[Hunter] Full Time Gintama

"Come on, what's going on?"

Regarding what happened in front of him, the earth side fell into an unprecedented panic.

"...Hey—here I am, Kondo-san, Sougo, you must be playing me, right? It must be some new type of prank, right? Hey, tell me this is a prank!!!"

Hijikata yelled almost frantically, and wanted to turn Kondo Isao's head to face him.However, when his hand touched Kondo Hsun's body, he passed through it directly.

Yes, went straight through.It has the same penetrating ability as some kind of translucent floating unknown creature.

So, the local side was dumbfounded.

Then, he started to break out in a cold sweat.

Then, he began to tremble.

Impossible impossible impossible impossible impossible... absolutely impossible for me to become a ghost or something! ! ! !

However, no matter how Hijikata yelled and tried to pull Kondo Isao and Sougo, he still couldn't touch them.

Finally, Tufang had to admit that he seemed to have really become A Piao.

On this side, Hijikata was exhausted physically and mentally, while on the other side, Kondo Isao and Sougo began to worry about Hijikata who was lying on the bed and couldn't scream.

"Fourteen, are you okay? Fourteen, wake up, Fourteen!! Zou Wu, what happened to Fourteen?"

This point himself also wants to know very much.Sougo thought for a moment.

"Could it be..."

"Sou Wu, do you know the reason?" Kondo Hoon asked eagerly.

"No, I don't know anything."

Sougo waved his hand, but Hijikata clearly saw what Sougo knew.

"You bastard, you must have done something good!!! Mr. Kondo, hurry up and drag this guy into the torture room for questioning!!!"

However, the earth's call was not heard.Kondo Isao looked at Hijikata with a sad face, then turned and left immediately.

"I'll call the doctor, Sougo, look at Fourteen!"

"No! Absolutely can't leave this guy looking at my body alone!!!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Kondo, I will take good care of Mr. Hijikata's body."

"That's not a corpse!! I don't admit that I have become a corpse!!!"

Kondo Isao left.

Sougo turned his head and looked down at Hijikata, and began to mutter to himself.

"Unexpectedly, it is really effective..."

"what??!"

Hijikata watched in shock as Sougo took out a black scarecrow.

"The black curse doll bought in the curse store is really worth the money! I didn't expect it to succeed in one night."

The rational strings in Tufang's brain suddenly cracked.

"I knew it was a good thing you bastard did!!! Do you want me to die like that????"

Hijikata wanted to strangle Sougo from the bottom of his heart, but no matter what he couldn't touch him.

Sougo naturally couldn't feel anything. He looked at the black scarecrow in his hand and frowned.

"It doesn't feel right..."

"Of course not, this kind of evil thing! Throw it away quickly! No, hurry up and restore it to its original state before throwing it away!!!"

"It makes me feel very uncomfortable to kill the bastard Hijikata so easily."

"Unhappy ghost!!!!"

"Forget it, I've done it anyway. What should I do next..."

"What else can I do? I beg you, help my soul return to its place!!"

"Now that Mr. Hijikata is unprepared..." Sougo secretly put his hand on the handle of the knife.

The earth party was shocked immediately: "Are you going to give me the last blow?"

As a result, Sougo pulled out a marker from the side of the knife handle.

"Just paint his face with poop."

"Are you a primary school student???! By the way, do you really draw???"

Sougo painted two lumps of poop on both sides of Hijikata's cheeks.The moment he finished writing, Kondo Hoon came back with the doctor.

"Here it is, doctor..."

"Mr. Hijikata!!" Sougo suddenly yelled, "Why did two lumps of poop suddenly appear on Mr. Hijikata's face? Could this be a sign of something??"

"Didn't you draw it????! Put on a hair there???"

"What? Two lumps of poop suddenly appeared on Fourteen's face? Doctor, please come quickly and see if Fourteen has some strange illness!!"

"How can you believe such a stupid reason?? What kind of disease would have poop drawn by a marker pen appear on the face????"

Hijikata has despaired of Kondo's idiot head.At this moment, he only puts his hope on the doctor.Although this doctor is clearly a chinchilla.

There is nothing more to complain about at this time.I just hope that this doctor really has a way to put himself back in place.

The doctor took a receiver and various medical equipment to observe the earthwork for a while.

"very healthy."

"Very healthy??" Kondo Isun said in disbelief, "Then why can't Fourteen scream?"

"It's just that I slept more soundly. When I wake up, I will naturally get up."

Isao Kondo was speechless, but Ayudo Hijikata who was next to him yelled curses out of anger.

"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not asleep at all!!! It's clearly my soul!!! Are you a doctor??"

"That's it. Sincerely benefit one hundred thousand precepts."

"You want [-] yuan without doing anything? You might as well go snatch your quack doctor!!!!"

But in the end, the soft-tempered Kondo Xun still gave [-] nuns and sent away the Totoro doctor.

Looking at the sleeping Hijikata, Kondo Isao sighed deeply.

"What should I do..." To say I believed it, Isao Kondo didn't believe it much, but, after all, at this time, Hijikata couldn't wake up, and his breathing and body temperature were all normal.Therefore, I can only believe it for the time being.

Unexpectedly, the doctor who had just left suddenly turned around.

"If you really want to wake him up that much, try saying and doing something to stimulate him."

"Say something, do something to stimulate him?"

Kondo Isao and Sogo looked at each other.

For some reason, Tufang only felt an inexplicable sense of foreboding.

Sure enough, afterwards, Kondo Isao and Sougo actually summoned all the team members.

"That's it."

Kondo Xun told everyone about the earthwork, and a group of team members were extremely surprised.

"What happened to the deputy chief?"

"Did someone plot against the deputy chief?"

"Damn, who, who did it?"

"It's right in front of you!!!" Ayudo Hijikata pointed angrily at the calm Sougo, but was sad that no one heard his cry.

Kurapika tried to find out with the chain, but there was still no clue.

"Did the Deputy Chief of Earthwork do anything last night?"

A group of people looked at each other.

"It's just a pillow fight!"

"Yeah, it seems like I fell asleep in a daze after that, right?"

It seems that there is nothing to ask.Kurapika was thinking, and Kondo made a suggestion.

"You all should think about stimulating Fourteen so that he wakes up as soon as possible. The doctor also said that maybe you can do or say something to stimulate Fourteen. You all think about what to do together!"

Hearing this, everyone thought about it.

"The deputy chief likes mayonnaise the most. Would you like to try it with mayonnaise?" a team member suggested.

"Well, this method can be tried."

After speaking, a group of people piled a large amount of mayonnaise beside the earthwork.

"Hmm...it doesn't seem to work..."

"What kind of effect will this have... why don't you just feed it to me!!" Even the party concerned was speechless.

"Sure enough, just stacking like this is not enough. How about..."

Sougo picked up a bottle of mayonnaise, and stuffed it directly into Hijikata's nostril.

"Just pour it in and try it!"

"Where did you pour it in, you shaking devil???!"

The final result was that even though both nostrils and ear holes of the earthwork were stuffed with mayonnaise, the earthwork still did not respond.

"It seems that Mr. Hijikata's condition is really serious."

Everyone: "…………"

"Wait, I will kill you with my own hands!!!" Tufang swore through gritted teeth.

"Even Shishi's favorite mayonnaise is useless. Is there any other way?" Kondo Isao asked distressedly, "Yamazaki, do you have any good suggestions?"

"Eh? This..." Yamazaki thought for a while, and said slowly, "Well, since the doctor said stimulation, shouldn't we really stimulate it?"

"Really stimulate? What do you mean?"

"I remember, the deputy chief wrote a haiku..."

Sou Wu, who never thought things were too big, tapped the palm of his hand and suddenly realized: "So that's the case, are you using black history as a stimulus?"

"Wait for me!!!"

A moment later, they pulled out a black notepad from Tufang's coat pocket.

When I opened it, I found that there were several haikus.

"Stop it——"

So next, in Hijikata's refusal that no one could hear, the proposer Yamazaki recited with emotion:

old wounds

Although no more pain

delicious mayonnaise

"........." The audience was silent.

"Stop!!!!" Hijikata screamed.

Sougo raised his hand: "Yamazaki, continue."

"Enough is enough, don't continue!!!"

do you want to eat

freshly baked mayonnaise

zero cholesterol

"........." The audience was silent again.

"Kill you, I will definitely kill you!!!" Tu Fang was still screaming.

"Well, maybe a little bit. Yamazaki, next song."

Under pressure, Yamazaki turned the page again.

midnight

Hungry and hard to sleep

here comes the mayonnaise

“…………………” So why is it all mayonnaise? ? ? ? !

The unified psychological activities of all team members say so.

"Hey, isn't the deputy chief's haiku too bad?"

"By the way, it's all mayonnaise? Does the deputy chief have nothing else to write about? Can the deputy chief only write mayonnaise haiku?"

"It's too shameful, the deputy chief's haiku ability is really too shameful!"

"How many poems did the deputy chief write?"

A group of people began to discuss, completely unaware that the originally motionless Tufang stood up.

A murderous aura rushed up.Everyone looked back in horror, and saw the Great Demon King who had finally broken out of the confinement after being sealed for 5000 years.

Everyone trembled.And the big devil showed a cold smile.

"Everyone... let me die———————"

So in the morning of that day, there was an endless stream of screams from the whole house.