Shocked!My magic stick husband is Xianzun

"Young man, restrain yourself."

"Well, the scientific society, the police uncle probably won't accept it, right?" Huang Xing, who was sitting on the ground, smashed his can and couldn't get up after climbing several times, so he just sat on the ground and asked with his head raised.

Luo An nodded, and he thought so too.

Lu Nanke was very cold: "There is a department in charge."

Since there are really such ghosts and ghosts in this world, it doesn't make sense that only ordinary people like them know about them.After thinking about it, Luo An thought that according to the nature of the rabbit, many things were suppressed to keep the public from knowing.

Therefore, it is really possible that there are already relevant departments within the rabbit, but the feudal superstition does not conform to the current scientific values ​​after all, so it has not been made public.

He followed with a sneer, but did not stop Lu Nanke from calling the police.

But seeing that his boss took out his mobile phone and opened the forum that he entered in the morning instead of the dialing interface, Luo An was full of question marks, and saw his boss click on the post of the forum administrator above, click on the administrator's private message interface, the method Typed in a strange way, and said the things here.

Luo An was surprised: "Is this forum still official?"

Lu Nanke put away his mobile phone, but did not respond to him, and looked at the female ghost again.

When the female ghost learned that he was going to call the police, she felt relieved. Later, she found out that the police he called was from the Department of Metaphysics, and she felt relieved again.

But when she thought about those people in the metaphysics department, she had seen them before. Compared with the person in front of her, she was in the sky and the earth. Go there and suffer a little bit, at least she won't be lost, and she won't even be able to enter the cycle of reincarnation.

The heart was falling, and seeing this person looking over again, the female ghost was so startled that her figure was erratic, and she said with a nervous smile: "What else do you want to order, my lord?"

Lu Nanke reached out and grabbed the jade bracelet floating in mid-air. Luo An watched him lightly tap his index finger, and the female ghost's figure swayed for a while, panicked: "My lord! What are you doing, my lord!"

"Give me a piece of paper." No one in the dormitory could react, Luo An strangely connected to his boss's brain circuit, picked up a copy of Marx from Huang Xing's desk and handed it over: "Is this okay?"

Lu Nanke nodded, the jade bracelet collided with Marx lightly, a gust of wind blew up in the dormitory, and then disappeared in an instant, and when he came back to his senses, he saw Lu Nanke put the jade bracelet back into the box and put it on the table, facing Huang Xing with a dull face on the ground Say, "Wear it, she's in the book now."

As he spoke, he raised the book in his hand, and the female ghost followed the position of the book.

"Fuck!" A mouthful of national essence came from the mouth of the female ghost who looked at Wenwen weakly. She changed her fearful expression just now and looked at Lu Nanke with a light in her eyes: "My lord, how did you do it?" ? I was trapped in that jade bracelet by him for a long time, and I couldn't get out!"

From her actions, it is not difficult to see that she has also tried hard to escape from the jade bracelet, but it has never been successful.

After collecting the money and coming out of the apartment building, Luo An was still in a daze, not because he was overwhelmed by today's events, but because he was so popular for the first time in so many years, he was still a little uncomfortable.

When they were leaving, everyone in Huang Xing's dormitory came to him asking for his contact information. Although they were not directed at him, the eager attitude was directed at him. Moreover, his online banking has now been transferred into 3000 yuan.

The originally agreed fortune-telling fee of [-] plus [-], plus the subway fee, would not cost so much at all.

But Huang Xing felt that such a powerful master was rare, so he took out all the money he had saved to chase the goddess and stuffed it into Luo An's pocket.

The rich man Luo An used his mobile phone to buy the return subway tickets for two people with a secret feeling of coolness. The two people are tall, and many eyes on the subway will fall on them from time to time. In the crowded environment, a group of people just arrived at the station. A seat was vacant next to it, and Luo An hurriedly offered hospitality: "Boss, you sit, you sit, there is a seat here."

Before Lu Nanke could respond, Luo An had already pushed him onto the seat.

With joy in his eyes, he asked, "Boss, is this one order or two orders today?"

Lu Nanke: "Two orders."

"Hey, then I have an allowance of six dollars!"

Sitting next to her was an aunt who was returning home from shopping. She heard them talking, but the carriage was too crowded and noisy, and she couldn't hear them clearly. She looked back and forth between the two of them.

Lu Nanke had already closed his eyes and rested his mind. Luo An noticed her gaze and thought she needed help, so he asked.

Unexpectedly, the aunt took a look at Lu Nanke who was dozing off, and told Luo'an earnestly: "Young man, if you have a partner, you should be more restrained. Look at how tired your little wife is."

Unexpectedly, hearing such words, Luo An's eyes widened slightly, and he was dumbfounded: "No, we are not in that kind of relationship."

Although same-sex marriage is now legal, Luo An has been busy running around, and has never considered this aspect.

The aunt heard him shirk and gave him a look: "Scumbag!"

Luo An: ...Auntie, you are a bit trendy.

He hurriedly glanced at Lu Nanke next to him. Seeing that his eyes were still closed, he didn't know whether he heard him or not. Luo An didn't dare to argue with his aunt, let alone ask Lu Nanke to open his eyes to argue, so he could only look away and pretend He looked like he didn't know Lu Nanke.

The aunt was even more shameless when she saw this, and let out a cold snort from her nostrils, and then looked at Lu Nanke, who had closed her eyes beside her, to see if she hadn't tried to wake him up.

Luo An breathed a sigh of relief.

As a result, when they arrived at the station, the aunt hadn't gotten off the car. Seeing Lu Nanke woke up, she hurriedly said to him: "Young man, if you can, find another one. Your boyfriend can't do it!"

Luo An saw his boss's eyes twitch slightly, but miraculously he didn't say anything to the aunt, and even nodded slightly before getting out of the car with the crowd.

After getting off the car, there was no other performance at all. On the way back, Luo An stopped suddenly. Luo An just put down the matter of the aunt's boyfriend. Does he settle the score?

His boss said coldly, "Aren't you hungry?"

Luo An's divergent thinking stopped immediately. They went out in the morning and came back after going out. It is already past one o'clock in the afternoon, and their minds have been occupied by today's things. It was only after his boss reminded him that Luo An felt a little hungry Come.

Lu Nanke stood where he was, and motioned to the vegetable market not far away: "Go."

The meaning is obvious, let Luo An go alone, he will wait for him here.

Luo An hurried away.

I feel more and more that his boss is weird.

In Apartment 507, XX University No. [-], Huang Xing received a call from the Department of Metaphysics, and handed over the book of Marx. After the movement just now, the female ghost seemed to have lost her vitality, and now she was limp and lacked energy. It's not like being able to be a demon.

Huang Xing revealed everything he knew, and the staff of the metaphysics department praised their cooperation. At the same time, a small brainwashing meeting was held in the dormitory, which would definitely keep this incident within their dormitory. Don't Launch out.

The four people bowed passionately, and their fear of the female ghost gradually dissipated, and finally they solemnly responded with expressions of serving the country and the people.

It can only be said that the art of language has always been full of charm.

After the second group of people had left for a while, Huang Xing sat on a chair and suddenly regretted: "I didn't even say I would treat you to a meal!"

The roommate who slept across from him asked, "Do you still have money?"

Huang Xing: ..

Huang Xing: "Gangzi! There are still ten days in this month, and I'm relying on you!"

Gangzi: "Scream daddy."

"father!"

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Lu, Has Bigu, Nanke