Shocked!My magic stick husband is Xianzun

"Shame."

The woman couldn't help but say that after taking the suit, she was about to put it on Luo An.

Luo An quickly hid to the side, but heard the woman suddenly furious: "What?! I saved you, can't you even marry me?!"

This is true, what age is it now, do you still need to make a promise with your body?It's gangster logic!

Seeing that the woman's expression was getting ferocious, Luo An was anxious, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and shouted: "Actually, I like men!"

"Male?" The woman's ferocious expression paused, revealing a bit of confusion.

Luo An nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes, I like men, but I'm not interested in women."

The woman's expression was thoughtful, and after she started, Luo An, who seemed to be fluent in the rest of her words, continued: "Really, same-sex marriage is now legal in Huaguo, and our orientation is also protected by law, and many people outside like it." Same sex, that's not surprising at all."

The woman's expression was indescribably surprised, and she seemed to be a little bit happy when she looked carefully. Could it be that she is still a rotten girl?

Luo An nodded anxiously: "Ah."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the woman's figure gradually changed, and the facial features on her face also began to change slightly. After a while, she became a real man under Luo An's stunned eyes.

Grass!Nima, is there such an operation? !

Woman, oh, no, the freshly baked man showed a kind smile, and his shrill voice became rough: "You said it earlier, I was originally a man, and I became a woman for your convenience."

Luo An: .. I am really grateful to your [-]th generation ancestors for taking care of me so much.

"Heh, heh heh." He smiled hopelessly.

"Hurry up, let's get married quickly! Bridal chamber tonight!" The man looked at him with bright eyes, and Luo An stared at the suit he handed over, as if he was staring at the shroud he needed to put on after he died.

He hurriedly took a step back before this person met him, and patiently bargained with him: "Well, brother, look, we are now in a new era, which is different from the previous 21st century. Let's enter the 22nd era. Marriage can't be so hasty, we still need to fall in love before we get married!"

The man's face darkened, and he stared at him silently. The air around him seemed to freeze. He said in a deep voice, "Aren't you lying to me?"

Luo An defended himself: "How is it possible..."

Before he finished speaking, the man suddenly moved and grabbed Luo An's arm. As a man, he was tall, and Luo An was no match for him at all. He was directly subdued and could not move at all.

"I think you're lying to me! Let's get married first, and we'll talk about love later!" The evil ghost said aggressively, "I read your novels, and the theme of love after marriage is also very popular! Let's give them the right now! Come to the authentic marriage first and then love!"

This Nima is still a ghost who likes to read novels?

Luo An grabbed back with his backhand, grabbed the male ghost's clothes, and tore them, and the clothes tore apart.

Luoan: =口=

While pressing him down, the male ghost put a suit on him, and said in his mouth: "He said he didn't like it, so he liked it so much that he just started it? Don't worry, don't worry, it will be tonight! Full! Satisfied! You !"

He gritted his teeth in the last few words, because Luo An was struggling desperately, and a burst of strength suddenly burst out in his body, and one person and one ghost suddenly couldn't stand it!

"Put it on for me!"

"I won't wear it! You're called robbing a good man! It's against the law!"

"Crime nmlgb, labor and management are ghosts, care about nm law!" The good-looking suit found an opportunity to cover Luo An's head at once.

Only then did he realize that the ghost world's suit could be put on like a sweater!

Seeing that the ghost suit was about to be completely put on his head, Luo An didn't know where to get angry, and he rushed out of his body without a teacher.

"puff!"

He quickly took off the suit on his head, only to see that the male ghost was rushed far away by his aura, and fell hard on the wall, which seemed to have a hole in it.

It hurt to look at it, but at this moment, Luo An didn't have any sympathy. He threw the suit on the ground suddenly. For some reason, it seemed that something had penetrated into his mind. An reached out and touched the suit on the ground, and a gust of wind rushed out with his fingers, directly breaking a hole in the suit!

Seeing this, the male ghost who fell on the wall and managed to pick himself off immediately fell silent and did not dare to speak. He is the river. He has not been reincarnated since he died a few years ago. He used the feng shui of this mountain to cover himself, and searched The lonely ghost in the mountains, after hundreds of years, he was nothing at first, but now he has the real body of a river.

It's not accidental to stare at Luo'an. This person's breath is very good, which is different from that extremely negative and positive body. I can't tell what it feels like. In short, I just want to come up and take a bite when I meet him.

Although this river belongs to him, there are more and more creatures in it, and it also has its own system.

For example, the big fish inside, after Luoan entered the river, the man didn't take much care of it. Anyway, he died in the river and became a nutrient, which was also exported to himself.

It's just that I didn't expect that this person was about to die, his heartbeat was almost gone, and he could suddenly enter the Tao!

As far as Nima is really mysterious, it was only after this person became a Taoist that the man realized why he smelled so sweet, probably related to his spiritual roots.

Those who entered the Tao are different from ordinary humans. Luo An was on the verge of death at the time, but he had the strength to fight against him, unlike those who worked hard to enter the Tao.

Seeing this, the man changed his mind. Why don't he just leave him behind? After becoming a monk, he still has a choice of practice direction. Why don't he just become a ghost cultivator, and the two get married. Turn a part on yourself.

And he has just entered the Tao, and he looks ignorant, so be careful to coax a few words, if you are not sure, you will succeed!

Who would have thought that this person who looks weak is actually so difficult to deal with? !

He didn't think about it himself, he told people that he wanted to get married as soon as he came here, everyone who engages in pyramid schemes knows to make cakes first, he is like this, he has no part in fraud.

Luo An stared at the suit several times, until the whole suit was tattered and could no longer be put on, he was relieved and turned to look at the male ghost next to him.

Although this person has not been trained in Taoism, but with his talent, the man is almost no match.

To put it bluntly, he has been huddled in this forest for so many years. He is not the kind of high-tech and bold existence. He has always pursued safety in doing things.

Seeing Luo An turn around, he hurriedly laughed and said: "Master Dao, forget it, I will let you go back now!"

Luo An was keenly aware of his timidity, and he was determined, but he didn't speak, and slowly raised his palm, ready to blast this guy into a big hole with one blow!

The man was trembling, and Luo An mobilized the energy in his body and let it out.

"Pfft." There was a muffled sound, and as soon as the air flew out of Luo An's palm, he belched.

Nothing happened.

The man quickly touched his body, and there was indeed no damage, and the eyes he looked at Luo An were full of surprises!

That's right, this person has just entered the Tao, and there is only a little spiritual energy in his body, and it will be gone when it is used up!

He straightened up immediately, and showed that malicious smile again: "Look, God's will is on my side, you should follow me!"

Luo An was surprised, he seemed to know what happened, but he didn't seem to know.

Watching the man fly over from the wall, a pair of hands almost touching his eyes, Luo An was terrified: "No!"

A suction force struck behind him, and Luo An suddenly fell backwards, falling into a black embrace.

The visitor said calmly, "Shame."

The author says:

Luo An: Today is also a shameful day.hehe.

Lu Nanke: You can't fight even if you have entered the Tao, you trash.