Nameless Apocalypse

Shun's length and straightness have nothing in common!We don't look alike at all, okay!

After Uncle Yamamoto's lecture, I finally had time to have a good talk with "my dad" alone.

Under the other party's vague explanation, I almost sorted out some things.As Sakata Gintoki, Ayin traveled here after getting drunk. It is said that the reason is because of a bottle of wine downstairs that is said to be able to fulfill wishes at Grandma Toshi's place.And the fact that he became the cat Ah Yin after he crossed here... After that, I fully understood.As for why he changed back... The guy sitting in front of me said that he accidentally knocked over a bottle of something he didn't know what it was in the Heizhu Academy, and after licking it, he changed back.Ah Yin, who had changed back to her own body, went to Uncle Yamamoto and made up an identity to wait for me.

Damn, this is the cup of a drinker!Should it be said that Ah Yin is worthy of being the protagonist Sakata Gintoki in the silver mother that he once admired?After hearing such an embarrassing experience, most of my anger has disappeared.

"Dad, please drink tea." I handed over the teacup expressionlessly, and the silver-haired natural curly man on the opposite side was shocked, and took the teacup tremblingly: "Girl, are you all right? Are you stupid from being stimulated? No way! What should I do if you are stupid! I still have to rely on you to find a way to go back!"

"Don't worry, I'm not stupid." I picked up my cup, took a sip, and said calmly and coolly, "I'm thinking about how to kill you and then beautifully destroy the body."

"Wait! Wu Ming! Haven't you given up on that scary and second-year idea? Didn't you say you wanted to chase me before? So, women are so fickle!"

"..." The corner of my mouth twitched, and I took a deep breath to warn myself not to get angry, "You heard me wrong, what I said was chasing you, not chasing you."

"Girl, if you lie, your tongue will be cut off!" The other party put his chin on his hand and said lazily.

"Forget it... I suddenly feel so tired..." I held my forehead weakly, and finally leaned my chin on the table, looking at the person I wanted to see very much in front of me, with silver natural curly hair, dark red eyes, and casual expression. Dead fish eyes, and... the bag that I punched out on the head, "Then Ah Yin... no, it's better to be called Yinsang, what are you going to do next?"

"Huh?" Sakata Gintoki raised his eyes, his expression became extremely serious, "Girl, are you going to start messing around and end up giving up? No, you have to be responsible to me!"

"I don't think I have the obligation to be responsible to you!" I blacked out, and couldn't help but ask, "What exactly did you drink that caused you to time travel?" Although my time travel seems to be more unreliable, But I am still very interested in the wine Yinsang mentioned.

"Huh?" Yinshi narrowed his eyes, as if he was about to grit his teeth, "That stinky old woman... said it was some kind of wine that could fulfill wishes, but after I drank it, she said that although it could fulfill my wishes, it might not be my own." Wishes are random... Can this kind of thing be random? What kind of cheating wish-fulfilling setting is that! You can't fix it if you play tricks!"

"..." I suddenly thought of the wish I made the night before I picked up Ah Yin... Well, it's better not to say anything and not to delve into it.

"Well... I see, I will help, although I don't know the specific method, but I can always find it if I look slowly." I straightened up, took a sip of the cold tea on the table.

"I haven't degenerated to the point of relying on women!" Yin Shi stretched out his hand and patted my head, with a bit of complaint in his lazy voice, "It's enough for you to worry about your troublesome brothers who have reached home in the second grade! Don't even worry about Yinsang and me! Who are you? Are you abusing good people? I don't need it!"

"Hmm..." I rubbed my head, thinking absent-mindedly, being reminded by Yinsang, I don't even know what happened to Xiao Mu...

"By the way, Wu Ming..." Yinshi suddenly lowered his voice and moved closer to me, a little mysteriously.When I saw it, I became serious, thinking it was something important, and leaned over: "What's wrong?"

"Lend me some money!" The other party looked quite serious.

"..." The corners of my mouth twitched.Where did that handsome guy who said he didn't need to worry about me just now go? !

But no matter what, it seems that I do have a little responsibility for Yinsang's crossing... So I felt so guilty, and dragged Yinsang to make a tombstone for Ah Yin. (Hello)

"Girl... are you cursing me to death?"

"No, this is to commemorate Ah Yin in my heart..." I looked at the hastily erected tombstone in front of me, and replied sadly, "A Yin has gone, but he will always be in my heart!"

"Yin-sang, I'm still alive and well here! I'm alive and kicking!"

"You have the ability to change back to Ah Yin for me." I glanced lightly, and the other party immediately shut up and looked up at the moon.

Although this kind of thing was quite shocking, I finally accepted it calmly. Of course, after thinking about sleeping and taking a bath together with Ah Yin before, I was still not calm.I buried my head in the quilt quite weakly and didn't want to move.What happened to me!

Early the next morning, Yinsang and I went out.The scene before I left still gave me a stomach ache.

Uncle Yamamoto smiled brightly: "Xiao Ming, have you reconciled with your father? Hmm, that's right! Hahaha!"

Yinsang put on a good show: "Well, my daughter is taken care of by you. Xiaoming, why don't you hurry up and say thank you?"

I walked up numbly, completely giving up on explaining clearly to Uncle Yamamoto, and kicked Yinsang without a trace, then bowed, and thanked him sincerely: "Uncle Yamamoto, I've bothered you these few days."

After a while of pleasantries, Yinsang and I went to the bank to withdraw money.

"Are you really planning to wear my dad's coat?" I looked at the lazy dead fish eyes, and the corners of my mouth twitched.

This is not my dad, absolutely not!

"Huh? It doesn't matter, right?" Yinsang said indifferently, "Let's just say that I originally had straight black hair and then failed to get a perm."

"No! I don't think it has anything to do with hairstyles..." I retracted my gaze and looked ahead, feeling a little stomach ache. My dad is not like this!But since Yinsang insists on saying this, it doesn't matter... Well, I'm actually quite relieved that there is no more outrageous grandfather or the like.

Walking into the bank, when I put the card in to check the balance, the whole person was there.My card...how can I get so much money!

At this time Yinsang also came over, glanced at it and was shocked, and said in a low voice: "Wu Ming, did you rob the bank? When did you do it? No, the stolen money should be well hidden, it is easy to be found this way." Yes..."

"I didn't do that kind of thing!" I blacked out, and then said in shock, "Hmm... I shouldn't have sleepwalked in the middle of the night to do that kind of thing, have I?" I have already used up the money L gave me before. Halfway through, I haven't done anything important since then... But the extra money in this card is enough for me to buy a pretty nice villa in a good location in Tokyo!The money I brought...wait! L?

I took the card back mechanically, looked at Yinsang embarrassingly, with a twinkle in my eyes: "I think... probably he... this card was originally given to me by him..."

For some reason, Yinshi immediately realized: "The one you kissed forcibly after you broke up and got drunk that day?"

"..." Can you please not mention that? !I gritted my teeth and nodded heavily.

"He's rich?" Yin Shi touched his chin, a strange light flashed in his eyes.

"Well..." I looked at the card in my hand, and suddenly felt that it weighed a thousand catties, and my voice was a little erratic, "But the little money he gave me shouldn't be a big deal to him, um... I don't need to have it." Don't worry about the pressure..."

Before I finished self-hypnosis, Yinshi patted me on the shoulder and urged earnestly: "Dear girl, don't hesitate! Come on! Marry him!"

"..." So, who is your daughter!

ready to attack

"Don't meddle in it!" After leaving the bank, under Yinshi's insistence, we entered a dessert shop.Of course, I said that sentence just now.At this time, I was holding the mobile phone in one hand, and pointed to Ayin who was eating the third chocolate parfait with the other, with a stern tone.

"Girl..." Yinshi sighed, and put down the spoon in his hand, "You have been hesitating for a long time with your mobile phone, isn't it just a phone call? How refreshing you were when you kissed someone else, why now? Embarrassed? Women, sometimes you can't be too reserved... oh--"

I didn't let the other party have a chance to continue, I picked up the coffee cup with a blank expression, and threw the plate below it without hesitation.After hitting the rear opponent accurately, I continued to struggle with the phone.

Well... what should I do?A phone call is a must!But how?I can report on the idle matter that has been resolved, but what about the others?If you want to ask him why he put so much money on my card, is he going to take care of me... Ahh!

Who will be adopted!It was all influenced by the embarrassing goods in Yinsangna!

I stared at the phone for a while, and finally put it on the table seemingly calmly, and took a sip of coffee.After a while, I raised my head to look at Yinshi who had been staring at me, and said embarrassingly, "Well... it's better to call at night..."

So, I received the contemptuous gaze of the other party without any surprise.

"In short, you don't need to worry about this matter!" I picked up a biscuit, pushed the phone away, and started to discuss business, "Have you found a way to go back?"

"Huh? Didn't you say that you don't have to worry about this kind of thing?" Yin Shi finished Buffy