In the winter afternoon, the weather is fine.

The Kunming Lake in the Summer Palace freezes and melts. From a distance, half of the river is rustling and half of the river is snowing.

There is a viewing platform on the open space by the lake. It is made of wood, about five meters in length and width, and two meters in height. Sitting on it, you can look towards the mountains to the west, and you can just see one of the eight major landscapes in the suburbs of old Beijing: Xishan Qingxue.

Lu Zhan's life is not always a rough hooligan, when he is in a better mood, he is occasionally a little careful, thinking that since most of the people who come here today will be lesbians, what they are talking about is their sad things Therefore, he chose such a place with beautiful scenery that can make people feel happy.

Unexpectedly, there are indeed many female comrades, but there are more male comrades. When Zheng Yan went out to release the news yesterday, he was merciless and publicized that Lu Zhansheng planned to change his mind and start a new life, so that he heard about it After that, almost all the idle young people in the city came to watch the fun.

Seeing that the scene was almost crowded with people, and there were still people coming here one after another in the distance, Lu Zhansheng sat on the stone pier of the viewing platform with his legs crossed, with a calm expression on his face.

Not really surprised.

Thanks to his character, Lu Zhansheng was often chased and scolded by the old and young in the yard since he was a child, his skin was tempered thicker than the city wall, and in addition, he had been doing well in various gangs in the past few years, and he had led many big battles , what kind of scene is trivial to him now, he can't see it in his eyes, and he can't take it to heart.

The only thing that is a little unreliable is that the group of people who came is not only divided into men and women, but also divided into factions, from courtyards, alleys, from various schools, from major gangs, and from all walks of life. Lu Zhansheng was worried that they would cause trouble when they met people who could fight without saying a word.

Sure enough, within a few minutes of the crowd gathering, they began to push, shove, point and curse at each other.

In normal times, even if they broke the sky, or even stabbed each other half-dead with a knife, Lu Zhansheng didn't bother to care about it, but today's situation was saved by him, and he didn't want to turn what was originally a joke into a farce A massive brawl.

Zheng Yan was busy greeting Song Jian and others, when Lu Zhansheng called him and asked him to stop the two groups of people not far away who were trying to cause turmoil, and then he patted his buttocks and stood up.

"Everyone!"

Lu Zhansheng yelled, and after everyone quieted down, he raised his hands and cupped his fists towards the crowd.

"Brothers and sisters, thanks to everyone, you are here to support me today, Lu Zhansheng. I, Lu Zhansheng, am very grateful."

Hearing his yell, there was a sudden booing:

"Hey, don't be polite! They are all revolutionary comrades in the same trench, so what are you talking about!"

"That's right, you Lu Zhan gave birth to the gold basin to wash your hands. Of course, the brothers have to give enough noodles."

"That's right, Lu Zhansheng, brothers support you! Hahahaha..."

Lu Zhansheng didn't care about their mocking booing, he just waited for them to finish shouting before continuing his words:

"However, let me tell you guys first, since everyone is trying to save face with me today, then I also ask everyone, chatting, chatting, and watching the fun later, everyone can do whatever they want, but there is one thing that is not allowed Fight and make trouble."

Probably because these words came from the mouth of Lu Zhan, who usually makes the most troubles, the people below heard another wave of booing, and they didn't seem to take it seriously.

When Lu Zhansheng saw this, the smile on his face gradually faded away, and his eyes sank and became serious.

"Guys! Let me put my ugly words on the front line. No matter what enmity you have with each other, put aside the troubles. If anyone doesn't hug and shake hands before stepping out of the gate of the Summer Palace today, don't blame me, Mr. Lu Zhan, for turning your back and not being serious. , I will go to you one by one to ask for an explanation later."

Lu Zhansheng was condescending, and his eyes were oppressive. This posture did not seem to be casual. Everyone looked at each other and seemed to listen to it. For a while, no one made a sound.

The atmosphere was about to become tense, and it didn't fit the tone of today's nonsense, so Zheng Yan raised his head and yelled: "Okay, Mr. Lu Zhan, everyone is here to watch your self-criticism and reformation, who has time to make trouble? , You just said, do you want to change the subject after seeing how cowardly people are?"

As soon as Zheng Yan raised his head, Song Jian also shouted: "That's right, Mr. Lu Zhan, my buddy is looking forward to the content of your meeting today. I woke up before dawn this morning, and I can't wait to see you this afternoon. You Just stop the ink, and get started."

"Got it."

Lu Zhansheng put a smile on his face again, resumed his foolish look just now, and then clasped his fists towards the audience again.

"The next words are for all the sisters, so what, I am Lu Zhansheng. I am like this. I have a good appearance, a good personality, a clear class stand, and a firm revolutionary will. Everyone likes me, that's true. It's very discerning."

"Huh!"

Hearing this, the atmosphere seemed to recover suddenly, and everyone booed again:

"What the hell, Lu Zhansheng, don't you want to apologize, why are you bragging about yourself?"

"Who's bragging."

Lu Zhansheng responded with a smile: "I'm stating objective facts, and I'm from the perspective of respecting lesbians. Otherwise, if I forcibly belittle myself and insist that they are scumbags, wouldn't I be insulting them? It's too bad, I can't do it as a Lu Zhansheng."

"Hahaha, what, aren't you bragging?" "That's right, according to what you mean, all the emotional lesbians should thank you?"

"Of course I have to thank you." Lu Zhansheng said, "After all, as we all know, my Lu Zhansheng's vision is the yardstick, and anyone who can make me fall in love with it, even if it is not a fairy, must be of the highest quality. To prove their beautiful appearance, thank you is not an exaggeration."

"Hahaha, why do you make this immoral thing so noble?" "Lu Zhansheng, you are a fucking talent! Take it!"

In the eyes of Lu Zhansheng, this group of people are all fools, they like to follow the crowd when they say something, and they have no idea, so he laughed along with him for a long time, and found that there were many familiar girls standing there, all looking at them with the same eyes. He, he just got back to the topic.

"However, lesbians, you don't have to thank me too much. After all, my idol is Lei □□. I don't like to leave a name and don't ask for thanks for doing good deeds. Let it be over. Sisters, it's time to turn the page. Find the next family, find the next family, and everyone will live a good life in the future, which is the greatest thanks to me."

After saying this, he laughed again and again, and even the girls who were still wiping tears when they first came burst into laughter.

Lu Zhansheng is like this, he obviously did something wrong, but he said that he is honorable and noble, and others have to thank him, obviously he is here to apologize, but let him say that, it seems like he is here to give He held a commendation meeting by himself.

It's shameless.

"Lu Zhansheng! Why are you making such a fuss today?"

A girl under the stage suddenly yelled: "Are you going to calm down?"

Lu Zhansheng glanced over there and found that he had chased him, but he couldn't remember the name, so he smiled. "It's not that I'm worried, it's that I'm not interested. My buddy is going to do some serious things in the future, so I won't find a girlfriend for now."

"seriously?"

Another girl also shouted: "Didn't you claim that you must have a girlfriend by your side, otherwise you won't be able to eat well or sleep well?"

Lu Zhansheng glanced at her, and found that he didn't know her, and he didn't seem to be on good terms with her. He said, "This lesbian, I advise you, if you hear this, just listen to it and don't take it seriously."

"It really can't be taken seriously." Another girl said, "Lu Zhansheng, I think it's not that you don't want to look for it anymore, but that you can't sleep because you have a girlfriend around you. After all, you're just talking, and when it comes to the real thing...hehe .”

"Yo???"

It sounded like there was something in the words, and the young men at the scene couldn't bear it anymore.

"What do you mean? What do you mean by talking up?" "That's right, what do you mean, what's the matter?" "Say it clearly."

Lu Zhansheng looked at the girl, and found that he not only knew her, but also knew her name, not because she was exceptionally good-looking or anything, but because she was very open-minded when he first met her, and Lu Zhansheng almost fell asleep several times. Let her be pulled into the small black room, so the impression is very deep.

"Student Lu Zhan."

The girl met his gaze with a mocking smile. "Everyone is in a relationship, and you don't even let me touch your hands. To be honest, are you not good at that?"

Look, it is so open, Lu Zhansheng thinks his skin is as thick as a city wall, but compared with this woman, he will inevitably feel that he is slightly inferior.

But a thick skin does not mean a strong fighting ability, regardless of men and women, no matter in fist or verbal fights, Lu Zhansheng has never lost to anyone who comes to provoke him.

"It's not impossible, it's just..."

Lu Zhansheng smiled. "I'm a person, the main thing is to divide it with someone. Some people are so tall that people can't do it. They can't open their mouths even if they cover their eyes. It's really embarrassing for me."

"Hahahahaha..."

There was another wave of laughter at the scene.

The girl's face was pulled down at that moment. "Student Lu Zhan! Someone will cure you sooner or later!"

"The person who can cure me hasn't been born yet, or..."

Lu Zhansheng raised his eyebrows at the girl: "I'm waiting for you to give birth to her?"

"Student Lu Zhan!"

The girl's face darkened completely, pointing at him and yelling: "You bastard! Smelly rascal! You will be punished!"

whispering sound!

With such little ability, Lu Zhansheng rolled his eyes and ignored her.

But the two of them stopped choking, and the excitement around them started again.

"Hey, Lu Zhansheng, they say you have three thousand beauties in the harem, don't you be the kind who won't even let you touch your hands?"

"That's right, hey hey hey, all the girls who have been with this kid, stand up and make a stand."

The girls looked at each other in blank dismay, all speechless.

Zheng Yan went crazy with joy in the audience. After all, everyone really asked. The girl Lu Zhansheng chased was indeed eighty if not one hundred. Zheng Yan was not very clear about whether she had kissed her or not. Anyway, it was the one who stayed overnight. No, Lu Zhansheng never stays out at night, and he never lets any girl into his house.

Lu Zhansheng was not embarrassed, even bored.

"Look at the rascal behavior of each of you."

Lu Zhansheng pointed at the group of people with dirty faces in the audience, and said very contemptuously:

"What my buddy said just now, self-sacrifice and do good deeds to help lesbians grow quickly as their own responsibility, who is like you, full of pornographic waste, you are a typical example of being infiltrated by the ideological sewage of class enemies If you are not firm in your revolutionary will, you should be arrested one by one for ideological remolding!"

"Reform a fart!"

Zheng Yan couldn't take it anymore, pointed at Lu Zhansheng on the stage with a smile and cursed: "You kid, you have to show some face."

"Yes, that's what Zheng Yan is like."

Lu Zhansheng pointed at Zheng Yan with a smile, turned his head and said to Song Jian: "Brother Song, as the advocate of this conference, I have assigned you a very serious task to get rid of Zheng Yan, a corrupt man who has bowed his head to the class enemy. Molecules are arrested!"

"Fuck|Your uncle, Lu Zhansheng! Are you looking for smoke!"

"Come if you can!"

"..."

A huge farce, so lightly ended in Lu Zhansheng's veiled apology as if boasting, and promises beating around the bush.

Zheng Yan, Song Jian and others took the lead, and everyone chased and fought around Lu Zhansheng.

The so-called "apology meeting" ended just like that.

Some young people left together, some stayed and wandered around, and the noise around them continued for a long time.

The lake is frozen, and the distant mountains are clear and snowy.

Standing on the eighteen-hole bridge in the middle of the lake, He Zhi watched the young man laughing wildly from a distance, and sighed softly.

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