Nameless Apocalypse

Bad thing! "I said firmly, almost raising my hand to swear. But after I finished speaking, I was embarrassed...

…Why did what I just said sound like the lines of those men who are suspected of having an affair!Nonsence!Who would have an affair!

"Huh?" I was dumbfounded listening to the electronic sound of Didi after being hung up.Why do you want me to explain this kind of thing, and what is meant by more than this... Anyway, I will definitely kill Yinsang!And why Yinsang has contact with L!

The next day, I tracked down Yinsang by relying on clues, explained to him that only a little of his blood was needed, and then dragged him to Natsume's house.

"Hey, girl! Think carefully before you do something! Although it is said to be something like a mythical beast, it might actually be like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" Gintoki said solemnly with a serious face. with.

"Although you are here, it is not the world of Gintama. I don't think such an embarrassing thing will happen." I twitched the corner of my mouth.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... No way!Our Simba will definitely not be a bastard! (Hello)

"Don't underestimate this world... You know, the more you feel that impossible things are more likely to happen..." Yinshi sighed, I let go of the hand that had been holding him, turned around, and just wanted to say something At that moment, the other party's expression changed, and he pulled me past me to dodge to the right.

I just felt a sharp wind blowing on the left side, and then I fell to the ground with a stabbing pain in my arm.

Without any time for hesitation or consideration, I drew out my sword and seized the time to adjust my state and get ready to attack.On the other side, Yinshi also pulled out the wooden knife.

"Hey! Girl! What is this thing!"

"How do I know..." I narrowed my eyes and looked at the unknown creature in front of me. This bull-headed monster with a horse face seemed so familiar...

"Kill...kill...kill..." The monster who was moving slowly raised his head suddenly, revealing his frighteningly large eyes, and grinning, revealing his sharp fangs, his forward movement suddenly became quite fast, " Kill you!"

Kill your sister!I gritted my teeth and stepped forward holding the sword.The origin of this monster is unknown, and it is quite huge... Looking at the huge monster that is as tall as three of me and the gloomy fangs, I think the odds of winning are very small...

The opponent's attack has always been aimed at me, even with Yinshi's help, I still struggled to resist it.

"Hey! Wu Ming! What did you do to make the other party hate you so much!"

"How do I know!" As I said that, I kicked the opponent's outstretched claws away, and slashed down with a sword. The monster let out a shrill cry, shaking the surrounding trees.

Just when I held the opponent's hands, Gintoki had already jumped on the opponent's head, and the wooden knife stabbed it in the eye mercilessly.The monster roared, retracted its claws, turned and ran away.

I looked at its running figure and remembered... Isn't this the one that attacked Natsume before and was beaten back by my sword?I also took a lot of effort to clean up the blood on the Lion King Knife...

Of course, this is not the point.

"Yin Sang! Are you alright?" I had injuries on my arms and feet, and they healed quickly.But Yinshi doesn't have my physique... I looked at the other party's bloody left arm, and my eyes darkened.

"Huh? It's okay, it's a small injury." Yinshi moved his arms indifferently, walked over and touched my head, "Don't use this expression, girl. Dad, I am very strong, and even another monster will not succeed." ask……"

Yinshi hadn't finished speaking when the calm river surface suddenly splashed a lot, followed by a maroon head, and then the whole body...

"Octopus, octopus?" I looked at the scene in front of me, suddenly calmed down, and raised my head to look at Yinshi, "Dad, didn't you say that another one would not be a problem?"

"Ah? Dad, I never said such a thing." Yinshi laughed far-fetchedly, and it was more like twitching than laughing, "Hey, Wu Ming, is this an octopus?"

"Yeah, we can make a lot of Takoyaki..." I was silent, and Gintoki was also silent.

After a while, the two of us yelled in unison: "Bastard tentacles, why did the late-night file appear in broad daylight!!!"

The author has something to say: The Lion King will appear in the next chapter OTZ...L children's shoes will also appear in the next chapter...Yin Sang is a savior, right? (looking back)

Finally, there are only two shifts left to repay the debt owed by the long comment... As long as there is no exam tomorrow, it will be a decisive two shifts!

So... I'm asking for comments and comfort... I've been really busy lately...

(Comprehensive) Unknown Apocalypse Lion King Simba

The octopus belongs to the mollusk phylum Cephalopoda octopus.Octopus is a delicacy in many places.

In fact, I am only interested in a series of food such as takoyaki, for live octopus...

Looking at the huge maroon creature writhing its limbs in front of me, I just felt sick.

"Yin Sang...I feel like vomiting..." I rubbed my chest, my expression was very bad.

"It's okay, girl, you shouldn't be pregnant, because Yin-san and I have the same feeling..." Yinshi's complexion was not much better, and we looked at each other, exchanging our thoughts.

--what to do?

--Nonsense!Escape of course!

Having reached an agreement, the two of us turned around and ran away without hesitation.The tentacles of the octopus behind him squirmed, destroying a small patch of trees.

After running to a safe place, I held on to a nearby tree and gasped for breath.

"Fuck...Yin Sang, now you know that there are some things that you can't say nonsense, right?" I was leaned against the tree, and glanced at Yin Shi who was just as embarrassed as me.

"There must have been a spirit of speech just now!" Yin Shi simply sat down on his buttocks.After I was relieved, I stepped forward: "Yin Sang, are you alright?"

"Huh?" Yinshi raised his eyes and moved his injured arm casually, with an indifferent expression, "This little injury is nothing at all..."

I poked his wound expressionlessly, and Yinshi instantly covered the wound and yelled, "Girl, what are you doing!"

"Didn't you say that this little injury is nothing?"

"This is a man's unique way of pretending to be cool! Can't you see this!? Save face for Dad, daughter! It's hard for me to be handsome once!"

"Your sister! Pretend to be a fart! No one is here now!" The corners of my mouth twitched, and seeing that the other party was in good spirits, I felt relieved.Go to the other side and sit down, pull out the Lion King to check.The dark red blood on it hadn't dried yet, and I frowned in disgust.Damn it, I finally cleaned it up...the scabbard was also stained with blood, even the bandage on the scabbard was stained...huh?bandage?

I blinked, took off the bandage immediately, and waved to Yinshi with a smile: "Yin-sang, reach out!"

"Huh? Girl, where did you get that bandage?" Gintoki asked while stretching out his left hand.

"It was taken from the scabbard, it should be considered clean...although it has been placed for a long time..." I was calmly wearing a bandage while talking, Yin Shi froze and immediately withdrew his hand.

"Hey! The quality of this bandage is very good!"

"Who are you bluffing! There's still blood on it! Is it the monster's? It's terrible! What if you are invaded by the blood of the monster and become a monster? Are you responsible?"

"...What do you think that is...Resident Evil?" I complained weakly, looked at the bandage in my hand, forget it, it's all taken off, I just use it to wipe the sword.

Just as I was concentrating on wiping the blood with a bandage, Gintoki suddenly yelled: "Wait a minute!"

I was startled, my hands trembled, and I was accidentally scratched by the blade, blood oozing out.

"What are you doing, Yinsang! This will scare people, okay?" I complained and turned my head to stare at him. The other person had a dying expression on his face. I was stunned for a moment, and asked a little nervously: "What's wrong?"

"No...it's too late to say it now..." Yinshi looked at me and laughed a few times, "Hahaha... girl, there is my blood on the bandage you just took..."

I reacted right away...and then I was stunned.The first point, the blood of a high-ranking monster over a thousand years old... the one just now may be... The second point, the blood of a bloody man who has experienced many battles, Yinsang's blood has been unintentionally provided... Number three, my own blood... just now...seemingly...

"Yin, Yinsang..." I raised my head numbly, the hand holding the sword trembled a little, "What, what should I do?"

"Throw it away, young girl!" Yin Shi yelled in horror, I threw it reflexively, the sword pierced the opposite tree, and firmly fixed on the trunk.

"Well, what then?" I looked at the sword nailed to the tree and asked in shock.Although it is said that I want to unlock the seal, I am not ready to face Simba yet!

"Calm down! Anyway, look for the time machine first..." Yin Shi began to look around, and I couldn't bear it anymore and gave him a shudder: "Don't talk about the time machine, there aren't even vending machines here, okay?"

Seeing that the lion king didn't respond, it seemed that there would be no sudden puff of smoke and then a golden lion king (hey), I swallowed, walked over to pull out the sword and retracted the scabbard, and then let out a long sigh of relief.

It seems that the monster I saw today is not a high-end product, so I still have to go to Natsume to ask for the blood of Mr. Kitty?I rubbed my chin and walked towards Yinshi while thinking.But before I got to his side, I raised my head, only to see the expression on the other side's face.

"What's wrong?" I asked with a frown, how painful it was