Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2444_ Must laugh?

There is a word called 'old child'. Wouldn't the mahayana period have the same temper as the brat in the Qi training and foundation building period?With their force value, the lethality is a bit big.

I looked at Elder Xin: "Why do you have to laugh?"

Elder Xin: "Why not? When a beautiful woman smiles, she can show the power of her appearance. Elder Peng is very good at this. He smiles so well that people can't see that he is a drunkard."

No, please don't tell me too much about your Kunlun's strange attributes.

Elder Peng took out a jar of failed wine that had just been put away and unsealed it, and smashed it at Elder Xin. During the movement of the jar, the wine liquid was thrown out of the jar, as if it had been spilled randomly, but not a single drop fell on me, but it splashed a lot Elders Xiang Xin and Shu.

I memorized and disassembled the running route of the liquor, and saw a lot of familiar and slightly familiar formations intertwined, too many, and I felt a little dizzy...

Elder Xin pointed out to me: "After dismantling, it must be reassembled."

I did so, and the dizziness was greatly reduced.It's a bit like looking at a three-dimensional map. At the beginning, it feels messy, and you feel a little dizzy when you touch the door. When you really see the three-dimensional pattern and blur the details on the map, you have a feeling of being sucked into the map.

I locked the memories and gains of this moment in the memory bank, let my mind go, and watched the three Kunlun elders pinch each other.

Elder Peng is against Elder Xin, but he is tolerant towards Elder Shu; Elder Shu is very against Elder Peng, but he is somewhat ignorant of Elder Xin; Elder Xin does not pay much attention to Elder Peng and Elder Shu, and he is still working hard Yu persuaded me to laugh.

Your circle is too chaotic.

Elder Xin: "Pei Lin, tell me the truth, are you resisting taking pictures or laughing?"

Me: "I'm used to being photographed, so I don't resist being photographed, and I don't resist laughing itself, but I think it's silly to laugh when I don't want to laugh." Although I am not smart, I often emphasize, Just because I'm not smart, I need to cover up my shortcomings and not show my stupidity when I can.

Elder Xin: "When do you want to laugh? Tell you a joke?"

Me: "My sense of humor is very high..." I don't know when I want to laugh, anyway, I laugh when I think about it.

Elder Peng: "I understand, I can't even smile at Xin Ge and your stupid face."

Elder Xin: "If I can't laugh, I'm tired of seeing your foolish smiles."

Elder Peng let out a 'huh' and said, "Pei Lin."

2445_ cheat

There was no more text after calling my name, and I looked at Elder Peng suspiciously.

Elder Peng: "Stand beside me."

I looked at Elder Xin and Elder Shu, and then followed Elder Peng's instructions.He stuffed peaches very smoothly, touched my head, and then smiled at me: "Don't be afraid, no matter what conflicts I have with them, it will definitely not affect you."

Me: "I know, and I believe it." That's why I dared to keep poking here, and didn't want to slip away.

Elder Peng smiled more gently. Even though I have seen his irritable side, I am still a little dazed by his smile that fits my aesthetics very well.Elder Peng said softly: "Look to the right, what's growing on the peach tree?"

I turned my head to look to the right and saw a big purple thing growing out of the peach tree.

I was wondering why the things on the Elder Hanging Peng’s tree were so huge. This elder’s hobby is really a heroic wine cultivator. At the same time, I answered Elder Peng’s teasing child’s knowing question: "Egg..." Just said a word, I realized that it’s not right , but what reacted faster than me was the action of Elder Peng. He took a photo, and I took a photo with him.Since I'm pronouncing 'egg', the shape of my mouth looks like I'm smiling.

I:"……"

Elder Xin shook his head: "Talk about it and refuse, and insist on cheating."

I feel particularly guilty towards Elder Xin. Compared with Elder Peng's unscrupulous methods, Elder Xin is indeed much more straightforward and sincere.After all, he is a senior of the same profession, and he takes extra care of the junior.

Elder Peng handed me a photo with him: "Although I lied to you, I will still ask for your permission: allow me to keep this one? If you refuse, I will not keep it."

I took a small ice lotus flower and put it on the photo, indicating that I agreed with Elder Peng to keep it—although I was a little bit shocked by being deceived by the beauty, but this shock was not enough to make me refuse the small request of the Mahayana period.

Elder Peng gave me a jar of wine with a smile: "This is a successful product brewed before, but don't drink this jar yourself, you can't stand it."

I also gave Elder Peng two altars: "This is a failed product that I participated in brewing. It should have some strange effects." The petals of the transparent fruit are gone, so although the brewed wine smells more fragrant and tastes not too bad, I am afraid that there is no benefit, and it is an impurity similar to the transparent fruit stone.

"Strange?" Elder Peng shook the wine jar, glanced at Elder Xin, and then said to me, "Give me the failed product I just gave you, and I'll fix it, maybe I can return you a wonderful wine jar , However, it is also possible to call out more failed results."

2446_will do

I was not frightened by the second half of Elder Peng's sentence, because it was originally obtained for nothing, and I have no objection to the original owner of the wine. Besides, the "failure" of the Mahayana period may become just right for the Jindan period.

After handing over the wine to Elder Peng, I walked up to Elder Xin and asked tentatively, "Do you still have a group photo?"

Elder Xin: "Are you smiling?"

Me: "I will try my best."

Elder Xin: "Are you laughing with a smile on your face?"

Me: "Actually, I'm very embarrassed right now, so it's impossible to laugh from the bottom of my heart. If you're not satisfied, I'll contact you someday when I'm particularly happy and can't stop laughing?"

Elder Xin: "Since you were born, have you ever been particularly happy and couldn't stop laughing?"

Me: "Of course there are special joys, such as when I succeed in forming alchemy." But the consequence is not that I can't stop laughing, but... can't stop chattering.But they can't stop, they still have something in common...

Elder Xin: "Forget it, let's do it." He raised the camera in front of us, "Say eggplant."

Me: "...Eggplant." This time the arc of the mouth was significantly larger than when I was tricked by Elder Peng just now.

Elder Xin was still dissatisfied: "The obvious smirk, the obvious facial stiffness."

Elder Peng: "It's stupid to have people pose for a photo. Except for those who are keen on this, most people will be a little uncomfortable or too concerned or deliberately show off. So, guide, capture, this to have a good effect.”

I silently put a small ice lotus flower on the new photo of Elder Xin, and then stated the purpose of my trip: "Thank you Kunlun for supporting me in charging for my portrait. Because of your presence, the monks are all gone. The courage to renege on debts has made it easier for me to achieve my intended goal. Also, how can I let at least most of the people who have paid in Kunlun receive my thanks? I am already paying them back I thanked him once during Ice Lotus, but I still want to thank you more formally, and thank Kunlun as a whole."

Elder Peng: "Did I miss a lot of things?"

Elder Xin: "Which retreat didn't you miss something?"

Elder Peng: "I also missed Pei Ji giving birth last time."

How much hatred do you have with my father, why are you so obsessed with it?

Elder Shu said to me, "Come with me."

Compared with Elder Peng and Elder Xin, I think Elder Shu looks much more reliable. Although the feeling of "looking" has a lesson learned from Elder Peng, I don't dare to believe it, but before Elder Shu showed his broken side, It doesn't hurt to believe first.

2447_organized

I followed Elder Shu, Elder Xin disappeared, and Elder Peng followed behind us while continuing to reform and taste wine.On the way, many Kunlun disciples looked at us, greeted the two elders, and greeted me.

These Kunlun disciples showed restraint. After saying hello, they continued to do what they were doing before, and did not follow up curiously, just like when they saw the elders conflicting in Taolin, they consciously avoided it—whether there was or not Other means of watching from a distance, but at least avoiding them in action—not just watching by themselves like the disciples of Yunxia Sect, but also inviting friends to watch closely together.

From our departure from Taolin to our destination, which is the highest mountain in the Kunlun territory, we have been flying at high altitudes, and we have not met many Kunlun disciples. However, if we take our movement route as seen by these Kunlun disciples Added up, it covered our entire distance without missing a single millimeter.

For part of the journey, we entered the line of sight of the next disciple before leaving the line of sight of the previous disciple, which is a coincidence; The scope of the disciple's line of sight, neither earlier nor later, is seamlessly connected and the observation areas of the two before and after do not overlap.

Could it be just a coincidence?A coincidence once or twice, until a coincidence all the way?

Collecting the observations of these relay-like Kunlun disciples into a jade slip, and then circulating it privately on a large scale, it is equivalent to many people indirectly observing the course of action of me, Elder Shu, and Elder Peng.Not only did it satisfy the desire of onlookers, but it also didn't gossip too much on the surface, appearing very reserved, dignified, and very first-class.

Will Kunlun disciples organize and circulate it?Considering that Baodiao was separated from Kunlun, there may still be demand in Kunlun, even if the proportion of demand is not large, but the number of people can be large, so there is a big market for this kind of jade slips, that is, a profit—— Hanging around in front of the elders is still very stressful. After bearing this pressure, do you have to get some benefits?

It looks like an organized intelligence gathering gang.

In comparison, our Yunxia Sect is really too wild. Most of the time, we are doing our own things. Occasionally, we are organized, but we only propose an overall plan and outline guidance. The specific implementation is still sloppy, and the coordination is not accurate.Bao Inquirer's group is quite a group, but it is too jumpy, and it is easy to arouse the vigilance and rejection of the onlookers, so they are not able to appear on the stage.Kunlun's intelligence collection takes both face and liking into account, and it is worth learning.

First, though, in case I overdo it, let me double check.

I asked Elder Peng: "Are the Kunlun fellow Taoists we met on the road relaying to observe and collect our movements?"