After discovering that the emperor is a woman

At this moment, no one knew what the emperor was thinking.

including herself.

"In this way, we are all beautiful beauties! I am a little beauty! Sister, you are a big beauty!"

Liu Jiuning smiled and stretched out her arms to climb Li Nanchu's shoulders, then moved her small head closer, and looked at the beauty she was talking about in front of her very seriously.

Sword eyebrows pointing directly at the temples, eyes are shining like stars, the bridge of the nose is straight and the thin lips are slightly pursed.

This is the diametrically opposite beauty of women's softness, but the two are best neutralized by the beautiful sister in front of her, without any sense of disobedience.

After looking at it for a long while, Liu Jiuning nodded her head heavily, and said slowly, "These eyes, this nose, and this mouth are all really, really beautiful. If I had known this, I would have read more , learn more idioms. Otherwise, you will not be uneducated, but there is no way to clearly describe this beauty that transcends gender. Looking at the picturesque beauty of the beautiful woman, I wanted to write a poem for you, but I am uneducated. Go around the world."

She shook her head slightly, as if reciting a poem.

A doggerel is also a poem!In her previous life, all major platforms on the Internet were on fire!

Even though Liu Jiuning's head was dizzy, and the whole world seemed to be covered with layers of thin mist that could not be dispelled, her mouth was still very sharp.

And accurately keep up with the messy and weird thoughts in my mind.

Li Nanchu didn't understand Liu Jiuning's humor, he just felt that the girl in front of him was still so talkative, even if she was slightly drunk and blushed, she couldn't stop her chattering mouth.

She was about to speak out to get rid of this little drunkard's entanglement.

He fixed his eyes and saw that the words had reached his lips, but he didn't continue to say anything.

Probably because the other party's clear eyes are looking forward to sincere and trusting eyes at this time, or it may be because the cheeks are flushed and the mouth is full of nonsense, or the bright moon bead is dangling in the ear.

In short, Li Nanchu temporarily indulged Liu Jiuning's actions.

"Sister is so pretty, I'm afraid only the Banished Immortal can compare with it." Liu Jiuning quietly moved her little hand to the big beauty's cheek, just touched it, and was slapped away by the other party.

She quickly put her paws in front of her mouth and let out a breath.

Immediately afterwards, he wrinkled his face and raised his head to look at the fierce beauty in front of him, and said loudly, "How dare you beat someone!"

The confused Liu Jiuning didn't care about the emperor or not, his face was full of unhappiness and grievance, and a thin layer of mist was also sipped in those bright and clear eyes.

As if he was afraid that the other party would not admit it.

She also handed her small white hand without even a red mark to Li Nanchu, indicating that this was the incriminating evidence just now.

Li Nanchu looked at the girl in front of him who was stubbornly asking for an explanation, and said calmly, "If you stay in peace, how can I hit you? Also, don't call me like that again, or don't blame me for being rude."

Most likely it was the warmth of the flickering candles in the house.

The threatening tone, which couldn't be colder, was overlaid with a crimson softness.

And Liu Jiuning didn't care about Li Nanchu's impolite words at all. Now she can barely tell who it is, her mind is chaotic, and there is only so much capacity left, but she can't think too much. She is not interested. s things.

To put it simply, be bold!

After being scolded, she put her hand back on Li Nanchu's body and said with a smile, "Okay, brother."

If you can’t call me sister, then call me brother.

Thinking of this, she became excited and said, "Brother, brother, brother, brother, brother..."

This brother comes and goes, doesn't it look like a hen laying eggs?

Thinking of this, she giggled directly, even the phoenix crown on her head was shaking.

The sound of pearls and jade colliding echoed in the empty and quiet bedroom.

When Liu Jiuning finally calmed down, she realized that the beautiful woman in front of her still had the aloof look that couldn't smile, so she raised her head and stared at Li Nanchu, who was heroic and stern like a fairy.

After waiting for a long time, but still unable to answer, she raised her hand and gently touched the long broken gold tassel on the other party's hairpin, and at the same time blinked her eyes and said, "Why don't you speak?"

She doesn't speak or blink, just like a large and beautiful hand-made doll.

I really want to take it home and hide it!

As soon as she said it, she quickly moved her hands to the waist of the big beauty's sister, as if hugging a pillar, intending to hug her up.

Steal it home again!Watching it every day, you can eat two more bowls of rice!

"What are you doing?" Li Nanchu looked straight at Liu Jiuning, somewhat incomprehensible of his actions.

This is to...

Pull her up from the ground?

"I, I just want to see how heavy you are!" Liu Jiuning, who failed to steal someone, quickly withdrew her hand, put her paws behind her back, and was about to say something when she suddenly felt the center of her head move back, and her whole body trembled. Fall back.

Rao was Li Nanchu's quick reaction, he reached out to catch the opponent, but he didn't have time.

"Ah!" Accompanied by Liu Jiuning's scream, there was the sound of many objects falling.

The weight of the phoenix crown on Liu Jiuning's head was not just a random number, it only took a blink of an eye, and the heavy phoenix crown fell to the ground with someone, so unlucky that she knocked her forehead against the edge of the wooden stool .

The moment she fell just now, she still grabbed the tablecloth, and she dropped to the ground with all the decorations and red candles, and they became a mess.

The fire quickly climbed up everything that could be ignited.

At the same time, the ministers guarding outside also heard the screams in the room and the sound of all kinds of porcelain falling. After looking at each other, they quickly knelt on the ground and said loudly: "Your Majesty, calm down, Your Majesty, please! On the wedding day, there will be no blood!"

Among them, the father and son of the Liu family yelled the most.

If the hysterical voice was not blocked by the surrounding officials, they would have rushed in.

Sounds piled up like thunder, echoed in front of the empty palace in the dark night, spread throughout most of the palace, and reached the ears of Li Nanchu and Liu Jiuning.

Although Liu Jiuning was confused, looking at the candle burning on the ground in front of him, he also realized that he had done something wrong.Not even having time to say a few more words in pain, after rubbing his forehead, he quickly removed the heaviest crown on his head and put it on the stool.

Then jumped up.

He quickly grabbed the heavy curtains on the side and covered them into the firelight. After grabbing several curtains in a row, he stepped hard into the pile of curtains like a dancer.

After jumping almost, Liu Jiuning stopped, and picked up a familiar small wine jug from the low cabinet beside her, and gurgled down the remaining liqueur.

Wiped the corners of his mouth.

Only then did I realize that the big beauty not far away was looking at her with complicated eyes.

She was probably shocked by her bravery, so she smiled and said, "It's okay, I will protect you, it's just a small fire, don't be afraid! It's just a little bit tight, but fortunately, the shoes are thick enough today, and the socks have been worn for three days. layer!"

Li Nanchu glanced at the curtains that were mostly torn off, looked at the corners of the girl's mouth that were smeared red like lips that were eating children, and then listened to the "forgiveness" outside the window, silent for a long time .

Until Liu Jiuning began to smirk and mutter that he saw three beauties.

She went to open the door and ordered the attendants to come in to deal with the mess and to familiarize the new queen.

When the officials waiting outside the palace saw the emperor recruiting the maids and eunuchs, they thought it was the new empress who just disappeared, and their hearts were mostly cold.

The old censors all wanted to rush forward to remonstrate to the death.

But the emperor didn't give them this chance, and closed the door again, ignoring them, the courtiers who had been waiting for most of the night.

After a stranger came into the bedroom, Liu Jiuning was very obedient, she didn't say a word, and quietly let herself be manipulated, looking like a broken doll without thinking.

Even the eyes are not as agile as before.

She didn't jump up from the bed until the maids and eunuchs had left and she also changed into her pajamas.

Shaking like dancing, he walked up to Li Nanchu, held his face and said, "How is my performance? Am I a qualified wooden man? I don't move and don't speak!"

Before the attendants came in, Li Nanchu sternly warned Liu Jiuning not to talk nonsense, but Liu Jiuning directly understood that he wanted to play a wooden figure in front of others, and he played it very seriously.

No, now I'm here to ask for compliments.

Li Nanchu put down the piano in his hand, looked up at the girl who was so drunk that her eyes seemed to be lit with burning candlelight, thought about the other party's action of putting out the fire just now, and stood up.

Reach out.

Holding the pajamas behind the girl's neck.

In three or two steps, he sent the man back to the bed, and said: "It's getting late, let's rest early."

As he turned around and was about to leave, the girl wrapped her arms tightly around her waist.

Li Nanchu could only look back at Liu Jiuning, and continued, "What's wrong?"

"Sister, you haven't praised me yet!" Liu Jiuning said softly, looking up at her face, which was even redder than the red silk in the room.

She has worked so hard to pretend to be a wooden person for so long, isn't it just for the sake of the big beauty sister?

You must get the fruits of your own labor!

Hearing this, Li Nanchu stretched out his hand, slightly pinched Liu Jiuning's chattering little mouth with his thumb and forefinger, and said slowly, "You did a good job. But, did you forget that I told you what?"

Liu Jiuning felt that her mouth had been pinched into a duckling, it must be ugly.In order to get rid of her ugliness, she tried her best to think back, and finally remembered that the beautiful sister said that she was not allowed to call her 'sister'.

He nodded his head heavily, indicating that he already knew.

Probably feeling that the effect of nodding was not enough, she blinked her eyes vigorously again, until the mist in her eyes wet the corners of her eyes.

Li Nanchu also knew that there was no reason to talk to a drunk little girl, so after a little intimidation, he let go.

"Then what do I want to call you?" Liu Jiuning moved her squashed small mouth. She seemed to have no sense of the threat just now, and without waiting for Li Nanchu to answer, she looked around at the people around. It is a festive and red decoration.

The last gaze fell on the pair of burning dragon and phoenix candles not far away.

Her eyes brightened in an instant, and she quickly grabbed the corner of Li Nanchu's clothes, and said, "I seem to be married to you today! This is the legendary bridal chamber wedding night! Then... shall I call your husband? Otherwise, you You can also call me your husband."

Enjoy happiness or let the other party enjoy happiness, she can do it!

When I think of marrying such a beautiful sister and it is still a wedding night, I suddenly feel excited, happy and nervous!