The 108th abuse of the little phoenix of glass

Ever since Sifeng married Xuanji, she became impatient with being entangled with vulgar things, so she passed on the position of Lize Palace Master to Elder Luo. The two of them lived at ease every day, let alone how comfortable they were.

Liu Yihuan took Yu'er, Wuzhiqi took Zihu, and would come to their residence for a meal from time to time.

Not to mention Ting Nu, who came to visit occasionally, and Teng Snake, who only knew how to eat.

Therefore, the house of the husband and wife is full of laughter and laughter all day long. Xuanji likes this kind of day very much, so Si Feng also lets her go.As long as Xuanji is happy, Sifeng is fine.

The green hills are faint, and the white clouds are long.

A few clumps of green bamboos are rustled by the wind, and a small stream flows cheerfully in front of the wooden fence, clear and translucent.

The wooden fence is about one person high, covered with wisterias.At this moment, it is in the flowering period, and the orange-red flowers are hanging down, as bright as clouds.If you sit in it, you can feel cool and soak your bones.When you look sideways, you can see clusters of flowers.

Walking along the path paved with cobblestones in front of the wooden door, there are also weeping willows planted inside, colorful.Under the whirling shadows of the trees, the lavender and white flowers are lively, pitiful and lovely.

The small courtyard is very clean and fresh. In the middle is a small green tile building facing north and south. The furnishings inside are neat, orderly, simple and elegant.

All kinds of interesting small objects can be seen everywhere, showing the owner's childlike innocence.

It's just that the room is quiet at this time.

One of the owners of the small building was squatting in the kitchen, head to head with another person, staring at each other: "Teng Snake, do you know how fire is made?"

Teng Snake's round eyes stared bigger than him: "Since birth, the brain only knows to eat, drink and play. When did you see me working? Hiss, yes, brat, I remember you know The Five Elements Jue? Just pinch the Fire Jue just to light the fire?"

Xuanji was a little embarrassed: "I know the fire formula, but I haven't used it for several years. I'm very good at it. What if I can't grasp it accurately..."

She looked up at the clean kitchen, which seemed to have been washed with water, and quickly shook her head: "If the kitchen is set on fire, Xiao Fenghuang must spank my ass when he comes back."

Teng Snake hates iron but steel: "Smelly girl, I tell you, I don't like your face that is timid for a man. Isn't it the son of the Emperor of Heaven, why is he pulling? You are still dignified The god of war in the heavens! Hmph, even if you start a fire, it’s fine even if you burn the kitchen, and I’ll back you up. What’s more, you’ve worked so hard, and it’s not because you want to cook a meal for that little boy Sifeng. He should be grateful for tears and snot Just a handful."

Xuanji spread out her two slender and jade-like hands, which became whiter and tenderer after being cared for by Si Feng, and hesitated: "You really don't have to be afraid? It's already agreed, if Little Phoenix gets angry, you must take care of me. "

Teng Snake patted his chest proudly: "What are you afraid of? I will keep my word if I support you. You can just do it boldly."

He turned his head to look at the fat duck on the table, drooling greedily: "What the hell is the little cook doing? Why didn't you come back all day? I'm starving to death."

"Then I'll use the Fire Squeeze Technique."

Xuanji stretched her hands and gestured back and forth in the air, the movements were pleasing to the eye.

I saw a cluster of flames burning from Xuanji's fingers, burning more and more vigorously.Before the two of them could be happy, they suddenly shot up into the sky, and with a bang, the red flame rushed up to the roof and burned the roof in an instant.

But in the blink of an eye, the flames spread to half the roof.

"Ahhh! Put out the fire!" Xuanji jumped up and down anxiously.

"Water, brat, hurry up!"

The two pinched the water formula together, and it rained cats and dogs not long after.

However, after a while, the two of them were dumbfounded again.

The delicate flowers outside the house were torn apart by the violent wind and rain, and the flowers and leaves fell.The fire was still raging in the house, and it was burning very happily. The sound of "crackling" devouring the wood seemed to be mocking these two people, who were so stupid that they were hopelessly stupid.

Seeing that the fire was about to burn the kitchen clean, with that menacing look, it was time to burn down the building next to it.

The two escaped from the house in a state of distress, their faces covered in black ashes, and they were drowned by the rain again. What a miserable image.

"Stinky girl, what kind of fire are you attracting? Why can't you even put water on it? I was almost burned into a roasted white snake!"

Xuanji said timidly: "Yes, it was Sifeng who taught me the Nine Heavens Profound Fire..."

Teng Snake: "...Smelly girl, do you use the Nine Heavens Profound Fire to light the fire for cooking?"

With trembling fingers, he pointed at Xuanji, so angry that he could hardly speak: "...Okay, wait until your house is completely burned down."

"Kara"!

The kitchen was completely burnt, and the fire climbed up the tree trunk. After turning a osmanthus tree full of osmanthus into a fire tree, it burned towards the small building with green bricks and green tiles.

"What should I do now?" Xuanji wanted to cry, but she couldn't keep her little butt.

If you want to say that Xiao Fenghuang is good at everything, it is the habit of spanking her when she gets angry, which really makes her ashamed to speak.

"It's over, it's over, the little cook is back!" Teng Snake turned his head, just in time to see a light green figure floating towards this side quickly.

Thinking about the little cook's eyes that could turn people into icicles in a flash of cold for three thousand miles, Teng Snake's little heart began to tremble.

Those bold words that he patted his chest just now have long been forgotten by him.He patted Xuanji on the shoulder hard, gave her a look of "you wish you were lucky", and then slipped away.

As soon as Teng Snake's blue clothes disappeared, Si Feng had already fallen into the yard frightened.

He waved his sleeves, and the Nine Heavens Profound Fire was put away by him.

"How is this going?"

Si Feng's face was quite ugly, he was only away for a day, and this girl was already bored enough to light a fire?

"I, I..." Xuanji was at a loss, not knowing what to say to get rid of the fate of spanking.

"Xuanji, are you alright? Where is the burn?"

Si Feng's face was pale, and he eagerly rubbed Xuanji's body with his hands to check if there was any injury on her body.

"I'm fine, it's just..."

Xuanji desperately wanted to explain, but Si Feng had already pulled her into his arms and hugged her so hard that she was almost out of breath.

"Sifeng..." Xuanji was about to struggle in pain, but Sifeng had already pressed her into his arms again.

"Don't move!" Si Feng's voice was hoarse, trembling after excessive worry.

Just now when he saw a fire in the direction of his home from a distance, he was almost scared to death.

The excessively high body temperature and the tense muscles on his arms were all telling the fear in his heart.

"Little Phoenix, don't worry, okay?" Xuanji carefully raised her head from Sifeng's chest, peeping at her husband's face from below.

Si Feng had lingering fears in his heart, wanted to scold her but was reluctant, but if he didn't scold her, he was afraid that this girl would do something more exciting and heart-pounding one day.

After thinking for a moment, he finally sighed softly, raised his hand and rubbed Xuanji's head, and said softly, "Tell me, what's going on?"

Seeing her husband's kind attitude and considerate description, Xuanji rolled her eyes, and simply threw herself into Sifeng's arms, sobbing and crying, and completely betrayed Teng Snake: "I originally said that I wanted to make you a roast duck. You come back to give you a surprise. But I don’t know how to make a fire, so Teng Snake urged me to use the Nine Heavens Profound Fire to light firewood. I patted my chest and promised that he would be responsible for what I said..."

Before Xuanji finished speaking, Teng Snake had already killed from the tree aggressively, and her mouth was crooked in anger: "Smelly girl, do you betray your friends like this? You don't know how to light firewood, so I gave it to you." You came up with an idea. It’s good for you to put the blame on Lao Tzu! Hiss, brat, are you so dishonest?”

Xuanji hid in Sifeng's arms again, and continued to betray Teng Snake timidly: "You also said that Little Phoenix is ​​the son of the Emperor of Heaven. What's so great about it, what's the matter?"

She took Si Feng's sleeve and shook it gently, her voice was soft and soft: "Little Fenghuang, I made a mistake, I will never listen to Teng Snake again, and just use the Nine Heavens Profound Fire casually."

There must always be one person responsible for this matter, so let Teng Snake take the blame.Anyway, he eats and drinks for free every day and doesn't work, so he should charge some interest.

Teng Snake "hissed" and screamed: "Smelly girl, I am your spirit beast, do you know the spirit beast? Do you treat your own spirit beast like this?"

Si Feng wiped the dust off Xuanji's face little by little with a handkerchief, squinted at Teng Snake, who was pulling his arms and sleeves, and asked slowly: "Why, you are not convinced and want to fight? Okay, I will accompany you."

Since Sifeng recovered his immortal bones, his combat power has soared by more than ten times.Talk about a soaring snake, even if you add Qinglong, Suzaku and Baihu, they may not be Sifeng's opponent.

Teng Snake collapsed immediately, and complained tearfully: "Even if I came up with the idea, it's still your wife who burned the house like this, right?"

"This is Xuanji's and I's home. She burns it down as she likes, and lives in it as she likes. I, as a husband, have no objections."

Si Feng wiped Xuanji's face clean, then picked up her hands, and wiped them one by one: "It's you, who practiced the Thunder Fire Jue, why don't you do it yourself, instead of encouraging my family Xuanji?"

"I..." Teng Snake reasoned poorly: "I usually use fire to fight. Is it because I am afraid that I can't control the power and burn the house down?"

It's just that he never expected that Chu Xuanji was less reliable than him, and really burned the house down.

"The kitchen is burned out. From today onwards, you can be hungry."

Si Feng walked out slowly with Xuanji on his arm, stopped after walking a few steps, and told Teng Snake intimately: "If you are really hungry, you can drink from the stream at the door."

Teng Snake was a little dumbfounded: "Then, what about the two of you?"

Si Feng took out a paper bag from his sleeve and handed it to Xuanji, with a gentle smile on his lips: "Sufangzhai's mung bean cake and calla lily, try it and see if it tastes good?"

Xuanji took it, took out a piece of light green pastry, took a bite, and then smiled: "Well, it's so sweet, as sweet as Little Phoenix."

Teng Snake quit, these two are too bad, they eat and drink, but let themselves drink the stream?

"No, no, I want to eat too!"

Teng Snake interpreted the four characters moving like a rabbit to the fullest, and ran to Xuanji's side in a hurry, smiling incomparably flatteringly: "Smelly lady, give me some too. Hey, stinky lady, one piece is not enough."

"Little Phoenix bought it for me, don't compete with me."

The small paper bag was tossed back and forth in the hands of Xuanji and Tengshe, the two of them were like children, they hated each other more than they ate.

Si Feng stood aside, looking at them with a smile, full of satisfaction and joy in his heart.

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