After discovering that the emperor is a woman

"You! Your mouth is sweet."

The Empress Dowager smiled and twirled the beads in her hands, and she didn't know what she was thinking of, but the speed of twirling the beads seemed to be much faster.

He drank tea quietly for a long while.

Fangcai continued: "The Ai family wants to be free from worries, but who in this world can be free from worries? This old bone has half-stepped into the coffin to pursue the late emperor, but after all, I still worry about a few children..."

Listening to the sighs, Liu Jiuning hastily comforted her.

I don't know if the queen mother really has no one to talk to or something else. In short, this misery is like a snowball on the hillside, getting bigger and bigger.

sentence after sentence.

Coupled with that dejected look.

Even Liu Jiuning, who had seen so many beauties make her cry, couldn't help feeling sorry for the little old lady in front of her who still had the air of a peerless beauty.

Until the other party went around in various circles and started pointing and talking about the "unreliable" love between the emperor and her...

She just woke up suddenly!

This almost fell into the trap of the Queen Mother!He really deserves to be a person who came out of the bloody harem, and all means must not be underestimated!

Think of this.

Liu Jiuning hurriedly adjusted her emotions and regained her energy to deal with this protracted battle that must have been far away!

She also no longer directly asked about the birthday.

Instead, he played Tai Chi with the Queen Mother.

Say a few words here, and turn a few more words there, no matter whether it is to criticize or point out, anyway, they are all coaxing and boasting!

If it doesn't work, just be a quiet listener patiently.

Of course, I didn't forget to find an opportunity to intersperse a few words about my preferences.It doesn't matter if there is no result in asking about the birthday banquet, she can also save the country by sidestepping the curve!

One to two to go.

It's not that Liu Jiuning got nothing, but he was a little bit tired, and after several days in a row, he concluded that the pen and ink on the birthday banquet was not enough for half a page.

the most important is!

Her time was completely occupied by the Queen Mother, and after dealing with the Queen Mother with a high degree of nervousness, when she returned to the palace, she had no energy at all to have fun with the Emperor.

In the past, those things that we shared dinner and then chatted about, or walked around and admired the moon and held hands... none of them!

Everything has become a past that can only be recalled!

Liu Jiuning could only meet the emperor for a short time every day, say a few small words, and then it was time to sleep, even if they could hug each other and sleep, the rush would not be erased!

Even if time is like water in a sponge, there will always be squeezes.

But I can't help but rest is also very important. If I don't take a good rest, the queen mother will definitely say something when she sees her the next day, such as "the queen doesn't want to see Aijia, why doesn't she even smile?" Words, and then a few words of 'the child is disobedient and addicted'...

She and the emperor are like an unmarried couple secretly in love behind their parents' backs!

This situation has been going on for half a month!

That night.

Li Nanchu was waiting for his sweetheart to return early in the bedroom as usual.

Seeing that her little queen was so exhausted and haggard every day, Yu Fayu lost energy, so he hurriedly stepped forward and hugged her half into his arms, while frowning, he said, "Have you ever eaten dinner? It's night time again. It’s been so long since I’ve come back, I’m definitely going to talk to the queen mother..."

"What are you talking about! How about adding fuel to the fire?"

When Liu Jiuning heard this, her eyes widened, she pushed the person away a little, and at the same time hurriedly stopped the emperor's unreliable behavior.

With her many days of hard work, she must quickly understand all the methods of the queen mother, and use all kinds of coping methods reasonably. Now she can not only answer fluently, but also occasionally get out of the emperor's cold and cute past when he was a child.

The situation between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has finally stabilized and eased, and at this time, they suddenly intervene!

Do you want to harm her, or do you want to kill her?

You know, in her previous life, Liu Jiuning accompanied her mother to see the big mother-in-law and daughter-in-law get together since she was a child, and in this life, she often listened to the gossip in the big courtyards of wealthy families in Beijing and outside Beijing. She is not proficient in the disharmonious relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, but she is definitely clear Incomparable!

If it is really possible to separate her from the Queen Mother, so that they don't meet each other, it would be really good to intervene like this.

But the problem is, the emperor has no such ability at all!

Not to mention that there is still the word 'filial piety' on the head, the relationship between the emperor and the queen mother is deep, and it is possible to do such a thing that hurts the relationship between mother and child.

And Liu Jiuning didn't think that he would be able to have no worries in this way.

It's better to let her come, anyway, these days have passed, the Queen Mother may have seen through her thick skin, and she doesn't even bother to point out, just chatting about flowers and plants to pass the time.

Thinking about it, the Queen Mother might be really lonely.

After all, besides the attendants, there were no other juniors by his side, and the emperor was too busy, so even if he saw him, he couldn't speak for a long time.The whole day is either facing the Buddha statue or looking at the Buddhist scriptures. After such a long time, everyone will be lonely!

So, a few days ago, she specially came in from the whole theater troupe outside the palace, and sang a few new plays to coax the old people. When she came back late, it was because the queen mother was lingering in front of the stage and didn't pay attention to the good time!

This theater troupe was specially sung for the ladies and gentlemen in the work of the concubines in the palace. Rounding off, it was actually trained by Liu Jiuning.

Not to mention the 'White Snake', 'Butterfly Transformation', 'Mr. Luo and Miss Zhu' sung in it...

They are all classics that can no longer be classics!

Of course, she also has selfish intentions, more drama performances in which the family members split up and both of them died for love, maybe the queen mother will look away at some point, and don't care what the juniors like to do with a big wave of their hands.

Even if the probability is small.

Everyone must at least have a dream!

Thinking of this, Liu Jiuning began to slowly explain to the emperor the intricate relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. She didn't expect the emperor to really understand, so just don't make trouble.

By the way, she happily talked about all the little tricks she thought were brilliant.

"But, Jiu'er, you've lost weight..." Li Nanchu still frowned, really worried, even if the queen mother wouldn't really torment her, she couldn't bear to see her little queen continue to haggle.

However, Liu Jiuning was silent when he heard this.

After a long time, she raised her head slightly, fixed her clear and bright eyes on the emperor, and said, "Your Majesty really thinks so?"

Li Nanchu didn't understand why the little queen asked such a question, but still nodded frankly and replied: "Naturally."

Shut up.

Then he raised his hand and touched the other party's slightly pale cheek under the candlelight with distress.

Just as she was about to continue to say something, the little queen suddenly lifted off the pajamas she had just put on, revealing her white and tender belly.

"Keep your eyes open and look at the circles of meat on the chenqie's belly, and say again that the chenqie has lost weight!"

Liu Jiuning stared at the emperor expectantly, as if the word "fat" did not exist as long as the other party nodded.

She didn't even dare to lower her head to take a closer look at the piles of fat white meat!There is no need to pinch, just stand naturally, and they are all stacked up!Move it and it will shake!

Obviously these days, so busy and so tired, going to and from the Queen Mother's residence every day.

Why, why get fat!

Seeing this, Li Nanchu stretched out his hand to pinch the soft flesh of the little queen's abdomen, then raised his eyes slightly, and met those eyes that he didn't know what he was expecting.

Take a closer look at the slightly pale, but round face.

A moment of silence.

Only then said: "In my heart, Jiu'er has lost weight."

……

Hearing this, Liu Jiuning smiled miserably, and said, "So it's only in your heart, not in your eyes, right?"

really!

She really is fat!And ridiculously fat!

Li Nanchu hastily coughed twice, stretched out one hand, and hugged her into his arms, preventing the little queen from seeing the corners of her slightly raised lips, and at the same time comforted him: "Jiu'er is not only in my heart, but also in my heart." in the eyes."

As he spoke, he couldn't help pinching the piece of soft flesh that he forgot to let go of in his hand.

Liu Jiuning noticed that the emperor was still pinching her belly for fun, so she quickly raised her hand to slap the opponent's hand away, and then continued to ask stubbornly: "What I said is that in your eyes, is the concubine fat? Are you fat or thin? Don’t answer the question!”

She tried to push the emperor away so he could look directly at him.

But his head was pressed tightly by a big hand, and he couldn't move. His face could only be buried in the dimple of the emperor's shoulder and neck.

"It doesn't matter whether it's thin or fat?" Li Nanchu tried to enlighten the little queen who cared too much about fat and thin. In her opinion, the little queen is indeed cuter and more pleasing if she is fatter.

"It's a big deal!"

When Li Nanchu heard the little queen's fierce words, he didn't wait for the other party to continue, and said, "But didn't Jiu'er tell me earlier that there are so many beautiful things in this world, there are beautiful skinny ones, and there are beautiful fat ones too, just want to Good at observation and good at discovering. The thin body can move gently, but the plump and round body is like the hibiscus in the distant mountains, which has the beauty and heavenly fragrance..."

These are words that the little queen often uses to argue why she is so beautiful.

It was a coincidence that it happened to be useful.

Liu Jiuning reached out and touched her chin, and as expected, she touched two floors. She sighed slightly, and said, "The beauty and natural fragrance of the lotus in the distant mountains must have a degree! You don't understand, you don't understand Things like getting fat, as long as there is a beginning, I am afraid there will be no turning back."

Whose parent is not tall but a big fat man weighing 180 catties can be beautiful?

Liu Jiuning sighed again. She pressed her double chin heavily on the emperor's shoulders, and looked up at the round moon outside the window at a 45-degree angle.

The moon is really round, and she is afraid that she will be so round too.

Why is this so?

Obviously...

Obviously she was eating vegetarian food with the queen mother at the beginning!The table is full of vegetarian dishes!

Although the vegetarian food was really delicious, she accidentally ate too much, so that the queen mother felt that she was not full every time, and specially prepared a small half of the table for her.

But, that's a mouthful too.

Liu Jiuning made sure that she only ate one bite of everything, and didn't eat too much at all. Why did she gain weight?

The night is deep.

Some people worry about their weight.

But under the same moonlight, there were countless women in horse riding clothes running non-stop in the garden corridor.

Soon, the concubines all dispersed.

Concubine De was left alone in the garden, she jumped up to the eaves of the promenade, quietly meditating on the moon.

Thinking about how many training sessions the queen has escaped, and also thinking about whether to go to the queen mother to borrow the queen for a few hours next time.

It's a matter of physical fitness, so it's better to participate in it.

It would be even better if the Empress Dowager could also exercise her limbs, instead of always being bored in that small Buddhist hall.