99% of males are human

Years of Zerg life has already assimilated Jing Minghui's thinking. Facing Huangyou's outrageous proposal of "taking an ostrich egg and pretending to be a bug egg", the reason why he objected was simply that the difference between an ostrich egg and a bug egg is very big , Ostrich eggs have rough eggshells, and insect eggs have delicate and white shells, which are not enough for camouflage and will wear through.

He didn't even question whether his pure human grandfather would faint from fright when he saw the two of them hugging an egg and introduced him as a great-grandson; Creatures with a male appearance can actually give birth, whether it is the birth of mammals or the birth of oviparous animals, it is very outrageous.

Xie Yanxing, as a "dead" public figure, hastily arriving at Jing Minghui's company must be too risky. In the end, everyone made a decision and decided to fly directly to the Jing family's luxurious giant manor. As for the elite atmosphere Mr. Jing wanted, It can be realized through the scene of him working in the study, not forgetting his work when he goes home, which shows his dedication and diligence.

Ever since she knew that Xie Yanxing was going to record a video for Jing Minghui's relatives on earth, Lanhe had not had a good night's sleep.He bought a bunch of new clothes overnight, and thought out a hairstyle. He even contacted a makeup artist early this morning to draw a scheming makeup for himself. When Xie Yanxing got off the plane, he felt a golden light all over his body. The peacock flamboyantly floated over with a stiff posture, and greeted them nervously: "Xie Yanxing Xiongzi, Major General Que Rong, thank you for your hard work today."

"Just thank him." Que Rong yawned, "I'm useless."

After arriving indoors, Xie Yanxing took out his mobile phone and turned on the recording function, and asked Jing Minghui to say hello to the camera.The chairman, who was planning how to record and edit the video just now, suddenly turned into a quail in front of the camera, holding back for a long time until his face turned red and he didn't say a word.

Que Rong sat paralyzed on the sofa, drank the lemonade brought by Lan He, and complained, "Will you cry again in the next second?"

"Hush." ​​Lan He put his index finger on the center of his lips in a serious manner, signaling to Rong Shenyan, "My hero is very thin-skinned."

Que Rong smiled, yawned again, moved to the corner of the sofa in the living room, watched Xie Yanxing's busy back, closed his eyes and began to catch up on sleep.

In the end, Jing Minghui admitted that he really didn't have much talent as an actor. In front of Xie Yanxing's camera, he pulled out a painful smirk as if he was sitting in the interrogation room, 'confessing leniently and resisting strictness'. He greeted the camera bluntly: "Grandpa, Dad, Mom, Jing Mingyao, Jing Chan... hello."

Xie Yanxing put himself in the shoes of Jing Minghui and thought that if he was Jing Minghui's relatives on earth, he would definitely feel emotional when he saw this video: Minghui, if you are kidnapped, you will blink.

As for Lanhe, it’s not like Jing Minghui’s family doesn’t want to enter the house, he awkwardly moves into the screen, calls Jing Minghui “lover” embarrassingly, introduces himself embarrassingly, so embarrassing that the whole worm Embarrassment was written all over from the strands of hair to the caps of the toenails.

The key point is that Jing Minghui, the general who was pulled out of the dwarf, was ashamed to laugh at fifty steps and a hundred steps, and plausibly instructed Lanhe how to smile and relax where the camera could not capture it.

"..." For the first time, Xie Yanxing felt that his suggestion seemed a bit outrageous, and he smiled helplessly, "If you forget it, you should write a letter...I always feel that after watching this video, your family will be more worried about you current situation."

Jing Minghui: "..."

Jing Minghui: "Is it really that bad?"

"It's really so bad." Xie Yanxing nodded mournfully, "Minghui, at the product introduction meeting two days ago, weren't you still speaking in front of the live broadcast camera in front of the Zergs of the entire galaxy? Calm?"

"Can this be compared to now? On the one hand, I am introducing the company's new products to a group of strangers, and on the other hand, I am introducing my new life and my wife to my relatives who I have been with day and night and haven't seen for more than eight years. Which is more important? , You can tell it at a glance." Jing Minghui sighed, relaxed his body and turned his head to drink a glass of water.

Suddenly, he remembered something, walked into the study with the quilt in his hand, and took out a small and exquisite gift bag from inside, "I forgot this when I met you last time... just before time travel, my sister's birthday is coming, I made a detour to the store to pick up this necklace that was custom-made for her in advance and put it in my pocket, but I didn't expect that Worm Star would wear it with me."

Jing Minghui opened the bag, and took out a jewelry box from inside. Inside the box was a cherry blossom golden diamond and pearl necklace. The white pearls were soft and lustrous, and the crystal clear diamonds shone brightly, like the sun and the moon. .

"The receipt and certificate are under the bag. When you go back, bring this to my sister Jing Chan. One is to complete my three-year-late birthday gift, and the other is to add credibility to your words."

Xie Yanxing nodded and stretched out his hand to accept it, but at this moment Lan He suddenly thought: "Xiong Master, you only give it to... my sister? I have prepared a gift, will my brother feel unbalanced if he finds out?"

"...??" Jing Minghui, who hadn't thought about this kind of problem at all, paused for a moment, and then swiped his pen: "Then bring him the latest holographic game console on the market. It just doesn't need to be connected to the Internet. It can be played on a single player on Earth.”

Xie Yanxing had just solved the problem of charging his mobile phone, and at this moment he raised a soul question: "...Have you ever thought about the problem of charging game consoles?"

"...The research and development department must develop a two- or three-hole 30V charger conversion plug within 220 days."

"..."

"Then here comes the problem again." Que Rong, who was sitting neatly in the corner of the sofa to sleep, opened his eyes at some point, "I brought presents to my younger siblings, so what about your father, mother, and grandpa?"

Jing Minghui: "..."

In the evening, Xie Yanxing went there empty-handed, and returned with a huge suitcase, which was filled with Mr. Jing's love for his family. Professor Lanhe also wanted to give something, but he couldn't think of anything suitable. I can't wait to go back to his research room, take out two local ship-borne missiles for Xie Yanxing to bring back to Earth, as a gift for him to the Jing family.

"How many things can you take across?" Jing Minghui stood next to his personal worm ship with his chin in his hand, thinking to Xie Yanxing who was boarding the spaceship, "Can you bring a transition ship back to Earth? "

Xie Yanxing couldn't laugh or cry: "Then why don't I put my hands on the ground when I cross, and return to Earth with the whole third star?"

Que Rong, who was placing the suitcase, suddenly turned around and asked expectantly, "Is that okay?"

"...Of course not."

……

A few days later, they came to Yang Meng's house, and it was Zou Qing who opened the door.

Since knowing that Xie Yanxing made an appointment to record a video at Yang Meng's house today, Zou Qing immediately took a day off with his Asian female boss, and went to Yang Meng's house in advance, determined not to miss this extraordinary excitement.

"Record a video for you too?" Xie Yanxing asked with a smile, "I wanted to contact you next time, but now you are here, do you want to record together?"

"Okay, okay, my video is simple, I can come now." Zou Qing said excitedly, "Have you started recording?"

Xie Yanxing quickly turned on the recording function of his mobile phone, and after an OK comparison, Zou Qing waved his hand at the camera naturally: "Long time no see, grandpa and grandma, it's been more than a year, how are you doing?"

"Is grandpa still spending all day in his carpenter's room? Let him rest more. At such an old age, I don't expect the chopping boards and wooden stools he made to sell for five or ten yuan to support myself. Be careful of dust and inhale it. Lung cancer in the lungs is not good..."

"What happened to the rabbits raised by grandma? Are they litter after litter, or have they been drowned by grandma long ago? And her kind of succulent that covers the entire balcony..."

"I'm doing pretty well now. I work as a waiter in a coffee shop. The work is very easy. The boss and other employees take good care of me..."

"I miss you so much, but the situation here is too special. I'm afraid I won't be able to go home in the future, and I won't be able to contact you. But don't worry about me, I'm safe, have food, shelter and friends. Wife... It's a little difficult, it depends on the situation, if I can overcome it in the future... Forget about this, by the way, my aunt..."

Zou Qing thought of what to say, and talked to the camera, naturally and smoothly, completely different from a certain chairman who was stage frighted when he touched it. Xie Yanxing was tired of lifting the phone, so he let Zou Qing hold it by himself, and recorded it for himself. , Zou Qing was not too polite, picked up his mobile phone and sat on the sofa, chatting eloquently for an hour, his video alone took up a full 10G, which made Xie Yanxing's mobile phone memory only 64G worse.

"Uh, why don't I re-record a more streamlined one?" Zou Qing felt a little embarrassed after realizing it, and Xie Yanxing shook his head, "It's okay, Jing Minghui's video is short, and Yang Meng probably won't be able to say a few words. Han Fu even told me not to bring it, his house is already empty.”

As he expected, Yang Meng and Jing Minghui in front of the camera looked like they came out of the same mold. They were at a loss and couldn't speak clearly. They said they wanted to take a picture of her studio, but when they opened it, it was so messy that it was impossible to set foot in it.

"The outside is cleaned by Nanfeng, so it's very clean and tidy, but I'm afraid I won't find anything in the studio after he cleans it up, so I don't let him move, so, that's it..." Yang Meng covered his hands in grief. She frowned, "My mother will definitely call me sloppy again."

"Xiong Lord..." Nan Feng was about to comfort him, when Yang Meng quickly waved his hand and said, "You called me wrong! Call me wife."

"Old, old..." Nanfeng always felt that the meaning of this address made him very shy, and his face turned red before he mumbled his lips and said, "Wife, mother..."

Yang Meng: "..."

Yang Meng: "Hey, old man."

Xie Yanxing bent over with a chuckle at the side, but Rong suddenly woke up from a light sleep, glanced sideways at Yanxing, and naturally stretched out his hand to straighten the collar behind his neck.

"Why do you always look sleepy recently?" Xie Yanxing asked suspiciously, he turned to look at Que Rong who was sitting next to him, "Did you sleep well at night?"

Since returning to the third star, they went back to their respective rooms to sleep separately.This was not what Xie Yanxing meant, but it was proposed by Que Rong on his own initiative, and he went back to his room that night with great mobility and no regrets.

Although Xie Yanxing was strange, he didn't force it.Perhaps it is to adapt to parting in advance, so as to save the day when Xie Yan walks and feel at a loss again.

"Xia Juan." Que Rong smiled, "Recently life is too peaceful and peaceful, I'm so bored."

"It's not a good thing to say that." Xie Yanxing strictly forbade, "Otherwise, I will cause you some troubles in the next second."

Que Rong still smiled: "What do you want to eat tonight?"

"..." Xie Yanxing was successfully taken away from the topic by him. There is no other reason, but Rong is really an excellent cook. His skills are so good that Xie Yanxing gained six catties in just half a month. Lots of bean sprouts and kelp."

"I'll cook another chicken soup for you."

"It's late to go back, is there time?"

"If it's too late, drink it at supper time." Que Rong leaned closer to Xie Yanxing's ear, "You have to drink it all without leaving a drop, and eat all the chicken, otherwise Huangyou will definitely come to steal it, I don't want to be cheap he."

Xie Yanxing's smile deepened, his brows and eyes curved: "Okay."