Shocked!My magic stick husband is Xianzun

Uncle policeman, there are liars here!

Luo An leaned on the street sign and looked at the magic stick opposite him for a long time, hesitating to step forward.

The dim street lamps illuminated his eyes half-brightly, and a gust of cold wind blew past the end of his eyes, making Luoan shiver from the cold.

He just came back to his senses, took out his mobile phone to check the time, gathered his clothes, looked at the magic stick opposite him again with dim eyes, turned and left with difficulty.

"Really! Let me tell you, that master is super handsome! And it's not expensive, it's only 20 yuan, not to mention whether the calculation is accurate. I saw that face twice and I think he lost 20 yuan. !"

"Isn't it? How handsome can it be? More handsome than your Oppa?"

"Oh, don't mention him, bad luck, cheated and collapsed the house."

"Hurry up, it's a red light!"

Two female college students walked past him holding warm milk tea, hurried to the opposite side, and stopped in front of the magic stick that Luo An had been staring at for a long time just now.

"Master, my friend also wants to do the math."

There were few people at night, it was cold outside, and there were not many people on the street. The girl's voice blew into Luo An's ears along with the wind. He stopped after him and stood there in a daze, wanting to see how the magic stick could tell fortunes. Whether it is accurate or not.

But the voice behind was too low, and Luo An didn't hear clearly. He only saw the two girls stomping their feet in excitement, and they were extremely courteous.

He also enthusiastically took out his mobile phone, apparently wanting to take a picture, but was rejected by the magic stick.

The two girls chattered and left with excitement. One sentence was too excited, and the voice was a little loud. Luo An listened to it again.

"Fuck! He's really handsome!"

He was speechless, thinking that these two girls were probably there to see the handsome guy, and fortune-telling was the second priority. Whether it was accurate or not was all fake.

Just as he was leaving with a sigh, he suddenly noticed a gaze. He raised his eyes and seemed to meet the black eyes of the magic stick opposite him.

Shenzhu was dressed in black, with a small bench under his buttocks, huddled in a huge down jacket, wearing a black mask and thick hat, and wrapped his hands in black leather sheaths. Written in two large characters with a brush - fortune telling.Looked like a homeless man.

To be honest, that word is well written, even if Luo An doesn't understand art, he can still see the beauty.

But he didn't quite understand, why did the two girls look handsome without showing their face?Clairvoyance?

He wanted to leave, but he couldn't move his legs for some reason looking at those eyes.

A Volkswagen came from a distance, and the dazzling lights shone in Luo An's eyes. He instinctively squinted his eyes, as if he saw the silence in the eyes of the person opposite.

Luo An unconsciously straightened his back, with a pensive look on his face, um, he really wanted to do some calculations.

He touched the two bare red tickets in his pocket, 20 yuan for one time, he could count ten times!

"Hello." He walked in front of the magic stick, squatted down slowly, and met those quiet eyes.

Wow, really handsome!Looking at his superior eyebrows, Luo An sighed.

"What is it?" The steady and clear voice made people feel like a spring breeze, like a ray of light in the dark, or like a feather falling on the tip of the heart, scratching the heart with joy and secret itch, Luo An slowly opened his eyes wide, his cheeks Slightly red, she suddenly understood why the two girls felt that this man was handsome.

Sound like a person.

After hearing the voice, the image of this homeless man was somewhat handsome like a dejected recluse.

As if he was in the late stage of voice control cancer, he was still a little shy: "Career."

"Twenty." The magic stick pointed to the QR code next to the word fortune-telling.

Luo An took out the red ticket: "Is it cash?"

The magic stick stared at his red ticket for a long time, and Luo An had already figured in his heart that if this person had no money for change, he would not count it back, and hearing this voice was also a profit.

"Success, one hundred cash." The voice of the magic stick did not change, and he was confident.

The embarrassing bubbles that were created by this voice burst, revealing the biting cold north wind inside. Luo An suddenly calmed down: ..

He suddenly stood up and shouted: "You are stealing money!" This man's character is an insult to this superior voice!

He rushed out two steps aggressively, Luo An felt out of breath again, turned around and found that the magic stick was still sitting quietly in the dark, unmoved by anything, his anger suddenly choked, looking for Feeling suffocated like a vent.

Because his anger made him seem vexatious.

Luo An stood on the spot for a few seconds, turned around again in a rage, threw 100 yuan in front of the magic stick, and said viciously: "Forget it!"

The magic stick picked up the money and stuffed it into his pocket, raised his eyes and glanced at him: "Go up every step of the way."

Luo An stared at him for a while: "No more?"

The magic stick nodded: "It's gone."

The north wind is bleak, silent, silent is the street tonight.

Luo An was anxious, gritted his teeth and stretched out his index finger, pointing at the magic stick tremblingly: "You, you!!"

He really couldn't say anything bad. His good upbringing led to his poor vocabulary of cursing, and finally turned into a loud sentence: "You wait! I'll call the police! Science world, you engage in feudal superstition!"

"Yes, it's the northern section. He practiced feudal superstition and cheated me of 100 yuan!" 110 was dialed out, and when the other side answered, Luo An started, full of grievances, and cried like a dog. "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Yuan! Do you think he is still human?"

"He is still sitting on the ground and raising the price. He insisted on asking me for 20 yuan for something that was originally [-] yuan. What kind of person is this! It is also a social cancer in the society." The dead liar took it away wah wah wah!"

After knowing the situation over there, Luo An hung up, but Luo An squatted on the side of the road and started crying.

Not to mention the silence, but in the relatively quiet night, a person was crying like a stray cat on the side of the road.

What kind of luck is he? He was abandoned by his parents when he was just born. He finally grew up in the orphanage and was able to earn money. As a result, the orphanage caught fire and closed down. The mother of the dean died in the hospital. Coffee, he was not allowed to attend the funeral of the dean's mother, he insisted on going, so he was asked to pay liquidated damages, and then he was expelled from the company. Now the only 200 yuan left on him is alone, only [-] yuan left.

What can he do, at this late night, 100 yuan is not enough to open a big bed room! !

Sure enough, it is impossible to try to change fate through metaphysical means.

woo woo woo woo—

When Luo An was crying, he did not forget to watch the magic stick, and saw that he was still sitting upright, neither speaking nor moving, as if he was not afraid of the arrival of the police at all.

His little face was hidden under the blue mask, crying sobbingly, his long eyelashes were wet and drooping with tears, seeing the magic stick looking at him, with tears hanging from his round eyes, he warned him viciously: "You wait, uncle police will be here soon!"

"Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-" the phone in his pocket rang, Luo An glared at the magic stick, lowered his head and turned out the phone, it was an unfamiliar number, he sobbed, Trembling all over, he picked up the phone and said in a crying voice, "Hello."

The cry was too obvious, so the other side was silent for a while: "..Ah, hello, is this Teacher Luo Anluo?"

"Ah."

"This is the program team of "Survival in the Wild". I just called your agency to say that you have terminated the contract, so I will contact you directly. Do you have a schedule next time? We would like to invite you to be the first member of "Survival in the Wild" The resident guest of the second season."

"Hi——" Luo An suddenly hiccupped, with a dazed expression, tear-stained, and raised his eyes to look at the god stick beside him who had not spoken and was very quiet.

呃 ..

The phrase "step by step" seemed to keep echoing in my ears, and the voice gradually became louder, turning into the voice of a police car.

He turned his head suddenly, and the police car in the distance was shining brightly in the night, hurting people's eyes, Luo An narrowed his eyes, and the police car stopped on the side of the street.

Loan: ..

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