Help!The big guy tricked by the little dude can read minds
Chapter 168 Professional Certified Excellent Man
"It's nothing, I know." Han Qiuqiu nodded and said, "It's nothing, a mad dog bit me."
These words fell into the ears of Qin Yulin who was at the side, and he immediately yelled twice in perfect cooperation: "Wow!"
Han Qiuqiu clicked his tongue in disgust, and entered the office alone.
Xiao Zhong hurriedly approached Qin Yulin, and asked gossipingly, "Young Master Qin, are you and the boss... getting back together?"
"Not yet." Qin Yulin said confidently, "But I think it will be soon."
Xiao Zhong looked at the confident Qin Yulin, hesitated to speak, and finally said: "Young Master Qin, actually, I think the reason why the boss is dissatisfied with you is probably because..."
"Because of what?" Qin Yulin urged, "Did Qiuqiu tell you something? Tell me quickly, what is he dissatisfied with me?"
"The boss didn't tell me." Xiao Zhong hesitated, "I just discovered it as a bystander."
"Is that so? It's okay, just tell me, the authorities are obsessed, but the bystanders are clear." Qin Yulin asked, "Then what do you think he is dissatisfied with me? I can change it."
Xiao Zhong was a little embarrassed, and said hesitantly: "This change may not be possible... However, taking some medicine may be useful..."
Qin Yulin was confused when he heard this, and asked, "What medicine do you take?"
Xiao Zhong plucked up his courage and replied loudly: "Aphrodisiac medicine!"
Qin Yulin: ...
"Do you think I will need aphrodisiac?" Xiao Zhong's words were simply insulting Qin Yulin's dignity as a man, Qin Yulin raised his eyebrows angrily, "I did it at least seven times last night! If you don't believe me, go ask your boss !"
Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhong looked very understanding and said: "Young Master Qin, I understand, men are afraid to face this aspect calmly. You have short time, so what's the use of doing more times?"
"I'm short on time?" Qin Yulin really laughed out of anger, "How do you know that I'm short on time?"
"Young Master Qin, don't be angry. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about this matter." Xiao Zhong promised, "But don't shy away from treating your illness. The sooner you cure it, the sooner your boss will change his mind!"
"I..." Qin Yulin tried to explain calmly, "My time is not short at all! I can last! If you don't believe me, I'll take you to ask your boss, he knows best!"
"Don't!" Xiao Zhong was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped Qin Yulin who was about to go into the office, and smiled apologetically, "Young Master Qin, if I really ask the boss about this, will I still be able to keep my job?"
"If you don't ask Qiuqiu, how can I prove it?" Qin Yulin said angrily, "Could it be that you want me to show you a live performance?"
"No need, no need! If the boss finds out, I won't be able to keep my job even more." Xiao Zhong said in horror, "I don't have such good luck!"
Xiao Zhong thought to himself, I am afraid that I will go to the ophthalmologist after seeing it...
"Then you remember it for me! I am a man among men. Not only do I have no problems at all, I am like a dragon among men, outstanding!" Qin Yulin suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "By the way, I still have a memory in my phone. There is my sexual function test report, would you like to see it?"
Xiao Zhong:! ! !
"Why do you want to check this?" Xiao Zhong couldn't believe it.
"It's not because your boss is demanding!" Qin Yulin proudly said, "It's me who can satisfy Qiuqiu!"
Xiao Zhong was shocked. Is this the rich man's world?
"Come, come, take a closer look, my evaluation is excellent!" Qin Yulin called out the report and put it in front of Xiao Zhong.
"No need, no need." Xiao Zhong's eyes wandered, afraid of seeing some too personal pictures, "I know, I know, Young Master Qin, you are excellent!"
"It's good that you know." Qin Yulin asked strangely, "Where did you hear that my time is short? Although this young master is no longer in the Jianghu, there should be legends about my brother in the Jianghu."
Xiao Zhong said awkwardly: "Yesterday, you and the boss were in the office...that? You came out not long ago..."
After thinking about it carefully, Qin Yulin tapped Xiao Zhong's forehead hard, and said, dumbfounded: "What are you thinking? I'm just giving your boss a massage!"
"The boss is crying because..."
"Because I pressed too hard and hurt him!" Qin Yulin said angrily and amusedly.
"Ah... so it's a massage." Xiao Zhong said in embarrassment, covering his forehead.
"You misunderstood that we are making out, that's nothing." Qin Yulin said seriously, "How can you misunderstand that I, Qin Yulin, have a short time?"
Xiao Zhong felt both sorry and embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "I was wrong, Young Master Qin, I was thinking too much."
"It's all right, but you have to remember." Qin Yulin shook his phone and said, "I'm a professionally certified excellent man!"
Xiao Zhong thought in his heart that he didn't really want to remember this, but he could only give in and said, "I remember..."
----
Within two days, the cloth from Empire M arrived.Han Qiuqiu was finally relieved, and never said why the M Empire cooperated so much.
It just so happened that he had a game in Diye that night, so he brought Qin Yulin along.
After arriving at Diye, Qin Yulin parked the car, got out of the car and opened the door for Han Qiuqiu, and asked courteously, "Qiuqiu, should my lover hold hands?"
Han Qiuqiu got out of the car, raised his eyelids to glance at Qin Yulin, and said, "If you behave well, then it's fine."
Qin Yulin took Han Qiuqiu's hand without saying a word.
"I said have you performed well?" Han Qiuqiu asked.
"I think I performed pretty well." Qin Yulin said cheekily, "Qiuqiu, you didn't say who should judge."
"Smelly shameless." Han Qiuqiu snorted lightly, but he didn't shake off Qin Yulin's hand, which was acquiescence to Qin Yulin's behavior.
Qin Yulin hastily closed the car door, squeezed his fingers into Han Qiuqiu's, and clasped them tightly.
----
The people in the box are almost all here, today is actually a small gathering of young people in Han Qiuqiu's family.Everyone was fairly familiar with Qin Yulin, and when they saw the two of them coming in holding hands, they booed one after another.
"Brother Qiu, are you getting back together?" Han Qiuqiu's cousin asked gossipingly.
"No." Han Qiuqiu shook off Qin Yulin's hand, sat down on the empty seat, and said, "He's still in the inspection period."
"It's coming soon." Qin Yulin has always said this to the outside world, of course, he also thinks so in his heart.
These words fell into the ears of Qin Yulin who was at the side, and he immediately yelled twice in perfect cooperation: "Wow!"
Han Qiuqiu clicked his tongue in disgust, and entered the office alone.
Xiao Zhong hurriedly approached Qin Yulin, and asked gossipingly, "Young Master Qin, are you and the boss... getting back together?"
"Not yet." Qin Yulin said confidently, "But I think it will be soon."
Xiao Zhong looked at the confident Qin Yulin, hesitated to speak, and finally said: "Young Master Qin, actually, I think the reason why the boss is dissatisfied with you is probably because..."
"Because of what?" Qin Yulin urged, "Did Qiuqiu tell you something? Tell me quickly, what is he dissatisfied with me?"
"The boss didn't tell me." Xiao Zhong hesitated, "I just discovered it as a bystander."
"Is that so? It's okay, just tell me, the authorities are obsessed, but the bystanders are clear." Qin Yulin asked, "Then what do you think he is dissatisfied with me? I can change it."
Xiao Zhong was a little embarrassed, and said hesitantly: "This change may not be possible... However, taking some medicine may be useful..."
Qin Yulin was confused when he heard this, and asked, "What medicine do you take?"
Xiao Zhong plucked up his courage and replied loudly: "Aphrodisiac medicine!"
Qin Yulin: ...
"Do you think I will need aphrodisiac?" Xiao Zhong's words were simply insulting Qin Yulin's dignity as a man, Qin Yulin raised his eyebrows angrily, "I did it at least seven times last night! If you don't believe me, go ask your boss !"
Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhong looked very understanding and said: "Young Master Qin, I understand, men are afraid to face this aspect calmly. You have short time, so what's the use of doing more times?"
"I'm short on time?" Qin Yulin really laughed out of anger, "How do you know that I'm short on time?"
"Young Master Qin, don't be angry. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about this matter." Xiao Zhong promised, "But don't shy away from treating your illness. The sooner you cure it, the sooner your boss will change his mind!"
"I..." Qin Yulin tried to explain calmly, "My time is not short at all! I can last! If you don't believe me, I'll take you to ask your boss, he knows best!"
"Don't!" Xiao Zhong was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped Qin Yulin who was about to go into the office, and smiled apologetically, "Young Master Qin, if I really ask the boss about this, will I still be able to keep my job?"
"If you don't ask Qiuqiu, how can I prove it?" Qin Yulin said angrily, "Could it be that you want me to show you a live performance?"
"No need, no need! If the boss finds out, I won't be able to keep my job even more." Xiao Zhong said in horror, "I don't have such good luck!"
Xiao Zhong thought to himself, I am afraid that I will go to the ophthalmologist after seeing it...
"Then you remember it for me! I am a man among men. Not only do I have no problems at all, I am like a dragon among men, outstanding!" Qin Yulin suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "By the way, I still have a memory in my phone. There is my sexual function test report, would you like to see it?"
Xiao Zhong:! ! !
"Why do you want to check this?" Xiao Zhong couldn't believe it.
"It's not because your boss is demanding!" Qin Yulin proudly said, "It's me who can satisfy Qiuqiu!"
Xiao Zhong was shocked. Is this the rich man's world?
"Come, come, take a closer look, my evaluation is excellent!" Qin Yulin called out the report and put it in front of Xiao Zhong.
"No need, no need." Xiao Zhong's eyes wandered, afraid of seeing some too personal pictures, "I know, I know, Young Master Qin, you are excellent!"
"It's good that you know." Qin Yulin asked strangely, "Where did you hear that my time is short? Although this young master is no longer in the Jianghu, there should be legends about my brother in the Jianghu."
Xiao Zhong said awkwardly: "Yesterday, you and the boss were in the office...that? You came out not long ago..."
After thinking about it carefully, Qin Yulin tapped Xiao Zhong's forehead hard, and said, dumbfounded: "What are you thinking? I'm just giving your boss a massage!"
"The boss is crying because..."
"Because I pressed too hard and hurt him!" Qin Yulin said angrily and amusedly.
"Ah... so it's a massage." Xiao Zhong said in embarrassment, covering his forehead.
"You misunderstood that we are making out, that's nothing." Qin Yulin said seriously, "How can you misunderstand that I, Qin Yulin, have a short time?"
Xiao Zhong felt both sorry and embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "I was wrong, Young Master Qin, I was thinking too much."
"It's all right, but you have to remember." Qin Yulin shook his phone and said, "I'm a professionally certified excellent man!"
Xiao Zhong thought in his heart that he didn't really want to remember this, but he could only give in and said, "I remember..."
----
Within two days, the cloth from Empire M arrived.Han Qiuqiu was finally relieved, and never said why the M Empire cooperated so much.
It just so happened that he had a game in Diye that night, so he brought Qin Yulin along.
After arriving at Diye, Qin Yulin parked the car, got out of the car and opened the door for Han Qiuqiu, and asked courteously, "Qiuqiu, should my lover hold hands?"
Han Qiuqiu got out of the car, raised his eyelids to glance at Qin Yulin, and said, "If you behave well, then it's fine."
Qin Yulin took Han Qiuqiu's hand without saying a word.
"I said have you performed well?" Han Qiuqiu asked.
"I think I performed pretty well." Qin Yulin said cheekily, "Qiuqiu, you didn't say who should judge."
"Smelly shameless." Han Qiuqiu snorted lightly, but he didn't shake off Qin Yulin's hand, which was acquiescence to Qin Yulin's behavior.
Qin Yulin hastily closed the car door, squeezed his fingers into Han Qiuqiu's, and clasped them tightly.
----
The people in the box are almost all here, today is actually a small gathering of young people in Han Qiuqiu's family.Everyone was fairly familiar with Qin Yulin, and when they saw the two of them coming in holding hands, they booed one after another.
"Brother Qiu, are you getting back together?" Han Qiuqiu's cousin asked gossipingly.
"No." Han Qiuqiu shook off Qin Yulin's hand, sat down on the empty seat, and said, "He's still in the inspection period."
"It's coming soon." Qin Yulin has always said this to the outside world, of course, he also thinks so in his heart.
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