99% of males are human

Qi Nuo was also straightforward enough to guess as he said, and dared to guess any desperate reasons except impotence, and even some Xie Yanxing showed expressions of "so it can be like this".

Although the Upper Planet Secrecy Bureau did not explicitly require Xie Yanxing to keep the secret of the time travel, it only said that it should not be passed on unless necessary.As a person on Earth, he will inevitably reveal his flaws more or less during the two months that he spends day and night with Cho Rong and Zeno.But it is impossible for him to bluntly say that he is an alien right now. Whether Rong and Zeno can accept his identity is a matter of opinion. Even if he accepts it well, he will not want to sleep tonight. drown him.

Que Rong in the fitness room listened to Zeno stalking him for 10 minutes, but didn't get a single piece of valid information. He understood that Yan Xing was a guy who seemed easy to talk, but in fact he didn't leak anything at all.He decided to give up looking for the reason why the other party didn't marry the king's servant, and concentrate on exercising.

But he wants to be quiet, but there are insects who can't see his peace.As soon as Que Rong stepped on the treadmill here, a call from an unfamiliar number over there killed——

"Hello Que Rong, this is the irregular supervision and inspection team of the Xiongbaohui..."

Que Rong hung up the communication and blocked the number directly.

When he was still affiliated with the Space Force, his behavior style was so rebellious, and the most unbearable thing was being controlled.Later, he was expelled from the military because of something wrong, and many high-ranking males forced the Xiongbao Association and the government associations to sanction him collectively, freezing all assets under his name, and making him unable to find any jobs. During that time, it was true. He suffered a lot, was very frustrated, and acted a little cautiously, similar to being a worm with his tail between his legs.

But today, he has a job again, and he won't starve to death!Que Rong pulled Hei Xiong Baohui's hand without trembling.

For dinner, Qi Nuo showed off his skills and made five dishes and one soup. Three of the dishes were made according to the recipes dictated by Xie Yanxing, and he made what he called his hometown dishes—sweet and sour short ribs, fried eel and corn with pine nuts. The soup was Vance Tofu Soup.Zeno's knives are excellent, and he did it well for the first time.

The other two dishes were free to play with Xie Yanxing's permission, and Qinuo made his favorite mango mixed with fresh snails, and asked Que Rong's opinion for the other, and roasted a whole chicken for him.The staple food is rice, and Xie Yanxing personally called the names, saying that if he didn't eat, he would die.

At the dinner table, Xie Yanxing warmly invited everyone to eat together, but Zeno repeatedly refused to say how the female worm could eat at the same table as the main worm, but when he turned around, he was sitting at the table unceremoniously like a piece of wood and picked it up. As for the chopsticks, Zeno hesitated again and again, and finally complied with the male worm and put them on the table.

Xie Yanxing did not hesitate to praise Zeno's craftsmanship, but he would never touch the so-called Zerg famous dish mixed with mango snails.All kinds of fancy words made Zi Nuo's face flush, and he wished he could rush to the kitchen to fry twenty hard dishes.Que Rong's face was cold, and he didn't smile at all after tasting all the dishes. Then he broke off a chicken leg for Xie Yanxing without saying a word, and asked Qinuo if he wanted to eat it. After getting a negative answer, he ate it on the plate with the roast chicken up.

"Wow, Xiongzi, you are so powerful." After hearing about Xie Yanxing's several adventures in the past half a month, Zi Nuo was amazed. It’s amazing! I was trapped in the basement twice and escaped by myself, I feel like I can’t do it as a female..."

"Uh," Xie Yanxing blinked, "Isn't the word deprivation a bit strange...?"

"It's not losing your virginity, what is it?"

"...Come on, that's losing your virginity..."

Que Rong went to the kitchen to fill himself a bowl full of rice.

"Wow, Major General Que Rong, you are so powerful. You still don't get fat after eating so much." Now everyone looks up to Zeno. If you eat a little bit, you will become fat, with meat on your stomach and arms..."

"I'm not a major general, call me Que Rong." Que Rong gave him a heavy look, then tapped the edge of the dish with a spoon: "Are you still eating?"

Xie Yanxing, who has always eaten less, is still struggling with chicken legs. No matter how delicious the food is, there is nothing he can do. Zeno, who is on a diet to maintain his figure, naturally refuses.Seeing that both the male and the sub-female shook their heads, Que Rong immediately dunked the rice into the small soup, then poured the eel shreds and corn into it, and ate it in big mouthfuls.

Although he eats fast, he eats elegantly. While Qu Rong is eating, Zeno, who has a hundred thousand whys in his mind, suddenly asks: "Xiongzi, since you lived on the upper planet before, why did you come to our third place?" What about planets?"

This time, Xie Yanxing did not evade the question, and replied with a smile: "Because I have many fellow villagers on the third planet."

Before he finished speaking, he said excitedly again: "You reminded me that I was too busy to take care of myself because of safety issues before, which delayed my original intention of coming to the third planet, but now that I have Que Rong to protect me, then I can definitely come to visit fellow villagers Put it on the agenda."

Xie Yanxing has always been amazing in action, so he immediately called out a small address book from his optical brain, which contained about 30 names, and said to himself: "Let's find someone to move around first... ..."

This is also the address book given to him by the worm from the Security Bureau, which records the contact information of all the humans who traveled from the earth to the worm star. Probably because of the special experience, almost all the visitors from the earth are very happy to establish contact with other earthlings.

It was only then that Xie Yanxing realized that there were so many people who had the same experience as him, and it was because of this that he chose to go to the third planet with the largest number of Chinese people to spend the rest of his life after half a month of research on the space-time storm factor in his body. of two months.

Without hesitating for a long time, he chose an unlucky earthling, and fiddled with the bracelet terminal with great interest for a long time, and finally asked Zino in distress: "Where is the place to send text messages? Also, help me download a handwriting software, this The keyboard is too difficult to use, I can't type..."

Zeno: "...???"

Que Rong licked the last grain of rice in the bowl, and his stereotype of Xie Yanxing's "a primitive worm that came out of which village" deepened by one meter.

"You...can't...type...in the terminal...?" After finishing speaking, Zeno wondered whether his tone would hurt the heart of the illiterate Xiongzi. Fortunately, Xie Yanxing didn't seem to care at all, and he was not ashamed Nodding his head, Zi Nuo hurriedly made amends, pulled the floating screen and explained nicely: "I have never used handwriting software before, so why don't you click on this little bee-like software, and then drag the other party's identification number here Come on, if you don't know how to use a keyboard, you can input by voice...but the other party's name may not be recognized accurately, how about I type his name for you?"

"Okay. Just write..." Xie Yanxing thought for a while, "Dear Mr. Jing Minghui, hello."

"gentlemen?"

Xie Yanxing didn't even turn red, "The dialect I speak here means Xiongzi."

"Oh, what a special dialect...Respect, yes, Jing Minghui..."

Xie Yanxing corrected him from the side: "You didn't type a single word correctly. The song of the scenery is the song of birds, and then the hui next to the word sun."

Speaking of this, he wondered for the umpteenth time that the Zerg Galaxy, a place that is completely different from the solar system, has a common language that is [-]% similar to his mother tongue, but it is because Chinese is the most widely spoken language. The keyboard is not an English keyboard, nor is it Wubi, but an input method unique to the Zerg. Xie Yanxing looks dizzy when he looks at it.

His scattered thoughts were suddenly interrupted by a very abrupt scream, and when he looked up, he saw that Zeno's eyes widened, and he screamed like a frightened groundhog: "Jing Minghui???"

Que Rong piled all the dishes into the sink and almost washed them. Now he came out of the kitchen frowning, and brought the hot water prepared by Zeno to Xie Yanxing, and said impatiently: "You are surprised what to do?"

"Jing Minghui, Jing Minghui." Zeno had already lost his language ability, so he could only point to the floating screen with his finger, repeating the reason why he was so shocked.

"Which Jing Minghui?" Que Rong also felt that the name was a bit familiar.

"Which other male is named Jing Minghui?" Zeno said incredulously, "Jing Minghui, the richest man on our planet, is a legendary wealthy businessman. I don't know his name, but the blue whale always knows it? My wallet is this brand." ” He excitedly ran to his bedroom, and took out a small wallet the size of a palm, on which were lined up a pattern of blue whales with simple lines, “I gave it to Xiongzhu for his birthday, and I begged him for a long time…”

"..." Looking at the pink and tender wallet in front of him, Xie Yanxing couldn't understand the aesthetics.

After drying the wallet, Zeno hurriedly hid the wallet like a dragon hiding treasure, and said with sparkling eyes: "Xiongzi, you actually know him?!"

"..." Xie Yanxing thought for a while, "I don't know each other now, but I know each other after sending a text message."

Zeno: "..."

"After all, when fellow villagers see fellow villagers, their eyes are full of tears." Xie Yanxing smiled with crooked brows and eyes.

He walked to Que Rong's side without a word: "Are you sure...the richest man in the world can have such a fellow countryman who can't even type?"

But Rong didn't answer directly: "Perhaps Jing Minghui can't type either."

"It's possible!" Zeno felt that his vision had broadened a lot, "...there is a fart possibility!"

"Don't speak ill of me behind my back." Xie Yanxing knocked on the table pretending to be discordant, "Come and help me edit the text message."

"...Xiongzi." Zeno sat back in his seat in embarrassment, "If you are not a good friend of Jingminghui Xiongzi, then don't send him any messages rashly, he is... a bit weird, he hates men. "

"What?" Xie Yanxing repeated, "I hate men?"

"Yes, although he himself is a male, he hates other males very much." Zeno explained solemnly, "He once publicly stated that the males are a group of stupid, bad, social rice bugs that have been raised and disabled."

With great interest, Que Rong shifted his attention from the fruit after eating to understanding the face of the geese, wanting to see how the males would react to this.

"Really? It's quite daring to speak."

To Que Rong's disappointment, Xie Yanxing's expression didn't change a bit, as if he wasn't a male at all.He immediately continued to nibble on the apple without interest.

"And he seems to be misogynistic too." Zeno recalled, "After scolding the males, he scolded the females as a bunch of ignorant and vulgar slaves without the slightest bit of independent personality."

"Swearing so hard?" Xie Yanxing still had a calm expression on his face.

"Yes, a lot of powerful and powerful people who wanted to make friends with him all returned home, almost like they were swept away without giving any face." Zeno said, "Although I think it's really interesting that he is a maverick." Charming, but my hero hates him... But the quality of Blue Whale's products is very guaranteed, and many products are only available from this one, and there is no substitute at all. At the beginning, Xiong Baohui said that he should boycott him, As a result, due to the rise of blue whales in recent years, the economic development momentum of our third planet is almost catching up with that of the second planet, and Xiongbaohui suddenly fell silent."

"Didn't you say before..." Que Rong thought of something and even participated in the topic discussion, "Because he only married a female monarch and didn't want to serve any more, he was forced by the government to pay a large amount of taxes? "

Zeno nodded, "Yes, and then he raised the contract interest rate by 0.5 percentage points directly for the super-large spaceship yard to be built in the east that the government is planning to cooperate with Blue Whale, and the total asking price has increased by more than [-] million. The key point is that the Blue Whales are the only ones on the third planet who are capable of building this jump shipyard. The government signed the contract with tears in their eyes, and the tax money from the pit was doubled in an instant..."

"Excellent." Xie Yanxing smiled happily, "As expected of my fellow townsman, why don't you hurry up and write text messages for me, don't delay my friendship."

"..." Is the key here?

Seeing that Xiongzi couldn't make any sense, Zi Nuo had no choice but to bite the bullet and sit back in front of the floating screen, "Then Xiongzi, if you are rejected, or if you send the message to nothing, don't be sad... What are you going to post next?"

"Just send..." Xie Yanxing had a flash of inspiration, "Odds change and even stay the same,"

Before he finished speaking, he laughed and slipped under the table alone on the chair.Tuliuzino and Quorong looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing where the joy came from.