Zerg's Serving Guidelines

brother debt

The parasite that received Alek was a split of the general-level parasite Yaster.

In the classification of Zerg experts, General Yaster belongs to the captivity group, trying to find a way forward on the road of domesticating Zerg.

Inside the parasite, they usually refer to General Astor as a "caveman".

Parasites of this line like to call themselves conservatives and moderates, thinking that they are the most able to live in the entire population of parasites.

"Winger, what a gentle name." The parasite said, "Oh, don't you like being touched? I'm so sorry."

The parasite Sadong looked at Wen Jiuyi's side face regretfully, grabbed the steering wheel with one hand, and the speeding surface vehicle hit and flew several low-level parasites on the side of the road. He was also indifferent, and instead introduced himself more attentively, "My name is Sadong. You can call me Asa, Ahdong."

Wen Jiuyi gave a cold "hmm".

"Would you like to drink something? I have a lot of rare wine here. Do you like orange or wheat straw for decoration?"

Alek couldn't bear it and pushed away the cheeks that were getting closer and closer to the parasite, and reprimanded viciously: "Get out." Before going deep into the auction, 010 pressed his head to familiarize himself with Alecidya's connections .These cannot be said to be all the interpersonal relationships of Alecideya, but they are also [-]% feasible.

The parasite called Sadong in front of him is the alcoholic friend of his brother Alessidea.The two have similar tastes in drinking, and for Yu Sadong, the only thing that can be compared with drinking is Lie Yan.

He likes those unique and charming males the most. They pursue each other gracefully in front of the man, and take the male to the bed to squeeze them dry before eating them without saying a word.

"He's mine." Alek whispered, his eyes sharp, "I'm a clean freak."

"Oh. I've already smelled it." The parasite Sadong smiled, "The male has a high level of mental power, so it must be great... Alai, you know that I can fully accept a threesome."

"Get out." Alek was about to slap him, and suddenly remembered the key point in the relationship introduction "Alecidya and Zadong have a great relationship", and restrained his itchy hands, "Who knows what kind of dirty disease you have? .”

He has to hold back.

hold back.

Damn Alecidya, what kind of rubbish friends do you have.

Wen Jiuyi sat on the seat, wearing two layers of gloves on his hands, one layer of pure white leather gloves, and a faint layer of white lace outside the leather gloves.Completely different from the usual straight military uniform, today he wants to pretend to be a male in the upper-class social circle. He is covered in white all over, and it takes two hours for everyone from the goddess of the song to take care of the traditional butterfly costume from head to toe.

Wen Jiuyi fantasizes that he is an actor and is trying to get into the role.

Before sending him out, 010 specially prepared an envelope, which contained 200 million coins for Wen Jiu to support the scene.

They originally planned to let the male insect Wen Jiuyi throw a small amount of money at the auction to create momentum, and try to make Alek integrate into the auction site as Alecidea.The two attracted the attention of a large number of high-level parasites in front of them, and at the same time confirmed whether there were any corpses of the goddess of hymns in this auction.

If not, exit safely.

Yes, take a photo or two as a show, maliciously drive up the price, and wait for the corpse to fall into his house, killing people and stealing goods.

Wen Jiuyi internally reviewed the task flow written by 010.He completely regarded this auction as a military mission, and the rigor of military education was deeply rooted in his bones.

They drive to the end of the road.All kinds of aircraft and surface vehicles landed one after another, and the colorful modified tail lights flickered non-stop.The heavy car door opened, and people in various dresses got out of the car. They showed their own characteristics one by one, and automatically gathered together according to different branches.There are also quite a few males among them, most of them are wearing the traditional costumes of their own species, with velvet gloves and rare metal ornaments on their hands; of course, a small number of them were dragged out of the car by the parasite in extreme embarrassment.

Seven generals, seven branches, they also represent the different attitudes of the parasite towards race.

The Zerg's interior is intricate, and there are many people fighting each other in the parasite.

When Wen Jiuyi walked out of the car holding Alek's hand, at least three small conflicts broke out at the door. The provocative language and explicit behavior attracted many people to watch.

But all this seems to be nothing.

A thunderbolt from the blue blew up the chaotic scolding battle, and Wen Jiuyi noticed that the surroundings were suddenly empty.

"Alecidya!"

Alek raised his face nervously, it was his first time facing many advanced parasites.But then, he felt the male's hand gently patting his back, his muscles relaxed, and he raised his face with an Alessidean smile, "What's wrong?"

He waved his muscular hand, "Are you surprised?"

Those who fought separated, those who quarreled stopped, and the crowd no longer gathered around the entrance of the auction. Seven strands of rope came thinking of Alek, and an outsider actually twisted the seven centrifugal forces into a rope. .

"Of course." The parasite Sadong echoed loudly, "You are Alecidya." He brushed away the crowd with his hand, smiling, "Rang, Rang. This is Alecidya."

Some parasites of the post-split do not recognize Alecidea.

For them, Alessia is a very distant name.But they know Sadong, the first step split of the "cave dweller", known as "the closest child of the cave dweller", his status is completely different from other splits.

If there is an analogy, the relationship between him and Yaster the caveman surpasses the relationship between Number Seven and Cali.

And such a character is opening the way for that female insect.

Such a high profile shocked the guests who came and went, but when they set their eyes on that noble and proud face, all the confusion was easily resolved.

Alessandra.

he deserves it.

For a parasite, he is a very special and capable female.Whether it's the betrayal of the front line, his own fighting talent, or his rebellious character, bold and reckless style, and the secrets of parasites in his hands, it's all frightening.

He is a genius.

Needless to say.

Alek greeted several parasites with a smile. They walked through the lobby with Saton. The scent of male insects floated faintly in the air, and the glittering phosphorous powder on the wings of flying insects swayed in the air.The extravagant and bloody environment made Alek dizzy.

It was also the first time for Wen Jiuyi to see Alecidya's influence in the parasite world with his own eyes.He couldn't understand how a female with flawed character could gain the admiration and panic of all parasites?

They boarded the corridor and entered their private rooms. There were constant parasites coming and going, and most of them greeted Alek.These people stared straight at Alek's face, and their mental power swirled around in the air, as if they were peeping into Alek's brain.

Sadong made a few jokes, and ran to the wine cabinet to search for good wine, "Alai, are you still the same?"

"of course."

Sadong smiled cheerfully. Since entering the auction site, he is the only parasite that favors males. "Your Excellency Wenger, what do you like to drink? These are good wines. If you are not used to them, I will Ask the waiter for a glass of orange juice."

"Boiled water." Wen Jiuyi looked at the water glass in front of his eyes, and said, "You two have such a good relationship."

Sadong raised his wine glass and touched Wen Jiuyi's empty water glass, "But it's not good enough, I can intervene in your relationship."

The sound of string bells came from the corridor, all of which refer to the rules and regulations of the sixth generation of the Zerg Emperor, and pay attention to a retro style.The guests who had been visiting Alek in a steady stream finally took their seats. They seemed to know each other, and the simple greetings were omitted.

The lights were turned off one by one, leaving only the huge lotus-shaped chandelier in the center of the dome still on.

The compartment door was locked from the outside.

The panorama of the auction was presented in front of Alek and Wen Jiuyi. The columns reaching to the sky were painted white, and the arc-shaped dome was painted with the historical picture of the sixth emperor.On the giant chandeliers painted with colored glass one by one, the grand battle scenes are painted in relief.A thick layer of pure-skinned cashmere blankets was spread on the auction stage, while the ordinary seats he faced were sitting on red suede seats, and the seat numbers were written on the brass nameplates in Zerg characters.

Wen Jiu swept the past, and couldn't help but sigh that the parasite that reproduced this building must be the enthusiastic suitor of the sixth generation of emperor.

No Zerg world has cared so carefully for the relics of the sixth great emperor.

"Dear adults, the wealth auction will start in 5 minutes. I am the auctioneer this time. Please hold your number plates and don't miss what you like." The auctioneer paused and introduced the process .

"The first game is the technological weapons of the Zerg society."

"Second game is male."

"The third scene is the body."

"The finale is very interesting." The auctioneer blinked mischievously. "According to the regulations, I can't disclose the details to you, but he was once famous in our world."

Alek felt that his eyes were not enough.

He was looking at a thick stack of auction catalogues.Parasites are very sensitive to electronic equipment, and advanced parasites can use their mental power to easily destroy the communication channel of an entire starship.Therefore, Alek cannot contact 010 and others now.

They adopt the simplest way of communication: find opportunities to sneak out to whistle, sign language and wink.

But before that, the focus is to find the corpse of the goddess of hymns.

"Is there anything you're interested in?" Sadong finished sobering up and poured Alek a glass, "Don't you want to buy some for your male?"

Alek turned his head, just in time to collide with Sadon's pupils like lamps.

"Let's talk about it." Alek casually flipped through the pages, "I haven't been back for a long time."

"Some time ago, I heard that a female who looked like you appeared on the Vimea front." Sadong took a sip of his wine and smiled, "I heard some rubbish stuff, and I almost auctioned him off privately. "

Alek smiled.

"Let's chat casually." Sadong put down his glass, "Alecidya...'s younger brother."

Dang——Wen Jiuyi pulled out the dagger from his waist, and he quickly attacked Sa Dong.But the parasite stood still, he stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, "Pa-ta".A thick spiritual barrier appeared between Wen Jiuyi and Sa Dong, and the material for casting the dagger quickly cracked from the blade.

The eyes of the two sides met at the banquet.

Alek thumped inwardly.

He was careless.

"Don't be so nervous." Sa Dong covered his forehead, "Your brother and I, ah bah. That bastard's relationship isn't too bad—I really don't want him to die."

"Do you know how much he owes me?"

The author says:

Alecidya: Idiot brother, do you know what I did outside? (demon whispers)

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Lida and Melev ([-])

Lida and Melev lived their lives smoothly.

They have a superior-subordinate relationship in the team, and a husband-wife relationship at home.After Lida suffered from the loss of money deducted by the military department, he directly handed over his salary card to Melev. Often after a busy day at work, Melev often saw the hero bombarding in the communication that he wanted to eat cake, milk tea, Shortbread, I want to buy the latest weird little toy.

"No." Melev said, "Eating is negotiable. What is this meowing duck doll?"

"He's very interesting." Lida argued, "And there's still a discount! Now pay 100 yuan in advance and enjoy a 67% discount, and the final payment is not paid now!"

"No."

"Then, what about this? Jumping fish that will change color after eating! It's cheaper than ordinary fish, only 20 yuan a catty! It's super cost-effective."

Melev glanced at the product page, and was silent about the jumping fish that changed color and flashed red, orange, red and green at night.He didn't want to fuck at night with males that flashed like neon lights.

"A meowing duck doll." Mylev succumbed: "Jumping fish, absolutely not!"

"Buy two get one free on Jumping Fish!"

"No."

Melev can be regarded as a clear understanding.Lida has grown up for more than a year, but his mentality has not changed at all.He still has the mentality of a child, and there are only training and tasks in his scarce life.

Shopping can bring Lida the most simple happiness.

Mainly to satisfy the endless curiosity and exploration fun of males.

"Melev, don't you want to experience colorful sports?" Lida struggled for his curiosity, "After eating this fish, everything that comes out will glow, with random colors, especially flashing."

The picture is extremely magical.

"No." Melev threw out his trump card, "Do you want to do it at night?"

Lida lay on the sofa anxiously, pursed his mouth at the threat of the female insect, "I have no status at home." If he didn't have all kinds of weird toys around when he said this, the credibility would be even higher .

"Do or not."

"Do it!" Lida turned over the sofa with both hands and feet, and threw his female bug down, "My new toy has arrived."

Melev's expression became strange.He still can't forget the flowering butt plug that the male insect insisted on using for himself—Lida has too many strange things in his mind.

Melev's greatest joy every day is to watch the males toss all kinds of strange things.

Of course, this is his biggest trouble every day.

Especially when part of the toy is to be used on himself.

"Melev." Lida held the female in his arms, "Let's have a baby."

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There will be one more later.