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Luo Yifei didn't expect that his unintentional few words could arouse such fighting spirit in Que Rong, Xie Yanxing could not help but ask: "Stop looking for your brother?"

"There is no news on the Internet, not even a worm with the same name." Que Rong shook his head, "If they can really survive, maybe they will meet each other by fate..."

It may be that the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, but since Que Rong himself chose the Buddhist system, Xie Yanxing stopped talking and lowered his head to focus on the upcoming final exam.

After spending an afternoon in the library, the three "ignorant" boys all said that they would reward themselves, and that they would eat dinner off-campus. They also said that there was a newly opened cafeteria. I strongly recommend Que Rong to teach the boss a lesson. .

Que Rong was silent for a few seconds, then slowly replied: "OK."

Sun Hong and Luo Yifei: "Hey! Apply what you have learned."

Shen Yize's mind was active, so he immediately called Qi Wan and Tang Xiaomiao and asked if they wanted to go out for dinner together.

"No more." Tang Xiaomiao said distressedly, "Qi Wan's ex-boyfriend is still wandering outside the school. Last time we went to the printing shop in the back street to print materials, he rushed up to stop Qi Wan. They had a big fight and were scared to death. me."

"What?! Didn't do anything?"

"He didn't do anything, Qi Wan didn't dare to say anything, but I feel that it might be the next time... Anyway, Qi Wan and I don't plan to go out of school again recently... Hey, self-help or something, eh, you guys Let's eat."

"Then... shall I bring you some fried noodles?"

"Okay!! Wanwan—do you want to eat fried noodles?"

After discussing for a long time, Shen Yize finally hung up the phone with a happy face, "Do you think Qi Wan...is interested in me, she asked me to bring her a fried noodle with sausage."

Facing four cards full of 'what the fuck are you talking about? ? ? ' face, Shen Yize said calmly: "Otherwise, why would she choose me to bring her supper instead of you?"

"That's right, she's interested in you." Luo Yifei hurriedly said before the others said, "Come on, tell me quickly, or it will be too late."

For people like Xie Yanxing, self-service is the most uneconomical option. Two mouthfuls of Xiao Pin will fill him up, and he prefers to eat vegetarian food. Fortunately, Que Rong is by his side to make up for the meat he didn't eat, and the boss paid a lot of it.

The five hunks ate for two and a half hours, and they were satisfied. Before leaving, Shen Yize still yelled to make a detour to buy supper for his baby Wanwan.As for Que Rong, of course he didn't forget about his business, he strolled around and Xie Yanxing took a walk to digest food, then turned around and led someone into the convenience store.

At first, Xie Yanxing didn't realize it, he picked out tomorrow's breakfast slowly, and when he put it at the counter to check out, he saw Que Rong raised his hand and threw a small box in, and looked sideways at him, without saying a word.

The cashier was keenly aware of the unclear and ambiguous atmosphere between the two, and immediately scanned the Biyun sleeve into the computer with a blank expression, and asked how to pay after quoting the price?

To be honest, there are a lot of young couples near the university, and I occasionally bump into a few same-sex couples, but there are not many who are as eye-catching as the two in front of me, and there are even fewer who can go out to buy safe pottery together so calmly.

As soon as he got home, Xie Yanxing was immediately pushed into the bathroom by Que Rong. After being washed by others, he went into the bathroom again. Warm the quilt and rolled in.

At one o'clock in the morning, Que Rong casually put on a pair of trousers that he didn't know whose name it was. He pulled on his slippers and ran to the restaurant to drink water. As a result, he aimed his gun at the hand that hadn't trembled for half an hour. I can't even lift it up.

"Que Rong..." Xie Yanxing shouted from the bedroom, "Bring me a cup."

"Cough, cough, cough..." Que Rong replied with a hoarse voice, "Do you want to drink cold water, the hot water will have to wait for a while."

"...It's okay if it's cold, I'm so thirsty."

Que Rong drank a whole glass of water, stood for a while longer, and then returned to the bedroom and handed the water glass to Xie Yanxing, who was leaning on the bedside and panting.

Xie Yanxing's hand was also a little unsteady, but Que Rong simply squatted down to feed him, and smiled while feeding him, "Master, do you like cold water?"

"Hmm..." Xie Yanxing choked for a while, but couldn't find anything to refute, so he just continued to drink water with his cup in his mouth.After half a glass of water went down, he finally had the strength to take the glass by himself and sip it in small sips.

But Rong's gaze inadvertently saw Xie Yanxing's red belly until now, and he smiled and stretched out his hand to pat lightly: "Why is the temperature still so hot? If it doesn't go away now, it won't swell up tomorrow, right?"

Xie Yanxing immediately covered the quilt up to his ribs, and said angrily, "You idiot."

"I already know how to control myself," said Que Rong, "Didn't I just stop if you told me to stop?"

"Have you stopped?" Xie Yanxing narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"I stopped, but you didn't." Que Rong said sternly.

"..." Xie Yanxing gritted his teeth, recalled all the details before, and blushed a little, "In that case, how could I stop...?"

"That's it." Que Rong proudly said, "The human shell is still uncomfortable, when we return to the insect star one day..." He leaned over to Xie Yanxing's neck and whispered a few words, and Xie Yanxing immediately pinched his cheek , "How long have you been planning these schemes?"

"Of course it's been planned for a long time." Qu Rong said with a smile, "You don't know how attractive you are. In the insect star, no female insect can resist you. Even I have to admit that if it wasn't for my will If you are tenacious, if you only act on instinct, you will probably have been 'stained' by me for countless times."

"So do you on Earth." Xie Yanxing also smiled, "Have you noticed that you are very attractive to human beings. But this is normal, after all, you have too many advantages to count."

"You mean when I was in the library in the afternoon, someone came to ask for my contact information?" Que Rong thought for a while, "Is that person a man or a woman?"

"...female." Xie Yanxing roughly understood why Que Rong was so confused when he couldn't distinguish between male and female on the insect planet.

"Oh." Que Rong finished the remaining sip of water in the cup, and said distressedly, "It's really hard to distinguish the gender of human beings."

A week later, all the courses of this semester have ended, and most of the people in the school have been soaking in the library since they woke up in the morning, and stayed until the library closed before going back.

Que Rong's itinerary was a little different from theirs, he basically only stayed in the library for half a day at most, and the rest of the time he went to buy vegetables to cook for Xie Yanxing.Jing Mingyao has successfully exchanged [-] grams of extremely high-purity gold into cash and transferred it to Xie Yanxing's account, and said that he can accept as much of this kind of thing as he has.Xie Yanxing had never been so rich, but after teaching Querong how to pay with his mobile phone, he let him spend whatever he wanted.

Quorong's random spending was to buy a rice cooker, an oven, a whole set of high-end knives, and a pot.

"Your family used to have a lot of effort to cut onions with a knife." Que Rong complained.

As for the time in the library, Que Rong showed his talents as a master. While learning English, he also borrowed a lot of documents related to history and ancient poetry. He turned to the article "Flying down three thousand feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way falls nine days" At that time, he clicked his tongue: "So you used the poems you memorized in the second grade of human elementary school to pretend to be aggressive?"

"It's fine when the costume is ready." Xie Yanxing said with a smile, "Do you care what grade it is in?"

Because Que Rong's cooking skills are so good, Shen Yize, who can't stop eating, has gained three catties in two weeks. Xie Yanxing only eats Que Rong's cooking, and Shen Yize also eats from the cafeteria. He took a few sips of what Que Rong sent, and went to the education cafeteria in the afternoon to get some snacks for a while, and soon he gained a lot of fat around his face.

"Aren't you here at noon today?" Seeing that it was already meal time, but the silver-haired man with 'virtuous' engraved on his forehead didn't show up, Shen Yize asked suspiciously.

Xie Yanxing closed his pen with a smile, "He was fooled by the grocery shopping aunt in the morning and bought a pig's large intestine and two pig's trotters. There is no pressure cooker at home. He is having a headache in the kitchen. Wechat asked me to eat in the cafeteria at noon and eat in the evening. Come home and have dinner."

"...Then can I—"

Xie Yanxing told him with innocent and pure eyes that he couldn't do it. After all, when he came home every day, Rong Rong's usual opening remarks were, "Xiong Lord, should you eat first, take a bath first, or eat me first?" '

Eat first, and eat him after the meal.

Take a bath first, and eat him right after washing.

Eat him first, then don't even think about eating...

"Bring you some overnight leftovers tomorrow."

"The leftovers from the previous night? As good brothers who have been close for three years, you only give me the leftovers from the previous night?" Shen Yize told Xie Yanxing in words with a straight face. .”

In the evening, because he was stopped by a classmate of the same major to ask some questions, it was already dark when Xie Yanxing left the school, but there were also three WeChat messages urging him to go home, and he could copy the newly bought ones if he didn’t go home again. The stance of the kitchen knife charging into the library.

Xie Yanxing took a detour, bowed his head and gave Editor Que Rong a WeChat message that he would be home in 3 minutes, telling him not to worry.

But at this moment, he suddenly heard the girl's crying faintly, Xie Yanxing stopped with frowned, his figure pressed against the wall of the alley, and he held his breath to listen carefully to the source of the sound.

Soon, the crying turned into a scream, and the tone was very familiar.Accompanied by the roar of men yelling not to cry.

It was Qi Wan and Tang Xiaomiao.

And there is far more than one man with them.

Xie Yanxing did not hesitate, and immediately sent out a location on WeChat with a light tap of his finger.

He didn't find it funny until after posting. When he encountered danger, he didn't immediately think of calling the police. Instead, the prophet would dismiss him, as if everything would be fine as long as the former army female arrived.

Without hesitation, Xie Yanxing immediately lowered his head and pressed the alarm call, but at the moment when he was about to call out, a man suddenly appeared from behind him, snatched Xie Yanxing's mobile phone, canceled the call, and stuffed the mobile phone into his pocket.

"Don't meddle in your own business!" the burly man threatened.

His voice caught the attention of several people on the other side, and immediately a thin, energetic guy in leather pants and a red down jacket popped up and asked, "What's wrong?"

"There's a mouse here secretly calling the police!" The strong man grinned unsightly, then gave Yan Xing another look, "Get lost."

Of course, Xie Yanxing couldn't leave, he frowned, like a nerd who was stupefied with reading, he clutched the strap of his schoolbag with both hands, and said word by word: "Give me back the phone, it's mine."

The strong man probably hasn't seen such a fool who doesn't know what to do for a long time, and he aggressively pressed Xie Yanxing: "What is your thing? You asked me for something? Say it again, you asked me for something?"

Xie Yanxing was so frightened that he took two steps back, then turned his head and ran. The key point was not to forget the exit of the path, but he rushed to the place where the gangsters were the most. In front of the courageous Qi Wan and Tang Xiaomiao.

"Xie Yan Xing!" Qi Wan exclaimed.

Tang Xiaomiao was crying with tears in her eyes, sobbing and unable to speak. Qi Wan was better than her, but she was obviously trying to pretend to be calm.

For some reason, Xie Yanxing thought of the scene where he rescued Zeno at the Insect Armor Festival, but fortunately, these gangsters should not be interested in his lower body this time, and it would be difficult to suddenly pull out a gun from somewhere.

Qi Wan's ex-boyfriend seemed to be giving an impassioned speech to Qi Wan before, but at this moment he was suddenly interrupted by a man who trespassed, and his expression was very bad: "Why is it you again? I have always seen you pestering Wan Wan before, Guan Wan Wanjiu is still pestering her to chat..."

Xie Yanxing: "..." When?Don't frame it!

The ex-boyfriend suddenly thought of something while talking, and said angrily: "Wanwan, you said you have another boy you like, you mean him?!"

"No, stop guessing!" Qi Wan was afraid that Xie Yanxing would be hurt, and quickly denied, "Anyway, I don't like you a long time ago, so please let me go!"

"Just because I've been in trouble? Are you looking down on me?" The ex-boyfriend stepped forward fiercely, "You have been admitted to college, but I haven't graduated from high school, so you look down on me? If I didn't ask my brother to stop me I've been with you for more than a week, don't you plan to see me in this life?"

"..." Seeing that her ex-boyfriend was agitated, Qi Wan could only suppress her anger and fear and comfort her, "Calm down, let's talk if we have something to say, my friend is innocent, she is very scared now, let her go first Let's go, okay?"

"No, good! Do you think I don't know? Every time I call you, she tells you to hang up. She is the chief culprit of destroying our relationship. If it weren't for her, you wouldn't break up with me .”

While the ex-boyfriend was immersed in his own world and talking nonsense, the pocket of the strong man's trousers who knew about Yanxing's cell phone was also shaking non-stop. Obviously, Que Rong had discovered something was wrong and was calling Xie Yanxing. The man was particularly dissatisfied and took out his mobile phone, and pressed the off button directly in front of Xie Yanxing.

"What are you looking at?" The strong man noticed Xie Yanxing's gaze, and pushed him very unhappily, "You just robbed my brother, didn't you?"

Xie Yanxing glanced at Qi Wan innocently, and explained in a low voice, "Qi Wan and I don't have that kind of relationship..."

"What isn't it? That's why you covet my brother's wife. I think you look wrong when you get here." The strong man pushed Xie Yanxing hard again, and the black and thick palm hit Xie Yanxing's shoulder.

Seeing the strong man getting bullied, he raised his hand and wanted to push again, Xie Yanxing didn't bother to bear it any longer, put away his obsequious expression, and said coldly: "Don't touch me."

"Hey!" The strong man widened his small eyes, "So what if I touch you?"

Before he finished speaking, Xie Yanxing directly picked up the schoolbag containing the entire English-Chinese dictionary, and threw it at the strong man, smashing half of the other's face.After swishing it around, he remembered that there was still his tablet in the bag, and he was a little distressed whether it would be smashed.

"If you touch me, I will fight back."

No one thought that Xie Yanxing would be so brave, usually gentle and smiling, his hands seemed to be unable to hold anything except a pen, and he dared to beat people in a group of eight or nine gangsters, with such strength, he could directly throw him in a schoolbag. Two men as strong as he fell to the ground.

But to be honest, it is easy to hit someone unexpectedly, but it is difficult to bear the subsequent revenge of other gangsters.

Qi Wan hurriedly yelled: "Don't stand still, run quickly."

The ex-boyfriend immediately yelled: "Qi Wan! You still say you don't like him!"

"So what if I just like him! He doesn't like me, so I'm not allowed to like him!" Qi Wan was already incoherent in a hurry, and she didn't know what she was talking about.

At this time, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps in the remote and uninhabited alleyway. Soon, a man with silver-gray hair in an apron broke into the crowd, looking for something anxiously as if there was no one else around, until his eyes touched the whole beard Xie Yanxing, who was not injured at the end, was greatly relieved and relieved, "I was scared to death... Didn't you say that this place is safe, you are very ordinary, and no insects will attack you?"

"It's not for me," Xie Yanxing pointed at Qi Wan and Tang Xiaomiao, "I met Qi Wan's ex-boyfriend by accident."

"Ex-boyfriend?" Que Rong turned his head in doubt, and frowned, "It's just such a small matter, it's been almost half a month, and it hasn't been resolved yet?"

Qi Wan listened blankly to the conversation between the two, always feeling weird, but she vaguely realized something, and her heart was pounding.Tang Xiaomiao felt the same as her. She sucked her nose and wiped away her tears. She was not so scared anymore, but instead had a strange sense of anticipation in her heart.

The ex-boyfriend looked around and saw that the gangsters he had summoned were all cautiously staying in place to observe, and said angrily: "Don't be fooled by him! He is just a second chair who was bought by others, and he only cooks and washes at home. Clothes mopping the floor or something! I see him carrying an insulated lunch box to find another rabbit master all day long, it’s so disgusting! Beat them up!"