Don't mistake a tiger for a cat

Ms. Shen Ruohua, like many retired women, during the days when she was lying down to receive her pension, apart from dancing in the square, one of her favorite things was to travel around.

In order to cater for the needs of these customers, all major tour groups have special sunset red tour groups. Because the elderly have limited physical strength, the itinerary is relatively simple, and the price is relatively cheap, so the places are very popular!

Ms. Shen Ruohua, who successfully grabbed a two-person travel quota, took her husband Lin Zhanmo to end a pleasant trip. Just after the plane landed, before she had time to post it on Moments to show off, she saw a popular video. It happened that the protagonist of the video was very familiar to her, so a phone call Just hit it.

Ms. Shen Ruohua did not expect that after walking with her husband for only a week, their son would become an Internet celebrity. Ms. Shen Ruohua was extremely worried about whether there were any missing arms or legs.

"Mom, are you back?"

"As soon as I landed, I saw your heroic figure saving the beauty. Is that my future daughter-in-law? When will I bring you back to see her?"

Lin Hezhen raised his forehead, it's not surprising that this matter was caught by his parents, after all, his mother is the trendy middle-aged and elderly people who grow mushrooms and can post updates on Moments every day. It's not surprising to see this popular video, but " The illusory existence of "daughter-in-law" must be explained clearly.

"You have met that little girl, she is my neighbor next door, Xiao Lingling." Lin Hezhen explained the matter clearly with the shortest words, and at the end he did not forget to mention, "There is a reward for being brave enough to report fugitives!"

Sure enough, these words immediately attracted Ms. Shen's attention.

"Really? How much is it? Is it enough for the bride price?"

Lin Hezhen looked helplessly at the sky, it seemed that this was a difficult situation.

So Lin Tianshi, a young expert in exorcism and catching demons, was planted in the Wuzhi Mountain of his mother, so he had no choice but to go home immediately to visit his parents with the cat and the bird on his shoulders.

Lin Hezhen's father, Lin Zhanmo, is the second in the family. He has an older brother and a pair of younger siblings. As a result, he is very prosperous. If he goes out to play, he has to buy enough gifts, otherwise it will inevitably cause family conflicts.

When Lin Hezhen stepped in, he almost had nowhere to go. The exotic gifts scattered all over the place scared him into thinking that his home had become a gift packaging factory.

"How much did you buy?"

Lin Hezhen put the birdcage in the corner, and before he had time to regret not going home first to let go of these burdens, the cat on his shoulder jumped down and stretched himself.

Ms. Shen was busy sorting the presents, and seeing her son came back was like seeing a young man: "Come and help me put this on, your dad always pretends to be wrong."

Papa Lin felt wronged, those lipsticks, lipsticks and mascaras obviously look similar, so I really can’t blame me for pretending to be wrong!

Lin Hezhen walked over and neatly helped his mother pack up all the gifts from the three families, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

Ms. Shen took a photo with satisfaction and sent it to the family group, then threw the phone on the sofa, pulled her son and asked, "Did your cousin call you?"

"Cousin? No, does he need me?"

Lin Hezhen's cousin, Lin Yizhen, is the eldest son of Da Bolin's writer's family. He is the kind of "other people's child" in the legend. He has excellent grades since he was a child. This group of juniors are leaders who follow the lead.When he grew up, he was mature and prudent. After finishing his graduate studies, he seemed to have entered a large company, and he was on the rise all the way. It is said that he also talked about a very beautiful girlfriend.

Lin Hezhen and Lin Yizhen had a good relationship when they were young. When they were growing up, they concentrated on studying and spent less time playing together. Later, when they grew up and worked, they only met each other during the Chinese New Year and holiday parties. They rarely had personal relationships on weekdays. But if he wants to find himself, he can call directly, and there is no need to pass the message through his mother, so Lin Hezhen feels a little strange.

"Just now your aunt asked me in private if the protagonist of the popular video was you, and I said yes, and your aunt said that your cousin wanted to ask you something." Ms. Shen frowned slightly, "I think it's a bit strange, Didn't your cousin cause something?"

In fact, Lin Zhanmo and He Ruohua didn't support Lin Hezhen's going to become a teacher at the beginning. They only thought that their son might have lost his mind, but later Lin Hezhen used his own ability and facts to prove him If he is qualified for this profession and related work, his parents will no longer object. They only remind him to pay attention to safety and not to be brave.

This is probably also because of the inborn peace of mind of the people in Rongdu.

Other family members heard about it, but they all thought that Lin Hezhen was messing around. No one took it seriously. After all, it was after the founding of the People’s Republic of China. How could there still be spirited monsters? The only one who believed was the little cousin Lin Peizhen who was a nurse. .

"Then I'll call my cousin later and ask."

"also."

After Shen Ruohua finished speaking, he saw Yinfeng squatting at Lin Hezhen's feet, and exclaimed, "Do you have a cat?"

"Uh, I'll help others raise them for a few days."

"Come, come, give me a hug!" Shen Ruohua immediately put other things behind her, and said dissatisfiedly, "I wanted to raise a cat before, but your father said that raising one of you would be exhausting enough, so I won't allow it."

"I can't hold you now, I just had an operation yesterday." Lin Hezhen whispered while covering his mouth while stopping, "I cut off my balls, don't say loudly in front of it, small animals are very sensitive and fragile."

Shen Ruohua immediately expressed his understanding!

Yinfeng, who heard it clearly, gritted his teeth, the account kept snowballing, and he only waited for the moment when the knife fell to settle it one by one!

Afterwards, Lin Zhanmo and Shen Ruohua inquired about the incident in detail. After learning about Xiao Lingling's tragic blind dates, they both expressed shock and boasted of their enlightenment, and told Lin Hezhen that as long as they did not bring When a goblin comes back, it doesn't matter if it's male or female, after all, it's hard to find a partner in your current job.

Lin Hezhen couldn't help sighing that his parents' ability to accept was unmatched.

Shen Ruohua handed a gift to Lin Hezhen: "It's better to have a reason to come to the door. This is for your uncle's house. You just send it there for me."

Lin Hezhen looked at his mother who ordered him to evict, and said in disbelief, "You treat me like a coolie, and let me go without even letting me eat dinner?"

"Oh, we just came back," Shen Ruohua said without guilt, "Look at the mess on the floor, we'll eat a bowl of noodles later, you asked your cousin to treat you to a good meal !"

Lin Hezhen thought about it and it made some sense, so he left with a cat, a bird, and a large bag of gifts.

After confirming that his son had left, Shen Ruohua immediately changed his clothes, and said to Lin Zhanmo, "Let's go, go to eat early and don't need to queue up. I haven't eaten hot pot these days, and I feel like my mouth is tasteless."

Lin Zhanmo also nodded cheerfully in agreement: "Yes, the hot pot is still delicious, pack it up and go out quickly!"

You really deserve to be your parents!

Lin Hezhen, who didn't know the story behind it at all, went home under the scorching sun, opened the birdcage, and let Shen Yuan, who had been quiet all the way, come out to rest, and then prepared a bowl of water for Yinfeng. Yes, Lin Hezhen doesn't understand why a certain angle of inclination can protect the cat's cervical spine. Anyway, don't give it for nothing.

After taking a bath and changing clothes, Lin Hezhen saw that Shen Yuan was in a depressed mood and remained in the cage as if he hadn't moved at all, so he knocked on the cage and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Shen Yuan hung on the swing in the cage, maintaining a perfect balance: "I think he recognizes me."

"I think so too." Lin Hezhen recalled Meng Wei's reaction, "But since he didn't insist, he probably hoped that you could make your own choice."

"Well..." Shen Yuan shook her head, "I'm leaving next year, it should be better not to recognize each other."

Lin Hezhen didn't try to persuade him anymore, but just said, "There's something to eat in the refrigerator, if you're hungry, go get it yourself." After speaking, he picked up his phone and glanced at it. It was a message received on the way back. Lin Yizhen asked him to have a meal with him after work today, Lin Hezhen agreed, and now it's time to go out.

Before going out, he glanced at Yinfeng who was sleeping on the sofa again, thinking that it would be 24 hours before he came back at night, and he could be fed. According to Shen Yuan's current state, he can't even take care of himself, so he should wait for him to come back talk later.

"Be good, come back tonight and cook shrimp for you!"

Yinfeng, who had recovered a lot of spiritual power, looked up at Lin Hezhen, changed his position and went back to sleep.

Lin Hezhen was a little surprised to see the cat sleeping so peacefully: "Why can't you bark? You haven't barked since you came to my house. Is this normal?"

Yinfeng paused for a moment. As a tiger and a divine beast, although he can only temporarily live in the human world as a kitten with aggrieved attitude, he still can't act like a real kitten, let alone act coquettishly. It was called.

Suddenly, Yinfeng felt a burst of warmth in his head.

Lin Hezhen rubbed his head and scratched his chin a few times, Yinfeng sent his head out almost reflexively, wanting Lin Hezhen to scratch his head again.

"Meow~"

Who called!

"Hey, you still know how to bark!" Lin Hezhen said with a smile, "I can rest assured that you are at home obediently."

Yinfeng stiffened his neck, he couldn't believe it was his own comfortable cry!

But seeing Lin Hezhen turn around to leave, after thinking about it for a while, he still divided half of his consciousness into the white tiger seal. He was just worried that this man would forget to cook shrimp for himself when he came back late, not that he was worried that this reckless mortal would end up with him. It's at risk!

Unaware that he brought Lin Hezhen, the patron saint of the white tiger, to the shrine and lit a stick of incense: "Peace and safety, everything is going well."

Lin Yizhen's place of work is in the southern district, where there are science and technology parks and several administrative units planned by the government, and it is the most expensive area in Rongdu.

Lin Hezhen found a cafe to wait, while thinking about the reason why Lin Yizhen suddenly came to him. Most likely, it was related to his profession, and it was very secretive, at least something that could not be explained clearly over the phone.

That video was widely circulated, and I don’t know who broke the news about his identity. He didn’t directly say that he is a celestial master who catches ghosts and subdues demons, but that he is a feng shui master who can find dragons and acupoints, but that also attracted many people. Without people's attention, Lin Hezhen felt that he might have to go to Senshan old forest to see Fengshui for a long time.

"Boom—wow—"

what sound?

Lin Hezhen was startled by the sudden sound, and everyone else in the cafe stood up uncomfortably, looking around, trying to find the source of the sound.

"Look over there!"

"Oh, how did the glass break there!"

"No way, Low-E glass is not so fragile, it will shatter when it is exposed to high temperature."

"Maybe it was smashed by someone? Hey, look, which company is that?"

"Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, seventeen floors! It seems to be the company above us!"

"The technology company that makes environmentally friendly products?"

"Yes! It seems to be."

Lin Hezhen frowned, and a bad thought came to his mind. He counted with his left hand, and his heart sank. He immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed Lin Yizhen's number.

"Brother, are you alright?"

There was a brief silence on the other end of the phone, and then Lin Yizhen's voice came: "Guozi, can you come up now."

Hearing this childhood nickname, Lin Hezhen was in a daze for a moment, but he answered without hesitation: "Okay, I'll be right there."

Lin Hezhen hung up the phone and went to the cashier to pay the bill, then took out another 20 yuan and asked, "Can you change me some one-yuan coins? About ten will do."

The author has something to say: My parents are like this, don’t take me with you when you eat hot pot...