They in the 70s
Chapter 67
That night, Lu Zhansheng Zheng Yan and Song Jian lit a bonfire on the threshing ground after some discussion.
In the dead of night, the three of them went to Wu Changde's house and caught three chickens and two ducks in his yard.
Of course, they didn't go to steal. They never bothered to do things that would be sneaky and dare not see people. Each of them held a broken iron basin in their hands, shouting like drums and gongs all the way, and went there in a fair manner.
As for why the night is quiet, it is because the women in the village are busy working on the kang at that time, and they don't have time to come out to scratch them in time.
When Wu Changde put on his clothes and rushed out, they split into two groups. Lu Zhansheng was in charge of continuing to run to the village knocking on the broken iron basin to attract enemy fire, while Zheng Yan and Song Jian were in charge of returning to the threshing ground with chickens and ducks.
Wu Changde even scolded and beat him and chased Lu Zhansheng all over the village. After being woken up, the people in the village also came out to chase together.
After running around the village several times, Lu Zhansheng saw that everyone was almost assembled, and led them all the way to the threshing ground.
At this time, Zheng Yan and Song Jian had already cleaned up the chickens and ducks, and grilled them by the campfire.
When Wu Changde chased them over and saw the chickens and ducks on the fire, he was so angry that he almost fainted.
Chickens and ducks are very precious in the eyes of Shimen villagers, because almost all of them raise eggs that can lay eggs.
Due to the poor geographical and natural environment in the Bian Sui area, it is dry and rainless all the year round, which is not conducive to the growth of crops. Therefore, the grain yield per mu is very small. Almost every year before the wheat harvest, there will be a period of shortage of crops.
During that time, the eggs laid by the birds will be the only nutritious food available to them.
Wu Changde's family has a daughter who just turned [-], and he was counting on the few chickens and ducks to keep her from starving, but now that these boys caught them all and roasted them all, he was so angry that his eyes were dazzled .
"You bastards!"
Wu Changde was furious, pointed at Lu Zhansheng and the others and cursed: "You are stealing! You are robbing!"
"Yo, what you said, how can we steal and rob?"
Lu Zhansheng laughed directly. "Secretary, what you said before, since we have arrived in Shimen Village, we are people from Shimen Village. According to the rules of our Shimen Village, we work together when we have work and eat food together. Everyone shares everything, and the food has been given away. If you share, shouldn't the chicken and duck also have our share?"
"That's right, secretary."
Zheng Yan also said: "Since we have our share, then what we eat is also our own, so why steal it?"
"And we didn't eat alone."
Song Jian said: "Didn't our brothers invite you to come with everyone? It's fun, how wonderful."
"Good ball!"
Wu Changde pointed at them with trembling fingers, and his mouth was full of anger: "The chickens and ducks are all raised in our own home, and they are not counted as shared by everyone. If you catch them without saying a word, kill them and eat them, this is stealing! Just steal!"
Song Jian also smiled. "Secretary, don't forget, you didn't say anything to us when you distributed our food."
"Are you telling me that!" Wu Changde said angrily, "I'm the leader, so I'll let it go!"
"Hey, if you want to put it this way, then you are a leader, and your ideological consciousness is a little bit worse."
Zheng Yan also laughed. "Before any major decision-making is made by a national-level leader, they have to issue a notice first, solicit public opinion, and then hold a few meetings before making a final decision. You are doing well. Being a village leader is still authoritarian. /Dictatorship is up, you can't do this, this doesn't meet the requirements of the organization for leading cadres, you have to be careful."
"You! You bastard!"
Wu Changde was annoyed by Zheng Yan, bent down, took off the shoes on his feet, and slammed directly at Zheng Yan.
Zheng Yan reacted quickly, turned his body, and avoided it at that time. After hiding, he was not angry, but deliberately shrugged at Wu Changde, and Wu Changde, who was angry, immediately went to pick off the sole of another shoe.
After the other smashed out, Lu Zhansheng stopped it with a stick, picked it up and threw it directly into the bonfire, where it burned.
"Turtle son!"
Wu Changde was completely enraged at this time, he turned around and found a stick, and started chasing and beating those three people, especially Lu Zhansheng.
Although the young men didn't say anything, everyone still listened to what He Zhi said during the day.
No matter what, Wu Changde is still an elder after all, and they will not fight back unless it is absolutely necessary, they just hide.
And they didn't need to fight back, anyway, Wu Changde couldn't catch up with them if he really wanted to fight, anyway, they also had a way to make Wu Changde collapse.
After all, Wu Changde is old. He has chased Lu Zhansheng and ran around the village for quite a while now, and he is already exhausted. If he chases them again now, he will not be able to run after a long time. When he stops, he will Almost fell to the ground.
"You little bastards!"
Wu Changde was supported by others, panting heavily, pointed at Lu Zhansheng and the others and cursed: "I've lived such an old age, and I've never seen such bastards like you!"
"That means you still have a short time to live."
Lu Zhansheng smiled and said, "Secretary, you've lived for a long time, and you can enjoy everything and meet any interesting people. I sincerely hope that you can live a long life, preferably thousands of years."
"Hahahahaha..."
Zheng Yan and Song Jian laughed wildly at that moment.
Wu Changde directly covered his heart in anger, and almost passed out again.
The other villagers also became very angry immediately, gnashing their teeth in hatred. They wanted to let the women come over to besiege these boys again like in the daytime.
However, the boys have already suffered such a loss during the day, and they have already prepared for it at this moment.
Before the group of women gathered around, Lu Zhansheng yelled directly: "I advise everyone to weigh it before doing it!"
Those people stopped immediately after hearing this.
Zheng Yan followed up and said: "You are all lesbians, of course we won't do anything to you, but we don't guarantee that we won't do anything to your chickens, ducks and geese!"
Song Jian also said: "Anyone who gives us a finger today, we will visit from door to door afterwards, and we will do what we say!"
After hearing these words and looking at the chickens and ducks roasting on the fire, the villagers began to hesitate.
From their point of view, these boys are not serious when they are tossing around. They are disobedient and lawless. They even dare to touch the chickens and ducks of the branch secretary's family, let alone theirs.
But for this reason, the chickens and ducks are already dead, and nothing will help. After Wu Changde got angry, he didn't plan to pursue it any further. After all, he knew that these bastards were caused by the food I hated him in my heart.
Wu Changde waved his hand to signal that the villagers had dispersed, and without saying anything, he turned and walked home with his sore waist.
He thought, since these bastards had already slaughtered his family's chickens and ducks, if they made such a fuss, the matter would be over.
but.
He was too optimistic.
It's not so easy for Lu Zhan to let out their bad breath. Their purpose is to completely defeat Wu Changde, to subdue them, and clean up until they don't dare to bully them again.
So, on the second night, Lu Zhansheng and the others used the same method to capture the sheep from Wu Changde's house.
They don't know how to slaughter or handle sheep, and they can't handle such a big living thing, so they didn't roast it, but hid it in the haystack behind the cave.
But when Wu Changde came after them, they told Wu Changde directly that they had already slaughtered and ate.
At that time, Wu Changde fainted from the anger.
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The author has something to say:
Zheng Yan: Is it okay? Are you enjoying it, everyone?
In the dead of night, the three of them went to Wu Changde's house and caught three chickens and two ducks in his yard.
Of course, they didn't go to steal. They never bothered to do things that would be sneaky and dare not see people. Each of them held a broken iron basin in their hands, shouting like drums and gongs all the way, and went there in a fair manner.
As for why the night is quiet, it is because the women in the village are busy working on the kang at that time, and they don't have time to come out to scratch them in time.
When Wu Changde put on his clothes and rushed out, they split into two groups. Lu Zhansheng was in charge of continuing to run to the village knocking on the broken iron basin to attract enemy fire, while Zheng Yan and Song Jian were in charge of returning to the threshing ground with chickens and ducks.
Wu Changde even scolded and beat him and chased Lu Zhansheng all over the village. After being woken up, the people in the village also came out to chase together.
After running around the village several times, Lu Zhansheng saw that everyone was almost assembled, and led them all the way to the threshing ground.
At this time, Zheng Yan and Song Jian had already cleaned up the chickens and ducks, and grilled them by the campfire.
When Wu Changde chased them over and saw the chickens and ducks on the fire, he was so angry that he almost fainted.
Chickens and ducks are very precious in the eyes of Shimen villagers, because almost all of them raise eggs that can lay eggs.
Due to the poor geographical and natural environment in the Bian Sui area, it is dry and rainless all the year round, which is not conducive to the growth of crops. Therefore, the grain yield per mu is very small. Almost every year before the wheat harvest, there will be a period of shortage of crops.
During that time, the eggs laid by the birds will be the only nutritious food available to them.
Wu Changde's family has a daughter who just turned [-], and he was counting on the few chickens and ducks to keep her from starving, but now that these boys caught them all and roasted them all, he was so angry that his eyes were dazzled .
"You bastards!"
Wu Changde was furious, pointed at Lu Zhansheng and the others and cursed: "You are stealing! You are robbing!"
"Yo, what you said, how can we steal and rob?"
Lu Zhansheng laughed directly. "Secretary, what you said before, since we have arrived in Shimen Village, we are people from Shimen Village. According to the rules of our Shimen Village, we work together when we have work and eat food together. Everyone shares everything, and the food has been given away. If you share, shouldn't the chicken and duck also have our share?"
"That's right, secretary."
Zheng Yan also said: "Since we have our share, then what we eat is also our own, so why steal it?"
"And we didn't eat alone."
Song Jian said: "Didn't our brothers invite you to come with everyone? It's fun, how wonderful."
"Good ball!"
Wu Changde pointed at them with trembling fingers, and his mouth was full of anger: "The chickens and ducks are all raised in our own home, and they are not counted as shared by everyone. If you catch them without saying a word, kill them and eat them, this is stealing! Just steal!"
Song Jian also smiled. "Secretary, don't forget, you didn't say anything to us when you distributed our food."
"Are you telling me that!" Wu Changde said angrily, "I'm the leader, so I'll let it go!"
"Hey, if you want to put it this way, then you are a leader, and your ideological consciousness is a little bit worse."
Zheng Yan also laughed. "Before any major decision-making is made by a national-level leader, they have to issue a notice first, solicit public opinion, and then hold a few meetings before making a final decision. You are doing well. Being a village leader is still authoritarian. /Dictatorship is up, you can't do this, this doesn't meet the requirements of the organization for leading cadres, you have to be careful."
"You! You bastard!"
Wu Changde was annoyed by Zheng Yan, bent down, took off the shoes on his feet, and slammed directly at Zheng Yan.
Zheng Yan reacted quickly, turned his body, and avoided it at that time. After hiding, he was not angry, but deliberately shrugged at Wu Changde, and Wu Changde, who was angry, immediately went to pick off the sole of another shoe.
After the other smashed out, Lu Zhansheng stopped it with a stick, picked it up and threw it directly into the bonfire, where it burned.
"Turtle son!"
Wu Changde was completely enraged at this time, he turned around and found a stick, and started chasing and beating those three people, especially Lu Zhansheng.
Although the young men didn't say anything, everyone still listened to what He Zhi said during the day.
No matter what, Wu Changde is still an elder after all, and they will not fight back unless it is absolutely necessary, they just hide.
And they didn't need to fight back, anyway, Wu Changde couldn't catch up with them if he really wanted to fight, anyway, they also had a way to make Wu Changde collapse.
After all, Wu Changde is old. He has chased Lu Zhansheng and ran around the village for quite a while now, and he is already exhausted. If he chases them again now, he will not be able to run after a long time. When he stops, he will Almost fell to the ground.
"You little bastards!"
Wu Changde was supported by others, panting heavily, pointed at Lu Zhansheng and the others and cursed: "I've lived such an old age, and I've never seen such bastards like you!"
"That means you still have a short time to live."
Lu Zhansheng smiled and said, "Secretary, you've lived for a long time, and you can enjoy everything and meet any interesting people. I sincerely hope that you can live a long life, preferably thousands of years."
"Hahahahaha..."
Zheng Yan and Song Jian laughed wildly at that moment.
Wu Changde directly covered his heart in anger, and almost passed out again.
The other villagers also became very angry immediately, gnashing their teeth in hatred. They wanted to let the women come over to besiege these boys again like in the daytime.
However, the boys have already suffered such a loss during the day, and they have already prepared for it at this moment.
Before the group of women gathered around, Lu Zhansheng yelled directly: "I advise everyone to weigh it before doing it!"
Those people stopped immediately after hearing this.
Zheng Yan followed up and said: "You are all lesbians, of course we won't do anything to you, but we don't guarantee that we won't do anything to your chickens, ducks and geese!"
Song Jian also said: "Anyone who gives us a finger today, we will visit from door to door afterwards, and we will do what we say!"
After hearing these words and looking at the chickens and ducks roasting on the fire, the villagers began to hesitate.
From their point of view, these boys are not serious when they are tossing around. They are disobedient and lawless. They even dare to touch the chickens and ducks of the branch secretary's family, let alone theirs.
But for this reason, the chickens and ducks are already dead, and nothing will help. After Wu Changde got angry, he didn't plan to pursue it any further. After all, he knew that these bastards were caused by the food I hated him in my heart.
Wu Changde waved his hand to signal that the villagers had dispersed, and without saying anything, he turned and walked home with his sore waist.
He thought, since these bastards had already slaughtered his family's chickens and ducks, if they made such a fuss, the matter would be over.
but.
He was too optimistic.
It's not so easy for Lu Zhan to let out their bad breath. Their purpose is to completely defeat Wu Changde, to subdue them, and clean up until they don't dare to bully them again.
So, on the second night, Lu Zhansheng and the others used the same method to capture the sheep from Wu Changde's house.
They don't know how to slaughter or handle sheep, and they can't handle such a big living thing, so they didn't roast it, but hid it in the haystack behind the cave.
But when Wu Changde came after them, they told Wu Changde directly that they had already slaughtered and ate.
At that time, Wu Changde fainted from the anger.
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Zheng Yan: Is it okay? Are you enjoying it, everyone?
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