After discovering that the emperor is a woman

"Of course not." Liu Jiuning straightened his expression, and said solemnly: "Reading a hundred times is self-evident. I read a lot of miscellaneous books, and I am very lucky to stand on the shoulders of giants to broaden my horizons. "

Although she appeared calm, in fact, she was a little flustered.

The harem's non-interference in politics, this glaring regulation is not just a display, each sentence after sentence of advice is like a sharp arrow piercing her body!

The emperor doesn't think she talks too much, does he?

What if you behave too brilliantly and are considered to have a different heart?

Don't worry about it now, will you not bring up old scores again in the future?

"The giant refers to Old Liu?"

Li Nanchu did admit that Old Prime Minister Liu was knowledgeable and eclectic.

Even so, the other party still carried the arrogance of a literati, although not to the point of underestimating the general, but not to the point where he could have a deep friendship with the general.

As for the idea of ​​being sympathetic to the guards outside the customs and giving exact suggestions, even if there is, he would not say it to his granddaughter so bluntly.

Liu Jiuning shook her head, and said hastily, "Grandfather wouldn't teach me this."

This must not wrong my own grandfather.

Lest the emperor figure out something incredible by himself!

Although the old man is open-minded, he didn't think that his thoughts have advanced by leaps and bounds for thousands of years. Talking about such an extremely sensitive political event with a little girl in her boudoir would never happen even if it was assumed or casual chat.

In the era of supremacy of imperial power, the mouth of the big man is much stricter than imagined.

Even when he was drunk, he knew what to say and what not to reveal.

Seeing that the emperor wanted to ask again, Liu Jiuning suddenly remembered the countless sets of strange sayings that the old monk had said casually when he was young, and chose the less outrageous and impractical one among them.

She cleared her throat.

Make a longing look, exaggerated expression, smile on the lips, leaned into the emperor's ear, and whispered: "Let me tell you the truth! In fact, I have arrived in the world thousands of years later in my dream. Where is it?" Knowledge has no national boundaries, everyone is equal and happy, it can be called Datong! Those weird ideas in my daily life are all learned from where..."

Seems true and not true, seems false and not false.

Liu Jiuning first bragged about the fairly good society in her previous life from all aspects, and she brought up the topic of equality for everyone, which is a challenge to the imperial power, and then focused on the equality of men and women.

Besides, when it comes to science, human geography, medicine, etc., it is not just copying, but deifying most of it, and telling the possible and impossible.

The gods and gods chattered and chirped and quacked a lot.

The degree of brainwashing is similar to the Church of New God that often appeared in history.

It wasn't until the serious emperor looked at her with the eyes of a fool that Liu Jiuning cleared his throat again, and made a final conclusion in a solemn tone: "That's it, sister, I can tell the truth. Conceal it, it must be my sister who didn't understand."

Isn't every sentence true?

Anyway, a dream is indeed a dream, how can the events of the previous life be compared with the dream?

Li Nanchu had no expression on his face, and said, "Oh."

She hadn't heard such ghosts and gods fooling people for many years. The last time, when she was young, she was stopped by a white-bearded old man on the streets of the capital, saying that she was Wenquxing when she came down to earth.

At least the old man was able to speak well, and the Four Books and Five Classics were taken out with all kinds of miscellaneous textual research evidence.

And my little queen's vernacular talk is unrealistic...

I'm afraid it's really a dream.

Still such a beautiful dream.

Seeing this, Liu Jiuning also knew that this level had been turned over in a daze.

But she was still unwilling to end her wonderful performance so easily. She frowned slightly, sighed, shook her head and said slowly: "Others say I'm crazy, but I think people in this world are really drunk. People in this world can understand me." Only one, only one."

Li Nanchu didn't want to flatter her at first, but she couldn't help the little queen stroking her chin and dangling in front of her. She obviously didn't have a long beard, but she still wanted to put on a twisted beard, quite intoxicated.

……

I don't know who I learned from.

There are many beauties in Beijing, but none of them look like this.

She couldn't help stretching out her hand to press down the other's fussy hand, and said casually, "Who is it?"

Hearing this, Liu Jiuning, who had been prepared early, looked up at the gray sky with light rain outside the tarpaulin curtain of the frame at a 45-degree angle.

Sighing: "Only the master of the country can really understand me!"

No matter how nonsense she babbled, the old monk listened patiently with a smile, and it was really strange to say the last sentence.

In terms of support, no one in this world can compare to the old monk.

Only the old monk knew her in this respect.

"Oh."

Li Nanchu's tone was indifferent, he knew that the national teacher did have real skills.

But I can't forget that the national teacher had a three-day discussion with the old fortune-teller at a small tea stand in the suburbs in the early years, and they just asked "should they be sweet or salty" for the penny pancakes on the tea stand? question.

In the end, the national teacher lost.

Because the old man ate pancakes for two days, he thought the salty and sweet ones were delicious, but the national teacher insisted that the salty ones were delicious.

Thinking of this, she asked, "Do you like pancakes sweet or salty?"

Liu Jiuning pondered for a moment, and after struggling for a long time, she said, "It's still salty, but it's so sweet! As long as there are enough pancakes, I can eat five of them in one sitting!"

While speaking, she stretched out five fingers and shook her little paw.

After blinking, he continued, "Where's my sister? What kind of food does my sister like? If you like sweet ones, then I can force myself to like it too!"

Li Nanchu looked at the little queen's silly smile, and nodded thoughtfully. She probably knew why the national teacher and the little queen had been friends for a long time.

With this silly vigor, even if the words are perfunctory and full of mistakes, they can't conceal the sincerity in his eyes.

Xu is the heart of a child that the national teacher seeks.

It's getting late.

As the Escort Bureau settled down in the town, Liu Jiuning took advantage of the time when the carriages and horses stopped, and rushed to a side vendor to buy two hot pancakes.

One sweet and one salty, they were quietly handed over to the emperor.

She deliberately looked around like a thief.

After finishing all this, he leaned into the emperor's ear and whispered: "Sister, I saw you suddenly mentioning the pancake during the day, and I thought it was hanging by the weight. This is for you, and you are the only one!"

Hearing this, Li Nanchu was slightly taken aback.

Liu Jiuning quickly stuffed the two cakes wrapped in oil paper into the emperor's arms, and took the medicine pot from the donkey cart and stuffed them together to cover up the traces.

She does have thousands of sisters.

But the most concerned thing must be the cold, proud and slightly vengeful boss, sister Emperor!

"Go back and eat." After Liu Jiuning patted the medicine pot and gave a soft instruction, he happily packed up the big bag and prepared to move the belongings into the inn where he stayed overnight.

Only Li Nanchu remained in a daze, staring straight at the smiling girl in front of him.

The warm pancake in his arms continuously conveyed heat.

It made my heart burn hot, as if it had been burnt in a fire several times.

This feeling is very strange, but not annoying.

Li Nanchu was not a stupid person, he had emotional upheavals several times, and he could vaguely guess.

This is about...heartbeat.

After the pancakes were delivered, Liu Jiuning noticed that the emperor had become silent. He ate two buns less than before for dinner, so he just quietly hugged the two pancakes and ate them one bite at a time.

It doesn't look like he likes to eat cakes.

She tried to make the emperor eat others, and even said, "If you don't like it, you don't have to force it", but the emperor refused.

All night.

The emperor didn't say much.

Until the next day, the donkey cart set off again with the caravan, and the other party was still in a daze, his eyes were staring ahead, his eyes were empty and unfocused, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

It looks very wrong!

Liu Jiuning panicked.

She gave the cake yesterday to please the emperor, not to make him become autistic!Why do people stay for a long time after eating two pies?

Open your mouth and try to get the other person's attention with various jokes.

Success is indeed a success, but the empty gaze fell directly on her face, she swayed, her gaze also swayed, she moved away, her gaze also moved away.

……

Weird.

"Sister! I was wrong!" Liu Jiuning was really scared, she raised her hands in surrender, and continued with a mournful face: "Sister, say something! If you don't like it..."

It was only halfway through.

Suddenly, the Escort convoy ahead stopped abruptly.

Even their crudely made donkey cart could only brake suddenly, blocking the second half of her sentence.

Just wondering what's going on up front.

The big man in the bodyguard bureau pulled out the knife from the bodyguard's car horse, swishing and swishing, even faster than the ones in the TV dramas in his previous life.

Liu Jiuning didn't care about anything else, she opened her eyes wide, poked her head out, and pricked up her ears.

Very seriously, it started to look lively.

This is not the first time she has faced danger directly, and she was a little nervous. She quickly put the burden in her arms, grabbed the emperor's arm, and was ready to run away.

"My Qingyun Club recently lost a treasure in the south of the Yangtze River, can you allow me to search for it?" The voice full of enthusiasm echoed in the vast wilderness.

Even the few people who fell far away on the donkey cart at the end of the Escort could hear clearly.

Seeing this, Liu Jiuning became even more excited. Look at this speech that can be amplified without a speaker. She feels that without ten years of deep internal strength, she will never be able to do it!

I wanted to keep sticking my head out.

But he found that many people in civilian clothes suddenly appeared around, and in the blink of an eye, they surrounded the huge convoy.

……

The mood of watching the excitement suddenly turned cold.

Liu Jiuning quickly recognized the reality, and cowardly retracted her head, intending to be a quail with its ears pricked up.

But people always have those unlucky times when drinking cold water can get stuck between teeth.

Because she was too excited just now, she stretched out most of her body, holding a big burden in her arms, and just as the donkey moved, the wheels of the car turned forward and fell into the pit, so she fell out of the car like this top-heavy Go, frantically trying to grab something, but caught nothing.

miserable.

She could only close her eyes and wait quietly for the free fall.

However, his waist tightened.

Liu Jiuning only felt like a frozen movie camera, just maintaining the posture of falling, and stopped in mid-air.

I was about to retract my body silently.

From some unknown place, a tree branch with terrifying strength flew over. From the angle she looked up, she just saw that the branch was about to fall on the mortise and tenon of the frame.

If you really hit it like this.

We must say goodbye to donkey carts.

Liu Jiuning couldn't bear to look any further, and just about to turn her head away, Li Nanchu pulled her back into the car, and the other party raised his hand and waved his sleeve.

The branch snapped back like a rebound.

Looking along the trajectory of the branch, it just happened to swish, and it was inserted in front of a person in civilian clothes.

Haven't had time to think about anything yet.

Suddenly, a man with an ordinary face appeared in front of him.

Liu Jiuning didn't know exactly how it appeared, anyway, there was no flower in front of him, so there was such a big living person.

Maybe this is the rivers and lakes?

Consciously doing something wrong, Liu Jiuning shrank silently into the emperor's arms, trying to gain some sense of security from the powerful opponent.

Taekwondo is still not very practical in this world.

If she can still return to the palace, she must let Concubine De teach her lightness kung fu, especially the lightness kung fu dedicated to escaping.

Liu Jiuning was thinking wildly nervously, when the man suddenly made a plop, clasped his fists and knelt down on one knee in their direction.

Lowering his head, he said in clear words: "I have seen the young master."

The voice fell.

The people in commoner clothes around them also knelt down one after another. The speed and appearance were like making dumplings.

Liu Jiuning's head was full of confusion, and she turned her head back and forth, left and right, and looked around, but she didn't see a figure flying down from the sky.

To be precise, there are no strangers in her direction.

Little Lord?who?

Didn't she take the court route?It's fine to load martial arts movies and face-slapping plots, but what's more exciting?