by bit, like a chicken pecking at rice.

It's just that Xiba's doing this would not be very good, the differential treatment is a bit too much.

Isn't there a black-haired brother here?

I stared at Shiba, Shiba looked at me, seemed to have misunderstood my thoughts, put the silver-haired brother back into the bed, stroked my hair and said, "I will not ignore Kusuo."

[No, please ignore me! 】

[Let the silver-haired Oududou be the head of the family, he is the silver-haired one you miss so much. 】

The corner of Shiba's mouth twitched, and Yiki Qiu and the child wanted to rest, so he drove us all out with a big wave of his hand.

By dinner time, Shiba was like we announced the new brother's name.

In the belly, the one with big hands and feet, who is also relatively strong, and the silver-haired one is the older brother, who was named "Qi Ya" by Shiba.

And the younger brother with the thinner black hair, who was more delicate even as a baby, was named "Aluka" by Shiba.

It is still arranged according to the law of beating the enemy, except that it was interrupted and continued on my side, and I have no dissatisfaction with being excluded from the naming sequence, but Miji's favorability for Qi Ya is very low, and his hostility is also low. very big.

"I also want to explain our naming rules when asked 'your name is very distinctive' when going out!" Mi Ji said unhappily.

Most people don't ask questions.

"I like my name," I said.

I had a lot of vaccinations before, and Mi Ji tried to coax him after hearing my words, but he still hated Qi Ya very much.

So naive, ridiculous.

But if it's because of me that I'm upset with Qi Ya, I can't say anything.

Not to mention that at night, Mi Chi will be sent back to the Sky Arena. His training has not yet been completed, and Amano Yuxue also followed him with a stern look.

"I'm not interested in children either. Why don't we go out and play together?"

After seeing off Miji, Yiermi asked me to go see the younger brothers together.

Mi Ji is obviously the second elder brother, but he needs to be coaxed more. He has been with him these days, so this is the second time since he was born that he went to see his younger brothers.

Both Kira and Alluka were sober this time. When we came in, we saw Kiya smiling at Aunt Alluka, drooling two lines of saliva, and wiped it off angrily, but the result was more and more, grief and anger You have to yell "Wow, wow, wow".

【Ahhh, I'm the handsome Chiya-sama, why did this happen? 】

He has his own concept of honor and disgrace so early on, and he also values ​​face. It seems that his qualifications are very good, and he is a good seed to be the future head of the family.

It's completely different from the silly Alluka around who smiled at us, he doesn't have any formed inner thoughts.

On the contrary, Qiya talks a lot.

[Pink hair, actually floating in the air, is it a person with the ability to read?He looks so short and small, is he that kind of dwarf?I haven't seen it before, is it a former servant? 】

Me: ...Your brother has a lot of questions.

Ilmi leaned over, and Kiya froze for a moment, then imitated Alluka and showed a silly smile.

However, this bit of stiffness did not escape the eyes of Yier fans, but he was very satisfied with it.

"Brother, it's good to be able to sense the murderous intent and know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages."

"But Kusuo is still outstanding, and he can shave my head."

How long will he remember this kind of thing?

[Shave your hair for Il fans?Ill fans actually let others shave their heads?Hahaha, am I dreaming? 】

[Is the ability to float up just to shave your head?Isn't it the same as jumping up and hitting your knee? 】

[Laughing to death, hahaha. 】

My fist is hardened.

"As expected of a little brother." Yi Ermi said.

Qi Ya, who was overjoyed, froze, sat up and turned backwards several times, then rolled over, lying on the ground like a frog.

He shook his head.

【what's the situation?I don't have a brother with pink hair! 】

Squinting his eyes, something was really wrong.