Xiu Erdai's daily essays

10016-not so twisted

In response to this group of farce, outsiders said:

"Although the Xiangwen didn't become the patriarch's favor in the end, some of his characteristics are still somewhat similar to the past patriarchs of the Yunxia sect."

"Such as being beautiful, such as being suffocating, such as discriminating against low IQ."

"Are you talking about the characteristics of the patriarch, or the characteristics of Pei Lin?"

"Elder Qi Xi's speech is also very irritating, especially when talking to seniors, as long as he is angry, he really dares to scold anything."

"I think the key reason why Xiang Wen didn't become Yunxia Zong's favorite is that he is a alchemist."

"What's wrong with Danxiu? Although the relationship between Yunxiazong and Yaozong is not very good, Yunxiazong still loves his own Danxiu. If Elder Lian Yongjia didn't look amazing enough, his cute temperament is actually very suitable to be Zong Chong."

Xiangwenshi and I do have something in common.

Xiang Wenshi: "If I like the profession of sword repair, I will definitely worship you, Senior Pei Lin, as my teacher. I really appreciate your attitude towards idiot fans."

Me: "Actually Danxiu can also be my apprentice. My Tongmingguo is very important in the world of Danxiu. If it's not because others can't refine it, that is, the reproducibility is too poor, there is no erysipelas with Tongmingguo It can compete with Bigu Dan for its unique characteristics."

Xiang Wenshi: "The advertising words are well written, but I still prefer the traditional Danxiu teaching mode."

Me: "Elder Lian Yongjia is not a traditional stream in the full sense."

Xiang Wenshi: "That's why I didn't intend to become the apprentice and grandson of Elder Lian. When worshiping idols, you should keep a distance, and let the perfect image you make up in your brain become the motivation to motivate yourself. Is Elder Lian really as I imagined? It’s not important to be perfect, what’s important is that one day in the future I will be able to achieve my own definition of perfection.”

I applaud.

Xiang Wenshi: "The new generation of star-chasers of the Yunxia Sect really lack taste. You are obviously worthy of our love. I will send you my newly refined jelly beans later, please be sure to accept it. Accept You can eat it by yourself, or you can use it to coax your disciples or beat up idiots."

In fact, the new generation of disciples of Yunxia Sect are not very stupid.Although they are a bit twisted on the issue of Zong's favor, but other than that, they are bold, careful, bold and brave, and have brought a lot of vitality and changes to Yunxia Zong.

And even when it comes to their most crappy paternity, they're not so clingy now, because after years of trying to find comparisons, they have to admit that while I'm certainly not perfect, I can't seem to find the perfect one. A person who is stronger than me.

They even miss me a little, especially when I no longer feel my presence all over the world, stay motionless, and have been silent for a long time due to retreat and other reasons.

10017- still influential

The old disciples of Yunxia Sect: "If you get too much, you will be bored, and if you don't get it, you will cherish it. Children, they just owe a lesson."

Xiangwenshi Danxiu refused to choose me as a master, but I still received Danxiu's apprentice later.In addition, there are apprentices of all professions taught by the Yunxia Sect, such as Dharma Xiu and Talisman, as well as apprentices of occupations that are not systematically taught by the Yunxia Sect, such as fortune-teller and body repair.

So much so that I had to remind publicly: "Although I have a little understanding of the professions that have appeared in the cultivation world, this kind of understanding is based on the starting point of the sword repair profession, so the children who choose these professions are here. The teachings they receive are definitely different from the teachings they received from Taoist friends who are serious about this profession."

Me: "If any child really likes a certain profession, it doesn't matter what profession he pursues as long as he can enter Yunxiazong, then please choose a sect whose main profession includes the profession you like."

"However, as long as I can pass the Yunxia Sect's entrance examination, it means that I am suitable for the Yunxia Sect's training system, right? So even if I cultivate a profession that is not the Yunxia Sect master's profession, can I... be able to continue?"

Me: "Theoretically, that is indeed the case."

So the public is relieved.Then the situation of not considering occupation when choosing a sect continued to spread.Confucianism cultivators test the Sword Sect, guys who don't know anything about pills test the Medicine Sect, tea cultivators test Ruan Mitong, spirit beasts test the Demon League... The point is, there are quite a few who pass the test.

Demon League: "We don't care how the profession is messed up. Anyway, our Demon League has never restricted occupations, but if you don't want to take a humanoid spirit beast, why do you take the exam? If you don't transform into a human form, the Demon League's skills are just for display."

The spirit beast that resolutely refuses to transform into a demon and resolutely resists changing into a human form shouted joyfully: "I'm qualified, I'm a disciple of the Demon League. That's it."

When it was judged to be qualified, it was thought that it could quickly repair the monster alliance of demonizing human form: "..."

Many sects began to carefully ponder whether their own entrance examination screening criteria had malfunctioned.When they didn't figure out where the problem was, but felt that there should be a problem, and the conflict was very disturbing, they would curse from time to time: "It's all Pei Lin's bad start."

It made my enthusiasm seem to recover by [-] to [-]%.

Especially after studying for several years and confirming that there is no problem with the entry screening mechanism, the problem is that the occupation and race restrictions that tended to solidify before, but now it is a good thing that it is a little messy, my reputation really became popular again—— But no one apologized to me for complaining about me earlier.The pretense of a fake apology hardly counts.

10018- more and more harmonious

Yun Xiazong's low-cultivation disciples: "...it seems really difficult to find a... idol who is more popular than Senior Pei Lin?"

Me: "It is really difficult to have both strength and luck."

During my entire Nascent Soul middle stage, I jumped back and forth between the two extremes of "very down-to-earth" and "very ethereal".

To be "down to earth" is to participate in the quarrels of the juniors, make toys for them, and guide them to make troubles.Many times when a group of juniors were caught by the Discipline Department, I had to accompany them to be punished.

The discipline department pointed at me and scolded: "The crime of abetting is more serious than directly doing bad things."

Me: "If I really want to do bad things, then it's not the effect of building a golden pill."

Discipline Department: "If you do something bad at the Nascent Soul level, then let Elder Pei Ji personally deal with you."

It really touched my heart.

I'm really looking forward to being dealt with seriously by my father again, but I can't think of any mistakes that will not violate the bottom line rules of the Yunxia Sect and make my father furious.

So I asked the Discipline Department.

The Disciplinary Department sneered: "Maybe if you repeat all the routine punishment items tens of thousands of times, you will be able to realize it? We all know that when sword repair is stuck, one of the best methods is to practice basic sword moves repeatedly. , if you want to come to the rules of the Discipline Department of Yunxia Sect dominated by sword cultivators, the rules can also be handled in the same way?"

Me: "Speaking of which, I have received quite a lot of punishment, isn't it touching enough?"

Discipline Department: "Maybe it's because you're so slow that you have to overweight?"

In the midst of being punished many times, I still haven't realized how to make a big mistake safely, but the relationship between me and my classmates with low cultivation is getting more and more harmonious. They said: "We will try our best to help you think about it. They say we These new generation disciples are exceptionally creative, and sooner or later we will, will definitely be able to dig into the vacuum of rules in the precepts."

Your digging ability is still not obvious, but your enthusiasm for getting into trouble and being punished seems to be similar to that of every previous generation of disciples.

10019-Late Nascent Soul

My "piaomiao" performance is that I fall into the secret realm at every turn, making it impossible for me to communicate with me at a low cultivation base.

I also often entered the secret realm in the Jindan stage, but the falling into the secret realm in the Nascent Soul stage was not the kind of whole person entering the secret realm and moving around as a physical creature in the secret realm, but, on the world level, I directly communicated with the secret realm body Interaction does not set foot inside the secret realm.

So sometimes this happens: a low-cultivation disciple of Yunxiazong enters a secret realm to explore, and at the same time, I have friendly or unfriendly exchanges with the main body of this secret realm, and sometimes I will fight with the secret realm to make the secret realm The disciples inside felt the ground shake.

The disciples who suffered innocently asked Yunxiazong for help anxiously. The Yunxiazong official contacted me and asked me to take care of the juniors of the same sect and not to beat me lightly.Then, while continuing to fight with the secret realm, I told my fellow disciples in the secret realm:

"Don't be afraid, I'm covering you. You won't die even if the sky collapses here."

The junior from the same sect: "...I don't seem to be able to believe it, Senior Pei Lin, do you really know to what extent you fight with the secret realm and cause the world to collapse?"

I really don't know how to prove to these little fools that as a swordsman, I really feel good in fighting.So I had no choice but to tell them: "If you are really scared, go out first. I can temporarily open the door for you, which is guaranteed to be better than the tickets for the secret realm itself."

They usually choose to stay strong and stay in the uncharted territory.

After this happens many times, although they still don't quite understand how I communicate with the secret realm, they can finally believe that no matter how much I fight with the secret realm, they won't be hurt.As a result, they can calmly hunt for treasures in the secret realms that reveal all kinds of strangeness, and sometimes they can actually find some treasures that would not appear in the secret realms normally.

When I got tired of communicating with the secret realms, felt that I had already perceived all the secret realms connected to the main world, and was really able to build my own secret realm library, I entered the late stage of Nascent Soul.

In the late Yuanying period, I felt that I was more down-to-earth, but the juniors said that I was just a conventional, boring high-level cultivation base.

Juniors: "You used to play with us anyway, but now you only assign tasks to watch us play, and give us points one by one."

Teacher Pei Kong has seen me a lot, he said: "Now when I occasionally stay near you, I don't have to worry about breaking myself at any time. You have become a more reliable adult."

I recruited a small group of dark clouds that looked like they were about to rain down on Pei Kong's head.

Pei Kong calmly said, "If you made this kind of thing when you were in the Golden Core stage, I would suspect that it might suddenly escape your control and hurt me; if it was in the middle Nascent Soul stage, I would worry that you deliberately let yourself out of control Just to test my guts or strength; but right now, I trust you'll do nothing, not even jokingly drop a tickle-tickling little Ray."

Me: "After hearing that you are so determined, I want to do something that breaks your assumptions."

Pei Kong: "You do still have a little bit of that kind of thought now, but this kind of thought will no longer become the urge to put it into practice. Because you know, even if you really broke my determination and made me embarrassed, that scene will not It will bring you novelty, but it can be called boring.”