Don't mistake a tiger for a cat
010 The only thing that interests me is money.
Although it doesn't look like it, but think about the causes and consequences of the swimming pool accident, and Lin Hezhen himself saw it with his own eyes. This bird can indeed resist fire, not to mention that it can't lie in the formation, so Lin Hezhen has a lot of doubts about its identity. There is no doubt, it's just that this kind of ancient beast has either passed away or ascended to the ninth heaven, and there are not many left in the world.
"Have you ever heard of—the court judge?"
Hearing this name, the bird immediately opened its eyes: "How do you know?"
The Imperial Judge, now called the "Centralized Handling Center for Issues in the Human World", has one master and four departments each performing their own duties, supervising the activities of those human monsters and ghosts practicing in the world, and will be dispatched immediately if there is a situation that endangers mortals.More importantly, those evil spirits who have committed crimes in the past are not recognized by the imperial court, and they will not be issued a "temporary residence permit in the human world". If they appear in the human world, they will be hunted down by the imperial court.
So since this bird knows the existence of Yupansi, it means that at least it will not suddenly appear in the world. Since Yupansi did not chase it, there should be another kind of past events that Meng Wei said before. statement.
Lin Hezhen pulled out the chain he was wearing from the neckline, and took out the white tiger pendant underneath to show the bird: "Do you know this?"
Jie Niao glanced at Lin Hezhen for a while and said, "The White Tiger Department is in charge of mortal cultivation, but your practice is probably not qualified for naturalization, right?"
"Oh, I caught you anyway!" Lin Hezhen retorted dissatisfiedly, "Why have you been trapped for so long with your skills?"
Hearing these words, the bird immediately lowered its head like a frost-beaten eggplant, apparently recalling some unpleasant past events.
Lin Hezhen knew that there must be something inside and didn't want to provoke it anymore, so he reached out and poked it on the head: "You have a good rest today, and tomorrow I will take you to the court judge."
"Hey!" Jie Niao stood up suddenly, flapping its wings and hopping, "Why didn't you ask me what happened?"
"Why should I ask?" Lin Hezhen pointed to his head with one hand and said with a smile, "I'm not interested in other people's affairs. The only thing that can interest me is money."
After saying this, Lin Hezhen's cell phone rang, it was a remittance notice, and the APP showed that his account suddenly had an extra [-].
"It's really generous." Lin Hezhen was very satisfied, and when he was in a good mood, he was willing to listen to the story, "Then you can talk about it, I'm sleepy too."
"You!" Jie Niao was so angry that the fluff on his body exploded.
"Forget it, I'm going to sleep."
"return!"
Lin Hezhen stretched out his hand and poked the bird to the ground: "Why are you so capricious, little thing?"
"His grandfather was not harmed by me..." Ji Niao sat down on the table, wrapping her wings around her body, leaving only her round head outside, "I have never harmed anyone... ..."
Lin Hezhen stopped talking, opened a bottle of Coke for himself and took a sip silently. This must be an unpleasant story, and he needs a little sugar to make up for it.
The bird is an unknown divine bird, because it is not as famous as the phoenix, nor does it shine in other myths and legends. Their body size is not strong enough, and it does not meet the setting of tall and mighty beasts. , so it has never attracted the attention of mortals.
For thousands of years, the number of birds has gradually decreased, and the changes in social forms have allowed mortals to continue to explore unknown areas and expand their scope of activities. At the same time, they have also driven away those native creatures that used to live in peace. The spirit beasts in the mountains either hid in the deeper valleys, caves, or abysses, or they could only hide their identities and mix into the mortal world.
In this way, the petite birds don't need very clever spells, and they can wander around the world in their original form, provided that they can resist blowing wind and breathing fire.
Little Green is a lone bird.
The territory of their tribe is occupied by mortals, and the patriarch is unwilling to expose their existence to cause greater danger, so he has no choice but to take his tribe to fly to other places with migrating migratory birds to find shelter.During the migration, Xiaolu lost his team and wandered alone in the mortal world. Fortunately, the patriarch once told them that the star official of the imperial judge had registered them in the register. If they meet mortals, they can ask the imperial judge for help. Xiaolu, who is single and single, wants to find the star official of the imperial judge in the mortal world to help her find the whereabouts of her clansmen.
However, the world of mortals is too complicated. Before Xiaolu found the star official of the imperial judge, he was almost fainted by the turbidity of the world. It has never learned how to disguise itself in the world, and it does not know How to protect himself from being affected by greed, hatred, ignorance, resentment and anger in the mortal world, he could only fly to the edge of the city with the instinct to survive, and happened to land in the courtyard of Meng's house.
Meng Wei, who has just entered elementary school, is still childish and playful. When he sees the little green flying by him, he treats it as an ordinary parrot. Meng Wei, who has never had a pet before, is very happy and sends someone to buy the best millet to feed him. Xiaolu, this made Xiaolu, who suddenly lost the company of her relatives, very dependent on him, and made up her mind to protect Meng Wei all the time before she found the magistrate. Anyway, its life span is long enough to protect him Follow Meng Wei until he finishes his life.
Meng Wei raised Xiaolu for a while, and found that it was always by his side and would not fly away, so he didn't put it in a cage at all.It doesn't matter to Xiaolu at all, because even if it is closed, it still has a way to open the cage.
So Xiaolu flew to the tree outside his classroom and squatted in the tree during the day, and guarded by his bedside at night, protecting little Meng Wei with her weak spiritual power.
Until one day, Xiaolu felt an evil spirit in Meng Wei, which made Xiaolu very disturbed. It wanted Meng Wei to escape, but Meng Wei was not a fruit or a stone, and it could not take him away with its small body. , not to mention that he is a weak mortal, how should he live when he leaves home?
Xiaolu doesn't want to escape alone, if she wants to protect Meng Wei, she can only defeat that bad thing!
But Xiaolu never expected that that bad thing would possess Meng Wei's grandfather!
When Xiaolu wanted to make a desperate attack with fire, Meng Wei arrived just in time. He stood in front of Xiaolu and shouted loudly: "Xiaolu, don't hurt grandpa!"
The thing borrowed Meng Wei's grandpa's face to show a proud expression, and then reprimanded Meng Wei, saying that he was greedy for fun all day long, learning old ways, and grabbed Xiaolu who was worried about Meng Wei's safety, and ruthlessly He fell hard to the ground.
As a divine bird, it would not be so easy to die, but the evil spirit was too filthy, which hurt Xiaolu's primordial spirit, and made it fall into a coma, unable to flap its wings anymore.
If it was in the mountains, Xiaolu could wake up quickly, find a thousand-year-old tree, and use its spiritual energy to mend her soul. However, this is in the city, and a lot of turbidity has accumulated in her body before. Only when the damage is added can it be completely knocked down.
Little Green didn't know what they would do with a bird that looked dead because it had lost its sanity.
Little Green didn't know what happened later, and she didn't know where she was after a long time. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself trapped. Her first thought was to know what happened to that bad thing. It didn't hurt Meng Wei, and then began to think about how to break out.
After listening to this not-too-complicated story, Lin Hezhen just finished eating a pack of fish-skin peanuts. Peanuts are paired with Coke, which is not suitable but at least it will not make the story boring.
"Meng Wei is fine, and now he has grown into a young talent." Lin Hezhen took out his mobile phone and searched, "Meng Wei said that his grandfather fell ill later and passed away not long after."
"Passed away?" Xiaolu looked up in shock, and was silent for a moment, "It must be the fault of that bad thing."
Lin Hezhen thought for a while and asked, "Since you can speak human language, why didn't you tell Meng Wei the truth?"
"He was just a little kid back then, and a bird suddenly opened his mouth to talk to him, wouldn't it scare him to death?" Xiaolu sighed, "Even if I wanted to say it, I couldn't say it, although I don't have much knowledge I don't know too many mortals, but our patriarch often says 'human monsters have different ways', and I don't want him to think that I am a monster."
"You were treated as a monster even if you didn't speak."
Lin Hezhen told Xiaolu the second half of the story he heard from Meng Wei, and added a sentence after finishing speaking: "Since that thing can possess a mortal body and drive a mortal body, it means that it It must not be an ordinary evil, but it didn't continue to harm people? At least Meng Wei escaped its claws and grew up safely. If it didn't have another purpose, it might have been dealt with."
No matter who took action to clean it up, if the evil spirit killed a person, there must be a record on the Imperial Judge's side.
"When I send you to the court tomorrow, let me ask about this by the way." Lin Hezhen yawned after finishing speaking, and without waiting for Xiaolu to say anything else, he picked up his phone and turned off the light and walked to the bedroom Go, leaving Xiaolu a bird trapped in the formation on the table.
"It's getting late, let's talk when we wake up!"
"Oh."
"Boom boom boom——"
Lin Hezhen sat up from the bed and yawned and rubbed his eyes, trying to wake up from the sleepiness. Because of the low blood sugar, he would have a short-term absent minded state every day when he woke up, and it would take a few minutes for him to regain clarity.
I slept so well last night, and I was not woken up halfway, which means that nothing broke in, but where did the cat hair on the quilt come from?
Lin Hezhen twirled the silver-gray cat fur. He went home yesterday, took a shower and changed his clothes before going to bed. Even if he teased cats and dogs outside, he couldn't bring them to bed!
"Boom boom boom——"
"Who is it!"
"Boom boom boom——"
No one responded, but the knocking on the door didn't stop.
Lin Hezhen looked at the ticking alarm clock on the bedside table, but it was only eight o'clock in the morning, not to mention today's Monday, the neighbors around were closed and closed, even if they came to open the shop, it was not so early!
Lin Hezhen pinched his fingers and wanted to do the math, but he couldn't count anything.
Then there is only one possibility, the person who came is not human at all.
The author has something to say: Hello, your God Realm Express has arrived.
Lin Hezhen: When did I order the express delivery? ... what is this?Hey, whose cat is this!
Your home.
Yinfeng: Aww~wow~
For the problem of Chapter 1, the web page is fine, but the APP does not know what is going on.I asked the editor, but I don't know what's going on, so I'll let you wait.Well... I am wronged, everyone, use the webpage to have a look!
"Have you ever heard of—the court judge?"
Hearing this name, the bird immediately opened its eyes: "How do you know?"
The Imperial Judge, now called the "Centralized Handling Center for Issues in the Human World", has one master and four departments each performing their own duties, supervising the activities of those human monsters and ghosts practicing in the world, and will be dispatched immediately if there is a situation that endangers mortals.More importantly, those evil spirits who have committed crimes in the past are not recognized by the imperial court, and they will not be issued a "temporary residence permit in the human world". If they appear in the human world, they will be hunted down by the imperial court.
So since this bird knows the existence of Yupansi, it means that at least it will not suddenly appear in the world. Since Yupansi did not chase it, there should be another kind of past events that Meng Wei said before. statement.
Lin Hezhen pulled out the chain he was wearing from the neckline, and took out the white tiger pendant underneath to show the bird: "Do you know this?"
Jie Niao glanced at Lin Hezhen for a while and said, "The White Tiger Department is in charge of mortal cultivation, but your practice is probably not qualified for naturalization, right?"
"Oh, I caught you anyway!" Lin Hezhen retorted dissatisfiedly, "Why have you been trapped for so long with your skills?"
Hearing these words, the bird immediately lowered its head like a frost-beaten eggplant, apparently recalling some unpleasant past events.
Lin Hezhen knew that there must be something inside and didn't want to provoke it anymore, so he reached out and poked it on the head: "You have a good rest today, and tomorrow I will take you to the court judge."
"Hey!" Jie Niao stood up suddenly, flapping its wings and hopping, "Why didn't you ask me what happened?"
"Why should I ask?" Lin Hezhen pointed to his head with one hand and said with a smile, "I'm not interested in other people's affairs. The only thing that can interest me is money."
After saying this, Lin Hezhen's cell phone rang, it was a remittance notice, and the APP showed that his account suddenly had an extra [-].
"It's really generous." Lin Hezhen was very satisfied, and when he was in a good mood, he was willing to listen to the story, "Then you can talk about it, I'm sleepy too."
"You!" Jie Niao was so angry that the fluff on his body exploded.
"Forget it, I'm going to sleep."
"return!"
Lin Hezhen stretched out his hand and poked the bird to the ground: "Why are you so capricious, little thing?"
"His grandfather was not harmed by me..." Ji Niao sat down on the table, wrapping her wings around her body, leaving only her round head outside, "I have never harmed anyone... ..."
Lin Hezhen stopped talking, opened a bottle of Coke for himself and took a sip silently. This must be an unpleasant story, and he needs a little sugar to make up for it.
The bird is an unknown divine bird, because it is not as famous as the phoenix, nor does it shine in other myths and legends. Their body size is not strong enough, and it does not meet the setting of tall and mighty beasts. , so it has never attracted the attention of mortals.
For thousands of years, the number of birds has gradually decreased, and the changes in social forms have allowed mortals to continue to explore unknown areas and expand their scope of activities. At the same time, they have also driven away those native creatures that used to live in peace. The spirit beasts in the mountains either hid in the deeper valleys, caves, or abysses, or they could only hide their identities and mix into the mortal world.
In this way, the petite birds don't need very clever spells, and they can wander around the world in their original form, provided that they can resist blowing wind and breathing fire.
Little Green is a lone bird.
The territory of their tribe is occupied by mortals, and the patriarch is unwilling to expose their existence to cause greater danger, so he has no choice but to take his tribe to fly to other places with migrating migratory birds to find shelter.During the migration, Xiaolu lost his team and wandered alone in the mortal world. Fortunately, the patriarch once told them that the star official of the imperial judge had registered them in the register. If they meet mortals, they can ask the imperial judge for help. Xiaolu, who is single and single, wants to find the star official of the imperial judge in the mortal world to help her find the whereabouts of her clansmen.
However, the world of mortals is too complicated. Before Xiaolu found the star official of the imperial judge, he was almost fainted by the turbidity of the world. It has never learned how to disguise itself in the world, and it does not know How to protect himself from being affected by greed, hatred, ignorance, resentment and anger in the mortal world, he could only fly to the edge of the city with the instinct to survive, and happened to land in the courtyard of Meng's house.
Meng Wei, who has just entered elementary school, is still childish and playful. When he sees the little green flying by him, he treats it as an ordinary parrot. Meng Wei, who has never had a pet before, is very happy and sends someone to buy the best millet to feed him. Xiaolu, this made Xiaolu, who suddenly lost the company of her relatives, very dependent on him, and made up her mind to protect Meng Wei all the time before she found the magistrate. Anyway, its life span is long enough to protect him Follow Meng Wei until he finishes his life.
Meng Wei raised Xiaolu for a while, and found that it was always by his side and would not fly away, so he didn't put it in a cage at all.It doesn't matter to Xiaolu at all, because even if it is closed, it still has a way to open the cage.
So Xiaolu flew to the tree outside his classroom and squatted in the tree during the day, and guarded by his bedside at night, protecting little Meng Wei with her weak spiritual power.
Until one day, Xiaolu felt an evil spirit in Meng Wei, which made Xiaolu very disturbed. It wanted Meng Wei to escape, but Meng Wei was not a fruit or a stone, and it could not take him away with its small body. , not to mention that he is a weak mortal, how should he live when he leaves home?
Xiaolu doesn't want to escape alone, if she wants to protect Meng Wei, she can only defeat that bad thing!
But Xiaolu never expected that that bad thing would possess Meng Wei's grandfather!
When Xiaolu wanted to make a desperate attack with fire, Meng Wei arrived just in time. He stood in front of Xiaolu and shouted loudly: "Xiaolu, don't hurt grandpa!"
The thing borrowed Meng Wei's grandpa's face to show a proud expression, and then reprimanded Meng Wei, saying that he was greedy for fun all day long, learning old ways, and grabbed Xiaolu who was worried about Meng Wei's safety, and ruthlessly He fell hard to the ground.
As a divine bird, it would not be so easy to die, but the evil spirit was too filthy, which hurt Xiaolu's primordial spirit, and made it fall into a coma, unable to flap its wings anymore.
If it was in the mountains, Xiaolu could wake up quickly, find a thousand-year-old tree, and use its spiritual energy to mend her soul. However, this is in the city, and a lot of turbidity has accumulated in her body before. Only when the damage is added can it be completely knocked down.
Little Green didn't know what they would do with a bird that looked dead because it had lost its sanity.
Little Green didn't know what happened later, and she didn't know where she was after a long time. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself trapped. Her first thought was to know what happened to that bad thing. It didn't hurt Meng Wei, and then began to think about how to break out.
After listening to this not-too-complicated story, Lin Hezhen just finished eating a pack of fish-skin peanuts. Peanuts are paired with Coke, which is not suitable but at least it will not make the story boring.
"Meng Wei is fine, and now he has grown into a young talent." Lin Hezhen took out his mobile phone and searched, "Meng Wei said that his grandfather fell ill later and passed away not long after."
"Passed away?" Xiaolu looked up in shock, and was silent for a moment, "It must be the fault of that bad thing."
Lin Hezhen thought for a while and asked, "Since you can speak human language, why didn't you tell Meng Wei the truth?"
"He was just a little kid back then, and a bird suddenly opened his mouth to talk to him, wouldn't it scare him to death?" Xiaolu sighed, "Even if I wanted to say it, I couldn't say it, although I don't have much knowledge I don't know too many mortals, but our patriarch often says 'human monsters have different ways', and I don't want him to think that I am a monster."
"You were treated as a monster even if you didn't speak."
Lin Hezhen told Xiaolu the second half of the story he heard from Meng Wei, and added a sentence after finishing speaking: "Since that thing can possess a mortal body and drive a mortal body, it means that it It must not be an ordinary evil, but it didn't continue to harm people? At least Meng Wei escaped its claws and grew up safely. If it didn't have another purpose, it might have been dealt with."
No matter who took action to clean it up, if the evil spirit killed a person, there must be a record on the Imperial Judge's side.
"When I send you to the court tomorrow, let me ask about this by the way." Lin Hezhen yawned after finishing speaking, and without waiting for Xiaolu to say anything else, he picked up his phone and turned off the light and walked to the bedroom Go, leaving Xiaolu a bird trapped in the formation on the table.
"It's getting late, let's talk when we wake up!"
"Oh."
"Boom boom boom——"
Lin Hezhen sat up from the bed and yawned and rubbed his eyes, trying to wake up from the sleepiness. Because of the low blood sugar, he would have a short-term absent minded state every day when he woke up, and it would take a few minutes for him to regain clarity.
I slept so well last night, and I was not woken up halfway, which means that nothing broke in, but where did the cat hair on the quilt come from?
Lin Hezhen twirled the silver-gray cat fur. He went home yesterday, took a shower and changed his clothes before going to bed. Even if he teased cats and dogs outside, he couldn't bring them to bed!
"Boom boom boom——"
"Who is it!"
"Boom boom boom——"
No one responded, but the knocking on the door didn't stop.
Lin Hezhen looked at the ticking alarm clock on the bedside table, but it was only eight o'clock in the morning, not to mention today's Monday, the neighbors around were closed and closed, even if they came to open the shop, it was not so early!
Lin Hezhen pinched his fingers and wanted to do the math, but he couldn't count anything.
Then there is only one possibility, the person who came is not human at all.
The author has something to say: Hello, your God Realm Express has arrived.
Lin Hezhen: When did I order the express delivery? ... what is this?Hey, whose cat is this!
Your home.
Yinfeng: Aww~wow~
For the problem of Chapter 1, the web page is fine, but the APP does not know what is going on.I asked the editor, but I don't know what's going on, so I'll let you wait.Well... I am wronged, everyone, use the webpage to have a look!
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