99% of males are human

On the way home, Que Rong spent the whole journey, laughing when he thought of Lu Sien's purple and green expression when he was blocked by Xie Yanxing, and couldn't help laughing even if he didn't think about it.

"Don't laugh..." Xie Yanxing patted the right knee of Que Rong's trousers worriedly, "Isn't it dirty? These clothes are precious."

"Tsk, you are such a bug..." Que Rong glanced at him helplessly, and then said boldly in a good mood: "After two months, when I return to the military headquarters and my assets are unsealed, I will pay you back three times the price." .”

Xie Yanxing turned his head to look at Que Rong's side face. The female insect had a high nose bridge, a smooth jawline, and a smile on her lips.He was a little taken aback by this sentence, and finally just smiled, looking at the rapidly receding lights and shadows outside the car window, he changed the subject: "You suddenly kneeled over and scared me."

"Where did you startle? I see that you are calm and composed, and you are especially used to other insects serving you."

"I'm mainly afraid that you don't think it's exciting enough, and you just keep licking my feet... Should I continue to act with you, or should I step on your face?"

Que Rong is not a clumsy worm, immediately: "Are you sure this is not what you want me to do? You are so perverted."

"..." Xie Yanxing.

It's rare to get a little advantage from the male, but Rong Rong's shoulders trembled from laughing. Fortunately, there is an automatic assisted driving in the car, otherwise Xie Yanxing would be worried that if he continued to laugh like this, the car would crash and people would die.

"By the way, that Krip..."

"You said you kept that glass of water, is that true?"

"Fake, at first I really didn't care about it..." Xie Yanxing said regretfully.

"Okay, but don't worry, he will still pay the price." Que Rong snorted coldly, "I can understand those female insects whose behavior is out of control because of instinct, but today he is completely deliberate murder, this habit The guy who will bully others must be taught a lesson...but it will take a while, it is not convenient for me to engage him now."

"...Well, thank you for your hard work." Xie Yanxing nodded, and suddenly laughed, "Without you, I might lose my virginity tonight."

"You are so special." For some reason, Que Rong talked a little more tonight, tapped his index finger on the steering wheel, and said casually, "Except for you, I have never seen any one who is unwilling to marry Jun. There are only males who can’t get married, and there are no ones who don’t want to marry... Of course, there are very few males who can’t get married, and even females who are impotent like Shepard are willing to marry. The key is your androgen And so... intensely sweet, more than five times stronger than other common males."

"With the male worms of Junshi, the attraction will not be so great, and there will be no females willing to take risks to marry. What's more, many females are now advocating the principle of "preserving scarcity rather than excess". The relationship between the masters is harmonious, their sex life is stable, and they would rather be single than married."

"Actually, most males are not afraid of being coerced by females. Just a month and a day of hard work can be exchanged for a large amount of capital inflow, which is a good deal for males.

Moreover, after the females married into the door, they made the males unhappy, and the more ruthless male master had a lot of ways to deal with domestic violence.Even with the expressly stipulated 30 days, they can still make Junshi so painful that he would rather divorce and endure a two- to three-year abstinence period than stay any longer; The married female worm also divides the energy of the male master. Under the double targeting, the situation of the female worm will be very embarrassing.

If they encounter cowardly males, they can't resist the females, and they will easily become depressed. If they can't be coaxed well, when the androgen dries up, it will be the females who suffer.In particular, the male protection society will also appear on the stage after hearing the news, helping the male worms to rectify. "

"That's why there are very few males like you who are particularly attractive to females, but are very moral, soft-hearted, and forced to retreat by females. Anyway, based on my shallow experience, I have only seen you."

"Krip's worm quality is extremely bad, but he is used to bullying the good and fearing the evil, so he has a good eye for worms. Even if you are sure that you have no background, no king at home, and you are not cruel, but you are not ruthless." Fragile, such a top-quality male is one in a million, so he can bully you vigorously, even dare to take love drugs." Que Rong snorted coldly, "It's a beautiful idea."

Having said that, he paused for a moment, feeling a little emotional: "Xie Yanxing, you always seem to be so special."

……

In the luxurious and safe villa, the hard-working little assistant Zi Nuo has already prepared supper according to the instructions of the host worm. The steaming three-square grid hot pot is bubbling, and the flavors are spicy, tomato and mushroom soup. He tentatively proposed the flavors of borscht, tom yum kung and sukiyaki, and got a bitter face from Zi Nuo: "Master, give me some time to study the recipe..."

Since the lord asked for a lot of fat cattle and sheep, and the funds given were sufficient, Zi Nuo was naturally relentless when he ordered the dishes. The table was full of all kinds of meat, and he enthusiastically said that it was free to eat. Still in stock.

Before returning home, Que Rong made a detour to buy a case of beer. By the time Xie Yanxing went upstairs to change, he had already put on home clothes and sat at the table with Zeno, his fangs pressed against the mouth of the wine bottle With a light knock, the bottle cap fell off, several times faster than Zeno's speed with a corkscrew.

"Master, do you drink?" Zeno asked enthusiastically, he had completely forgotten who was drunk and slept in the car all night three days ago, and the next day he washed off the insect armor tattoo in tears.

"I don't drink." Xie Yanxing smiled and shook his head, served himself a bowl of dipping saucer, and happily cooked the meat.

As soon as Que Rong changed his reserve of not drinking at the barbecue restaurant, he poured down a bottle of wine before his chopsticks moved. Xie Yanxing didn't drink, so he went to tease Zeno to drink. Xiao Yafei is a typical example of not drinking Knowing how much he can drink, when he is provoked, he will drink with ton and ton. When Xie Yanxing is almost full, Zeno is already dizzy and indistinguishable.

It was late and everything was quiet, only the dining room in the huge villa had a bright light on, driving away the endless darkness around.The hot air on the dining table is curling up, like the last bit of warmth in the cold world, simple and warm.Xie Yanxing glanced at Que Rong, who lowered his eyes, tapped his fingers rhythmically on the wine bottle, took a sip from time to time, and there were already crooked empty wine bottles piled up beside his legs.

Even though Xie Yanxing was already full, he still didn't leave the table, picked out some bean sprouts from the pot one after another, and sat next to Que Rong, chewing slowly.He waited quietly, with a gentle and calm expression, patiently waiting for the moment when the female next to him was paralyzed by alcohol as he wished, waiting for the clam shell to let go, revealing to outsiders that he was riddled with stones soft inside.

"...I," Quorong's voice was hoarse, like a thirsty traveler in the desert for many days, even though he just drank more than ten bottles of beer.He paused, his Adam's apple rolled up and down due to swallowing, and when he spoke again, it became much smoother:

"My female father is called Queqiong." He said, "It was the first female monarch of Jialan. During their 37-year marriage relationship, the female father gave birth to three females in total. My eldest brother Quefa, two Brother Que Zheng, and me, Que Rong."

"I don't have much impression of the female father, because shortly after giving birth to me, he died of illness... I only know that he is a very restrained, gentle, and good-tempered female. He is a college teacher, professor The most important thing is cooking and cooking classes. His life is going well, and he has a harmonious relationship with the male father. Although he did not give birth to a male, the three of us are all high-level females, and his position as a female is very stable. It's a pity it didn't last long."

"My male father is a typical man who does not care about raising children, so I was brought up by my two older brothers. Don't look at me when I was in the college. I was shy and timid when I was young. Little, I was bullied by Tao all day long...Tao is the male worm who said at the banquet that he wanted me to go home, and the cub of the second female monarch of Jialan."

Que Rong seemed to be really a little drunk, he leaned his head on the dining table while talking, and half closed his eyes to see the light and shadow flowing on the wine bottle.Xie Yanxing turned off the heat source at the bottom of the pot, got up and poured a cup of hot tea for each of them.

"At that time, my elder brother was in the early age of me, especially the elder brother. He hurt me the most. He was the most unsteady to be bullied by Tao. As long as I cried, he went to the pottery. If you can’t beat the high-ranking females, you can only complain to the male father.” Que Rong smiled, his eyes were as soft as ice and snow had just melted, and the sprouts were the tenderest green.

"The old man Jialan is also funny. If he says he doesn't care, he really doesn't care. The female cubs don't care, and the male cubs don't care. He doesn't care if I am bullied, and he doesn't bother to care if my brother bullies others. Tao also learned to behave later, no Dare to hang out in front of our brother again. He has a strong masculinity, and he still likes to control things, but he never dared to boss me around when the big brother is around. Although I have no female father since I was young, the male father also I haven't fulfilled my duty of care, but I haven't lacked love. My brothers have taken good care of me, even too much. They've made me more and more lawless..."

Que Rong grabbed the sleeve of Xie Yanxing's sleeve on the dining table, "You know, when I was in college, Teacher Ada once taught Randall a two-week class on the history of war. I don't like to listen to it." I just skipped class and asked another classmate to sign in for me. He found out and gave me a zero for my usual score. I was so angry that I stole his key, which made him unable to enter the dormitory door, and ended up sleeping in the door of the doorman. Room... At that time, Randall was the lieutenant general, the hero of the lieutenant general, not only that, Ida was also from a noble family on the upper planet, I made him sleep in the guard room..."

He smiled and shook his head, "The [-]-word review almost killed me."

Xie Yanxing let him grab his cuff with his thumb and index finger, and swayed around like a child. He clearly heard the relaxed and happy past from his mouth, but the corners of Xie Yanxing's lips never lifted...

Because there must be a turning point after this, a "but" that no one wants to hear, but it will definitely come.

Suddenly it began to rain outside the house, pattering on the window, adding some icy background sound to the silent night, the wind blew the leaves rustling, and Que Rong opened his lips again at this moment: "When I graduated from college In [-], my eldest brother told me that he had a male that he wanted to marry, a high-level male with wings, and the other party showed him his wings, and my eldest brother described..."

"Like a rainbow woven with clouds after the rain."

"The name of that higher male is..."

Xie Yanxing didn't know how to describe it, but Rong's tone of voice when he pronounced that name, if the hatred had substance, the entire villa couldn't hold a tenth of it, even if he dragged the other party out of hell and flogged the corpse a hundred times , cut into pieces and crushed into dust, he still can't let go of it.

"Chash."

"My second brother and I are very strange, because the eldest brother always hates males the most, and has always declared that he will be single for the rest of his life. He also said that if the two younger brothers are married, he is too lonely, so he will find a female to live with. But the eldest brother explained That is to say, this male is very special, very motivated and knowledgeable, has a clear pursuit of insect life, and only wants to marry a loving female for love. He has never been as superior, polite and gentle as other males, and because both of them are It’s an army worm, and they have a lot of common topics. Several times when he had problems at work, this male worm helped him solve them. The male worm also praised him for his good looks, and wanted to invite him to be his dance partner at the celebration party.”

"In fact, I have always regretted it," Que Rong closed his eyes, "I don't have a female father, but I have a female brother. When I have difficulties, I just need to go home and cry, and there will be insects to help me unconditionally... But, but... He doesn't have a female father, and he doesn't have a female brother. He only has two younger brothers who need his care and are only troublesome. He also has rough times, and he also has times when he feels helpless. He also needs There are worms to rely on... If I were smarter, sharper, and more sensible at that time..."

Speaking of this, he was suddenly a little dazed, and slowly looked at Xie Yanxing with a layer of foggy pupils, looking at this clever and keen male insect with a pair of black eyes that could always see through the heart of an insect, he lowered his head aggrievedly. Voice: "If you were me, you would be able to prevent this from happening..."

Xie Yanxing didn't know what he thought of, with a bitter smile, he shook his head and said, "How is it possible, you think highly of me..."

"The male father always doesn't care about our marriage. Whoever we marry depends on our ability and voluntary. In less than a year, Brother Chufa fell completely, married Chashi, and became his female monarch. Higher females marry higher ones. Male worms, it can still be regarded as cutting and climbing."

"At that time, I had just entered the military department, and I worked shifts on the five major planets. The longest record was four years without returning to the third planet. However, my second brother Zheng was also a military female. I was as busy as I was...

"I even told him about the news of the elder brother's death."

Xie Yanxing took a sip of the hot tea, the hot pot on the table was completely cooled, and a layer of sticky and congealed red oil floated on the surface, as if stuck in a person's throat, unable to swallow or spit it out.

"He died in the line of duty. He died in an operation to capture the fifth-star frontier star bandit organization. The military's bandit suppression plan was leaked for some reason, and the entire team was wiped out. The eldest brother is a high-ranking military female with outstanding military exploits." Well, the star bandits naturally hated him, even his corpse was devoured by wild dogs... I didn't even get his ashes."

"At that time, Quezheng and I were going crazy to avenge our elder brother. We wanted to go to the fifth star and kill all the star bandits at all costs. Chashi also expressed deep regret for this, and was in great pain. He died three months after Quefa Later, I told my male father, Jialan, that because I couldn't forget about Quefa, I couldn't think of food or tea, so I hope to marry Quezheng or one of me, so as to remember his deceased female monarch."

"Galan told him to roll."