Nameless Apocalypse

It's a bit embarrassing, I really didn't see it... But after talking for a long time, Yiping started to fight with Lanbo.It really is a child... I looked at the way the two of them were jumping and sighed.

But I didn't sigh for a long time. When I saw Yinshi squatting there and didn't know what I was doing, I suddenly had a bad feeling and walked over: "Yin Sang, what are you doing?"

"Oh! Wu Ming! Come here!" Yinshi waved to me, then pointed to the chestnut-haired lady in front of her, her eyes glowing, "I heard that this lady will be ranked!"

"Ranking..." I frowned and thought for a while, and then remembered that it was the child who was taken hostage by Xiao Mu in the Black Obsidian War, "Fengta?" stick boy...

"That's right! Fengta's ranking of the top three charm points for Xiaochun was very accurate!" A young girl with ponytails full of energy said from the side, smiling brightly.

"Charm point?" Yinshi touched his chin, then pointed at me and said, "Hey, brat, show this girl what are the top three charm points?"

"Hey, hey!" The corner of my mouth twitched, and just as I wanted to stop it, the wind over there answered yes and started ranking.I was speechless.hello!Didn't you hear that ranking Fengtai's ranking is very difficult to obtain and it costs a lot of money! ?This is the cheating!

"Sister Wu Ming's charm...No.3, the canine teeth that show when she smiles."

"Come on, Wu Ming, have a look." Yinshi poked my face, and I punched him: "Go away!"

"No.2, slender legs."

Yinshi nodded fiercely when he heard the words: "Yeah, that's true. It can make up for your lack of breasts..."

"Do you want to die? Do you want to die once?" I drew my sword with a sinister smile.

"Calm down! You still have room! Eat more papaya... Wait! Don't call! Listen to No.1! Don't you want to know? The charm point that is more outstanding than your legs... Aww!"

"Don't listen!" I blacked out, retracted my fist, and said to Feng Tai, "This ranking is already developing in a strange place! We should hurry up..."

"No.1, smooth and delicate fair skin." After Feng Tai finished speaking, all the objects floating around fell down. He took out a big book from nowhere and began to write on it, "Remember Come down..." "..." I held my forehead, feeling powerless to complain.What's up with this ranking?Why, I feel a little erotic...

"Hmm... the last point is really..." Yinshi rubbed his chin as if recalling it, I didn't know it at first, but after I realized it, my face turned black, and I kicked the opponent's calf fiercely.Damn which pot is not open and which pot to lift!I get angry when I mention that incident!If I didn't think the other party was a cat, I would take a bath with him! ?

Yinshi couldn't dodge in time: "Girl! You're getting more and more violent! You won't be able to get married!"

For this kind of words, I have complained too much and don't want to say more, just do it directly.So this party, which was supposed to celebrate the discharge of the little boy Lanbo, became a bit chaotic...Guji Temple fainted because he saw his sister's face, Yamamoto caused a certain degree of commotion because he helped throw the plate, and Gintoki and I were in the same place In the state of chasing and hiding, a hot-blooded young man who appeared out of nowhere was also Tim Ran Sawada trying to persuade him to fight.Uncle Yamamoto was very happy to see such excitement, and even more so when he saw that I had drawn my sword, he happily dragged me to the sparring, saying that it was for Uncle Sanada to help me see if I had made progress.

So I was dragged into a competition for no apparent reason.Of course, I lost in the end. You must know that Uncle Yamamoto is a person who doesn’t know what water release is... But I was quite comforted when I heard Uncle Yamamoto praise me for my improvement, because there are really too few people who praise me. Is it?

After such a commotion, time passed quickly.In the blink of an eye, it was dusk.

Because I was sweating all over, I took a shower and changed my clothes. I stepped on wooden clogs while wiping my hair. I walked around a group of children who were lying down tired after packing up, and walked to the door to help close the store.

"Hmm..." I stood at the door, wiping my hair with a towel in one hand and akimbo in the other, looking at the signboard, my thoughts suddenly flew away, and I began to think about why Uncle Yamamoto wanted to call "Bamboo Sushi"... because of the integrity of bamboo?Isn't that the atmosphere of ancient Chinese literati?

But I didn't digress too far, because something unexpected happened...

"Don't come out to dry your hair before drying it." A familiar voice sounded from behind. I froze and turned around, and saw L standing behind me, with no expression on his face, his lips tightly pursed, and his hands in his hands. in the pocket.

"Huh?" I tilted my head, looked up at the sky and rubbed my eyes, "Huh?" I always felt like I was hallucinating...

The other party ignored my series of actions, and came over and picked up the towel on my head and wiped my hair: "It's still dripping."

"Ah, um..." Before I could recover, I blinked my eyes, looked at the other person's face close at hand, and stammered, "You, why are you here?"

"Huh?" L raised his eyes and said lightly, "To prevent you from being deceived by others."

Confession

After listening to that sentence, my head went blank for a moment, and I only uttered one word for a long time: "...Huh?"

The other party didn't continue talking, but took my hand and walked into the store: "Go in and talk."

I froze for a moment, didn't think much, and obediently followed in.

The group of tired children inside had disappeared, maybe some of them went home and some of them went out with boy Yamamoto.Although there is no one inside, this is definitely not a good place to talk...

Just when I was about to speak in another place, L pulled a chair over and said, "Sit down."

So I swallowed back what I just wanted to say, sat down obediently, and let the other party wipe my hair slowly.

Of course, I'm not as calm as he is... I sat there with my head bowed, and my mood went from panic at the beginning to helplessness now. I feel that I have experienced all kinds of emotions, but I just can't calm down!

And before the other party spoke, I really didn't know how to ask questions... So I kept my stiff sitting posture and said nothing.

"Are you still wondering why I came here?" L paused, I looked up at him in surprise, the other person seemed a little helpless, "What you're thinking is written all over your face."

"Is it that obvious?" I looked at him and touched my face subconsciously.

L leaned down, looked at me at the same level, and when he seemed to say something, the door of the inner room was opened, and Gintoki came in with a wine bottle and yelled: "Hey! Girl! That uncle said that the best sake is placed in the bottle. Where is it?"

"It's in the second row on the shelf over there, probably..." I pointed my finger and added, "If you can't find it, ask Ah Wu."

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt that the strength in my hand was a little heavier. As soon as I turned my head, I saw L looking at Yinshi expressionlessly, and asked indifferently: "Who is he?"

"Ah, he is..." I was thinking about how to introduce him, when Yinshi put the wine bottle aside, walked over, folded his hands on his chest, with a serious expression on his face: "What's the matter? Do you want to marry my daughter? What is the dowry gift?" ?”

"..." The corner of my mouth twitched, and I threw the towel over my shoulder, "Stop talking nonsense! Also, where did you come from, Dad!"

"Huh? Girl, you don't want your father if you have a man?" Yinshi caught the towel with a heartbroken look, and almost used the towel as a handkerchief to wipe the corners of his eyes.

It was enough for L to stand aside and watch, and said with a bad complexion: "Come on, you should be the cat next to Wu Ming before, right?"

So Yinshi kept the same expression just now, and I stood up and leaned over to ask L in a low voice, "How did you find out?"

"It's a very simple method of elimination." L replied me indifferently, "Once all the impossibilities have been eliminated, then no matter how unbelievable the rest is, it is the truth."

This person is really amazing!I can't think of why! ?I looked at him tearfully, only to see him rubbing my hair, his expression unchanged: "You are too stupid."

"..." I twitched the corner of my mouth, turned my head, and decided to ignore him for the next hour.

"Wu Ming, come with me." L didn't continue the topic, but pulled me away, "Go to your room and talk."

"Huh? Ah, this way." Although I was in an unknown state, I still thought about it and led the way without hesitation.

After entering the room, I began to secretly rejoice, fortunately, I didn't make the quilt because I got up late today, otherwise I would be ashamed...

"Wu Ming, don't you have something to ask me?" L never let go of my hand from the beginning to the end, and I also let him go after the first attempt to withdraw my hand to no avail.Although it still feels a bit unnatural...

"Huh?" I looked at him, took a deep breath, and asked rather aggrieved, "Why did you hang up on me last night?"

"Huh?" L blinked, as if he didn't understand, then lowered his eyes slightly, tilted his head slightly, as if he was a bit angry, "Because I'm angry."

"Hey?" I touched my nose and asked carefully, "Why?" Where did I offend him?Is it because Yinsang didn't tell him clearly?

"Huh?" L rubbed his hair, looked at me with a frown, "Anyone will be angry when they see the person they like and others don't know."

"How can I be unclear! Yinsang is just a pure bad friend!" After I replied, I thought about the sentence just now, and I was stunned, and asked a little stammeringly, "Hey?! What about that?"