Shocked!My magic stick husband is Xianzun

#I don't understand#

#Metaphysics Studio#

#I suspect they are donkey me#

#The most perfunctory in history#

#Hi everyone, I'm a fool#

Today's Weibo suddenly added a lot of strange-looking entries. Passers-by who don't understand the situation clicked in, thinking they could understand what happened, but this group of people is like playing charades, and they all click in: " To be honest, although I only passed the undergraduate course in the college entrance examination, I always felt that my IQ was not a problem."

【Ah, my mother just called me an idiot this morning. I think it's a pet name, but now I suspect that my mother really thinks so. 】

[I thought that I was perfunctory enough to face the news that my ex-boyfriend wanted to get back together, but God must let me know what it means to have someone beyond others and a sky beyond the sky. 】

Passerby: emmm.. what are you doing?

Although I don't understand it, the essence of human beings is to eat melons. How can only you people eat melons?I want to join too!

Finally found a popular science Weibo: [Ah, if you look at my homepage, if you can’t resist the desire to eat melons, you can take a look at this @南安玄学工作室]

So those who wanted to eat melons clicked in and came out in a daze for a while. After calming down for a while, they made the same voice as them.

[I don't understand. 】

[This money is really easy to make. 】

People were in a trance for a long time, and suddenly realized that they all rushed to the account of this studio.

[Are you Luo An?This is your trumpet, right?what's wrong with you?Has your account been hacked? 】

[I don't know what to complain about for a while, the name of the studio is fine, may I ask this thing you just released, do you call it a spell? ! 】

【God knows I wanted to scream when I saw the name of this studio, but turned around and saw this talisman... What a shame! 】

[I declare!Everyone here is a smart person, and everyone should be aware that our slogan is: only crack candy, don't buy charms!Long live whoring! 】

[You really have a conscience, you can rob me, but you gave me a piece of waste paper. 】

For a while, this behavior of treating fans as if they were being taken advantage of quickly rushed into the trending searches.

Unlike previous trending searches, under today's trending search, passersby rose up to scold Luo An and Lu Nanke for cutting leeks, and there were no fans rushing forward to argue that Zhizhi was an obstacle.

Not to mention passers-by, even their fans are wondering if there is something hidden about this wave of operations.

In the studio at this time, Lorraine saw the members of the Nan'an studio for the first time, but she didn't have time to get acquainted with them. Looking at the talisman put on by her idol, Lorraine began to suspect for the first time that her idol didn't know when they first met. The collapsed house, are you waiting here?

The random paper, the crooked brush characters, and the words "pure heart" and "dispelling evil" are written in simple strokes.

Moreover, the words written on each piece of paper are different, some of which are horrible, as if they were stolen from some child's schoolbag.

That's it!500 yuan for one piece? !

"Boss, isn't our talisman a little sloppy?" Fang Yuan stayed with Luo An for a long time, and after discussing the progress of the studio, he became more familiar with it, so when he found a problem, he dared to speak up more than the others. .

Of course, I dare not really say too negatively, after all, the other party is still the boss who pays him.

Luo An glanced at the talisman he was bringing over to put into a transparent plastic bag, then glanced at the words on it and nodded: "It's really a bit sloppy."

The expressions of several people changed slightly.

"But it's okay. After a while, I can practice my handwriting well, and it will look almost the same."

No, is this a problem of calligraphy practice? !

That's exactly, that's...

They complained extremely in their hearts, and when they finally looked at this "talisman", it was full of flaws, and they didn't know which one to start with.

Luo An had long expected that once this talisman came out, there would be a wave of ridicule on the Internet, but it didn't matter, it would also generate traffic for their studio!

The matter of the live broadcast has also been prepared. His master chose a very good time. It will be in the evening, starting around nine o'clock in the evening, and the live broadcast will be one hour and end at ten o'clock.

Luo An put up a request for leave in his live broadcast room, regardless of the messages from fans who followed him, and started preparing for his master's live broadcast with great interest.

"Master, the camera will be set up here later, you can look at the barrage in the live broadcast room, if necessary, you can let them connect with you, then we will turn off the beauty, you can directly follow the other party's face Tell his fortune." Luo An had already thought about it when he said that he would broadcast live.

A talisman doesn't look like a talisman?No problem, when his master starts the live broadcast later, as long as the fortune-telling is accurate, no one is afraid that no one will buy such a talisman.

And if the calculation is really accurate, it will be a living publicity. Luo An can almost imagine the grand occasion in the live broadcast room at that time.

There will definitely be a lot of people who will bow down to his master's iron mouth!

"Who said I'm live broadcasting?" Lu Nanke saw his face rippling with a smile, and couldn't help pouring a basin of cold water on him.

Luo An and the people around him followed suit. What else could they say to Shang Luo An, but to Shang Lu Nanke, they really didn't dare to say a word.

So he secretly looked at Luo An.

Luo An lived up to expectations and asked, "Master, if you don't broadcast live, who will broadcast live?"

"you."

"I?!"

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After a while of psychological construction, Luo An was pushed in front of the camera.

The live broadcast room opens on time.

The fans rushing over from Weibo came here with a glimmer of hope, wanting to see them clarify. Of course, there were also many sunspots and passers-by watching the excitement.

Anyway, no matter how you look at that talisman, why is it speechless!

The black screen in the live broadcast room flickered, and a figure appeared.

They saw Luo An, who they hadn't seen for a long time, appear in the live broadcast room. It seemed that the live broadcast room had opened before they realized it. With a helpless and pitiful face, he shouted to the side: "Master——"

This yelling of master is very soul-stirring, full of coquettish meaning!

Originally, this group of fans knocked on Nan'an CP just looking for candy to eat in the show or various revelations. They came here today and didn't report much hope for candy, but with this sound, the candy was thrown directly in their faces!

[Fuck!Who is Luo Bao calling Shizun? 】

[Who else is there besides Boss Lu? ! 】

[Gan Gan Gan!Is Luo Bao actually like this in private?My face is so red! 】

[Fuck, could it be that the cp I knocked on came true? 】

A group of people came to watch this live broadcast of metaphysics, but the high ground was occupied by cp fans as soon as the screen opened.

The sunspots were immediately upset.

[Still knocking!People are cutting you off like leeks!Knock hard now, and let you chop your hands later. 】

But just after their words were sent out, all the cp fans here are trying to prove themselves that they have brains.

[Thank you, we are a whoring party. 】

[Holding high the banner of prostitution, whoever buys their stuff is an idiot! 】

[I can pay for your sugar, but I can't tolerate my IQ being pushed to the ground, thank you, please change the content of the live broadcast directly, I don't mind watching you kiss! 】

【Yeah!You can pay to watch kissing! 】

[Kiss, kiss, kiss! 】

Lu Nanke motioned him to watch the live broadcast.

Luo An followed his meaning and looked over: ..

We are a fortune-telling live broadcast room, what kind of kisses do we have!A bunch of lsps!