Those years when I was looking for my father in Yokohama

"It's too late, give up, don't fish, feed the fish."

Accompanied by the sound of regret and inexplicable excitement, the people on the river who had closed their eyes and didn't know whether they were alive or dead suddenly coughed.

"Ahem..." Coughing out a few mouthfuls of water, Osamu Dazai opened his eyes, looking at the figure on the shore with his hazy, iris-colored pupils, his breath was like gossamer.

"Yan Jiang... won't you save me?"

Wu Yan's regret suddenly turned into pity: "Hey, I'm not dead."

It seems that his curse still has some effect.

As if he had guessed what he was thinking, Osamu Dazai looked at him quietly: "It's all Yan Jiang's fault. Since I was cursed by Yan Jiang to live a long life, accidents happen every time I commit suicide."

"That's really embarrassing." Wu Yan said embarrassment, but there was no embarrassment on her face, on the contrary, she was full of joy.

That's right, in other words, Wu Yan is gloating.

In short, when Osamu Dazai was unhappy, he was happy.

Wu Yan had no intention of hiding it at all, and happily said to the black suits beside her, "Go and get him up."

"No!" Osamu Dazai immediately refused, maintaining a posture of floating on water, and condemned with his eyes: "This is all caused by Yan Jiang, shouldn't we take responsibility now?"

Wu Yan looked at Osamu Dazai, who was slender and slender floating on the water, and then at himself with slender arms and legs, raised his head in shock and said, "I'm so small and you are so big, let me fish you up, you have no conscience Will it hurt?

Dazai immediately replied with a smile: "Not only will it not hurt, but it will also be beautiful~"

"That's good." Hearing this, Wu Yan showed a reassuring smile, "It just so happens that I won't be in pain."

Then he turned and left without hesitation.

Osamu Dazai with a frozen smile:? !

Wait, what about cursing him for a long life and not letting him die easily?Why doesn't this person play his cards according to the routine?

Wu Yan's brisk voice floated from afar: "You soak in the water slowly, maybe you will succeed in committing suicide."

Going into the driver's seat of the car alone, ignoring the begging faces of a group of black suits next to her, Wu Yan fumbled to start the car according to the method she knew when she was curious at the beginning.

Then, under the nervous and terrified eyes of a group of black suits, Wu Yan drove away the only car on the spot.

Hee hee I won't leave a single car for you, go on foot Shameless Dazai!

On the river, Osamu Dazai was lying flat and floating on the water, turned his head and stared at the bank, listened to the roar of the car driving away, closed his eyes, suppressed the laziness in it, turned over and swam up in twos and twos shore.

Stretching out his hand to pat the black coat that his subordinate took off, Dazai Osamu walked on the road wet all over, and instructed indifferently: "Go and drive a car."

One of the big men in a black suit immediately drove at a running speed.

At the same time, the mobile phone in a black suit, temporarily acting as Dazai Osamu's deputy, rang. After taking it, he said a few words, and immediately handed it to Dazai Osamu respectfully.

Osamu Dazai, who was thinking about how to get back with revenge, took it casually, said Moses Moses casually, and immediately there was a roar from the opposite side.

"Where did you go, bastard Dazai! Come back to me!"

Osamu Dazai opened the distance from the phone as expected, and his mouth became more and more angry: "Ara, is Chuya so clingy? It's like a slimy slug, how disgusting!"

There was a moment of silence on the other side of the phone, and then an even louder roar broke out: "You run away without completing your mission, you are simply a disgusting mackerel!"

"Slimy slug!"

"Nasty mackerel!"

……

The new partners' first mission, through childish quarrels from beginning to end, ends with the success of giving each other new nicknames.

What a joy!

***

Wu Yan did what she said, and insisted on playing outside with Yumeno Hisaku for three days.Among the social animals at the port Mafia, their laid-back painting style is enviable.

During the period, Wu Yan, who had all the grudges on Mori Ogai, decided to forgive Nakahara Chuya this time, but when she wanted to reconcile with the other party, she found that Nakahara Chuya was nowhere to be found.

When I asked, Master Zhongyuan and his partner Dazai-sama went to do the task.

Only then did Wu Yan start to think. He took the former port Mafia model worker Yumeno Kusaku to rest, so who will take over the workload?

There is no doubt that it was Mori Ogai first, because the person he issued the task to was gone.

But recently there are Nakahara Nakaya and Dazai Osamu who have just joined in and just formed a partner. The leader of this heart will naturally send the task to the two of them. Many tasks!

Wu Yan who was carrying the gift fell silent.

Although I was very happy to be able to cheat Dazai Osamu, it seems that even Chuya also cheated...

Moreover, that guy Dazai Osamu is not slippery at first glance, he will really be honest

work?I'm afraid I'm not always thinking about how to be lazy and fish!

In the end, nothing will happen to the two guys in the heart, and the one who was cheated the most will become the seemingly honest Zhongya...

Tsk, a group of guys with a heart will bully his honest friends.

Wu. The culprit. Yan issued a strong condemnation in his heart, and then turned his head to Koyo Ozaki without hesitation, instead of choosing to go to Mori Ogai to rescue his oppressed friend.

Because——Let Zhong also be oppressed for a few days, so that he can understand how garbage Mori is, and maybe he can change his mind.

How happy it is to be the master of the family and be the ancestor, why bother to be the younger brother of others?

It's time for Zhongya to understand the difference between the two.

As for why he went to Koye Ozaki, it was because Wu Yan learned that Nakahara Chuya had become a direct subordinate of Hongye Ozaki.

Koye Ozaki treated him very well, he even helped him cut his hair last time, and he gave him some gifts in return, let him take care of him by the way.

……

Koye Ozaki was very happy to receive the gift, and readily agreed to Wu Yan's request.

The kimono girl with orange-red hair smiled at him and said, "Yan Jun and Zhong Ye have a good relationship?"

"I've seen it a few times." Wu Yan didn't think there was anything to hide about this, and some people probably knew about it long ago.

"But when we first met, Zhong asked me to call him that, so we should be friends."

Thinking of his first meeting with Zhongye Zhongyuan, Wu Yan couldn't help laughing.

Of course, the premise is to ignore Dazai Osamu who has been looking for a sense of presence.

Compared to when Dazai was angry at the beginning and wanted to kill someone, Wu Yan is now very good at dealing with Dazai.

The point is to ignore him first, and ignore him no matter what the other party says, and you will be able to successfully resist the bad behavior of the other party who wants you to destroy your merits.

Next, you need a friend who is strong enough to carry Osamu Dazai.

In the end, just pick up Osamu Dazai, who is constantly chattering, and throw him out.

With these three steps in one, Osamu Dazai will no longer be annoying around you.

Wu Yan took the test personally and is trustworthy.

Getting back to the topic, Ozaki Hongye smiled even more when she heard the words: "So, is that mysterious friend of Yan Jun Chuya?"

She specially sent gifts to ask her to take care of Zhongye, she had never seen Yan Jun care so much about anyone.

After a moment of hesitation, Wu Yan nodded: "...Yes."

I'm sorry, Chuya, please take the blame for Xiao Nan!

However, in Ozaki Koye's eyes, Wu Yan was a little embarrassed because she guessed who her friend was.

With a clear smile, Ozaki Hongye nodded: "Don't worry, Mr. Yan, I will teach you well."

"Don't make him such... a social animal." After a pause, Wu Yan, who managed to find an adjective, made this request.

The bald Arimori garbage and Shameless Dazai will do, and Chuya might as well forget it.

This request made Ozaki Hongye, who is also a social animal, silent: "...Maybe, Yan Jun can go to help Zhongye?"

Wu Yan said without hesitation: "You pretend I didn't say anything."

It's impossible to work, especially for Mori garbage, he'll vomit for the rest of his life!

He would rather be idle and sleep than go!

What's more, he's not free yet.

So, Wu Yan, who had said almost everything that should be said, left.

He is going to prepare for tomorrow's guest trip.

The next day, I arranged a task for Yumeno Kusaku, and asked him to share some work with the poor Nakahara Nakaya. Wu Yan and Oda Sakunosuke walked around the commercial street in Yokohama to confuse others, and changed clothes in the mall. After picking up the gift, I got on the train in a different form and went to Tokyo.

In the name of going to Tokyo to play, in fact, it was like the first time they went to another world with Saiki Kusuo, they negotiated the location in advance and asked Saiki Kusuo to pick them up with teleportation.

When Saiki Kusuo received the news and came to pick them up, he saw a beautiful girl wearing a modified version of a short kimono and black stockings, revealing an eye-catching section in the middle.

The girl was slim and tall, with short black hair, but this did not affect her delicate and beautiful face. On the contrary, the close-faced black hair made her skin white as snow.

She wore a delicate wisteria-patterned headdress that matched the color of the kimono, tassels hung by her ears, and her sleeves were folded over her abdomen. She raised her eyes and smiled at him, showing a demure and elegant demeanor.

Recognizing who this person was, Saiki Kusuo suffocated on the spot.

The devil dressed like this to go to his house - when the time comes, they are just ordinary friends, they will definitely be misunderstood as girlfriends, and mom will definitely blow up! ! !

For a moment, Saiki Kusuo seemed to see through Wu Yan's sinister intentions.

——This is definitely not to make him feel better!

"Xiao Nan!" The ignorant beautiful girl Wu Yan greeted him happily and stepped forward, her voice was much thinner and clearer than usual, whether it was intentional or not.

"Stop first!" Saiki Kusuo's distorted eyes were completely blocked under the glasses: "You—"

After a pause, he simply gave up trying to understand the demon king's inhuman brain circuit, and asked Oda Sakunosuke who was carrying something, "Why is he dressed like this!"

Oda Sakunosuke said calmly: "You don't like it? Isn't it good-looking?"

He thinks it looks good, Xiaoyan is the prettiest.

Is this a good or bad question?This is the rhythm that will make him restless at home!And Oda, why are you so calm! ! !

Full of complaints flooded in, Saiki Kusuo didn't know what to complain about, so he could only ask the key points tiredly.

"What does that have to do with whether I like it or not?"

After letting Yumeno Hisashi make women's clothing, has the Demon King finally embarked on the road of women's clothing?

It's fine to wear women's clothes, why do you need women's clothes to persecute him? Is it easy for him to live a peaceful daily life? ! !

Wu Yan puffed up her face and replied, "Don't Xiao Nan just like pretty girls? Am I not pretty enough like this?"

As he said that, he deliberately turned around in front of Saiki Kusuo, the flying purple skirt and sleeves were really too beautiful to behold.

However, it is very clear that this beautiful "girl" is a boy, Saiki Kusuo's eyes gradually became numb, and his soul was about to ascend to heaven: "... When did I say that?"

"Didn't you choose girls to make friends in the game that day? It doesn't matter, as long as you like Xiao Nan, I can also be girls."

Wu Yan said the oath was frank, and Oda Sakunosuke immediately assisted: "After Xiaoyan asked for help online, everyone answered like this."

After finishing speaking, the red-haired young man couldn't help sighing: "Do you have to wear skirts when you go to a friend's house now? The outside world is developing so fast."

Why do you like girls, why do you have to wear skirts when you go to a friend's house, Oda Sakunosuke, are you natural or natural black!

More complaints came, but Saiki Kusuo was too tired to complain.

He didn't want to entangle these topics with the inhuman Wuyan and the obviously misleading Oda Sakunosuke, and asked them to choose one of the two with a cold face: "Either you change into normal clothes and go to my house, or you don't." coming!"

It's not that he is too indifferent, it's because he was forced out!

The devil made him cold!