My friends who complain about the gang are weird

Gojo Satoru explained for a long time before convincing the police that he was not a pervert.

After knowing that you knew each other, he took a look at your ghost costume, then at Gojo Satoru's blind costume, and couldn't help but say, "You little lovers really know how to play."

"..." You and Gojo Satoru fell silent at the same time.

"So why are you following me!" After leaving the Metropolitan Police Department, you immediately blamed him, but you didn't expect Gojo Satoru to be such a person!

"It's been said that I'm just curious," Gojo Satoru looked you up and down seriously: "I was thinking that there is such a thing in broad daylight."

He thought about ghosts, monsters and ghosts in his mind, but he didn't expect that it was a person, or someone he knew.

You looked at him calmly and reluctantly believed him.

"Which is terrible between me and the curse spirit?" You asked him with a grimace.

"It's not scary." He looked at you and said calmly, "If you don't have a head, you can do it."

"You really are a pervert." You watched him say scary words in a calm tone, and couldn't help complaining about him.

Next to you, Gojo Satoru explained how he could be a pervert while studying your prize.

"That's not the reason why you are still playing games at my house in the middle of the night!" You are now very sure that Gojo Satoru is a pervert, because you have taken a fancy to your controller and now you are lying leisurely on the tatami at your house playing games.

There is a 1.9-meter man lying on the tatami in its arms: [I am so happy~]

"The guy named Jie is always doing tasks recently, I haven't played a game for a long time!" He waved the other handle: "Come and play two people!"

You took the controller and sat next to him and asked, "Then can't you find someone else in Gaozhuan to play with?"

Gojo Satoru pretended to sigh there: "There are only three people in our grade including me and Jie~" Then he approached you and said, "There are four of you here!"

No, is it reasonable to have three students in one grade?You decide to persuade Wujo Wujo: "Wu, I advise you to transfer schools quickly! Your school has such a poor student population and poor educational resources." You look at him seriously, and take a breath: "After that, you may become an idol to save you from bankruptcy. school!"

Isn't this kind of news often in Japan? [In order to save the school that is about to close down, the girls decided to become idols! ], but with Gojo Satoru's figure and appearance, if he becomes an idol, his popularity should be quite good, right?

After hearing this, Gojo Satoru laughed there: "You're right, how about letting the Gojo family divest and let Jiedao do the same?" He exposed his hideous face as a capitalist.

You immediately ask the mobile phone master to check the Wutiao family - it is an ancient family, the specifics are not important, the general family has a lot of money, and Wutiao Wu is the "head" of the Wutiao family.

Hiss... Once you hear the word patriarch, you probably know how feudal and decadent this kind of family is.

I can't help but think that it's too late for Nihong to still engage in this kind of thing after dying early in the morning.

You feel unlucky for Xia Youjie to have such a capitalist friend, but there are so few high-level specialists, you can't help asking: "Are there few magicians?"

Gojo Satoru nodded: "There are very few people with magic power, and there is only one as strong as me."

You ignored his next sentence, and thought about your own role: "What can I do if I go to the high school? When you fight with the curse spirit, persuade you to fight?"

Your mind is full of "don't fight, don't fight, go to the dance studio to fight".

What a wonderful look.

Wujo Wujo supported his head with his hands, as if he was thinking about something: "Persuading a fight? How could such a thing listen."

"So," you said with a delicate expression, "you invited me to the college because you want to arrest me for research!"

Since I can't persuade you to fight, it can only end like this.

Gojo Satoru looked at your expression of "Don't even think about succeeding", and explained to you with a smile: "Let's study your abilities~ Don't worry, your life will definitely not be in danger!"

You were silent for a while, then smirked and said, "Forget it, I don't want to be forced to debut as an idol." Compared with being an idol, you still want to be in a band, you play the drums really well, "and you have to work overtime I'm baa." Qualified salted fish reject 996! Oppose meaningless introversion!

"You're so weak that you won't be allowed to go on missions~" He was clearly stating the facts, but you somehow felt looked down upon.

You thought for a while and asked: "You said this is a job recognized by the government, so do you have five social insurances and one housing fund?"

Gojo Satoru, who didn't understand what you were talking about, shook his head in confusion.

You take a deep breath: "Who is your principal? I'll report it!" Gojo Wu was very puzzled and you gave him the science education seriously: "It's illegal not to pay employees five social insurances and one housing fund! As the saying goes, you can't No social security!" Wutiao Wu understood, but he didn't seem to fully understand.

"What if you get injured during the mission?" You asked Gojo Satoru in another way.

The other party bluntly said that it was impossible for him to be injured, and that there was a girl in their school who was a reverse warlock, who could heal any injury.

"One..." You don't understand where his self-confidence comes from: "Then what should I do if the girl is injured? Does she have to go to the hospital if she can't be cured?"

Gojo Satoru said that the school protected the girl very well and basically prevented her from going out alone.Then ask you: "What happened to the hospital?"

"Although this is no different from restricting personal freedom...Who will pay for the treatment?" You still ask the key point first.

"Deducted from salary, what's the matter?" His expression of "isn't it just a treatment fee" makes you feel hateful to capitalists again.

"It's okay, first let me explain that I didn't mean to curse you. If you die and someone collects the body, I will be different—" You have no relatives. Die happily!"

One of your big wishes in life is to have a rock 'n' roll party at your own funeral.

Gojo Satoru was shocked when he heard your wish, and then followed your example: "Okay, after I die, I will also have a edamame whipped cream Kikufu party!"

You think about it for a while and feel like you are eating a feast.

The other party clapped their hands suddenly: "Let's have a rock and roll dessert party together!"

No, Gojo-kun, I have no intention of dying with you.

Gojo Satoru saw your refusal, and acted coquettishly there: "This is so much fun!"

It's just dancing on the head of the grave while eating, and you think this is a bit beyond your acceptable range.

"Forget it, I'd better live well, and if you want to hold that kind of party, it's better to do it alive?" You issued a fatal question.

"But everyone is too busy ~ there is no time to go to the party!" Gojo Satoru hugs your cat, it seems to you that the cat cake is anthropomorphic. "

"Student exploitation can be reported." You suggested to him.

Gojo Satoru raised his head to look at you: "But if you don't get rid of the curse spirit," his blue eyes were a little elusive and heavy, "more people will die in the hands of the curse spirit."

You actually don't quite understand: "Although it's a bit indifferent to say this, but the curse spirit is produced by the negative emotions of human beings, and you can't blame anyone, so even if you die, it has nothing to do with you, right?"

You paused for a moment and clarified: "Of course, because I don't have the idea [with great power comes great responsibility], if I want to think this way, then I can't forgive myself for every soul who died because of the curse."

Gojo Satoru looked at you with a hint of surprise in his eyes.

"In short, be selfish? Even if you are [the strongest], you are still human." You couldn't help reminding him.

You who have practiced "live for yourself" since you were young, in fact, although you admire this kind of heroism, you know that you can't do it. If you become a magician and work hard to save others every day, you can't do it anyway.

Gojo Satoru lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking. He didn't come back to his senses until the cat in his arms rubbed against him.

"I've decided!" He looks at you with a grin, "Let's have a rock and roll dessert party this weekend!"

There is no need to make a decision so quickly... You snatch the cat back and suck the cat: "Let's talk about the party, I suggest you study Marx seriously when you have that time!"

"Hey!" Wutiao Maomao expressed dissatisfaction: "That is so boring! Only that guy Jie would be interested!"

You doubt very much that he does not understand.

So Gojo Satoru left with a box of books in his arms, including "Understanding Philosophy since Childhood", "Junior High School Politics", "Principles of Marxist Philosophy" and so on.

"Don't throw it!" You warn him that these are your babies.

Gojo Satoru looked at the box of books and smiled compromisingly: "I'm human too... If that's the case, I'll go buy Xijiufu~"

Then Xia Youjie's room had an extra box of books piled up in the corner at some point.

But Xia Youjie watched it with gusto.