They in the 70s

In the early morning, the tweeter blared, and the whole courtyard gradually woke up.

Rao has been away for several years, and Lu Zhansheng will still habitually wake up from his sleep after hearing the "Zi La" from the loudspeaker.

However, it's not so annoying anymore.

Lu Zhansheng opened his eyes and looked at He Zhi who was sleeping peacefully and peacefully in front of him. There seemed to be a puddle of water in his heart, gently rippling.

At the same time, there is also infinite beauty and endless aftertaste.

Speaking of last night's bridal chamber, Lu Zhansheng's performance can be described as hard to describe in one word. It's not that he didn't secretly think about it, he even made a lot of ideas in his mind, planned many tricks, methods, techniques...

however.

When it comes to real things, it's useless at all.

The main reason is that under the emotion, his brain seemed to be gone, especially when He Zhi hummed again, his brain went blank, and he immediately knew nothing.

Thinking about this, Lu Zhansheng felt very annoyed again, he was at a loss, and his movements were clumsy. Almost every step he took last night was led by He Zhi.

At the beginning, I was too anxious and couldn't find the right place, but I finally found it, but halfway through, He Zhi suddenly yelled "It hurts", which startled him, and he immediately planned to go out quickly, but He Zhi Know but don't let.

At that time, whether to continue to enter or not, to go out was not possible, and he was directly messed up without knowing what to do. He didn't dare to move for a long time. In the end, He Zhi relaxed and opened himself, so that the next step could proceed smoothly. Understand.

Thinking of this, Lu Zhansheng felt that he was very evil again.

Hearing that He Zhi's voice changed after moving, he was extremely excited, and seeing He Zhi crying again after moving a few times, he became even more excited immediately, wishing to give He Zhi's belly every time he moved. poke through.

At this point, Lu Zhansheng also knew why He Zhi used to say that they seemed to be playing tricks.

Only by experiencing the true harmony of harmony and personal possession can you realize the feeling that the other party really belongs to you.

Lu Zhansheng looked at He Zhi at this moment, and the thought in his heart was very loud: this time, He Zhi is really his.

After reading the morning newspaper on the tweeter in the courtyard, the song started to play, and when "The Hawthorn Tree" was played, He Zhi woke up.

When He Zhi opened his eyes and saw Lu Zhansheng, he was at a loss for a moment, then as if he had realized something, his face turned red, and he was about to turn over immediately.

But just as he moved, he suddenly frowned and let out a "hiss".

Lu Zhansheng's myriad of thoughts came to an end because of this "hiss", and when he came back to his senses, he saw He Zhi frown, a little embarrassed and a little distressed.

Lu Zhansheng wanted to ignore those embarrassments, but He Zhi didn't give him this chance.

He Zhi is a person who is very good at selective forgetting. He can't remember all the embarrassing things that happened when he was drunk, but Lu Zhansheng's clumsy embarrassment, he didn't miss it at all.

Lu Zhansheng could tell that after going to bed last night, He Zhi started to wake up from the wine. After taking off his clothes, he woke up completely, which can be described as a precise point.

However, for Lu Zhansheng, embarrassment was also a moment. He adjusted quickly, blinked his eyes, cleared his throat, and he almost recovered.

"Hey."

He raised He Zhi's face, and asked with a malicious smile, "How do you feel?"

He Zhi blushed violently, and avoided looking at him, refusing to meet his gaze: "Don't ask."

"That won't work."

Lu Zhansheng followed his gaze, tilted his head, and said with a smile, "This is the first time for the two of us. I must ask you how you feel, so that I can accumulate some experience for each subsequent time."

"... "

He Zhi looked at him, puffed his mouth, then raised his hand and gently pushed him.

"Haha."

Lu Zhansheng liked to see He Zhi showing such a shy look, so he leaned over and kissed He Zhi on the forehead, then looked at him and said, "He Zhi, we will be real husband and wife from now on, how about it, are you happy?"

"Ah."

He Zhi also came over and kissed him on the chin: "Very happy."

"I am also very happy. In the words of our precious son, one hundred happy, oh no, now that I have upgraded, one thousand, haha!"

Lu Zhansheng laughed as soon as he spoke, and He Zhi smiled along with him, and then the two rolled together again, and began a long kiss.

But at this moment, their precious son was at Aunt Luo's place, lying on the bed and making a fuss not to get up, and even crying and insisting that Aunt Luo call Xiao Lu for him.

This worries Aunt Luo.

Seeing the little guy crying and crying, Aunt Luo thought it was because the little guy was not used to it in a strange place, and when he woke up, he found that he was not the person he was used to, and would be wronged, so she coaxed him patiently, but even after coaxing for a long time, he couldn't do it well. , the more she coaxed and cried more, she became worried.

Aunt Luo didn't want to call Lu Zhansheng that scourge, after all it was too embarrassing.

Leaving aside the trouble He Zhi made last night, as for the fact that the two of them were sleeping together in the front yard, Aunt Luo couldn't walk to the front yard at all.

Aunt Luo originally wanted to find Lu Yunting and let the father of the troublesome thing call him, but Lu Yunting was not at home at all. In order to avoid the embarrassment at the first moment, that old cunning slipped away to work before dawn.

In the end, it was Zheng Yan who heard Xiao Chunsheng crying when he went out to buy breakfast, and knocked on the front yard door for Aunt Luo.

When Lu Zhansheng got dressed and came over, Xiao Chunsheng was wrapped in the quilt and only his small head was exposed, with tears in his eyes, his eyes were almost swollen from crying.

"Yo, what happened to our Chunsheng?"

Lu Zhansheng hurried over and made a gesture to hug the little guy, but when he stretched out his hand, the little guy shrank back immediately, and then looked nervously at Aunt Luo with his small eyes.

Based on this reaction, if Lu Zhansheng didn't know that it was Aunt Luo, he would have thought that the little thing was being abused.

"What's the matter."

Lu Zhansheng asked him patiently: "Last night, you promised to sleep with Aunt Luo, did you forget?"

Xiao Chunsheng pouted and said nothing, with an aggrieved look on his face.

Lu Zhansheng asked him again: "Then you missed me too much after waking up, or were you scared by a nightmare?"

The little guy shook his head, his little mouth pouted even higher.

Lu Zhansheng was even more puzzled and a little worried. The little guy never makes trouble for no reason, so there must be something wrong.

Lu Zhansheng was a little anxious at first, he thought hard for a while, then sat on the side, blocked Aunt Luo, turned his ears towards him, lowered his voice and said to Xiao Chunsheng: "Come on, tell me secretly, what's the matter?" ?”

Xiao Chunsheng curled his small mouth, tilted his head to look at Aunt Luo, hesitated for a while, then leaned over, and said in a low voice and aggrieved: "I peed on the kang."

Lu Zhansheng: ...

Xiao Chunsheng has the habit of peeing in the morning. Every time he wants to pee, he doesn't want to wake up, so he turns over and over on the bed. Lu Zhansheng knows his habit well, and every time he starts to turn over, he quickly gets up and gives him a hug. Take the urinal.

But last night when he slept at Aunt Luo's house, Aunt Luo didn't know about his habit. After he tossed and turned many times, he peed on the kang.

The little guy was educated about peeing on the kang before, so he knew that it was a bad habit to pee on the kang. After waking up, he found that he was peeing on Aunt Luo's kang. He felt embarrassed. He didn't know how to deal with this situation. He didn't know how to hide the scene of the crime, so he could only make a fuss about not getting out of bed, lying on his wet blanket, trying to cover it so that Aunt Luo wouldn't find out.

After Lu Zhansheng breathed a sigh of relief, he couldn't laugh or cry.

The little boy's show of wanting face really doesn't go with him.

But since the little guy has a sense of shame and doesn't want to be found out that he peed on the kang, Lu Zhansheng is not good at breaking the little guy's hard-maintained personal image, so he can only hold back his smile and turn to Aunt Luo and say: "Aunt Luo, please Are you going to buy a bottle of milk for the little guy?"

While speaking, he avoided the little guy and winked at Aunt Luo, then quietly pointed to the bedding on the bed.

Aunt Luo: ...

Aunt Luo also understood, and she couldn't laugh or cry at the time, she really didn't expect that such a big man would have so many thoughts.

But it is gratifying, at least it is better than some scourge. When she took Lu Zhansheng back then, Lu Zhansheng was more than three years old. Not only did he not feel ashamed when he peed on her bed, he even showed it off to her, saying He washed the sheets for her, and he had to ask her for a reward for that.

After being dumbfounded for a long time, Aunt Luo went out.

It's just unlucky that when we were going out, He Zhi happened to come in, and the eyes of the mother and son collided. Aunt Luo almost quickly avoided it, mainly because he was afraid that He Zhi would go crazy because of drinking last night. Embarrassing, after all, she didn't know that He Zhi lost his memory when he was drunk.

He Zhi also looked embarrassed, but he was mainly because he was drunk and didn't come home at night. He lowered his head after entering the door, and after a moment of embarrassment, he was the first to admit his mistake: "Mom, I'm sorry, I... ..”

"Oh, forget it."

Aunt Luo didn't let him finish: "Forget it in the past, don't mention it, remember to drink less in the future... Oh no, just quit drinking."

"..."

He Zhi suddenly looked puzzled, he didn't understand why his mother didn't get angry, but she was calm and understanding.

Until Aunt Luo went out to buy milk for Xiao Chunsheng, He Zhi was still in a daze, unable to react.

In the room, Lu Zhansheng had already wiped Xiao Chunsheng's buttocks with a hot towel, and got dressed.

After Xiao Chunsheng got up, he saw He Zhi from the window, and he said to Lu Zhansheng, "Xiao Lu, can you quickly ask Zhizhi to wash it for me?"

Lu Zhansheng smiled: "Why let Zhizhi wash?"

Xiao Chunsheng said: "Because the clothes are always washed by Zhizhi."

"It won't be in the future."

Lu Zhansheng smiled again, then rolled his eyes outside: "From now on, I will wash all the clothes in our house."

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The author has something to say:

Lu Zhansheng: I, Lu Zhansheng, will be a good husband and father in the future.

Xiaochunsheng: yooo~ I plan to pee on the kang every day in the future.

Lu Zhansheng: Tsk, it's fine, you can pee as you like, anyway, you will sleep with Aunt Luo at night.

Xiao Chunsheng: ...