99% of males are human

In the last two days of the exam week, Que Rong has been able to master the basic conversations such as Howareyou, I'mfinethankyou, andyou. He even specially found the English test questions for the sixth grade of elementary school. Xie Yanxing returned home after finishing the last exam. It happened that Que Rong was approving the test papers to the answers, and when asked, he still got full marks.

"Congratulations, you already have the English level of a ten-year-old human."

"..."

Most of the students packed their bags and went home on the day the exam ended or the next day, including Shen Yize, all his roommates, and Qi Wan, who he hadn't caught up to yet, and Qi Wan's roommate Tang Xiaomiao.

"Thinking that I won't be able to eat Que Rong's food for a month, I'm still feeling disappointed." Shen Yize rubbed the back of his head, "Why don't you two go back to my house together for the New Year's Eve."

Xie Yanxing: "So I just incidentally?"

Que Rong: "Do you use me as your cook?"

The two of you talked to each other, and successfully drove Shen Yize onto the high-speed rail as if he was running away.

After resting and preparing for nearly a week, Xie Yanxing took Que Rong on a self-driving journey across provinces.

Compared with Que Rong's superb driving skills, Xie Yanxing's driving skills are not good enough. He has not touched a car for more than two years. After three days of intensive rehabilitation on the road near the university, he was kicked out of the duck and drove on the highway. He was nervous. I didn't say a word to Que Rong the whole time, and when I stopped to refuel in the service area, my hands on the steering wheel were shaking a little.

"I told you to drive..." Que Rong leaned against the door of the car with a freshly bought sausage in his mouth, "As far as I can see, this thing is not much different from the car on Wormstar. Let me get used to it for 10 minutes. It must have driven more than you."

Xie Yanxing gulped down half a cup of warm tea, and finally calmed down, "No, you don't have a driver's license."

"It's fine if you don't get caught." The five-star major general uttered bold words that were probing on the edge of the law.

"What if you get caught?"

"Then I'll jump out of the car and run away." Que Rong narrowed his eyes, "Husband and wife are originally birds in the same forest, and when disaster comes, they will fly separately."

"..." Xie Yanxing wanted to confiscate Querong's collection of ancient poems purchased online, "Your little mouth is as sweet as honey."

"I think so too." Que Rong leaned his head into the car window happily, and kissed Yanxing with his lips full of sausage oil.

On a very ordinary day, they waited for Yang Meng's mother who was coming home from get off work with vegetables downstairs.Since then, this day has given a completely different meaning to a mother.

At first, Yang Meng's mother didn't believe it at all, she thought it was a new type of fraud, and almost yelled to call the police, but Rong couldn't come up with a way to scare Jing's family to frighten such a middle-aged woman, so she could only let Xie Yanxing go. He kept talking and comforting, and then took out his mobile phone to show Yang Meng's mother the video.

"We have no other intentions. We just want to tell you that Yang Meng is still alive, and then show you the video she recorded for you." After handing over the phone, Xie Yanxing immediately backed away one meter away, giving Yang Meng's mother enough sense of security .

Yang Meng's mother was still vigilant, but when the video actually started playing and Yang Meng's crisp "Mom" resounded in the corridor, Yang Meng's mother was suddenly taken aback and looked down at the phone screen.

Although far less "speakable" than that guy Zou Qing, after all, the opportunity to send news to the earth is rare. In addition to missing his mother, Yang Meng also talked for a long time. He talked about what he thought of, and Xie Yanxing also secretly filmed many clips of Yang Meng and Nanfeng getting along naturally, and the total length was 45 minutes.

Yang Meng's mother didn't dare to jump for a second. Gradually, she completely forgot the existence of two strange men at the entrance of the corridor. She also threw the vegetables and bags on the ground unknowingly, leaving only the palms in her eyes. On a screen as large as a small one, there is a young girl who keeps talking.

When Nanfeng appeared, Yang Meng's mother subconsciously frowned and said to herself: "Married? When did it happen? What about this child!..."

But seeing how Nanfeng got along with Yang Meng, she smiled knowingly again, watching Yang Meng let Nanfeng call her his wife, seeing her daughter's face rosy, laughing and hugging Nanfeng's arm to make him call her wife , Seeing Nanfeng's long body and handsome appearance, he blushed and said that he was going to cook.

The 45-minute video can be as short as an instant. At the end, Yang Meng is facing the screen, a little nervous and shy, but more of a strong homesickness and nostalgia: "Mom, I am Yang Meng, long time no see ...I have thought about whether to record this video, whether to disturb your life rashly...but Mom, I really miss you. "

At the moment when the video ended, Yang Meng’s mother’s tears also fell slowly. Women of her age would no longer cry loudly, and some only shed silent tears. She was very embarrassed to lose her composure in front of two young strange men. But he couldn't control his emotions at all: "Yang Meng, where is Mengmeng? Where did she go?"

Xie Yanxing took out the tissue he had prepared earlier and handed it to Yang Meng's mother, without saying a word, he just shook his head firmly.

"Is everything in the video true? Is she really having a good life?" Yang Meng's mother held the tissue tightly, "Which country is her...husband from? Is he a good character, and is he good to Yang Meng? ... Are you guys motivated? ... How did they meet?"

After a long silence, Xie Yanxing said softly, "Auntie, please rest assured, they love each other very much."

Yang Meng's mother looked up at Que Rong who had been standing not far away, she vaguely seemed to understand something, although there were still many questions she wanted to ask, but in the end she blurted out a crying curse: "This silly boy, Listen to what she said, what does it mean to disturb my life rashly? Who is disturbing? I am her mother... You tell her that mother will always be her mother, no matter what happens, she will always be her mother. If If you are not happy there, you can come back anytime, anytime..."

……

As for Zou Qing's grandfather, Xie Yanxing met him in the hospital.

But it was not a big scene at the time of death. The spirited old man was fishing outside. He was lucky enough to catch a big fish. In the end, he was so excited that he flashed his waist. When he said that there was news about Zou Qing, the old man once again Excited, the old waist was injured, and he lay on the bed watching Zou Qing's video.

Before reading a few sentences, the old man felt that Zou Qing's mouth was too loose to get to the point. He tossed the phone and said angrily, "What about others! Let him come and tell me in person, where has he been for the past two years? Do you know? How worried his grandmother and I are!! I must definitely see this stinking boy... At that time, see if I don't kill him!"

Xie Yanxing couldn't explain it, so he could only say that Zou Qing was in a special situation and couldn't return to China while abroad. He exchanged contact information with Uncle Zou Qing, sent the video to the other party's mailbox, and left the hospital in a hurry.

In the car, Que Rong watched Xie Yanxing sort out the newly recorded video on his mobile phone. The scene of the old man holding his waist and yelling to beat Zou Qing to death on the screen was really enjoyable. Can you find an opportunity to video? After graduation, you can become a photographer."

"I think I can be a courier after graduation." Xie Yanxing started the vehicle skillfully, "Okay, the nearest letter has been delivered, and the farthest one is next."

Gu Zhao lives in the prairie on Zongxing, and his hometown on the earth is also an endless prairie.

Xie Yanxing drove slowly. There was no daily destination. He could drive as far as he could in a day. If he was lucky, he could find Jing’s hotel and slept comfortably on the bed. If he was unlucky, he could only sleep The situation in the car also happened. After getting off all night, my back hurts. Of course, it is not only the reason for staying in an uncomfortable position for a long time after falling asleep, but also because of maintaining certain positions for a long time before going to bed.

In the middle of the self-driving trip, the two bought a luxurious two-person tent on the way on a whim, and pushed the cart together to go shopping, discussing whether to buy a bottle of expensive but useless car aromatherapy, and decided which expressway to go next Next, just to eat a beef soup pot that Que Rong is interested in.

At night, they lay in the tent, embracing each other to keep warm in the howling wind. The body of the female came in handy at this time, covering the sleeping bag like a stove, steaming, but it was a pity that the wings could not be summoned, otherwise Then he can wrap the two of them into a cocoon with his wings, and keep things extremely private in the cocoon.

Putting the last bouquet of white lilies on the cleaned tombstone, Xie Yanxing stood silently for a while, and left the cemetery with Que Rong.

"It's finally over...Fortunately, the mission was fulfilled...except for how many times the car has been wiped front and back." Xie Yanxing leaned tiredly and relaxed on the back of the driver's seat, and closed his eyes.Cho Rong stuffed a piece of hard beef jerky into his mouth and asked, "Where shall we go next?"

"Where do you want to go?"

Cho Rong clicked on his mobile phone to navigate - he is now very proficient in using any electronic device on Earth, including Xie Yanxing's tablet computer, "I want to go here, the seaside."

Xie Yanxing opened his eyelids and took a look, then pinched Que Rong's waist severely: "That place and here are really far apart, you black householder who doesn't have an ID card and can't take a plane. Do you expect me to drive you there again? "

"Okay, okay, where are we going?"

"Um……"

In the evening, they studied this question for several hours in the Jingjia Hotel in the city center: Where are they planning to celebrate the New Year?

"I want to eat dumplings." Que Rong said, "I also want to set off fireworks and post couplets."

"Do you still want to sing on stage?" Xie Yanxing said with a smile.

"...Is it not impossible?" Que Rong raised his eyebrows, "I have learned a new love song from your earth."

"What is it?"

"I'll sing it to you on New Year's Eve."

Xie Yanxing thought for a long time: "...Then shall we go home?"

"Didn't you say that you don't want to drive any more in the near future?"

"...Then is there a way to go home without driving?"

"..." Que Rong thought for a while, then asked, "Can Brother Jing on Earth send his private spaceship to take us back?"

"He shouldn't be able to."

"No promise."

……

Soon, their fairly serious discussion came to an abrupt end in an inadvertent misfire, without reaching any conclusions.

But after the incident was over, Xie Yanxing was half asleep and half awake, suddenly his breathing became disordered, he opened his eyes suddenly, and he had the answer.

He hastened to wake up Que Rong, who was already tired and asleep, "Que Rong, wake up!"

"...Huh?" Que Rong dazedly touched the tooth marks that were still hurting on the back of his neck, turned over and put his arms around Xie Yanxing's waist, and muttered, "Are you going to come again...? Why are you more energetic than me today? fine……"

"We're going back."

"..." Que Rong stuck him to Xie Yanxing's waist in confusion, but there was no response until Xie Yanxing repeated again: "Que Rong, at 7 o'clock tomorrow night, we are going back to Zongxing."

But Rong straightened up and said in surprise: "Going back? You have that premonition that you are about to cross again?...Why is it so fast this time? We have only been on the earth...less than two months?"

"Six months have passed on the insect planet, and the flow of time on the two sides is different."

"What's the pattern?" Que Rong frowned, "Why did you stay on Earth for ten months last time?"

Xie Yanxing shook his head, and thought for a while: "Que Rong, you have to be mentally prepared. If I accidentally travel alone and you are left on the earth by mistake, how will you live?"

Que Rong narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Then you have to be mentally prepared. When you come back again, you will find that the earth has been ruled by Zerg."

Xie Yanxing: "..."