Nameless Apocalypse

He stroked Qi's bangs on his forehead, and was considering whether to raise them or not.

"That... I'll get my homework." Xingli said softly, and trotted away. Looking at the girl's back, I couldn't help but sigh, such a shy and cute girl is really rare.

"Is there something wrong with you two?" I looked at the two, Teijin was still watching Anri's disappearing figure, I couldn't help joking, "Hey! Teijin! Anri has gone far, if you keep watching, the lunch break will be over. "

"Ah, hey!" Teijin finally came back to his senses, covering up with a blushing face, "Teacher, stop joking around!"

"Hey... Am I kidding, you know in your heart..." Probably my tone and look were too weird, I saw Teijin's expression was a bit tangled.

"Well! Teijin, you don't need to hide it!" Ji Tian patted the other person's shoulder with a frivolous expression, "Hurry up and help, I kindly give you this opportunity!"

Teijin hesitated for a moment, then ran over.Ji Tian put away his hippie smile and looked at me: "By the way, teacher, I'm here to ask you a question this time."

"Huh? What's the problem?" I looked at his serious expression and became serious.

"Teacher, are you a member of Dollars?"

"Well, yes." I admitted bluntly, then looked at the other person's yellow hair, and asked, "Student Ji Tian, ​​were you a yellow scarf thief before?"

The other party's expression froze instantly, and then became extremely serious: "Teacher, how do you know? Did Orihara tell you?"

"Ah, no..." I sorted out the handouts and stuffed them into my bag, "I see that your hair is yellow, and when I talked about the Yellow Turban last time, your expression became very strange, so ..."

Ji Tian's face instantly collapsed: "Teacher, your insane guess is too accurate..." Then his expression changed, "Guess for me where I can meet my natal beauty?"

The corner of my mouth twitched: "Do you think I'm a fortune teller?"

The chat ended here. On my way back to the office, I saw Nasu Island in the same office as me harassing Anri, and drove her away. By the way, the image score of Nasu Island dropped to negative, and she was listed on the headline of the blacklist.

The days have been pretty good lately. I went to class, chatted with my classmates, and stopped them when they got into a fight. It feels so good to be able to squeeze those bastards as a teacher... Although none of their expressions are Convinced.

When I’m off work, I often go to Lucia Sushi’s to eat something, not because the food there is delicious, but mainly because Simon will give me a discount and treat me very kindly... Occasionally, I can see him and Xiaojing was fighting there, and at that time I would have wisely chosen to avoid it so as not to be affected.

I can meet Celty at night, and I often chat with her when I meet her after work.It is said that Celty is very caring and considerate, and I feel very comfortable talking to her, although she communicates by typing on a PDA...

What surprised me was that Celty was with the irritable Xiaojing... Ahem, they were friends, which made me even more convinced that Celti was a bosom sister.

For example, right now, at dusk, when I was returning home from get off work, I saw Celty and Xiaojing sitting there in the park.

"Yo! Xiaojing! Celty!" I waved at the two and walked over, "What are you doing here?"

"Come across by chance, just chat a few words." Xiao Jing seems to be in a good mood today, and she will answer my words.

[I was here on standby because of Lin Ye's work, and then Shizuo happened to pass by and chatted for a while. 】"Speaking of which, what are you doing here?" Xiao Jing looked at me, and I sat down on the other side of Celty: "I just got off work, and I passed by here from school, so I came to say hello when I saw you."

"Are you a teacher?" Xiao Jing seemed surprised, "It doesn't look like that at all, how old are you?"

"..." I looked up at the sunset sadly, and then answered him firmly, "I'm forever 19 years old... huh? What are you doing over there?"

I pointed to the gate of the park, a girl was pulling a boy, and the two seemed to be having a dispute.

"Are the young couple arguing?" Xiao Jing also looked over.

oh oh!Couples quarrel!I blinked my gossiping eyes, and carefully watched the scene in front of me.It's fun to watch couples fight!Before crossing over, I once watched a couple quarrel in Xi'an. I just want to say that the scene of the woman crying and throwing bricks on the ground left a deep impression on me...

The girl was still holding the guy, but then she seemed to get bored, she shook off the guy's hand and ran away by herself. I was confused, what's going on?

What's even weirder is that when Celti saw the girl's face, she immediately chased after her. Xiao Jing and I looked at each other and quickly followed.

Celty caught up with the girl and grabbed her hand. The girl was obviously frightened and kept screaming "No".My black line, why does such a scene make me want to be crooked?

"Please calm down, we are not bad people." What Xiao Jing said caused the girl to resist more fiercely, so I also stepped forward to help: "That...Miss, please calm down..."

It didn't stop here, and when I turned around, I saw a horrifying scene. A boy stabbed Xiao Jing's leg with a ballpoint pen.Why can a ballpoint pen be such a useful weapon?Ah, no, I made a mistake...it should be why Xiaojing was attacked!

"Let go of her!" The boy had an angry look on his face. If it wasn't for a ballpoint pen in his hand, he would probably be more imposing.And Xiao Jing, the victim, was obviously indifferent... Hey, hey!Xiaojing!You have two pens stuck in your leg and it's bleeding!Don't act like "I didn't feel anything"!

When the two confronted each other, the girl broke free from Celti's hand and ran away.Celty chased after a few steps, then turned to look at us, as if worried.

"Leave this to us!" I patted my chest with a serious face, "Go after her!" Although I don't know what Celty is going to do, but Celty is a good fairy, so I believe her! (Hello)

"Hey! You stole my lines!" Xiao Jing looked at me rather displeasedly, then took off her sunglasses and put them in her pocket, and gestured to Celti, "Leave this to me, you go first."

Leave it to me...I'm left out...I feel a little hurt.

As soon as the boy saw Celti running away, he immediately chased after him with a ballpoint pen, changing his pursuit and shouting to stop.Xiao Jing chased after him: "You are the one who has to stop!"

I stood there thinking for a while, and followed slowly.Anyway, I'm not as good as Xiao Jing, and I don't have to do anything with him... I really answered his words and left it to him...

When I caught up with Xiao Jing, he had already dealt with that man, but there was an extra ballpoint pen in his hand.When I saw the ballpoint pen again, I really felt embarrassed. This world is so magical, and everything can be used as a weapon... Next time I will try to see if a book can be used as a murder weapon...

"Xiao Jing, on your hand..." I thought for a while before asking, "Aren't you going to unplug the ballpoint pen?"

"Huh?" Xiao Jing looked at her hand and said to herself, "Blood will come out if you pull it out...Go buy a band-aid and pull it out..."

I was ashamed: "That...the Band-Aid shouldn't be able to stick it...such a wound..."

"Well, instant glue is better..."

"I said, I should go to the hospital to bandage..."

Xiaojing and I were walking side by side, discussing "how to pull out without bleeding", and finally came to the conclusion that it is a band-aid plus instant adhesive... For some reason, when I heard such a conclusion, I felt like the two of us Feeling like an idiot.

But why did Celty go after that girl?Saying goodbye to Xiaojing, I went home, ate instant noodles, and couldn’t figure it out. Forget it, I’ll ask tomorrow... By the way, there seems to be a seam on the girl’s neck, although I can’t see it clearly .

etc? !seam? !It suddenly occurred to me that Celty had been looking for her head...

"Hahaha, it's impossible..." The corners of my mouth began to twitch.

I seem to have stepped into the realm of science fiction...

Divergent

"Are you saying...that girl's head is most likely yours?" I almost dropped my breakfast sandwich, shocked.This world is science fiction!Doctor of monsters!

[Why is my head mounted on someone else's body! 】Selti looked very excited, I patted her on the shoulder reassuringly: "Well, aren't you sure? Don't get too excited. And then? You mean a high school student ran away with that girl, and it was We Lailiang’s uniform? So you want to ask me?”

【Um.Xiaoming, are you Lailiang's teacher? ] "Yeah." I nodded, and then came up with a solution, "Look, it's too late to go now, many students have already arrived at school, why don't you watch at the door when school is over in the afternoon? Do you remember that high school student looks like?"

【OK. 】Selty accepted my proposal, 【I'm sorry to trouble you. ] "Where is there! Serti, you don't have to be polite to me." I put my arm around her shoulders, looking like a good brother, "I'm going to work, and by the way, I will help you pay attention to whether there is any sudden leave or something is wrong student."

【Thanks. 】Because of Celti's matter, I accompanied her to block people at the school gate when school was over.Occasionally, when I meet the class I teach, a few well-behaved students will politely say hello and say "goodbye, teacher".

Just as I was smiling and greeting the students, Saier pulled my sleeve and pointed to