Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

I used my thoughts to support Kiya and Alluka along the way.

I am really a good brother, my mind is very stable, without any bumps.

Qi Ya turned over with difficulty in the air, and stared at me motionlessly in a frog prone position, as if I was going to take them to some kind of frying place to experience eating children.

He kept going "ahhhh".

The translation is,

【Hey, hello, where do you want to take Ya Lujia and me behind the scenes?Don't think I'm afraid of you now that I'm a baby!Take other people's family members as a pervert! 】

It still rhymes, but it's still a little noisy.

Because he was too excited and the baby couldn't control his voice, the saliva sprayed out like rain.

Aluka, who is already sound asleep, is much cuter in comparison, and Kiya looks very childish.

Speaking of brats, can I treat Kiya like Sheba did to me during my out-of-body experience?

I imitated Ilmi and tilted my head to stare at Qiya.

Tilting his head seemed to be able to get a certain essence of Ilmi, which made Qi Ya panic.

【The same expressionless face, the ruthless gaze, plus the tilted head, are you sure it's not the Yier fans who have changed their look? 】

[This pink hair can't be Il fan control? 】

[I also set Yier Fan as an extreme fan in his attitude, hey, hey, this is not the case for a real Yi Er fan!asshole! 】

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I flicked the air against his forehead, and there was a loud "pop" sound immediately from Qi Ya's forehead. If his body hadn't been supported by my thoughts, he might have rolled several times, and then rolled from the sky to the ground. underground.

"Ah!"

[Damn it, it hurts, this pink-haired bastard! 】

Qi Ya covered his head and cursed in a low voice.

I don't think it hurts enough for him.

The figure of Gundam gradually appeared in front of my eyes, and I didn't want to talk to Kiya anymore, so I led them forward.

[Wow, what is this? 】

Qi Ya's surprised voice came, and he looked up and down the Gundam in front of him.

【so big. 】

[When did our family have this kind of thing?It is so similar in some details, but in some cases it is messy. 】

[He won't be someone we know, right?An acquaintance of an IL fan?Does the eldest brother know that he has provoked a pervert? 】

[However, I can make friends with people like Hisoka, so the big brother should choose which pervert to make friends with. 】

[If we follow this standard, it is true that we don't have any friends when we beat the enemy. There are still very few such perverted guys in this world. 】

[But it's really big, it looks like a model, it's a bit handsome, Xiaojie should like this kind of thing. 】

After confirming the telepathy, Qi Ya is really a real charge, even Gundam doesn't know it.

And at this time, I was thinking about Xiaojie, and the relationship was really good.

Among other things, at least Jay Freeze definitely inherited Kim Freesh's ability to make friends, and the skill of abducting us to beat up enemy children is comparable to that of his parents.

I wondered if there was any gain in this, and opened the hatch of Gundam, and then floated in with Qi Ya and the others.

Putting Aluka, who was already asleep, on the chair next to him, Mi Ji still pays great attention to his quality of life. This seat is made according to the most comfortable level. Aluka sleeps here without any spots or discomfort. It was as if the cat rubbed against the chair, and immediately began to purr and snort the little milk again.

I put Qi Ya on the co-pilot again, Qi Ya is an acting expert, he clearly knows what the purpose of the belt next to him is, but he pretends not to know, and twists and turns on the seat with a silly smile.

【What is here?time Machine?The key to beating the BOSS? 】

Although Qi Ya is a cashier, he watches Doraemon and plays games.

[I don't know how serious it is at all. 】

Since he was going to pack the baby, I let him go and fastened the safety belt to him.

I don't want to use Gundam's driving function, but if I don't tie it to Qi Ya, I always feel that he will do some unharmonious things, such as using his pointed pacifier, and the pacifier hidden in his clothes. The blade hit me.

The possibility of harming me is 0, but in this environment, the possibility of harming Alluka is 60.00%, and the probability of destroying the Gundam that Miki gave me is [-]%.

He had already suffered heavy losses at the hands of Yier fans before, and now in order to protect Miji's mind, it would be better not to let the brats play around.

Qi Ya was also tied to the seat with a seat belt, it was really tied, and the seat belt was wrapped around his neck and wrapped around his hands, completely tied to the chair.

I also felt that it was not safe, so with the addition of thought power, it was really firmly fixed in the position, not to mention breaking free, even if I couldn't move.

It is not safe to buckle the seat belt. There are at least three ways for Qi Ya to break free. Of course, I can find it immediately, but keeping an eye on Qi Ya’s movements is not as good as being strangled in the cradle before, so I just use it. Got superpowers.

It’s definitely not that he scolded me in a rhyming way before, and also thought I was a pervert who was controlled by Il fans, or the kind of guy who played the current play house specially for Il fans, because I taught him a little lesson, Absolutely not.

"Ah ah?"

【what you do】

I ignored him, connected to Gundam's internal network with my mobile phone, and then made a ridiculous video call.

Miji and Amano Yuxue's big heads were squeezed against the curtain in front of them, and it was obvious that they had been waiting for my video call for a long time.

"Hahaha, is it necessary for you to tie Qi Ya into a crab?" Amano Yuki laughed when she saw Qi Ya's appearance, "Is he still a little furry boy?"

"Hmph, little fur kids also know how to hurt people with pacifiers." Mi Ji said with a cold snort.

I'm not surprised that Mi Ji knew what happened in the restaurant. The surveillance camera I used in the restaurant belonged to him. It's not normal for Mi Ji to hack into the back door.

【Hahaha, when Mi Ji was six years old, he actually looked round, not a dead fat boy with accumulated fat. 】

[Who is the other black hair?You actually said I was a little furry boy? 】

Um?He hasn't seen Yuxue Amano?Hasn't it happened before that my wife and Amano threw their child Amano Yuxue over irresponsibly?

Amano Yuxue laughed, "Isn't this the tradition of beating the enemy? Doesn't this mean that he has good aptitude?"

On this point, Amano Yuyuki really knows how to beat the enemy, at least Kiqiu was really moved to the point of crying, she felt sad about giving birth to Aluka who was completely without talent and just like ordinary people, after seeing Kiku More than a month after his birth, he wanted to attack O'Neill and disappeared without a trace.

Although I don't quite understand Kiqiu's thoughts, all in all, it should be a good change for Alluka.

Mi Ji was a little annoyed, "But no matter what, it's too much to attack my brother just over a month after he was born!"

After a pause, Mi Ji continued, "What is he thinking in his heart? He can attack his brother, so he must have his heart? Kusuo, did you read it?"

Caught off guard, my telepathic abilities were exposed.

Well, I'm lying, of course I knew this was going to happen.

After all, Mi Ji cares about me very much. Although I was reluctantly persuaded by me that he doesn't want to be the head of the family, he doesn't like Qi Ya either, as if he was born to be stubborn. After this kind of thing happened, he would want to know what Qi Ya thought. It's normal.

"He doesn't look like a normal child at all?" Mi Ji continued, and guessed very maliciously, "Isn't he being time-traveled by someone? And in the previous life, he was an enemy who beat up the enemy."

... Well, as expected of the two-dimensional leader who beat the enemy with the most brains, it wasn't quite right, but he basically guessed it.

But Mi Ji didn't take his own words seriously, after all, time travel and rebirth are too much like compiled novels.

We beat the enemy, but we have learned the traditional scientific view, and we don't believe in these gods and gods.

And Qi Ya has been lingering in Mi Ji's last sentence.

【Eh?what's the situation?What does it mean to read my mind?Wouldn't it be the ability to read minds? 】

【seriously?Doesn't that mean you know everything?Do you know what I scolded him in my heart?But there is no reaction at all. 】

[Speaking of which, you already have so many abilities of levitation, mind power, and perspective, plus a telepathy, how can you think it's too much? 】

[If it is the ability of the entire illusion, it seems acceptable. 】

[Sure enough, this is the mastermind behind the scenes, and he has set up so many abilities for himself. It seems that he really wants to be a Mary Sue, but he still likes the type of Il fan, tsk. 】

Me: ...Sorry, I really don't want to be a Mary Sue, and I don't want to have any orthopedic relationship with Il fans.

I couldn't help but say when Qi Ya thought about it more and more and went too far towards the late-night movie.

[What kind of messy late-night movies have you watched? 】

If you don't learn masculinity at a young age, who will want him when you grow up?

But even a scumbag like Jin can find a wife, Qi Ya will definitely do a better job than Jin, it is impossible to spend a lot of time with Xiaojie.

Ki Ya was taken aback by my sudden sound.

【You can understand me, why pretend you don't understand? 】

Qi Ya first questioned, he was like a frightened kitten, the hair all over his body burst open.

【how?Want to find out the secrets of our beating enemies?Perverted pink-haired play house maniac. 】

Hey hey hey, this title is too long.

I don't understand it at all, so I can't spit out ideas.

But it really turned out like this, if you explain it again and again, it doesn't make any sense, Qi Ya will just repeat "don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant the scriptures" and continue the meaningless conversation.

So I thought about it and said,

[The secret to beating the enemy?Xiba has the title of "The Man Who Eats the Big Stomach King Competition" in Kukulu Town? 】

I'm sorry, Dad, only this kind of explosive news can calm Qiya down at this time.

【What?what are you talking about?Dad, when did he have the title of 'The Man Who Eats the Big Eater Competition'? 】If it weren't for being tied up in a big way, Qi Ya would have laughed out loud.

[Didn't you find that Kukulu Town is a big tourist town but there has never been any big appetite competition? ] I continued.

Qi Ya paused.

[If you think about it carefully, there is indeed no Big Eater Competition in Kukulu Town. I didn’t know that there are Big Eater Competitions in other places until I left Kukulu Town. 】

[But it doesn't mean that Dad was overwhelmed. 】

[Although Dad eats a lot, it's normal for him to overeat... But Dad doesn't look like a guy who would do such a thing, does he? 】

【You just never knew Sheba. 】

Even for me, even with telepathy, it is difficult to understand him, and the matter about Maca was accidentally exposed.

Qi Ya was silent for a moment, and then viciously "ahhhhhh" several times, but because it was on a small dumpling, it seemed that it was just nasty.

[This is just an illusion!Don't make it sound like you understand my family so well! 】

【Didn't you run away from home and bring Alluka with you. 】

Qi Ya turned his face aside, 【... There is also a reason for this. 】

[Because Nanika. ] I followed his words.

【! ! ! 】

Qi Ya has calmed down now.

[When Nanika appeared before, I felt that someone was peeping, and it must have been you. 】

【Where did you know about Nanika? 】

Qi Ya tentatively said.

【from you. 】

[Your voice tells me. 】

Qi Ya's face changed.

【You drag me into the illusion without knowing anything?Are you a fan of IL fans? 】

【Do you really think this is an illusion? 】

I asked aloud.

[You think that I cooperate with Yierfan, but ask yourself, will Yierfan tell another person about everything about your family? 】

[With the preference of employing people, the habit of beating up enemies? 】

Qi Ya turned pale, but still said bravely.

[You can also learn from me through telepathy. 】

I looked at him blankly, and Qi Ya turned his face away guiltily.

His heart was beating fast, his eyes were dodging, and his emotions should be very complicated now. Now is not the time to talk about this topic, so I didn't talk to him again.

"Are you talking?"

Qi Ya and I looked at each other and remained silent, which made Mi Ji suspicious.

"What are you guys talking about?" He squinted his eyes and asked, "It's not like Qi Ya must have been transported by someone else."

"What are you talking about, Qi Ya is Qi Ya." I replied, "It's just that his gene has mutated, but it's only about thinking."

Qi Ya is Qi Ya, but it's hard to say when Qi Ya was, and I'm not lying, I just concealed part of the truth, as for the second half, I learned it all from Sheba.

That kind of domineering president's script actually really honed his acting skills, at least he was lying, and he didn't see it.

After a "cut", he said bitterly, "It's really lucky."

I thought for a while and said, "But this gene mutation may only be temporary, and it may change back later."

Who knows what happened to Qi Ya in this state?Will you wear it back again?Maybe it will change back in the future, so you have to prepare for it later, and if you become not so smart later, you have to have an explanation.

Mi Chi didn't know what I was thinking at all, he thought it was me coaxing him, took out a notebook from somewhere, and wrote "Kusuo's 2nd birthday, coax me once, it's worth remembering".

While writing and reading, I'm afraid I don't know, right?

After Mi Ji finished writing, he didn't care about Qi Ya, he said, "Kusuo, turn on the screening function, I made a split screen here, it won't affect our video call."

Listening to the ridiculous words, I pressed the projection function next to it.

As soon as I opened it, I saw the surveillance video. First of all, Kiqiu and Shiba fought, and Shiba's loud explanation was immediately mixed in.

"I don't doubt you, but pink hair is always easy to overthink."

Outside the screen, there is a scene of Yiermi hugging me, Mi Ji standing beside, and Geno happily drinking tea. After a while, the house collapsed because of Kiqiu and Shiba and the screen went black.

After a while, I was already a little bit older.

Mi Ji kept pointing at himself and said, "Brother!"

Because I was too annoyed by his arguing, I said, [Mi Ji. 】

Mi Chi's eyes widened in disbelief, not realizing that there was something wrong with his two-week-old younger brother calling him by his name, he rolled his eyes with a smile, and said in a childlike voice, "You should call me brother, Kusuo!"

The following plots are just like the comics and my documentary. Although they are all from the perspective of monitoring the route, they are full of warmth.

After watching it, Mi Ji still couldn't get enough of it, "How did I edit it?"

"Very good." I couldn't help but soften the corners of my brows and said, "I like it very much."

For the sake of his hard work, I paused, "Second brother."

Mi Ji's eyes widened, and the cat's eyes sparkled, "Hahaha, of course! I'm the second young master who beat up the enemy, hahaha!"

Look at him with a raised nose like this.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, forget it, as long as he is happy.

I really have to be a master of Duanping who dotes on my younger brother and elder brother at the same time.

Very good, very good.