[Hunter] Full Time Gintama
Chapter 117 Lesson 116
After seeing off the annoying guy, Yinshi turned his head and found two little guys standing behind him with worried faces.
"Yin Sang, do you really want to agree? I always feel that it is very dangerous..."
"I also think that Aru...that person...the person I met today is definitely not an ordinary person Aru...if you add his other brothers and sisters..."
"fine."
Yinshi said lazily, and walked straight inside.
"It's rare for a big business to come to your door. If you don't accept it, how can you have money to eat! You guys, do you think it's easy to be a boss?"
Yinshi, who was sitting on the chair, started picking his nose and complaining.
"Come on, now our daily expenses are basically relying on the black card for beating the enemy?"
"It's because I can't go on!"
Gintoki, who didn't feel guilty at all, said carelessly.
"To be honest, if this goes on like this, I really won't be able to get away completely! I'm really going to be a killer for the rest of my life! Do you really want this?"
"It's only you, Yin-chan, who becomes a killer gangster, right Aru?"
"Shut up! All in all, since it's all over, we have to do it anyway! Don't go back and forget how the poor live!!"
Shinpachi and Kagura looked at each other.
"In that case, let's go together!"
"no!"
Silver refused without hesitation.The two children suddenly showed a very unhappy expression.
"Why?"
"Because..." Yinshi looked at them with a smile, "You will have more important tasks to do then."
The Hunter Association has decided to go to the Dark Continent, so it is natural to recruit useful talents.Therefore, everyone in this year's hunter exam defaulted to taking sea adventure as the theme of the exam.
"These are the exam questions I came up with. Let's take a look at what else needs to be added."
Kido distributed the pamphlet to others.It listed the exam questions and intentions in great detail, which made Qi Duo more cautious and flexible.
However, there are still imperfections.
Hearing this, Qiduo asked curiously, "What else is missing?"
In this regard, everyone from the silver **** lineup smiled slightly.
"Leave it to us!"
So it was the day of the test...
It can be said that because of the propaganda of the Kajin Empire, after learning that the Hunter Association would also organize personnel to go to the New World, it decisively attracted a lot of people to participate in the selection.The number of people far exceeds the previous upper limit.
Amidst the noise of anticipation, the Shinsengumi in black uniforms appeared.
"Hey, everyone is welcome to participate in this year's hunter test. I won't talk nonsense, because time is tight, let's start the test directly. First, please divide into groups according to your occupation——"
Everyone was dumbfounded.
What?Profession?what is that?
Under the leadership of the Shinsengumi, a group of candidates came to the factory building with ten doors.And each door is clearly pasted with a sign.
"Okay, let's group people according to their abilities."
As soon as Shinsengumi's words fell, the people standing by a few doors started to shout.
"If you choose to be the captain, please come here to register! If you have eaten rubber fruit before, you can also come here!" Yin Shi, wearing a straw hat and a red vest, shouted with dead fish eyes as always.
"This is the registration office for bounty hunter sword masters! Especially the three-sword style, come here!" Hijikata, who belongs to the true performance, found two more knives from nowhere and hung them on his waist together with his own, calmly shouted.
"This is the Thief Zone, Alu! Boba who knows how to navigate, come and line up, Alu!" Kagura, who didn't know what was stuffed in his chest and made it bulge, shouted there with heavy makeup.
[The chef with curly eyebrows is here. Z] Saito with the afro finally stood there silently holding a notepad.
"Those with innovative consciousness or sniper skills come here!" Yamazaki, who had a nose prop similar to Pinocchio's lying nose, shouted loudly while holding up his badminton racket.
"This is the non-human and doctor area." Sougo, wearing a reindeer hat, whistled.
"People with lofty ideals who intend to overthrow all history and disperse the darkness, stand up for me!!" Gui, who was wearing women's clothing and holding a history textbook in his hand, said exciting words.
"It's a ship repairman, so let's meet each other frankly!!" Kondo Hoon, who was naked all over, shouted loudly without blushing.
..............................
Faced with such a strange painting style, all the candidates were stunned.
"Why are one or two standing there stupidly? Why don't you hurry up and choose! Do you want to take the exam?" Tufang stared at these worthless people and scolded them.
Candidates reacted belatedly this time, and began to slowly move to the chosen profession.The final result was unexpected, Jianhao had the largest number of people in line, followed by the captain.The least number are boatmen and musicians.
"Has it been decided yet?"
Being asked such a question, the examinees started to commotion again.
"Wait, isn't it more beneficial to have fewer people?"
"That's true. Since there are so many different career choices, I'm afraid there will be a few people left on each side."
"That won't work, it's too bad. I'm going to the side with fewer people!"
So under the new round of grouping, the final result was that each team was unexpectedly average.And they were quite satisfied with the result.
Afterwards, under the leadership of different people, the candidates entered the room of their choice respectively.
captain's cabin
"Then, let's start the test."
Yin Shi, with eyes wide open, stood in the middle of a pile of bondage props and said to them calmly.
"Please choose any prop, as long as you can lengthen [beep——] by 30 centimeters and last for [-] seconds, you can pass."
"Impossible!!!!!!!"
A group of people were crying like ghosts and howling like wolves in an instant.
"Are you the devil? Who can do that?"
"Even if it can be done, it is already scrapped!!!"
Yinshi folded his arms with a look of contempt.
"If you can't even do this level, what kind of rubber man do you want to be the captain?"
"I never heard that the captain must be a rubber man! By the way, don't think that the whole world is a rubber man!!"
"What are you talking about? Man, you are supposed to be as flexible as a rubber man, aren't you?"
"That kind of rubber figure can only be regarded as another level!!"
"Ah, it's so noisy! It's men who don't chirp there, hurry up!!!"
"Wait... stop it————————"
Sword House
Everyone looked at the room made of metal in bewilderment.And in the middle of the room is a transparent glass-like passage.The passage is not big, but the strange thing is that the walls of this passage are covered with dense black holes.
"Hey, to make a long story short," said Tufang with a cigarette in his mouth, "each of you take three swords, and then enter this transparent passage. Then we will have Gatling machine guns to shoot at you from nowhere for a period of time. Hours. As long as you are still alive after an hour and have no more than ten bullets on your body, you can pass. How, it is simple, right?"
"Damn it—————————————" Everyone let out a howl like the one in the captain's cabin.
Earth Fang frowned: "Didn't I give you three knives? What's your dissatisfaction? Originally, I only gave you one knife. You can't be too greedy!"
"Is this a matter of the number of knives? It's simply impossible!!!"
However, it was already impossible to leave, and the earth party directly pushed them all in.
"Ah, wait----"
"Okay, let's start!"
In an instant, the shrill screams and the sound of bullets flying across were intertwined.
thief room
Shaking the strawberry milk that came from Gintoki and served in a goblet, Kagura leaned on the chair with a lazy face like a queen, and looked at the group of people standing in front of her with disdain.
"Listen well, if you want to become a qualified thief, the most important thing is not only to be able to deceive people, but also to know how to deceive yourself, Aru."
"It's like strawberry milk in my hand, as long as I think it's Red Bull, it's Red Bull."
While talking, Kagura took a sip slowly and showed a satisfied smile.
"Well, yes, this is the Red Bull I want!"
A group of candidates looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing how to respond.
Finally, one of them raised his hand cautiously.
"So, what should we do?"
"Don't you understand?" Kagura stared at them all, "You are no longer candidates, but cowherds. As long as you can deceive my sincerity, you will pass Aru."
Candidates: "........."
Kagura: "Then let's start. You don't need to do it one by one, you can do it all together, Aru."
Candidates: "........."
"...Arnold..." A certain examinee asked everyone's soul question, "We are here to test the hunter, right? Taking a step back, we are here to test the qualification to go to sea, right? Why did it become like this?"
"failed!!!"
Kagura kicked the person who asked the question away with a kick.
"Hmph, do you think you can get my sincerity by saying such a thing? You are so naive, Aru! A girl who doesn't understand the mind at all, Aru!"
Although there were many flaws, all the candidates chose to keep their mouths silent.
kitchen
The examinees looked in horror at the man in front of him who was holding a spoon in one hand and a spatula in the other. He was wearing an apron but had an afro on his head. He kept shaking the kitchen utensils in his hands and knocked each examinee into the sky.
In a trance, a certain examinee muttered to himself: "This is not a chef test, definitely not..."
As soon as the words fell, the candidate suddenly found himself in mid-air.
Until he fell heavily to the ground, the examinee stared at the candidates constantly appearing in mid-air on the ceiling in a trance.
"I will never take the hunter exam again..."
The examinee said regretfully.
Unreliable tests like this are present in other departments at the same time——
"As long as you can catch my swing shot, you can pass!"
The "long nose" version of Yamazaki Tai waved his badminton racket vigorously and shouted, accompanied by badminton balls that were as fast as lightning and like homing missiles, knocking out all the candidates who were holding badminton rackets but looked stunned.
The room in the "non-human and doctor" area was full of "corpses". The only person standing was Sougo, who was wearing a reindeer hat and was wrapped up like a surgeon.And what his exposed eyes reveal is the bottomless darkness, which makes people shudder.
The musicians' room is also filled with "corpses". The difference is that the "corpses" here are all nude, and without exception, some kind of musical instrument is stuck in their buttocks.
And the only one standing was Isao Kondo with the same naked body but with a flute stuck in his ass.What those eyes reveal is more turbid than his mosaic part, which makes people's hair stand on end.
....................................
Outside the scene, the other twelve teams who observed the exam situation through the monitor were all dejected.
"That..." Finally, one of them tremblingly looked at Shinpachi and Kurapika who were also observing.
"This test method...is it really okay?"
After Shinpachi and Kurapika were silent for a moment, they both showed very similar smiles with a hint of consciousness.
"Used to it."
--------------------
The author has something to say:
The suspension of more than half a year has made everyone wait for a long time. The author's mother and daughter are safe and their bodies have gradually recovered. Now they are officially back!
It is still updated every day from Monday to Friday.After all, there is one more baby now, so I can’t guarantee how long the daily update will last, but I will try my best to keep it up, thank you for your support all the time! !
"Yin Sang, do you really want to agree? I always feel that it is very dangerous..."
"I also think that Aru...that person...the person I met today is definitely not an ordinary person Aru...if you add his other brothers and sisters..."
"fine."
Yinshi said lazily, and walked straight inside.
"It's rare for a big business to come to your door. If you don't accept it, how can you have money to eat! You guys, do you think it's easy to be a boss?"
Yinshi, who was sitting on the chair, started picking his nose and complaining.
"Come on, now our daily expenses are basically relying on the black card for beating the enemy?"
"It's because I can't go on!"
Gintoki, who didn't feel guilty at all, said carelessly.
"To be honest, if this goes on like this, I really won't be able to get away completely! I'm really going to be a killer for the rest of my life! Do you really want this?"
"It's only you, Yin-chan, who becomes a killer gangster, right Aru?"
"Shut up! All in all, since it's all over, we have to do it anyway! Don't go back and forget how the poor live!!"
Shinpachi and Kagura looked at each other.
"In that case, let's go together!"
"no!"
Silver refused without hesitation.The two children suddenly showed a very unhappy expression.
"Why?"
"Because..." Yinshi looked at them with a smile, "You will have more important tasks to do then."
The Hunter Association has decided to go to the Dark Continent, so it is natural to recruit useful talents.Therefore, everyone in this year's hunter exam defaulted to taking sea adventure as the theme of the exam.
"These are the exam questions I came up with. Let's take a look at what else needs to be added."
Kido distributed the pamphlet to others.It listed the exam questions and intentions in great detail, which made Qi Duo more cautious and flexible.
However, there are still imperfections.
Hearing this, Qiduo asked curiously, "What else is missing?"
In this regard, everyone from the silver **** lineup smiled slightly.
"Leave it to us!"
So it was the day of the test...
It can be said that because of the propaganda of the Kajin Empire, after learning that the Hunter Association would also organize personnel to go to the New World, it decisively attracted a lot of people to participate in the selection.The number of people far exceeds the previous upper limit.
Amidst the noise of anticipation, the Shinsengumi in black uniforms appeared.
"Hey, everyone is welcome to participate in this year's hunter test. I won't talk nonsense, because time is tight, let's start the test directly. First, please divide into groups according to your occupation——"
Everyone was dumbfounded.
What?Profession?what is that?
Under the leadership of the Shinsengumi, a group of candidates came to the factory building with ten doors.And each door is clearly pasted with a sign.
"Okay, let's group people according to their abilities."
As soon as Shinsengumi's words fell, the people standing by a few doors started to shout.
"If you choose to be the captain, please come here to register! If you have eaten rubber fruit before, you can also come here!" Yin Shi, wearing a straw hat and a red vest, shouted with dead fish eyes as always.
"This is the registration office for bounty hunter sword masters! Especially the three-sword style, come here!" Hijikata, who belongs to the true performance, found two more knives from nowhere and hung them on his waist together with his own, calmly shouted.
"This is the Thief Zone, Alu! Boba who knows how to navigate, come and line up, Alu!" Kagura, who didn't know what was stuffed in his chest and made it bulge, shouted there with heavy makeup.
[The chef with curly eyebrows is here. Z] Saito with the afro finally stood there silently holding a notepad.
"Those with innovative consciousness or sniper skills come here!" Yamazaki, who had a nose prop similar to Pinocchio's lying nose, shouted loudly while holding up his badminton racket.
"This is the non-human and doctor area." Sougo, wearing a reindeer hat, whistled.
"People with lofty ideals who intend to overthrow all history and disperse the darkness, stand up for me!!" Gui, who was wearing women's clothing and holding a history textbook in his hand, said exciting words.
"It's a ship repairman, so let's meet each other frankly!!" Kondo Hoon, who was naked all over, shouted loudly without blushing.
..............................
Faced with such a strange painting style, all the candidates were stunned.
"Why are one or two standing there stupidly? Why don't you hurry up and choose! Do you want to take the exam?" Tufang stared at these worthless people and scolded them.
Candidates reacted belatedly this time, and began to slowly move to the chosen profession.The final result was unexpected, Jianhao had the largest number of people in line, followed by the captain.The least number are boatmen and musicians.
"Has it been decided yet?"
Being asked such a question, the examinees started to commotion again.
"Wait, isn't it more beneficial to have fewer people?"
"That's true. Since there are so many different career choices, I'm afraid there will be a few people left on each side."
"That won't work, it's too bad. I'm going to the side with fewer people!"
So under the new round of grouping, the final result was that each team was unexpectedly average.And they were quite satisfied with the result.
Afterwards, under the leadership of different people, the candidates entered the room of their choice respectively.
captain's cabin
"Then, let's start the test."
Yin Shi, with eyes wide open, stood in the middle of a pile of bondage props and said to them calmly.
"Please choose any prop, as long as you can lengthen [beep——] by 30 centimeters and last for [-] seconds, you can pass."
"Impossible!!!!!!!"
A group of people were crying like ghosts and howling like wolves in an instant.
"Are you the devil? Who can do that?"
"Even if it can be done, it is already scrapped!!!"
Yinshi folded his arms with a look of contempt.
"If you can't even do this level, what kind of rubber man do you want to be the captain?"
"I never heard that the captain must be a rubber man! By the way, don't think that the whole world is a rubber man!!"
"What are you talking about? Man, you are supposed to be as flexible as a rubber man, aren't you?"
"That kind of rubber figure can only be regarded as another level!!"
"Ah, it's so noisy! It's men who don't chirp there, hurry up!!!"
"Wait... stop it————————"
Sword House
Everyone looked at the room made of metal in bewilderment.And in the middle of the room is a transparent glass-like passage.The passage is not big, but the strange thing is that the walls of this passage are covered with dense black holes.
"Hey, to make a long story short," said Tufang with a cigarette in his mouth, "each of you take three swords, and then enter this transparent passage. Then we will have Gatling machine guns to shoot at you from nowhere for a period of time. Hours. As long as you are still alive after an hour and have no more than ten bullets on your body, you can pass. How, it is simple, right?"
"Damn it—————————————" Everyone let out a howl like the one in the captain's cabin.
Earth Fang frowned: "Didn't I give you three knives? What's your dissatisfaction? Originally, I only gave you one knife. You can't be too greedy!"
"Is this a matter of the number of knives? It's simply impossible!!!"
However, it was already impossible to leave, and the earth party directly pushed them all in.
"Ah, wait----"
"Okay, let's start!"
In an instant, the shrill screams and the sound of bullets flying across were intertwined.
thief room
Shaking the strawberry milk that came from Gintoki and served in a goblet, Kagura leaned on the chair with a lazy face like a queen, and looked at the group of people standing in front of her with disdain.
"Listen well, if you want to become a qualified thief, the most important thing is not only to be able to deceive people, but also to know how to deceive yourself, Aru."
"It's like strawberry milk in my hand, as long as I think it's Red Bull, it's Red Bull."
While talking, Kagura took a sip slowly and showed a satisfied smile.
"Well, yes, this is the Red Bull I want!"
A group of candidates looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing how to respond.
Finally, one of them raised his hand cautiously.
"So, what should we do?"
"Don't you understand?" Kagura stared at them all, "You are no longer candidates, but cowherds. As long as you can deceive my sincerity, you will pass Aru."
Candidates: "........."
Kagura: "Then let's start. You don't need to do it one by one, you can do it all together, Aru."
Candidates: "........."
"...Arnold..." A certain examinee asked everyone's soul question, "We are here to test the hunter, right? Taking a step back, we are here to test the qualification to go to sea, right? Why did it become like this?"
"failed!!!"
Kagura kicked the person who asked the question away with a kick.
"Hmph, do you think you can get my sincerity by saying such a thing? You are so naive, Aru! A girl who doesn't understand the mind at all, Aru!"
Although there were many flaws, all the candidates chose to keep their mouths silent.
kitchen
The examinees looked in horror at the man in front of him who was holding a spoon in one hand and a spatula in the other. He was wearing an apron but had an afro on his head. He kept shaking the kitchen utensils in his hands and knocked each examinee into the sky.
In a trance, a certain examinee muttered to himself: "This is not a chef test, definitely not..."
As soon as the words fell, the candidate suddenly found himself in mid-air.
Until he fell heavily to the ground, the examinee stared at the candidates constantly appearing in mid-air on the ceiling in a trance.
"I will never take the hunter exam again..."
The examinee said regretfully.
Unreliable tests like this are present in other departments at the same time——
"As long as you can catch my swing shot, you can pass!"
The "long nose" version of Yamazaki Tai waved his badminton racket vigorously and shouted, accompanied by badminton balls that were as fast as lightning and like homing missiles, knocking out all the candidates who were holding badminton rackets but looked stunned.
The room in the "non-human and doctor" area was full of "corpses". The only person standing was Sougo, who was wearing a reindeer hat and was wrapped up like a surgeon.And what his exposed eyes reveal is the bottomless darkness, which makes people shudder.
The musicians' room is also filled with "corpses". The difference is that the "corpses" here are all nude, and without exception, some kind of musical instrument is stuck in their buttocks.
And the only one standing was Isao Kondo with the same naked body but with a flute stuck in his ass.What those eyes reveal is more turbid than his mosaic part, which makes people's hair stand on end.
....................................
Outside the scene, the other twelve teams who observed the exam situation through the monitor were all dejected.
"That..." Finally, one of them tremblingly looked at Shinpachi and Kurapika who were also observing.
"This test method...is it really okay?"
After Shinpachi and Kurapika were silent for a moment, they both showed very similar smiles with a hint of consciousness.
"Used to it."
--------------------
The author has something to say:
The suspension of more than half a year has made everyone wait for a long time. The author's mother and daughter are safe and their bodies have gradually recovered. Now they are officially back!
It is still updated every day from Monday to Friday.After all, there is one more baby now, so I can’t guarantee how long the daily update will last, but I will try my best to keep it up, thank you for your support all the time! !
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