99% of males are human

night.

After finishing the daily wing massage, Que Rong put down his sleeves and prepared to leave the room. Xie Yanxing also put away his wings cheerfully, holding hot water and preparing to watch a new movie.Before closing the door, Que Rong suddenly reminded: "Go to bed early, and get up early tomorrow."

"Huh?" Xie Yanxing raised his head, "What do you do when you get up early?"

"Go buy a formal suit for the dinner." Que Rong took it for granted, "It must be too late for a brand new formal suit. Go to the store to measure the size tomorrow morning, and then ask him to urgently modify the existing formal suit to a suitable size. It will take at least a whole day, and it will be good to make two sets before five o'clock in the afternoon when it opens the door."

"Two sets?"

"..." Que Rong tilted his head in doubt, "Aren't you planning to do something for me? Just let me wear sportswear and follow you?"

Xie Yanxing frowned, like a bright moon hanging on a branch: "Do we have enough money?"

"How do I know." Que Rong lazily leaned against the door frame, "You have all the money."

Xie Yanxing put down the hot water and checked the account balance, and asked teasingly, "Major General Que Rong, you are so proficient, you usually attend these banquets, don't you?"

Que Rong didn't admit it, but he didn't deny it either, and just looked at him indifferently.

Soon, Xie Yanxing frowned at the balance of the account, and murmured: "Why are there so many?" He checked the transfer records and found that Lan He said he was paying him back the car rental fee, but in fact he had multiplied the car rental fee by five times. Calling back, showing the true colors of the richest wife, Xie Yanxing couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Now I can not only buy clothes for you and me, but also put a star-dark purple film on our car."

After Que Rong left, Xie Yanxing immediately dialed Jing Minghui's video invitation, and the other party connected quickly, frowning at him on the floating screen, as if an investor was examining Party B, but the background was a messy bed, The scrupulous elite's back was casually fluffed on top of his head at this moment, his lips were swollen, the corners of his mouth were torn, and the hickey on his neck could not be covered.

Xie Yanxing's words of thanks that were always on his lips suddenly turned into a joke: "Is this what your old housekeeper said 'the master is busy with work'?"

"..." Jing Minghui rolled his eyes, "Is there something wrong?"

"Thank you, the house is nice, I like it very much, the car is great, I like it too."

"car?"

"Your little crane gave it."

Jing Minghui frowned even tighter: "Little crane??"

Before he finished speaking, there was a rush of footsteps from the other end of the video call. Lan He appeared on the floating screen in his pajamas. He threw himself into Jing Minghui's arms with a satisfied face, and grabbed Jing Minghui's neck with both hands. She coquettishly said, "Minghui...what are you asking me to do...?"

Jing Minghui: "..."

Xie Yanxing laughed so hard that people trembled.

Because Jing Minghui's reaction was too stiff, Lan He hesitated for a moment, and then realized that the floating screen in front of his hero was not a work report, but a call video of reconciling Yan Xing. His whole body stiffened instantly, and he quickly rushed out of the visible area to calm down Feeling.

"Did you send Xie Yanxing a car?" Jing Minghui turned his head and asked, Lan He stood in the corner blushing like a tomato, and nodded with shame, "He rented a car from my company for two months. So I decided to give the car to him. Lord, this..."

"Well, it's okay, I just want to understand."

"...Then I won't interrupt your conversation." Lan He left the room stiffly, closing the door behind his back.

Jing Minghui immediately said angrily to the male insect on the other end of the video: "Stop laughing!"

"Sorry, cough." Xie Yanxing restrained his smile, "Most of the females are penniless after marriage, but Lan He has always had a company under his name. You really like him."

"Got it, got it." Jing Minghui, who had the hardest mouth all over his body, said impatiently, "Is there anything you can do with me at night?"

Xie Yanxing became serious: "I received an invitation to a charity dinner from the president of the Xiongbao Association in the afternoon. It must be because I moved into your residence. They saw that we have a close relationship, so they decided to invite me temporarily because of you. "

"That," Jing Minghui leaned back on the bed without paying much attention, "Are you going?"

"Of course, I haven't seen Zerg's charity auction dinner yet." Xie Yanxing said, "I only have two months here, so I must seize every opportunity to see everything I haven't seen before, so it's not in vain This line."

Jing Minghui smiled: "The charity auction, do you have the money to buy it? Or, do you have anything to sell?"

"I am a dignified son and daughter of China, but I can't come up with something to deceive the aliens?"

Jing Minghui hasn't heard these familiar and unfamiliar words for a long time, and he couldn't help but feel a little nostalgic in his smile, "So you plan to show your skills?"

"Of course—no, I'm not going to do anything. What is a male who will suddenly disappear in two months, making such a high profile?"

"...All right. I'll go tomorrow too, and I'll have to bleed profusely, and I'll make a very high profile. After all, it's the president's face, so I have to give it."

"Ha ha……"

The two chatted for a while, and Xie Yanxing suddenly asked curiously: "Have you had any contact with the other earthlings who have traveled to the insect planet?"

"I've seen a few, but not much contact." Jing Minghui said, "... There is a very special one, she is a woman."

"Woman?... Is she dressed as a male or a female?"

"Especially here, she is also dressed as a male insect. And her appearance is almost the same as when she was on Earth."

Xie Yanxing understands, big cute girl.

He thought for a while, and suddenly asked maliciously: "Didn't you say that you are completely heterosexual? Why didn't you go to find this sister?"

Jing Minghui pursed his lips, his eyes were filled with: I don't like that kind of idiot.

"..." Xie Yanxing finally realized clearly that Jing Minghui is not a man who hates men or women, he also hates people——

He is simply an idiot for everyone but him.

Early the next morning, Xie Yanxing was woken up by the knocking sound of Qi Nuo crying ghosts and gods on the door: "Wake up, my lord! After measuring the clothes, you have to do styling. You have a busy schedule today!"

Xie Yanxing appeared on the breakfast table sleepily, and was stuffed with a bowl of soy milk and a deep-fried dough stick, which fit his Chinese taste very well. He had to praise Zeno for his cooking skills.Que Rong was sitting opposite him, and snorted softly when he heard the words: "It's not as good as me...brother."

"You still have a brother?"

Que Rong glanced at him strangely: "Of course I have. My male father has thirteen servants."

"..." Xie Yanxing choked for a moment, "Thirteen??"

"Six died." Que Rong said indifferently, "Hurry up and eat, I'll go to the garage to reverse the car first."

"Which store to buy clothes, have you decided yet?"

"Just follow me with peace of mind." Que Rong silently answered in his heart: You are a country male who just popped out of nowhere.

If Xie Yanxing knew that Que Rong had slandered him so much, he would be very unconvinced.But when he stood in the custom clothing store, he looked like he had never seen anything and was curious. He really looked like an ignorant village bug.

"...Why are they all low-collared clothes?" Looking at the row of off-shoulder shirts and coats in front of him, Xie Yanxing was puzzled.

The shopping guide smiled and said, "Xiongzi, of course this is to show off your beautiful insect patterns."

What to show?How trendy is it to show my suppression stickers? "...No, I'm afraid of the cold, help me sew the neckline up to my neck."

"Ok."

Que Rong sat on the sofa in the rest area, and added a buff to Xie Yanxing's attributes—an extraordinarily conservative country bug.

After measuring the size, Xie Yanxing turned his head to look at the hungry beast that had already swept away the snacks in the rest area: "Have you chosen the style?...You don't want to measure the size?"

Que Rong casually ordered a black suit that he had long been interested in, "I have data here."

"Sure enough, he used to be the young master." Xie Yanxing said with a smile.

"..." Que Rong was silent for a moment, then shook his head, "It has nothing to do with my family. My salary in the military department is very high. I was given a bonus of 500 million yuan just for the battle against bandits in the fifth star western space."

No wonder males love to marry high-ranking military females, this income is really exciting...

After returning home, Xie Yanxing received a communication invitation from Shepard. Judging from the voice, the bug had completely digested Yanxing's homosexual declaration, and reconfirmed the banquet with him solemnly.Xie Yanxing smiled and said a few words to him, and Shepard responded, "I'm looking forward to your attendance."

The second confirmation, isn't it too solemn?Xie Yanxing thought suspiciously.

After taking a nap, Que Rong took Xie Yanxing to another high-end club to have her hair done.The front desk receptionist is an unmarked subfemale novice. The moment he saw Xie Yanxing, he couldn't walk and stuttered when he spoke. When Xie Yanxing approached the counter to sign, he directly sat down on the chair with his legs sore Up, red face red ears red eyes straight.And within a few minutes of waiting for the chief stylist to make an appointment in the lobby, even the female guests who also came to consume couldn't help but pretend to wander around Xie Yanxing, and finally directly showed their favor and asked for contact information.

Although the androgen is very stable and has not been leaked, Rong also explained that no matter how good the suppression patch is, it is impossible to completely inhibit the androgen. A new restraint patch was put back on.He walked to the sink, washed his hands, and asked Que Rong who was standing outside the door: "Can I solve the problem of smelling 'full of energy'?"

Que Rong: "..."

"I'm afraid not." Que Rong's voice became softer and softer, "According to your current smell... it may take ten times in a row."

Xie Yanxing: "..." That man must be ruined.

Naturally, the stylist recommended by Que Rong was skilled. Two hours later, Xie Yanxing's black hair was permed, and his messy and orderly hairstyle was meticulously combed. As for the rest of the place, the makeup artist said that there was nothing to change, at most the eyebrows were slightly lowered.

The custom-made formal suit was also delivered at this moment. Xie Yanxing changed his clothes, and when he went out, he bumped into Que Rong who hurried to look for him after changing his clothes—the silver hair that female insects always hang down naturally was combed half to the back of his head at this moment. The rest are also shaped, seemingly random and fluffy, but each strand is exquisite.The golden eyes stared at him deeply, the collar of the shirt was unbuttoned, and the overall appearance was a word of madness, like an unruly swinger.

Xie Yanxing smiled at him, his lips were red and his teeth were white, his black eyes were full of smiles, like a clear spring in a lake disturbed by an immortal in his spare time, ripples spontaneously.The well-groomed black hair and white slim suit make him look extremely noble and proud. His shoulders are broad and his legs are long. His shirt is buttoned up to the top. His strong abstinence makes people want to tear apart his gentle and easy-going appearance. check it out.A small golden feather collar clip is dotted on the chest, and the whole person seems to be a born nobleman.

"You're handsome, Major General Que Rong." Xie Yanxing continued to smile.

Que Rong's Adam's apple moved slightly, and he opened his mouth. In the end, he didn't say a word, but stood silently and firmly behind Xie Yanxing, like a silent knight, guarding his king.

The Gray Gordon Castle Manor is located in the southwestern suburbs of the capital. Usually there are few insects, but tonight it is brightly lit and full of traffic.Luxury cars drove into the gate one after another, and there were chattering and laughing worms everywhere.Several teams of well-trained military guards patrolled closely, protecting the place in a watertight manner.

After repeatedly checking the admission letter, the guards at the gate finally put the strange male Xie Yanxing into the manor.Que Rong is very grateful at the moment because the special appearance of the male in the back seat has attracted most of the guard's attention, thus ignoring him who is driving. To say the least, the time would have to be doubled.

Although it will be a matter of time before his identity is revealed—because every vehicle that enters the venue will stop at the main entrance of the castle, and countless media will point their guns and short cannons at the protagonist walking out of the car, and then those who attended the dinner party In the bright spotlights and the sound of taking pictures, the insects will step on the red carpet under their feet and slowly enter the castle like a popular star.

"Don't want to show your face in the public media?" Xie Yanxing saw Que Rong's agitated expression in the rearview mirror, "It's just right, I don't want to, can you tell them not to shoot?"

Que Rong raised his hand to open the glove box, and took out two half-section masks from inside. There were no fancy and colorful feather accessories, but a simple black and white metal mask with some fine lines carved around it. Get ready, "Wear this, the customary rule is to refuse the media to take pictures."

Xie Yanxing chose the black one, "Will they be obedient?"

"Females can't do it, but they must listen to what the males say." Que Rong clasped the white half-section mask on the upper half of his face with one hand, "Otherwise the male protection will sue them for infringing on the rights of the males."

"Hehe..." Xie Yanxing put on his mask, "The male identity is really useful."

After a short exchange, the speeding car with the newly-pasted star and night purple film stopped smoothly at the center of the castle entrance. Que Rong got out of the car with his head down, stretched out his hand to straighten his tie and the hem of his suit, and casually put the car keys on the car halfway. Toss it to the boy who came to take his place.

The strange, handsome and tall female attracted the attention of all the media, but unfortunately the half-section of his face showed the default rule of refusing to be photographed, and the media put down the camera angrily.Only a few small media eager to be popular still held up their cameras in the corner, thinking that if it was just a female, it would be okay to leak two photos secretly.

But soon, their cleverness was ruthlessly shattered.Que Rong walked half a circle from the back of the car without haste, walked to the left rear seat, and respectfully opened the door for the bugs in the car.

A pair of long legs wrapped in slim trousers stepped forward, and white leather shoes were spotted on the soft red carpet. The next second, Xie Yanxing bent down and stood up from the car. His short dark hair immediately pushed the atmosphere to a climax , the gasps of the media present continued one after another. They were holding the guy they were eating in a daze, watching the tall male with a decent smile on his lips, and accidentally turned sideways, revealing the eyes under the mask. Like the hair, it is also pure black, like the starry sky on a midsummer night, as deep as a black ocean, and like an invisible abyss.

"It's black-haired Xiongzi again, what's going on today?" "Is it Jing Minghui Xiongzi this time?" "No, no, the person standing next to him is definitely not Lanhe." "Who is this? Is there any other Xiongzi?" Is it black hair?" "Didn't you just go in with a black-haired male?" "Why is he wearing a mask..." "Why didn't he show the insect pattern? I want to see his insect pattern..."

Such and such whispers continued one after another, but Rong Rong thought that fortunately every female insect present at the banquet was forced to wear a minimum of ordinary-grade blocking stickers, otherwise the androgen of Xie Yan Xing would leak a little bit, and he would go crazy for a while Blockbuster.

Stared at by countless female insects with eager and crazy eyes, Xie Yanxing never had stage fright at all, because he clearly knew that these insects had no malicious intentions, but the female insects' natural fascination and pursuit of male insects.Even if there is, the female behind him will protect him with incomparably strong strength.

Shepard seemed to have been waiting at the door for a long time. As soon as Xie Yanxing appeared, he immediately walked out from the corner, and made a polite invitation gesture to him.

The males watching were even more excited. This black-haired male is actually related to the little male of the president's family?

"I've been waiting for a long time." Xie Yanxing said politely, and Shepard shook his head immediately: "No, your seat is at C19, please follow me."

The main venue of the banquet is the very spacious main hall on the first floor. At the front is the main stage of the auction. The auction has not yet started. Now there is a female worm singing a melodious song softly, and several female worms are dancing for him.The hall is surrounded by seats, two worms sit on a table, there are number plates and some melon and fruit snacks on the table, and there is an empty place to pick up meals in the center. Take a small piece of delicate snacks that are not enough to fit your teeth, while talking with familiar or unfamiliar worms.

All in all, it is a dinner party where communication is the main thing, donations are the supplement, and eating is not important at all.

"It's hard for you." Xie Yanxing suddenly whispered to Que Rong, who gave him a puzzled look, Xie Yanxing said with a smile: "Aren't you still hungry, I think you can eat a head if you open it ox."

Que Rong: "..."

Que Rong said with a cold face: "You have underestimated my professionalism too much. In this banquet, I will not eat or drink a sip of water from the beginning to the end."

Xie Yanxing laughed, and his laughter was like the morning sun on a winter morning, melting the dewdrops and splashing into the deep pool.Shepard glanced back at him, but said nothing.

After being seated, Sheppard didn't stay long, and quickly left. After all, he is really busy as the organizer.Xie Yanxing sat on his seat and glanced at the name card next door. It was not Jing Minghui, but a strange name——Han Yu.

The typical Chinese name attracted Yan Xing’s attention. He frowned slightly, opened the contact list of people on earth, and flipped through from top to bottom. Soon he actually found this name, but the other party didn’t live on the third planet. Is the resident of the second star.

Seeing the geese walking, Que Rong smiled with great interest, a little puzzled, and leaned over to ask, "Do you need to get some drinks?"

"Water..." Xie Yanxing was about to answer, when suddenly a burst of laughter came from far to near, interrupting his words. He and Que Rong raised their heads at the same time, and saw a black-haired male embracing left and right, each hugging each other. A handsome or glamorous female insect, whose bright insect pattern was completely exposed by the shirt with the open neckline, walked toward them talking and laughing.

In addition to the two in the arms, the male is followed by two females, both of whom are very eye-catching in appearance, holding the jacket, dinner plate and wine glass for the male docilely, with eyes full of love and satisfaction.

Seeing Xie Yanxing's hair color, the male was obviously taken aback for a moment, then narrowed his eyes, and said clearly, "You too?"