Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06364 - Verbose

I followed the advice of everyone in Shameng, and opened a candy house quota application area in Shazhuan, allowing those who are interested to get a number first, and indicate:

"Anyone can apply, but it's up to me to decide whether to approve it or not. I won't give it to anyone who doesn't like it. This matter is completely my own, and I don't accept any rebuttals."

"Those who have obtained the number, please arrive outside the candy house within the specified time frame, and stand on the jelly stand to undergo another screening. This time the screening is to check whether the number has been obtained."

"In addition to making reservations in advance, you can also come directly to the entrance of the candy house to try your luck. Because the guests who enter the candy house do not know when they will leave the candy house, so if the guests who get the number leave early or don't come at all, then there will be no one on site. No. personnel can also go to the jelly platform to apply for entry, and I can enter immediately after I approve it."

"When there are people on the scene who have obtained the number and the corresponding time of the number includes the current time point, these people who have the number have the priority to enter. However, if the time corresponding to the number does not match the current time, then even if they hold the number, they will still have the right to enter. Those without a number have the same access authority."

"As long as the number holders are near the candy house, I will notice and leave the jelly table open for these people. Only when there are no more people with the right number near the candy house, the jelly table will be open to people without numbers or The time of the number is wrong."

"If there are other rules, we will continue to add them."

Friends of Sabah:

"I just have a question: Why is Pei Lin so lengthy every time he announces the rules? Well, his own father is the elder of the Disciplinary Department, and Pei Lin himself is a frequent visitor of the Disciplinary Department, and he is also a student of the Library Pavilion. This young master can't learn from the Disciplinary Department." Are the rules concise and to the point?”

"Don't. Such a long-winded style is very good. If it is as cold and rigid as the rules of the Commandments, what do we people who are afraid of the Commandments think?"

"In order for everyone to understand, I really can't learn from the Discipline Office. I went from the Qi training period to the Jindan period, and I haven't learned all the rules of our Discipline Office so far."

"Actually, you are wrong to blame Young Master Pei. His style of narrating the rules may be that of the Discipline Department, but it is not the written style of Xue, but the interpretation style of Xue. It is the style of the Discipline Department when explaining the rules violated to the punished disciples. It's a broken feeling."

06365 - hold steady

"...The Disciplinary Department still cares about breaking the interpretation? Didn't they just throw a book of regulations for us to memorize?"

"Every sect is different. Yunxiazong may be more tender in this regard?"

"I am a disciple of Yunxia Sect. I represent myself. I have never received that kind of commentary treatment."

"Even if the Discipline Department of Yunxia Sect is not that caring as a whole, as the leader of the Discipline Department, maybe Elder Pei Ji would teach his son that way?"

"Break up and explain the rules of the discipline department to your son?"

"Then my son still keeps fouling? It is said that Yun Xiazong's routine punishment is not as bad as Young Master Pei has not endured."

"No matter how many routine punishments you suffer, it's a trivial matter. As long as you don't touch the bottom line rules, you are all good disciples of the sect."

Me: "Regardless of whether my rules are lengthy or not, any fellow daoist who is interested in the candy house should read the rules before coming here. Obey the rules, which will help maintain order and reduce the possibility of injury. Don't go against the rules of the candy city." Consistent style."

Me: "If someone offers a date, please don't choose near my candy house."

"What if I want to have a fight with you?"

Me: "Private message me, queue up, I'll draw lots to consider when I'm free."

"...What is the number of your appointment team now?"

Me: "Hundreds of millions."

"Impossible. You should have given up the Qi training and foundation building stage. How can you gather hundreds of millions of people in the Jindan Nascent Soul stage?"

Me: "Why do you say that you have given up the Qi training and foundation building period? Even mortals still have a lot of them."

"I'm asking about a 'frame', not a 'cannon'!"

Me: "After all the hookups were rejected, they found that I didn't refuse the hookup right away, so they all issued the hookup application. Anyway, they are sure that I will not cause irreversible damage to them who have no malice against me."

"...This seems like a really good way to meet idols? At least there is a chance."

After a few days of such turmoil, the order outside the candy house is basically consistent with the overall style of the sweets city, that is, it is lively but not chaotic.But outside of the style of the sweet food city, there are still some chokeholds who use me as an excuse. Fortunately, outside the candy house, they mostly choke each other verbally. Disturb the atmosphere of Sweet Food City.

Sha Zhuan said proudly: "Beside a group of idiots who are full of sweets, it seems that we are bullying the weak."

Before saying this, did you find out that there are three major disciples among the customers of Sweet Food City?

In short, my candy house has stabilized its status as a store in the sweet food city, and it seems that it will not be driven away for the time being.

06366-Imitation

By the way, I announced another rule: "When there are people who like sweets and people who don't like sweets applying for admission together, those who like sweets will get the right to enter first."

Sha Zhuan mocked me: "How attractive do you think you are? You don't show up in the candy house at all, and we don't even know whether your so-called control area and production area are in the candy house, or they were dismantled and placed in the Yunxia sect." , Who doesn’t like sweets, would resist the sweetness and insist on entering the candy house? Those who apply for admission to the candy house can’t be said to be senior lovers of sweets, but they must all be willing to eat sweets.”

Some people are more objective: "Actually, there are very few people who are disgusted with sweets, and very few people love to eat unlimited. Most people eat a few pieces and feel delicious, and eat more continuously to get tired."

Me: "I think so too, so I said 'no quota for people who hate sweets', in fact, not many people are excluded; and 'letting people who love sweets so much that they never get tired of eating three meals' will not jump the queue It squeezes too many places for ordinary customers. Besides, for those who have a special sweet tooth, I will only give them a priority opportunity, and after one application, they will be on the same starting line as ordinary customers.”

"Your candy store is not so delicious that people want to go in again and again. Go in once and buy all the flavors you like, and then you will only face the same taste when you go in, and the attraction is greatly reduced. The reason why Mu Fenglin is in business Constantly, because they keep producing new products. If you want to use a product to make money repeatedly, there must be an upper limit.”

"Maybe after a few months of opening, your candy house will be deserted."

Me: "I will develop new flavors after I have thoroughly studied the production logic of the candy house."

"Based on your comprehension in the field of sweets, self-development away from the original version of Candy House will definitely reduce the taste. You might as well open Tongming Fruit House instead. That thing can really sell for a long time, because it has a wide range of uses."

"But if you change to selling Tongming fruit, you can consider changing another place, because Tongming fruit is placed in the sweet food city... It's barely close. Even if you use Tongming fruit house as an attachment to the candy house, the candy house feels that it can't hold the Tongming fruit house. The air field cannot form a master-slave or collocation relationship."

"Obviously it can relieve the sweetness and greasy feeling, and it can also enhance the taste of sweets."

"There are so many things that can relieve the sweet and greasy feeling and enhance the taste, why buy such expensive ones?"

"You don't understand the world of local tyrants."

"This matter has to consider the public's feelings, not just local tyrants."

The sweets left by Elder Shuang Jiang in the candy house have been sold out, and the rest are the works I made following the program of Elder Shuang.I thought about putting away Elder Frost's original candy house and replacing it with a new candy house that I imitated, but the program in the new candy house is still far from the original version, even I can eat it.

It’s like imitating other people’s machine tools. Obviously every part is copied, but the precision of some parts may not be in place, or there may be more errors during installation, so the final product will appear inferior.

So I had no choice but to continue to let Elder Frost’s candy house work, and at the same time put my imitation candy house on display to ease the pressure of passenger flow—the two kinds of tickets are separate when booking, so that customers who come for high-quality sweets will not fall into the nest of inferior products .

06367-new version

I was encouraged to:

"It can't be counted as very bad. It can only be said that the original version is Mu Fenglin's style and has a solid reputation, while the new version is your style."

"The new version is lighter, which is just right for me."

"Young Master Pei, you can continue to fly in the new version and make new flavors every day. People who like surprises will continue to join in, while those who like stable tastes will go to the old candy house and don't interfere."

"The taste is still second. Why is the price of the new version higher than the old version? And the price often changes randomly?"

Me: "Because the raw materials of the old version are the most qi-level, its delicacy lies in the craftsmanship, and I did not provide any help for the craftsmanship, and completely continued the original setting, so the price was based on Mu Fenglin's mass-produced sweets. However, some of the sweets in the new version have added high-grade raw materials, and some have added transparent fruit pulp, so the pricing will refer to the raw materials of Tongming fruit and Jindan Yuanying grade."

Me: "It's mainly the price of raw materials and their treatment plan. A small amount of Tongming fruit used as a flavoring agent is not higher than Mu Fenglin's regular pricing model."

Mu Fenglin also testified to me: "In fact, some of our family's products in recent years have used Tongmingguo. You can check Mufenglin's official website, which lists the self-produced and purchased raw materials of various foods we sell. .”

"Oh, I bought this cake with transparent fruit. But I didn't taste the transparent fruit."

"Tong Ming fruit is tasteless when mixed with other things, and it enhances the delicious value of other things."

In the new version of the candy house, I put simple Tongming fruit, small ice sculptures, Lingzhi flowers and leaves and other self-produced snacks that have nothing to do with sweets - all of which have been nodded by Pei Bing.

"Forget about Tongmingguo and small ice sculptures, are the Lingzhi parts just raw?"

"Some parts of spiritual plants are suitable for eating raw."

"Like fruit."

"I'll go, Yuanying-level leaves, you can buy them at this price and use them as raw materials for refining. Buy, buy, buy."

"There should be an additional charge for putting it in the candy house, right? It should be more expensive than selling pure spiritual plants?"

"No, there is no prevailing price tag for Nascent Soul-level spiritual plants, because there are no two Nascent Soul-level spiritual plants that are similar enough to be priced uniformly. More importantly, you can't find a stable purchase of Nascent Soul-level spiritual plants. Channels. Even though we all know that the top ten will definitely have them, the top ten don’t sell them in large quantities. Occasionally, they are often sold in the form of auctions, and the transaction price is uncertain. Pei Lin’s way of marking prices according to his wishes, although it may be chaotic Raise the price, but it is not necessarily higher than the price at the auction.”