99% of males are human

In the center of the huge floating screen, Jing Minghui looked at the person in front of him indifferently: "Ask me to borrow money...?"

Xie Yanxing sat on the bed in his pajamas: "300 million, it will be repaid in March, and the interest is up to you."

"March?" Jing Minghui turned over one page of the financial report on the other side of the floating screen, "Didn't you return to Earth in March, and you want to pay it back in RMB? What is the exchange rate?"

"But Rong returned. He was expelled from the military and his assets were frozen, but he needs money urgently these two days." Xie Yanxing blinked, "In the case of repaying the principal and interest, I can also send you a message ,How about it?"

Jing Minghui finally looked at Yan Xing with some interest: "What news?"

"You don't have anything to say to your parents, younger siblings?" Xie Yanxing took out a familiar small black rectangle from under the pillow, "I can take some photos for you for free, record a video, and go back Then send it to your family."

"Mobile phone? Did you bring it with you?" Jing Minghui hasn't seen this thing in six years. Compared with high-tech terminals, this thing is simply a tear of the times.

Xie Yanxing nodded, "Yes, it was winter vacation when I crossed, and I was dizzy from the wind and cold. I ordered a takeaway and looked at my phone while flipping through the keys. As a result, I suddenly felt dizzy when I opened the door, and I was caught off guard. I only brought a takeaway with me, and a mobile phone with only 25% battery left. It has long been out of power and turned off, and there is no place to charge it here, it is just a brick."

"..." Jing Minghui asked helplessly, "So you want me to invent and manufacture a mobile phone charger for you before you can take pictures of me and send messages to my family?"

"The point is, I don't know if the terminal will be able to travel back to the earth with me, and if it can continue to be used when it arrives on the earth." Xie Yanxing said, "No, can you just write a letter and let me take it away?"

"..." Jing Minghui bowed his head in silence for a long time, and when he spoke again, his tone was a little homely and timid, "Do you think, since I can never go back, do you still need to let them know that I am alive?"

Xie Yanxing smiled slightly: "Maybe you can put yourself in the shoes and think about it."

Jing Minghui's breathing was a little tight, and he pursed his lips: "If you are not afraid of being kicked out as a psychopath, you can contact my younger brother. He should be the most accepting of these gods and ghosts..."

"Ok, the deal is concluded, when will you transfer the money to me?"

"How did it happen?" When it came to transferring money, Jing Minghui suddenly changed his face, "You borrowed the money for a female I don't know well, and you won't pay it back until you leave the earth, how can you guarantee him Will you pay back the money as promised?"

"I asked him to write an IOU?"

"IOUs are useful? He is a high-ranking female insect that can only grow six eyes, and three Lanhes can't beat him. What can I do if I don't pay him back?"

Having said all this, Xie Yanxing still couldn't understand anything, and sighed amusedly: "Okay, if you have any conditions, just say it."

Jing Minghui showed a satisfied smile, "I can give the money, and I don't need to pay it back, but you have to do me a favor." With a swipe of his finger, he sent Xie Yanxing a plan, "In two days I will The company, sign a contract, and then take a few advertising photos."

"Ah?" Xie Yanxing was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that the shampoo ad that Jing Minghui mentioned earlier could not be found, "Is it the shampoo ad?"

"No, that one has already been photographed by a star. It is another spokesperson for Blue Whale's next season's main perfume. The house collapsed yesterday, and now there is an urgent need for other males to take it on top. If you don't care about these things, you may not know it. There is quite a lot of trouble on the Internet. The worm set run by the male star is a good and good hero. His princes and attendants are very satisfied every day, and they all love him. As a result, one of his females a day ago The waiter came out and posted a small composition, saying that after the star married them, he would not touch them at all, that he was impotent. All kinds of evidence are conclusive, and the fans will hammer it. It is useless if the Xiongbao Association intervenes."

Xie Yanxing: "..."

Xie Yanxing rubbed his chin: "Shouldn't celebrities be more attractive to single people? Why do you marry so many females when you're all impotent?"

"You are still a typical human thinking. In Zerg, male stars are always popular with females. There should not be too many, and there must be an appropriate degree." Jing Minghui glanced at the floating screen, "Of course, You are an exception, your androgen is too foul. How do you say, are you willing to cooperate with me?"

"... You said the main perfume of the next season, when will this advert be launched? After I leave?"

"Almost, in March and April, I can send you the finished draft first."

"Okay, it's fine if I go on after I leave." Xie Yanxing said, "Now I have enough people to strike up a conversation on the street. If I make a name for myself in an advertisement or something, I will be miserable."

"You're so beautiful." Jing Minghui laughed, "I'll see you the day after tomorrow."

Hanging up the communication, Xie Yanxing pushed open the bedroom door and walked downstairs quickly. Que Rong was sitting at the dining table eating supper. Zi Nuo rested his cheeks on his mouth and watched him profusely. Seeing that Yanxing was also coming downstairs, he quickly got up and asked, "Master." Worm, are you hungry too?"

"Well...I wasn't hungry at all, but if you ask me this way...then give me some fruit to eat."

"Okay." Zeno happily agreed, and went to the kitchen to cut a fruit platter.

Xie Yanxing sat down beside Que Rong, and Que Rong also finished eating the last bit of noodles at this moment, took out a tissue to wipe the corners of his mouth, and looked up at him.

"I don't know how to transfer money, you can do it yourself." Xie Yanxing clicked on the terminal, and faced Que Rong with the account interface where the money was already in place.The silver-haired female looked at the balance in the account in disbelief: "Master, what else can you not do?"

"Call me the lord if you have anything to do, and Xie Yanxing if you have nothing to do?"

"Master, lord, lord..." Que Rong yelled seven or eight times, without pretending to be polite, and generously transferred money to himself, with a quick and quick movement, and it was clear that he had received a lot of money, "Then I Go to Yan's Nest early tomorrow morning, master worm..."

He paused for a moment, thought for a while, and suddenly asked sideways, "Do you want to go with me?"

"Go to the swallow's nest?" Xie Yanxing was naturally very interested in this mysterious place, but: "I'm a male, is it convenient to go? Will it be dangerous..."

"No, it's even the opposite. It's very safe there." Qiao Rong said, "Absolutely neutral zone, no strife is allowed. Once you enter the place with the Swallow's Nest sign, you must keep the peace on the surface, otherwise the Swallow's Nest will be destroyed." It will definitely make him pay a price that he cannot afford, without exception. Of course, there is a prerequisite for Swallow Nest to protect all Zerg that enters his territory..."

"That is... to give money."

In another evening, the orange-red sunset lay lazily in the middle of the horizon, radiating the last ray of light and heat in a bored manner. Xie Yanxing was caught by the long song of birds above his head and looked up into the distance by chance, and the end of his eyes was also dizzy by it Dyed with a touch of warm color.

"Xie Yanxing, don't be distracted, follow up quickly."

"Okay." The person whose name was called lowered his head again, and followed the silver-gray-haired female in front of him step by step, shuttling through the winding alleyway.

Although Que Rong made it clear that the trip would not be dangerous, Xie Yanxing found a coat with a hood, put on a mask, and even found a pair of colored contact lenses to turn his pupils into amber.If it wasn't for how speechless Que Rong looked at him, Xie Yanxing would have wanted to wear a wig in the past.

"Why don't you stay at home, and I'll go alone." Querong couldn't help but said as he saw him busy up and down.

"No." Xie Yanxing, who is addicted to vegetables, immediately vetoed, "I must go."

After turning a few more turns, Que Rong finally stopped, turned around and said to Xie Yanxing, "Here we are...look here."

Xie Yanxing looked up in the direction of Que Rong's finger, and saw a simple black swallow engraved on a high corner of the mottled wall. With two scribbles, it outlined a lifelike goose under the eaves, spreading its wings and wanting to fly. fly.Que Rong whispered in his ear: "Remember this sign. If you encounter any danger in the future, you can seek shelter in the swallow's nest. As for how to pay the follow-up protection fee...it's up to you to figure out a way."

"I can't afford it, so I choose to wait for death." Xie Yanxing said with a smile, but Rong Rong also smiled: "I'm not promising, if I can't do it, come and beg me when the time comes, thinking about the old love, I will never die." .”

Continue to walk along the swallow sign, and a simple and small store appears in front of you, which is about the size of a milk tea shop that can only be delivered. There are some antiques such as vases, bracelets, and albums scattered on the wall. It doesn't look like you can have a business.A thin female worm sat at the front desk and played the terminal game with her head down. The sound was very similar to Xiaoxiaole. When she heard footsteps approaching, she raised her eyes lazily, "What are you doing?"

"Shopping." Que Rong replied very familiarly.

"Do you still have money, Major General?" The female smiled frivolously, obviously recognizing Que Rong's face.Que Rong ignored him, "Open the door."

"Cut, it's boring." The female pouted and patted a button under the table. The wall that was still intact opened an entrance that only allowed one person to pass through. Stand behind him and ask him to advance.

The female at the front desk immediately blew an ambiguous whistle, "Tsk, the big news about Major General Que Rong, I can sell it for fun."

Xie Yanxing paused for a while, raised his eyes and glanced lightly at the female insect. The gentle peach blossom eyes were sharp for no reason because of the slightly tilted angle. The female insect leaned on the table as if it had no bones. For an instant, the smile on his face froze, and he subconsciously stood up straight.

In the next second, Xie Yanxing withdrew his gaze, and everything was as fast as an illusion. After his figure disappeared into the wall, Que Rong also quickly got in and closed the wall, leaving only the female standing there inexplicably, sticking it with her hand. With hot cheeks, he gritted his teeth and cursed.

In Xie Yanxing's superficial impression of film and television dramas, information dealers should be a group of guys wearing black sunglasses, gold teeth, tattered vests and short jackets, and a long pipe in their mouths. Information sales centers must be black. Like a bar, a group of vicious people sat inside, speaking incomprehensible slang.

Unexpectedly, the interior of Yanchao looks like a very high-end and quiet leisure club. The decoration is minimalist, the outside is narrow and dilapidated, and the inside is full of space. It is so empty that Xie Yanxing does not know where these spaces come from.

The key is that there is not a single insect in such a large place.

After walking straight forward for a long time, Xie Yanxing saw a cold-looking female waiting in front of the road, and when they got close, he said good evening expressionlessly, with a flat voice like a robot bug, "Mr. Female, what do you need Yanchao to do for you?"

Que Rong stood in front of Xie Yanxing, and took out a red bag from his arms, with the secret box inside, "Check the location of a bug, and then check this thing."

"Okay," the indifferent female nodded, "please follow me."

Xie Yanxing was originally observing the surrounding environment, and heard that he raised his foot to follow, but the female insect at the reception suddenly raised his hand to stop him: "Only one insect can follow, male, please go to the lounge and wait."

Que Rong frowned: "There was no such rule before?"

"It was newly formulated by the young master." The female insect said respectfully but with a strong attitude.

"..." But Rong looked at Xie Yanxing helplessly, and Xie Yanxing looked back at him innocently like a stag trespassing on a wolf's territory.Seeming to understand what they were worried about, the host female immediately added: "This place is very safe, I think you are a regular visitor, female, so I can't understand better, please rest assured."

"Okay..." Que Rong nodded, "Master, wait for me outside, I'll go and come back quickly."

"It's okay, take your time." Xie Yanxing said with a smile.At this moment, another female appeared out of nowhere, with the same expressionless expression as the female who led the way just now, and said coldly to Xie Yanxing, "Male, please follow me."

Xie Yanxing followed him leisurely, watching him pass through several rooms without looking back. These rooms had no signs at all, no windows, and even the door locks were hidden in the wall, which looked completely white from a distance.

"Please come in, male." The guide insect opened a door for him. The interior of the room is also simple, with a sofa, a carpet, and a tea table. The female insect quickly poured him a glass of warm water, served him a stack of snacks and two books to relieve boredom. magazine, bowed respectfully to him again, said that if necessary, he could tap on the wall three times in a row to call him, and then exited the room. Not anymore.

It is really safe, Xie Yanxing thought, in order to prevent insects from breaking into the door, so there is no door at all.

He walked around the room and found nothing unusual.Finally sat on the sofa, took off the mask, did not use water or food, just squinted and stretched, and turned over the magazine.

Blue Whale is indeed a well-known international brand, and even the magazines provided by Yanchao have their advertisements. When Xie Yanxing saw a familiar name in a strange place, he couldn't help but chuckled softly, and leaned on the sofa relaxing back.But at this moment, he suddenly heard a very slight sound from behind, like the sound of a secret compartment being opened.

The key is not the direction of the door of the room.

Xie Yanxing's heartstrings tightened, and he turned around suddenly, and saw a crack in the wall that he had checked three minutes ago to make sure there was no abnormality. Soon, a door completely hidden in the wall was pushed open. , Silently, a long-haired female staggered out of the clothes clutching the neckline tightly.

His hair is silvery white with a hint of light blue, it grows to his waist and is tied casually behind his back.

"You are……"

Before Xie Yanxing finished asking, the female rushed towards him quickly, grabbed Xie Yanxing's shoulders, pinned the male who was about to escape to death on the sofa, and asked playfully, "Why do you... ...will be here?"

The breath of the long-haired female bug brushed Xie Yanxing's cheeks, his green pupils were half-opened like fog, and he looked at the bug in front of him in a daze. He tried several times to focus, but no matter how hard he tried, he failed .

Very typical performance of Qingchao.

"Uncomfortable..." The female body was weak, but the hand holding Xie Yanxing's shoulder was still as strong as iron. He lowered his head and sniffed the smell above the collarbone on the side of Xie Yanxing's neck. Although his eyes were blurred, he seemed to have confirmed the other party's identity , the voice became softer, "It's uncomfortable, please help me..."

Saying that, the female insect's eyebrows suddenly cracked, and a green pupil bulged out. The pupil was surrounded by red bloodshot eyes, and she spun and looked ferociously.

Once again, Xie Yanxing, who was facing the outside world, had goosebumps all over his body. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the female insect opening its mouth, full of fangs that were as sharp as a meat grinder, but what it uttered was a lingering sigh: "I That's all I beg of you..."

Seeing that the male insect still didn't respond, the long-haired female insect seemed a little angry, and opened her mouth to bite his shoulder.

Xie Yanxing's pupils shrank, what about safety? !