[Hunter] Full Time Gintama
Chapter 97 Lesson 97
"Hey, who the hell is this kid? He's really uneducated!"
"But speaking of it, this kid really looks like a test paper!" the human demon muttered after recognizing it.
Shinpachi didn't want them to continue this topic, so he quickly changed the subject and asked, "Did you also fall into the space-time gap?"
"Gap in time and space? That's not it! We are the shemale chosen by the god of shemale!"
"Aha?"
"Just some time ago, my sisters and I went to the deep mountains and wild forests to practice in order to practice more beautiful transvestite dance steps."
"In that kind of place, the only thing that can be cultivated is Xiongbu, right?" Tufang complained silently.
"I didn't expect to be really shocked. We accidentally discovered a very beautiful waterfall there."
"Then you all sat together on the big rock under the waterfall to meditate? In order to train more beautiful muscles." Sougo complained silently.
"What muscles are you talking about! That's obviously called the vest line!"
"To put it simply, it is right to be a gorilla. To be a gorilla shemale with a vest line!" Kondo Isao, who is a gorilla, complained silently.
"At that moment, we had a flash of inspiration! Yes, we can perform water ballet! It will definitely shock the audience!"
"Imagine that scene, I also think it must be very shocking (disgusting) Aru." Kagura also followed silently.
"I didn't expect that we would suddenly come here within a few minutes of diving into the water."
"Finally we're getting to the point... So, Mrs. Xixiang, have you come to this place?"
"At first we came to a very dark place, and it was so hot that it almost melted people. I don't know how long it took, and finally there was light coming in, and the heat gradually disappeared, and then We saw that a normal ♀ turned into a ♂! So we clearly understood that this is the ultimate test given to us by the God of Shemale, and the purpose is to make us all become real Kings of Shemale!!!”
"What is the Shemale King??"
"The king of the monster world!"
"I've never heard of it!!!"
Shinpachi made three consecutive complaints, but he suddenly realized that this was not the experience of Jiubingwei before?Dare they also be sent over by the oven?Is the oven used in the Yagyu family's kitchen a window to communicate dimensions? ? ? ?
Shinpachi felt physically and mentally exhausted, and Shinsengumi and others looked at each other, not knowing how to proceed.Only Xiaojie, a pure, natural and ignorant little angel, stepped forward and looked at the ladyboys with his big, bright, clean and pure eyes.
"Hey, Big Sister, are you all pirates?"
Xiaojie's "big sister" completely pleased them.
"Oh, I hate it, this kid's mouth is so sweet!"
"To some extent it is! After all, our current identity is the beautiful ladyboy pirate! The bar is our favorite sideline."
Xiaojie blinked his big innocent eyes.
"Then big sister, are you really doing all kinds of evil? We heard people say that you have done a lot of bad things, so we are here to drive you away!"
"It's disgusting, people don't do bad things casually!"
"That's right, these are settings, settings! Simply put, you are here to challenge!"
"But the little brother is so cute, I really can't bear to make a move!"
"It's okay, big sisters, I'll secretly pour water for you later!"
The sweet-mouthed Xiaojie is really very popular with these transvestites, Qi Ya is dumbfounded.
"Let's go, Qi Ya, the big sisters will take us to meet their boss."
"Ah, no, wait a minute..." Qi Ya stared at Xiaojie with wide eyes and said, "Why do you look so skillful? Have you often dealt with such monsters in the past?"
"No, but when I was still on Whale Island, some big sisters would come to me from time to time, and they all liked me!"
Qi Ya's expression became even weirder.
"Do you even know what that means?"
"Well, I heard that kind belongs to Shotacon. But it doesn't matter!"
Hearing Xiaojie say such an understatement, Qiya's heart was already in a turbulent state.
(Xiaojie... is already an adult!!!)
Xixiang and the others are really planning to take Xinba and others to meet their boss at the lighthouse.
Although accepting the existence of Saigo and the others, Shinpachi still finds it inconceivable for them, especially Xixiang, to be under the existence of Lei Zha as an administrator.
"Arnold, Mrs. Saigo? Why did you become pirates?"
"Well, this matter can be regarded as a bit of a twist..."
After organizing the language, Xixiang replied.
"After all, I came to this place where I was unfamiliar with life. In order to survive, I had to go back to the old business and continue the ladyboy club. It happened that there was a bar here that was suitable for me. The men actually touched us beauties..."
"Okay, I understand." Shinpachi said calmly.
It can be said that what is going to unfold next is clearly visible.
The original prisoners are really pitiful... Shin Yagiran sneered.
They finally met the boss of this dungeon—Leiza, one of the administrators.
"Are you the members who came to challenge? If that's the case, let me tell you the rules. The rules are very simple. Choose fifteen people to participate in the competition. As long as any eight of you win, you will be fine."
Shinpachi was taken aback.
It obviously sounds like it is the same as the original, but it clearly feels that there is something different.
Not only Shinpachi, but also those who have read the original work in Shinsengumi have the same feeling.
"Wait a minute, the way the game is..."
Leiza still kept squinting his eyes and smiling without saying a word, and then Xixiang came over.
"Just two multiplayer games. The first game was—"
Xixiang, together with the other transvestites, showed horrifying smiles.
"Shemale volleyball!!"
In an instant, all the members, including Shinpachi, who knew the plot of the original work were all stunned.
Maybe they should have noticed.As early as the moment he saw Xixiang and the others appear, he should have clearly understood that the game will definitely be different.
"Okay, let's explain the rules. Our volleyball game is the same as an ordinary volleyball game! Similarly, there are six players on the court and one player on the outside, a total of seven players. Once they win, the seven players win."
No one said a word.Seven people win, but the problem is that the game must be won by eight people. Simply speaking, the second dodgeball game with Leiza is necessary anyway.This seems to be really tricky.
"Come on, let's choose someone to play! The first team to score 25 points wins!"
Bi Siji looked at Xiaojie and Qi Ya: "What should we do? They all look very strong!"
"It is indeed very strong..."
Shinpachi has already seen through the glasses, every shemale has a B-level or even A-level level, especially Saigo, which has reached the SSS level. If I really want to say it, it is evenly matched with the Shinsengumi .
Tufang loosened his shoulders and calmly said, "Hmph, it's just volleyball..."
"By the way, those who have played before can't play again! So pay attention to the selection!"
Earthwork frowned.These monsters are not something ordinary players can deal with. If all of them are on the field, if they finally succeed in winning the next game, they will lose due to insufficient attack power.For a moment, they were all caught in a dilemma.
Sougo also thought of this question, and simply raised his hand: "Excuse me, can we think about it again?"
"Of course there's no problem, even if you go back first and come back tomorrow to challenge." Leiza said gently.
"Tch, this guy actually looks down on us..." Tufang was very displeased with Leiza's kind face, but he had to stop and think about it.
They all gathered in a circle and started discussing.
"Hey, what should we do now?" Tufang asked angrily.
Shinpachi also looked distressed: "Mrs. Xixiang is very strong. To be honest, if you don't have all the strongest combat power to deal with it, it may be difficult to win. But if this is the case, you will not be able to play in the next game. In this case, In the Lei Zha battle, we will only lose in a complete mess..."
"If that's the case, just abstain from the volleyball match." Qi Ya suddenly said, "Anyway, what they say is that as long as there are eight people to win, isn't it? The volleyball match is only a seven-player match. Even if we lose, we Just dodge the ball directly to the next eight players!"
Before coming here, the Shinsengumi had already explained the rules of Leiza's game, so they all knew that what they were going to play against Leiza was dodge ball in an eight-man battle.
It has to be said that there is some truth to Qi Ya's statement.However, the question is whether this method is allowed.Qi Ya also asked directly: "Can we abstain from this volleyball match?"
"Of course. It's just that you lose the qualification to challenge the final battle!"
"Tsk!"
It really wasn't that simple anymore.Now that things have happened, they can only bite the bullet and allocate the battle.
"So, how to distribute it?"
Everyone gathered in a circle to discuss the distribution of combat power.
"The group of monsters obviously have the power to match the monsters, so I think we should choose the enhancement system to play." Sougo suggested.
Xiaojie immediately raised his hand: "I'm from the enhancement department!"
Kondo Hsun shook his head: "However, volleyball still needs height after all. Xiaojie, you... Although you are probably quite strong, you may not be suitable for it."
"Indeed, it's fine for the protagonist to proceed according to the original novel. But if the combat power is insufficient, even the aura of the protagonist will not work!" Sougo shrugged and said calmly.
"But, volleyball alone requires seven people..."
Shinpachi also fell into distress.
"Then divide them into an adult group and a child group, Aru." Kagura suggested, "All the children will participate in the second round of dodgeball Aru, while the adults will play volleyball with the ladyboys."
"Why do we have to play volleyball with the shemale?" Hijikata complained angrily.
"Indeed, I'd rather play volleyball with Ms. A Miao than a shemale!" Such righteous words were naturally from the mouth of Isao Kondo.
"My sister can't play volleyball." Xinba said blankly, "She can only play death volleyball."
"Ha... ha... so..."
"Isn't this the time to talk about this?" Tufang scolded and asked, "Does any of you know what the rules of volleyball are?"
"Mr. Hijikata, don't you know this? To put it simply, you keep hitting the opponent with a volleyball until the opponent surrenders."
"What kind of ghost volleyball are you talking about, Mr. Okita?" Shinpachi complained loudly.
"I have some memories of the rules of volleyball." Kurapika feared that the topic would get farther and farther, and spoke first, "It is mainly composed of six players and a free agent, which includes serve, first pass, etc. (receiving the serve), second pass (lifting the ball, tossing the ball), smashing the ball, blocking, saving the ball... Simply speaking, it means that from the serve, you must keep catching the ball. Once the ball is not received in your own territory You lose when you hit the ground. It’s an air combat sport until the ball hits the ground.”
"Hmph, it doesn't sound too difficult. Anyway, just let the ball touch the ground in the opponent's field, right? Then go for it!"
"Then which position do you choose to play, Mr. Hijikata?" Sougo asked.
"What position?"
"The distribution of volleyball players is the setter, the libero, the main attacker and the auxiliary attacker. To be honest, it is difficult to win the game if the ball control skills are not good."
"Indeed... Madam Saigo and the others... I remember that they won the championship in the Kabukicho Volleyball Tournament in a certain year..."
"This... how else can I fight?"
"It seems that we can't just rely on strength, we need to rely on other aspects to win." Bi Siji said suddenly.
"for example?"
"Sex. Lure!"
In an instant, the audience was silent.
"But speaking of it, this kid really looks like a test paper!" the human demon muttered after recognizing it.
Shinpachi didn't want them to continue this topic, so he quickly changed the subject and asked, "Did you also fall into the space-time gap?"
"Gap in time and space? That's not it! We are the shemale chosen by the god of shemale!"
"Aha?"
"Just some time ago, my sisters and I went to the deep mountains and wild forests to practice in order to practice more beautiful transvestite dance steps."
"In that kind of place, the only thing that can be cultivated is Xiongbu, right?" Tufang complained silently.
"I didn't expect to be really shocked. We accidentally discovered a very beautiful waterfall there."
"Then you all sat together on the big rock under the waterfall to meditate? In order to train more beautiful muscles." Sougo complained silently.
"What muscles are you talking about! That's obviously called the vest line!"
"To put it simply, it is right to be a gorilla. To be a gorilla shemale with a vest line!" Kondo Isao, who is a gorilla, complained silently.
"At that moment, we had a flash of inspiration! Yes, we can perform water ballet! It will definitely shock the audience!"
"Imagine that scene, I also think it must be very shocking (disgusting) Aru." Kagura also followed silently.
"I didn't expect that we would suddenly come here within a few minutes of diving into the water."
"Finally we're getting to the point... So, Mrs. Xixiang, have you come to this place?"
"At first we came to a very dark place, and it was so hot that it almost melted people. I don't know how long it took, and finally there was light coming in, and the heat gradually disappeared, and then We saw that a normal ♀ turned into a ♂! So we clearly understood that this is the ultimate test given to us by the God of Shemale, and the purpose is to make us all become real Kings of Shemale!!!”
"What is the Shemale King??"
"The king of the monster world!"
"I've never heard of it!!!"
Shinpachi made three consecutive complaints, but he suddenly realized that this was not the experience of Jiubingwei before?Dare they also be sent over by the oven?Is the oven used in the Yagyu family's kitchen a window to communicate dimensions? ? ? ?
Shinpachi felt physically and mentally exhausted, and Shinsengumi and others looked at each other, not knowing how to proceed.Only Xiaojie, a pure, natural and ignorant little angel, stepped forward and looked at the ladyboys with his big, bright, clean and pure eyes.
"Hey, Big Sister, are you all pirates?"
Xiaojie's "big sister" completely pleased them.
"Oh, I hate it, this kid's mouth is so sweet!"
"To some extent it is! After all, our current identity is the beautiful ladyboy pirate! The bar is our favorite sideline."
Xiaojie blinked his big innocent eyes.
"Then big sister, are you really doing all kinds of evil? We heard people say that you have done a lot of bad things, so we are here to drive you away!"
"It's disgusting, people don't do bad things casually!"
"That's right, these are settings, settings! Simply put, you are here to challenge!"
"But the little brother is so cute, I really can't bear to make a move!"
"It's okay, big sisters, I'll secretly pour water for you later!"
The sweet-mouthed Xiaojie is really very popular with these transvestites, Qi Ya is dumbfounded.
"Let's go, Qi Ya, the big sisters will take us to meet their boss."
"Ah, no, wait a minute..." Qi Ya stared at Xiaojie with wide eyes and said, "Why do you look so skillful? Have you often dealt with such monsters in the past?"
"No, but when I was still on Whale Island, some big sisters would come to me from time to time, and they all liked me!"
Qi Ya's expression became even weirder.
"Do you even know what that means?"
"Well, I heard that kind belongs to Shotacon. But it doesn't matter!"
Hearing Xiaojie say such an understatement, Qiya's heart was already in a turbulent state.
(Xiaojie... is already an adult!!!)
Xixiang and the others are really planning to take Xinba and others to meet their boss at the lighthouse.
Although accepting the existence of Saigo and the others, Shinpachi still finds it inconceivable for them, especially Xixiang, to be under the existence of Lei Zha as an administrator.
"Arnold, Mrs. Saigo? Why did you become pirates?"
"Well, this matter can be regarded as a bit of a twist..."
After organizing the language, Xixiang replied.
"After all, I came to this place where I was unfamiliar with life. In order to survive, I had to go back to the old business and continue the ladyboy club. It happened that there was a bar here that was suitable for me. The men actually touched us beauties..."
"Okay, I understand." Shinpachi said calmly.
It can be said that what is going to unfold next is clearly visible.
The original prisoners are really pitiful... Shin Yagiran sneered.
They finally met the boss of this dungeon—Leiza, one of the administrators.
"Are you the members who came to challenge? If that's the case, let me tell you the rules. The rules are very simple. Choose fifteen people to participate in the competition. As long as any eight of you win, you will be fine."
Shinpachi was taken aback.
It obviously sounds like it is the same as the original, but it clearly feels that there is something different.
Not only Shinpachi, but also those who have read the original work in Shinsengumi have the same feeling.
"Wait a minute, the way the game is..."
Leiza still kept squinting his eyes and smiling without saying a word, and then Xixiang came over.
"Just two multiplayer games. The first game was—"
Xixiang, together with the other transvestites, showed horrifying smiles.
"Shemale volleyball!!"
In an instant, all the members, including Shinpachi, who knew the plot of the original work were all stunned.
Maybe they should have noticed.As early as the moment he saw Xixiang and the others appear, he should have clearly understood that the game will definitely be different.
"Okay, let's explain the rules. Our volleyball game is the same as an ordinary volleyball game! Similarly, there are six players on the court and one player on the outside, a total of seven players. Once they win, the seven players win."
No one said a word.Seven people win, but the problem is that the game must be won by eight people. Simply speaking, the second dodgeball game with Leiza is necessary anyway.This seems to be really tricky.
"Come on, let's choose someone to play! The first team to score 25 points wins!"
Bi Siji looked at Xiaojie and Qi Ya: "What should we do? They all look very strong!"
"It is indeed very strong..."
Shinpachi has already seen through the glasses, every shemale has a B-level or even A-level level, especially Saigo, which has reached the SSS level. If I really want to say it, it is evenly matched with the Shinsengumi .
Tufang loosened his shoulders and calmly said, "Hmph, it's just volleyball..."
"By the way, those who have played before can't play again! So pay attention to the selection!"
Earthwork frowned.These monsters are not something ordinary players can deal with. If all of them are on the field, if they finally succeed in winning the next game, they will lose due to insufficient attack power.For a moment, they were all caught in a dilemma.
Sougo also thought of this question, and simply raised his hand: "Excuse me, can we think about it again?"
"Of course there's no problem, even if you go back first and come back tomorrow to challenge." Leiza said gently.
"Tch, this guy actually looks down on us..." Tufang was very displeased with Leiza's kind face, but he had to stop and think about it.
They all gathered in a circle and started discussing.
"Hey, what should we do now?" Tufang asked angrily.
Shinpachi also looked distressed: "Mrs. Xixiang is very strong. To be honest, if you don't have all the strongest combat power to deal with it, it may be difficult to win. But if this is the case, you will not be able to play in the next game. In this case, In the Lei Zha battle, we will only lose in a complete mess..."
"If that's the case, just abstain from the volleyball match." Qi Ya suddenly said, "Anyway, what they say is that as long as there are eight people to win, isn't it? The volleyball match is only a seven-player match. Even if we lose, we Just dodge the ball directly to the next eight players!"
Before coming here, the Shinsengumi had already explained the rules of Leiza's game, so they all knew that what they were going to play against Leiza was dodge ball in an eight-man battle.
It has to be said that there is some truth to Qi Ya's statement.However, the question is whether this method is allowed.Qi Ya also asked directly: "Can we abstain from this volleyball match?"
"Of course. It's just that you lose the qualification to challenge the final battle!"
"Tsk!"
It really wasn't that simple anymore.Now that things have happened, they can only bite the bullet and allocate the battle.
"So, how to distribute it?"
Everyone gathered in a circle to discuss the distribution of combat power.
"The group of monsters obviously have the power to match the monsters, so I think we should choose the enhancement system to play." Sougo suggested.
Xiaojie immediately raised his hand: "I'm from the enhancement department!"
Kondo Hsun shook his head: "However, volleyball still needs height after all. Xiaojie, you... Although you are probably quite strong, you may not be suitable for it."
"Indeed, it's fine for the protagonist to proceed according to the original novel. But if the combat power is insufficient, even the aura of the protagonist will not work!" Sougo shrugged and said calmly.
"But, volleyball alone requires seven people..."
Shinpachi also fell into distress.
"Then divide them into an adult group and a child group, Aru." Kagura suggested, "All the children will participate in the second round of dodgeball Aru, while the adults will play volleyball with the ladyboys."
"Why do we have to play volleyball with the shemale?" Hijikata complained angrily.
"Indeed, I'd rather play volleyball with Ms. A Miao than a shemale!" Such righteous words were naturally from the mouth of Isao Kondo.
"My sister can't play volleyball." Xinba said blankly, "She can only play death volleyball."
"Ha... ha... so..."
"Isn't this the time to talk about this?" Tufang scolded and asked, "Does any of you know what the rules of volleyball are?"
"Mr. Hijikata, don't you know this? To put it simply, you keep hitting the opponent with a volleyball until the opponent surrenders."
"What kind of ghost volleyball are you talking about, Mr. Okita?" Shinpachi complained loudly.
"I have some memories of the rules of volleyball." Kurapika feared that the topic would get farther and farther, and spoke first, "It is mainly composed of six players and a free agent, which includes serve, first pass, etc. (receiving the serve), second pass (lifting the ball, tossing the ball), smashing the ball, blocking, saving the ball... Simply speaking, it means that from the serve, you must keep catching the ball. Once the ball is not received in your own territory You lose when you hit the ground. It’s an air combat sport until the ball hits the ground.”
"Hmph, it doesn't sound too difficult. Anyway, just let the ball touch the ground in the opponent's field, right? Then go for it!"
"Then which position do you choose to play, Mr. Hijikata?" Sougo asked.
"What position?"
"The distribution of volleyball players is the setter, the libero, the main attacker and the auxiliary attacker. To be honest, it is difficult to win the game if the ball control skills are not good."
"Indeed... Madam Saigo and the others... I remember that they won the championship in the Kabukicho Volleyball Tournament in a certain year..."
"This... how else can I fight?"
"It seems that we can't just rely on strength, we need to rely on other aspects to win." Bi Siji said suddenly.
"for example?"
"Sex. Lure!"
In an instant, the audience was silent.
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