Beauties, I'm straight!

Anyone who encounters this kind of thing will definitely find it difficult to accept it at the first time.

So I adopted a strange trick similar to that of concealing ears and stealing bells. I covered my head with the purple brocade clothes, shrank my body ghostly and walked out. I don't know where is outside.

Walking with your head covered is definitely one of the manifestations of stupidity, and it is the best kind.

The facts proved as follows, I rolled very high from the beginning to the end of a very long, very winding, very hard staircase with a gesture of much attention.

One word, cool!

I rubbed my buttocks and lazily stood up with my hands. I originally planned to play a lazy and handsome, but then I realized that I had become a woman, and I probably could only look like a mad woman in a mess.

I raised my head and looked around, only to realize that there are so many people here!

The environment here is very classical and elegant, and it doesn't look like an antique. The carvings on the tables and benches are extremely delicate, and even the stairs that I was lucky enough to roll over seem to be of great value.

Those people were all dressed up like ancient people, there were men and women, some were sitting and standing, there were women with heavy make-up, and Yingying Yanyan, and there were also gentle scums who shook folding fans and wore high hats, looking like animals, There are also five big and three thick, big men with thick backs, and...

Anyway, there are people of all kinds.

It's really all kinds of things, everything that one expects to find!

What makes me a little disturbed is that at this moment, their eyes are all focused on me, and there is no sound.

In order to drive away this uneasy emotion, I grinned at them, probably very ugly.

Contrary to what I expected, they turned their heads away so easily and continued their laughing and slapstick, or talking, which was nothing to me at all.

I seem to be self-indulgent, and I'm probably just a dead man, so I have to do my job well.

So I silently moved towards the door. I don't know why, but I didn't dare to take big strides, so I moved like squeezing toothpaste.

When I was about to successfully open the door and escape from here, I heard a man with his back to me saying: "Ying Kerong, little Lai San, who usually knows how to pretend to be a hypocrite after finishing his work, and then come out to show off, but today is the time to show off." So unkempt." Do hypocrites still pretend to be?This man is speechless.

The person who was facing me, but his face was blocked by the man opposite said: "Hey, you don't know this, big men don't care about trifles!" Words, it makes me sick to hear that.

But the person he said should not be me, I am a woman.

I bother!

I didn't care about so much anymore, I pushed open the two carved wooden gates, stepped out without hesitation, bounced and ran a few steps, then turned around and looked up, the signboard of this place is also so retro, Like a plaque, it reads: Qiao Sanchun.

It's an interesting name.

Thinking back to the alluring women in it, well, this should be a good place.

Then I slowly turned around with a wicked smile in the corner of my mouth.

The sight in front of me really shocked me.

Very big jump.

It turned out that not only the decoration style of that store is very classical, but the whole street here is full of ancient charm.

It's nothing, I can understand, after I was kissed by a man at home, I became a woman, and somehow came to Wuzhen, or Zhouzhuang, or the same reason.

But who can tell me why everyone here is dressed like an ancient person?

It's a silly question, is this a film and television base?Is it filming?

Then I would rather believe that my soul has traveled to ancient times, and I am still a woman, so it seems relatively normal, hahahahahaha...

I don't know what I'm doing, I wrap my head in clothes and run around like a headless chicken.

This should be a big city, rubbing shoulders, stumbling, hitting an unknown number of people, and knocking down a peddler selling candied haws on the roadside.

I don't know when I will run to the top, but I know that if I don't run, I don't know what to do, what to do, or even, who am I?

Running past the back door of a small mansion, a hand suddenly stretched out and dragged me in.

I staggered and fell a few steps, and finally stood firm, breathing heavily with exhaustion.

Taking a closer look, it turned out that the one pulling me was a little girl, petite and exquisite, wearing a blue and green half-arm waist-length skirt, made of ordinary cotton, with two braids on her head, and some hair hanging down her shoulders , with the same bangs as Shanshan, very cute.

She seemed to be a little worried, her eyebrows were slightly frowned, and her skin was fair and clear. When I met her big eyes, I was a little surprised because I had never seen such clear eyes. There may be such pure and clear eyes, which are not in the world, ignorant and innocent.

She suddenly stretched out her slender arms, grabbed my shoulder and shook, as if worried: "Miss, miss, what's the matter with you?" After speaking, she waved her palm to my eyes.

I finally came back to my senses and said "Huh?" in a daze.

Suddenly thinking of the time-travel drama that Shanshan loved to watch some time ago, every step of the way was startling, and I also glanced at it twice.

I suddenly grabbed her shoulders, quite forcefully and excitedly, and my eyes must have been very serious: "Now, only you can save me!" It is also an indispensable key supporting role, an important person who can explain to the protagonist the current geographical environment, cultural environment, and other aspects of the environment!

Thinking of being the protagonist again, I was unconsciously happy for a second.

She seemed to be frightened by me, and said a little frightened: "Miss, what's wrong with you!"

I opened my eyes wide and smiled at her, thinking I was very kind and friendly: "What's your name?"

She frowned suspiciously and fearfully, and looked at me with big clear eyes without blinking: "Miss..."

I was a little angry: "I asked what your name is!"

She immediately received: "Ningzhu!" The response was quick, and the name was mediocre.

I put on an original face, nodded slowly: "Oh~~ so your name is Ningzhu."

Ningzhu nodded obediently: "Well, Zhao Ningzhu, the master is kind to Ningzhu, and he didn't let Ningzhu change her father's name." She probably reacted suddenly, her facial nerves were a little tense, and her voice was a little crying: "Miss! You you ……What happened to you!"

I coughed twice, and then said with a playful smile: "Good Ningzhu, can you not call me Miss? I sound a bit awkward."

Ningzhu's small mouth suddenly grinned, smiling like a flower: "Hehe, Miss is fine! Miss, don't scare Ningzhu next time!" What's going on?Her expression clearly said 'you have been seen through by me'.

I was very puzzled: "What?"

She smiled triumphantly: "Got it, my lord!"

I was even more puzzled: "What what?"

She raised her small eyebrows and said softly, "Miss, you are the most individual lady in Chang'an." Why are these words so confusing.

and many more.

"Chang'an? You said this is Chang'an?!"

She was a little inexplicable: "Yes..."

"What year is it now?! Who is the emperor?!" In fact, I feel that this line is a bit familiar!

She trembled a little: "Han...the second year of Emperor Han Jing...."

I blurted out: "Is it Liu Heng's son?"

She was startled by me, she raised her hand like a mousetrap extremely quickly, put her index finger against her lips and "shh" me.

It was only then that I realized that I was too damn brave to call the first emperor by his name!TV dramas are harmful. I swear that I have never watched Beauty Scheming, but Shanshan watches it every day. After watching it, she still tells me the plot in my ears tirelessly. I couldn't bear to let her sing a one-man show so lonely, so I pretended to listen carefully, and occasionally I would express my thoughts and comments with emotions, but I didn't expect that I would really listen to it.

Suddenly thinking of Shanshan made my nose sore.

I thought about it, and this period of history seems to be quite harmonious. There was peace and prosperity, the people lived and worked in peace and contentment, and there were no wars.

It seemed wrong again, I suddenly remembered the Rebellion of the Seven Kingdoms.

I frowned nervously, stared into Ningzhu's eyes and asked, "Who am I?"

Ningzhu was probably a little incapable of accepting it, and her face was full of surprise.

I emphasized my tone and repeated: "Who am I?"

Her voice trembled a little: "Ying Kerong..."

It's okay, okay, I stroked my chest, it's not an important historical figure, it should be a safe account for soy sauce, but why does this name sound familiar?

……

"Ying Kerong, this little Lai San, who usually knows how to pretend to be a hypocrite after finishing work, and then comes out to show off, but today he is so slovenly."

"Hey, you don't even know this, big men don't care about trifles!"

……

I squinted my eyes and asked loudly: "What? Isn't Ying Kerong a man?!" Although I am a man, the body I occupy is indeed a woman's!

Suddenly I realized that the way I asked was not right, so I calmed down and said, "What? Am I not a man?"

Ningzhu stared at me for a while, then said after a long time: "Miss... you are pretending to be a man and even forgetting that you are a woman!"

I asked in confusion, "I'm pretending to be a man?"

Ningzhu nodded: "Yes, Miss is very handsome in disguise, she is one of the four beauties in Chang'an!" While smiling sweetly, she licked me from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top, the corners of her mouth were a little stiff : "Miss... why did you look like this today..."

I scratched my head and smiled cheekily: "By the way, who are the four beauties and the other three beauties?"

Ningzhu looked at me again with that surprised look: "Miss... have you really forgotten, or are you still playing with Ningzhu? The four beauties are all men except Miss! The reason why they are called beauties is Because their demeanor is even better than that of women!"

I stretched out my index finger and pointed to myself: "What about me?" I am better than a woman, so am I a woman or a man.

She chuckled: "Miss never dresses like a lady when she goes out. She always wears men's clothing, very handsome. In Chang'an City, there are only five people who know that Miss is a woman, master, madam, young master, and me."

She counted wrong!

I frowned, and while repeating her words, I counted on my fingers: "Didn't you say there were five? You only said four?"

I saw the corner of her mouth twitch, her eyes glanced elsewhere, and she was a little erratic, she must have a ghost in her heart!

I straightened her face, she rolled her eyes again, and I shouted: "Don't roll your eyes! Look at me!" She had to meet my eyes, flirting with me, and I continued to threaten: "Hurry up, there is another person who is who!"

It could be seen that she was very embarrassed, her face was flushed, and she held back for a long time before shouting: "Miss~~ I'm embarrassed to say it!"

Embarrassed to say?

In the darkness, two spots of coquettish and frightening purple light suddenly appeared in my mind, as well as the feeling of being so painful but unable to extricate myself.

I shivered involuntarily, and my lips felt a little dry.

She took a step forward and opened her mouth, as if she wanted to say something.

I quickly waved my hand, my expression was probably very painful: "Okay, okay, don't say it, don't say it..." Then I looked up at her a little weakly, with almost no facial expression, I felt serious enough: "Stop calling me Miss!"

If she calls me that again, it will make me think that my body is a woman, and then I will think of those purple light spots, and I will think of... nauseous...

The author has something to say: Haha, I love Comrade No. [-]!