Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09752-In the end, it will be harmonious and powerful

Pei Bing: "Isn't that right? Both Lingzhi and Elder Qi heard Lingzhi's language, but what Lingzhi heard was the superficial meaning, but Elder Qi heard the inner meaning? Shouldn't it be the other way around?"

This is just an example I gave casually as I am very unfamiliar with Lingzhi language. Just take a look and don't study it carefully, right?

I answered the elder: "I just started learning Lingzhi language systematically, and I felt very strenuous. I wonder if the elder would like to give me some pointers?"

Elder Qi: "After giving advice, it will be easier for you to poach the wall?"

Me: "Are you afraid of losing to me? My affinity in Lingzhi seems to be higher than yours. Are you afraid that after I master the technology, I will be completely favored by Lingzhi? For things in the cultivation world, hard work and accumulation are of course important , but chance and talent are also indispensable. Your accumulation of planters is naturally far better than mine, but chance is not necessarily the case."

Elder Qi finally hit me with spiritual power, which was an affirmation of the effect of my verbal attacks, and admitted that my verbal attacks did make her feel dangerous, oppressed, or spoiled.However, because her spiritual power of this strike has reached the Nascent Soul level, it also shows that she is not really angry, nor does she really feel that my words offended her, but more like a compliment to my efforts in attacking.

The moment the attack came, my first reaction was to dodge it, but after judging that it was only at the Nascent Soul level, I felt that I could try to block it. Then I raised the sword, and the spiritual power was concentrated on the sword with high density.By the way, I was distracted and thought about it: I can still take so many coping steps at such a short distance and Nascent Soul-level speed. Is it because my brain speed has increased, or is it the time flow in my brain and the emergence of the main world? difference?

Hey, crazy operator, don't need to calculate this, I don't really want to know the answer, I just asked a random question.

Oh, forget it, if you want to list the formula, just list it.If all the questions I raise are seriously treated as calculation items by you, after a long time, either I will quit the habit of asking frequent questions, or I will adapt to your calculation rules and gradually understand your calculations content.

Anyway, as long as they don't die, they will definitely be able to adapt to each other and achieve a more harmonious and powerful self.

While I was looking forward to it in my mind, I finally caught Elder Xuewei's attack with my sword.The attack strength is softer than I estimated, but also more insidious.

It didn't forcefully break through the defense of my sword, but spread out after realizing that it was not easy to break through.After dispersing, they didn't even target my body, but went to attack the spiritual power scattered around me.

Distorted the lines of my spiritual power, and then imitated the voice of my spiritual power and shouted to the spiritual plants in the room: "I'm here to trick you."

09753 - Proclamation and response

Me: "... Will your imitation spiritual plants be fooled?"

The elder said: "How can it be called being fooled? Do you dare to say that you have no other purpose in discussing cooperation with them except to get the raw materials of Tongming fruit? In fact, the reason why you happily try to talk to as many Lingzhi as possible Trading, Tongming fruit is just a good excuse, what you really want is to unify the plant world."

Me: "Nonsense. Am I such a controlling person? I just want to enter the plant world and be treated as one of my own."

Picking up the elder: "Then you can be a spy. Then Jiang Weixiao can use you as a spy to let the plants do many things for him unconsciously."

Me: "Then you go to Sect Leader Jiang to reason, why are you cheating on me? After I have established a good relationship with the plants, not only Sect Leader Jiang can use me, but you can too. Maybe I can help you find out extremely rare plants in the future. The place where spiritual plants grow."

Knowing that the elder’s forged proclamation was over, I said to the Lingzhis: “I didn’t say that sentence just now. I never thought of taking advantage of you, I just want to have a fair and just win-win deal with you. "

The spiritual plants responded:

"Troublesome humans. We don't listen to propaganda, we only look at actual actions."

"As long as the content of the contract makes us feel interesting, we can sign it."

"As long as your spiritual power smells good to us, we will sign."

"What does 'pit' mean?"

"It means harm, but it goes against his spiritual temperament."

"It's the elders among them who are joking with the juniors."

"Human jokes are so hard to understand."

"Why do human beings use language to make jokes? Isn't it possible to make the other party laugh by directly tickling?"

"Humans call it reserved."

"Humans don't like physical contact with unfamiliar things, they say it's offensive, and it's much more polite to communicate with words."

"Doesn't language also have energy interaction?"

"Many weak humans cannot perceive the energy in language."

"Oh, that means physical contact is allowed, as long as humans don't realize it?"

"Yes, we can secretly bury our own seeds in human bodies, and let human beings help us raise children without knowing it."

09754 - Part of environmental impact

I looked at the spiritual plant that said to let humans help raise children.It is a relatively inconspicuous herbaceous plant here, compared with other spiritual plants around it, it looks like a weed.It has a few clusters of very small flowers, but it seems that it has not yet produced seeds.But its level is Nascent Soul Middle Stage, which is higher than mine.

The weed Lingzhi: "Hey, he is looking at me? Did he understand what I just said? Didn't he have to convert it into a contract in order for him to understand what we said correctly? Didn't he understand what we said outside the contract? Should you seem to understand it?"

I answered it in Lingzhi language: "Can't I make progress?"

The spirit plants were all amazed:

"Wow, this sentence is connected, there is no misunderstanding. He really started to turn into a plant? When will he grow roots?"

"He must bloom beautifully. I want his pollen, and I want to bear fruit."

"Vegetables don't bloom. Humans are ashamed to show flowers. They think it's a bad thing that perverted exhibitionists do."

"Isn't metamorphosis a stage of development? Why is it bad?"

"What is exposure?"

I looked at the elder and said, "Does the naturally grown spiritual plant also chatter?" I thought that only artificially cultivated plants like the ice flower garden were susceptible to human bad habits.

From the elders: "They have settled in my room, how can it be regarded as 'natural' growth in the narrow sense? In the broad sense, human beings are also a part of nature. For plants, human beings are also a kind of environmental factors. .Sunshine, soil, air, etc. will all have an impact on the living conditions of plants, how special is the impact caused by humans?"

Me: "After being influenced by humans, do plants find it interesting to talk? Do they feel happy when they talk?" I expressed this sentence in the main Esperanto and Lingzhi language at the same time.

The elder did not answer me, but the Lingzhis responded positively:

"not bad."

"Idle is idle."

"After learning to talk like humans, it seems that we can better absorb the fertilizers that humans give us."

"Because man-made manure is also mixed with discursive influences."

"Humans really talk a lot of nonsense."

I said to the elder: "I think your Lingzhi seems to discriminate against human beings?"

Elder Qi: "Well, yes, because I like proud ones. It would be great if Qi Xi could turn into a spiritual plant for me to raise."

09755-Mainstream

Me: "Elder Yangche Lu dislikes you more than other elders of Yunxia Sect?"

The elder said: "Yangchelu is suspicious... Do you know that Yangchelu was one of the most popular candidates for the successor of the sect leader during the Jindan period, almost as popular as Sang Huaisu. The door position will make him feel restricted and withdraw from the competition...Zhou Jie and Jiang Weixiao may still get the head position, but Yue Yidu is hard to say."

Me: "Hey, did Elder Yang Chelu's generation of Yunxia Sect actually have two disciples who are qualified to be the master? How many times have the top ten masters been so desperate that they can't even find a qualified one? Zong actually still encounters the trouble of happiness after eating one bowl after another? The Feng Shui of Yunxia Zongyang's head is really good."

From the elder: "... If you are so exaggerated in mockery, I will bury you in the soil and use it as fertilizer."

Me: "It's obvious that you made a rumor about losing your IQ first, so I'll give you a compliment, and you're still dissatisfied?"

Elder Qi: "Hey..."

Me: "Don't you know where the low intelligence of these rumors lies? Oh, maybe you are too used to being a marginal person of the Yunxia Sect, and you don't quite understand the most mainstream thinking of the Yunxia Sect."

Elder Qi: "Come, come, please let me hear what the mainstream thinking is."

Me: "Of course, the mainstream thinking is that if Elder Yang was really suitable for the position of head, then he would not be able to completely withdraw from the competition. Because the monks who are really suitable for the position of head are fond of, reluctant to part with, and hard to let go Yes. Being able to let go is not loving enough, not loving enough is not suitable enough.”

Me: "In analogy, let you let go of the planter profession, can you? When you are in demons and bottlenecks, you must have been picky about the planter profession, even despaired, and thought about giving up, but in the end you still Continue to go on in this career, so you are suitable for this career."

Me: "A monk regards a profession as his main profession and a job as his daily life, which means that it is part of his own way. Or to put it more simply, it is a part of himself. Once he gives up, he will It's gone."

Me: "That's why the former head of Zhou Jie, who was so lazy and didn't want to work so much, still sat in that position; so even if Elder Yang, who is not suitable for that position, doesn't withdraw voluntarily, he will be eliminated when the heir is finally determined."

Elder Qi: "What you said, when Yangchelu withdrew from the competition, it was really not the mainstream of public opinion in Yunxiazong. I heard with my own ears that everyone felt sorry for Yangchelu at that time. Let me make it clear here that at that time There is no atmosphere in Yunxia Sect that is accustomed to spreading rumors, and it will not make a big noise about a thing that everyone believes to be false. At that time, if the news spreads all over the Yunxia Sect, at least most people will Doubtful."

Me: "What do you do with the low-cultivation circle that gets lively at every turn? The only advantage of the low-cultivation circle is that there are more people and more words. Does the mainstream pay attention to word count? Mainstream' refers to those approved by the Elder Head."