I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

Terao Yashu closed the book, was silent for a while, then suddenly smiled.

"why are you laughing?"

"Laughing at you." He sighed, "Boss, you can't have sex with people you hate."

He might have been offended if any other man had said that to him, but he just found it funny when the chief said it to him.

Although the leader is young and capable of strategizing, although he can manage the entire mafia, the leader is naive.

If a naive little kid says to you seriously, "Let's fuck the sheets", your first reaction is not to be angry, but to laugh half to death.

Dazai looked at him and smiled, feeling puzzled, "Why not?"

"Because this is not a game, you can't ask someone to have sex just because you think it's fun."

"Can't you?"

Dazai only watched the 19-banned movie once, and felt that the impression was extremely bad.

He felt that rolling sheets was not something to enjoy, but more like a kind of torture, and he didn't understand why Terao Yashu yearned for this kind of thing.

Terao Yasuke continued to sigh, "That's because you don't like me, if you really like me, then you will also yearn for sex."

"impossible."

"It's possible, love is like this. If you really like someone, you will want to be with him all the time, and you will actively desire to have intimate contact with him."

"Tch, it's not as exaggerated as you said."

Terao Yashu explained for a long time, but seeing that the other party still didn't understand, he lost his patience and got up to pack his things.

Dazai thought he was going to leave, "Hey, you are not allowed to go—"

"Don't worry, I won't leave, but I'm really sleepy. It's rude to sleep in front of you. I want to sleep in the lounge next to me, is that okay?"

"..."

Dazai watched him leave, feeling humiliated.

Yashu Terao looked at him just now, with sympathy and pity, as if looking at an ignorant kid.

In the middle of the night, the leader Zai finished processing the last document when he suddenly heard the sound of books falling to the ground from the next room.

What is Yashu Terao doing? Are you still studying?

He hesitated for a while, and finally put down the work in hand, walked to the lounge next door, and found Terao Yashu leaning on the sofa and fell asleep.

This person is really not vigilant at all. If he dared to fall asleep in front of him, wouldn't he be afraid of being assassinated by him?

Terao Yashu sat on the carpet, lying quietly on the edge of the sofa, with his face resting on one arm.

He was wearing a very boyish black hoodie, ordinary student sneakers and slacks, with a very thin ankle exposed above the shoes.

Everyone in Mafia must wear formal clothes to work, and only Terao Yasuke dares to come to work in casual clothes.

In other words, people dare to fall asleep only when they are in a safe environment. Does Terao Yashu feel safe by his side?

Heh, Terao Yashu said that he hates him, but in fact, he has already been defenseless against him in his heart, a duplicity person.

Seeing that there was no one around, Dazai walked over quietly, leaned down, and whispered in the other's ear as if playing a prank, "Hey, Mr. Terao, I'm going to kill you."

"..."

The other party was sound asleep without moving his eyelids.

It's good to be so good at ordinary times.

He quietly squatted down next to the sofa, stretched out his hand, and stroked Terao Yashu's face with his fingers, feeling the warm breath from the other's mouth and nose, slowly spraying it on his palm.

He remembered the few kisses in the restaurant before.

He doesn't care what love is, and he doesn't care whether sex can bring pleasure to people.

But kissing is a real pleasure.

He is very willing to leave his own mark on this person - reach out to hug him, lock him tightly in his arms, and then entwine and entangle with each other, imprinting the hickey marks on the other person's skin.

Invading the other party's consciousness crazily, making the other party dazzled and unconscious, only thinking about him.

One Dazai is enough in this world.

He was thinking about this, when Xiaoyin's voice suddenly sounded, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

Dazai came back to his senses, and found that he was already close to the other person's face, and seemed to be about to kiss him in the next second.

He got up without a trace, and stepped back, "I'm checking his breathing to see if he's dead."

Little Silver sized him up with a strange expression: "Chief, you've been very strange lately—"

"Why are you talking so much recently?" He was displeased, "What is your job?"

Xiaoyin calmly replied: "My job is to supervise you to work well, so please return to your job."

"Hey--"

Xiaoyin bowed: "Boss, I will take good care of Mr. Terao, please go to work."

Dazai got up unhappily, and sat back at his desk.

Hate.

The sofa was too soft, Terao Yashu slept for a long time, and when he woke up, it was already light.

Xiaoyin was sitting at the desk next to him working, and when he saw him wake up, he greeted him lukewarmly: "Did you sleep well?"

That's fine, but it's almost dawn, and it's time for him to go home.

"Well, can I go home early from get off work?"

Xiaoyin nodded expressionlessly, "Okay, you can go, if the leader is angry, I will explain it to you."

He thanked him and was about to leave, but he suddenly remembered something, took out a paper bag from his school bag, and handed it to Xiao Yin: "This one is for you."

In the bag is a white dress.

Holding the skirt in her hands, Xiaoyin wondered, "For me?"

"Well, when I was passing by the mall that day, I thought the color of this skirt was very suitable for you, so I bought it. Your body shape is similar to that of Higuchi, and the size should be suitable. You can try it."

Xiaoyin took the skirt and looked it over, and at that moment there was a girl's sense of surprise when she saw the beautiful dress, but it disappeared quickly.

"Why did you send me this?"

"Because it's almost Christmas, everyone has presents, Sakaguchi-senpai and Hirotsu-san have them, Higuchi too, and of course you too, although we haven't known each other for long."

Little Silver shouldn't have reacted for a while, and lowered his head, "Thank you."

He smiled, "If you really want to thank me, then you can wear the skirt on your body."

Xiaoyin always wears a rigid work uniform, her black hair is tied back seriously, which is really a waste of her beauty.

He packed up his things and wanted to leave, but was suddenly stopped by Xiaoyin.

"That, Terao-san—"

"what?"

The other party hesitated to speak, but still said it out: "If you have time, please come to the office to talk with the leader often, is that okay?"

"is this necessary?"

"I know that the leader does seem capricious, but he is not malicious. He is just lonely for a long time and doesn't know how to get along with others."

He understands, he suddenly doesn't hate the leader so much now, because he doesn't feel the need to get angry with the ignorant brat.

Thanks to the leader for sending him to the grassroots, so he can have so much time to fall in love.

When he left, he passed by the door of the leader's office. There was a faint light in the office, and the leader was still processing work.

He had heard that the chief hardly slept.

After all, the leader is just an 18-year-old kid, why is he working so hard for it?

He walked over as quietly as possible, but was still noticed by the people in the office.

"Mr. Terao—"

The deep and indifferent voice of the other party overflowed from the room unhurriedly, like a pile of ice cubes hitting his face, making his teeth cold.

He stood still, "Yes, what are your orders."

"Did you give Xiaoyin a gift just now?"

"Yes."

"Why only give her my gift?"

He didn't understand, "Chief, will you accept my gift?"

"I don't have to accept it, but you can't refuse to give it."

He thought it was funny, so he nodded, "Okay, if you envy Xiaoyin's white dress, sir, then I can give you a white dress as well."

"..."

"I'm going first, you go to bed early."

It's really difficult to stand up to this kind of superior.

But the one in his family is more difficult to deal with. If he didn't go back all night, Dazai will probably be angry again.

He didn't come home until early in the morning, and Dazai had a straight face as expected, but he still complained and wronged him and made him breakfast.

"Mr. Terao, you left me alone at home in order to take care of the leader."

"This is the last time."

The other party was displeased, "I don't believe it, I tried my best to be coquettish to keep you at home, but the leader called you over with an order, it's not fair."

When eating breakfast, he didn't dare to look up into Dazai's eyes at all. Every time the other party acted like a spoiled child with him like this, he couldn't help but feel pity in his heart, and made him feel that he had committed a heinous crime.

Who would have the heart to make this little beauty sad.

And when Dazai stood there complaining with his back to him, the aura exuded from his whole body was very much like that of a leader, Yashu Terao looked at him, and the image of the leader appeared in his mind inexplicably.

These two people are really similar, the way they speak is very similar, and their figures are also very similar...

No, I can't continue thinking about it. He really should stay away from the leader, otherwise he will get crazy sooner or later.

He will never go to the chief's office again in the future.

After eating, Terao Yasuke went to the sink to wash the dishes, and Dazai walked around beside him, staring at the hickey on his neck with a gloomy expression.

But when Terao Yasuke looked at him, he immediately put away the gloomy expression on his face, and put on his usual lively and gentle face: "Are you tired at work?"

"Fortunately, I slept in the lounge for a long time. During this period, the leader didn't shoot me. I'm quite relieved."

"Your leader is so annoying..."

Terao Yashu nodded, "Yes, the leader has such a bad personality, I think he must be ugly."

Dazai was speechless.

Speaking of which, Terao Yasuke is a face control, if he finds that the leader looks exactly like him, will he also be tempted by the leader?

will you?

Terao Yasuke continued: "Actually, I always think of you when I am with the leader. He is very similar to you, but if he can be a little gentle like you, I won't hate him so much."

Dazai sneered, "Impossible, it is impossible for your leader to become gentle, because the gentle part of his personality no longer exists."

"What do you mean?"

The gentle part of the leader's personality was stripped away, and that part of his personality became Butei's Osamu Dazai.

So Butei's Dazai is only gentle, and the leader is only vicious.

Dazai knows all the truth, but he can't tell the truth to Yao Terao.

Because he was created by the "book", if more than two people know the existence of the "book", the world will become unstable. The more people who know, the stronger the trend of instability, and may even collapse in the end .

I can only keep it a secret for as long as I can, until the end of time.

Yashu Terao passed a few days of peace, although the leader still called him to the office frequently, but every time he found an excuse to decline: "I'm busy, I can't go, sorry."

He could imagine the leader being angry, but he was really not in the mood to deal with the leader.

At the same time, Dazai suddenly became very insecure, clinging to him more often than before.

Dazai used to be very lazy and rarely went out for a walk, but now Dazai follows him wherever he goes, and he follows him all the way when he goes shopping.

"You don't have to follow me when I go out."

"No, it's dangerous outside. There are many men who are hostile to you. I must protect you."

When he was at home, Dazai called him every once in a while: "Mr. Terao."

"Ah."

"Mr. Terao~~"

"Well, here I am."

Then no matter what he was doing, the other party would rush to hug him, press him into the sofa or bed, and force him to kiss himself.

It's not good to be too clingy, pestering him like this, he can't concentrate on studying at all.

But they still haven't been able to have sex.

For unknown reasons, all his shifts were suddenly changed to night shifts, which meant that he had to stay in mafia every night, and had no time to get along with Dazai, let alone have sex.

He complained to his superiors: "I can't work the night shift all the time, I need time to sleep."

The superior replied to him: "The leader said that when you are at work, you can sleep when you want to sleep, and rest when you want to rest. No matter how lazy you are, he will not blame you."

And such good things?

"But, I still feel—"

"And, the salary will be doubled for you."

"make a deal."

Paid laziness, who can refuse this temptation?

That night, he was going to work in mafia, and when he was walking on the road, he met Sakunosuke Oda.

He offered to say hello. , Oda also recognized him, and smiled, "Terao? Have you been taking classes seriously recently?"

He met this Mr. Oda in the orphanage, and the other party would often give gifts to the children, and they became acquainted after going back and forth.

"Mr. Oda, why haven't you been to the orphanage recently?"

"Because of some trivial matters recently, our detective agency... No, someone in our family has been lost. I have been looking for him, so I don't have time to come."

Oda came out to look for Dazai.

During this period of time, Dazai was elusive, only showing up when the detective agency was in danger, and the rest of the time seemed to disappear.

After a long time, everyone in the detective agency inevitably became suspicious. They wanted to know what Dazai was doing outside.

He exchanged a few words with Oda, and before leaving, Oda took out a gift box from his handbag: "This is for you, a Christmas present."

"Thank you, but isn't this gift for those children?"

Oda patted his head gently, "In my eyes, you are also a child."

He has always admired Oda-senpai. Before Dazai appeared, he felt that his future lover should be a stable and reliable adult like Oda-senpai.

It's a pity that Dazai is not stable at all, and he is very different from his ideal lover.

But there is no way, if you like it, you like it, and he admits it.

He came to Mafia's infirmary, changed into a doctor's uniform, and prepared to check the list of medicinal materials.

At this time, a subordinate looked at him worriedly: "Senior Terao, your complexion is very bad, are you sick?"

"No, I'm just a little hungry. I'm in a hurry to go to work, so I don't have time for dinner."

In fact, he recently suffered from stomach problems and has no appetite.

He has always had stomach problems, but he doesn't like to take medicine. Dazai used a spoon to force-feed him medicine, and he would secretly spit it out.

"What if you're hungry, do you want some takeaway for you?"

"It's okay, don't worry about me, bring yesterday's drug purchase list."

After checking the catalog, he went to the lounge to take a nap, and when he came back, someone put a paper bag on his desk, which contained the takeaway and stomach medicine he had just ordered.

"Who sent this?"

Colleagues told him: "It was delivered by a man with black hair and a red scarf. He put down his things and left. We didn't see his face clearly."

The one with black hair and a red scarf?Dazai?

He was taken aback, no way, Dazai personally ran to mafia to deliver medicine to him, are you crazy?

The leader Zai went out for a walk just now, and he took a detour to the infirmary on the way, and heard the conversation between Terao Yasuke and his subordinates.

Terao Yashu has a stomach problem?

Heh, that old man didn't take good care of him.

He mercifully bought medicine and food, put them in the infirmary, and then left quickly.

After returning to the office, as soon as he sat down, he received a call from Wu Jingzai.

"Boss, why did you suddenly arrange so many jobs for Terao Yasuke, and all of them at night, did you do it on purpose?"

The leader Zai leaned his body on the chair and sneered: "Yes, I did it on purpose. I just don't want him to stay at home, and I don't want him to be with you. What can you do?"

He rested his chin on one hand, his messy hair scattered from behind his ears to the front, covering half of his eyes.

Even so, the beauty of that face still overflowed from the messy hair.

"My lord, Mixiu has a stomach problem recently, you can't make him work night shift all the time."

"It's your fault. As a boyfriend, if you take good care of him, how can he get sick?"

"Tch, what do you know?"

"Look, I can give him a high salary, and I can allow him to be lazy and rest at work, but what can you give him? You are just a waste, and you still have to rely on him to support you."

Wu Zhenzai retorted, "Hehe, even if I'm a waste, Mi Xiu likes me, but the leader, even if you give Mi Xiu a high salary, he will ignore you."

Hearing this, the leader Zai was annoyed, "I used to plan to let you go, but now I have decided, I will kill you."

"what?"

"As long as you die, your personality will return to my body, and your memory will also become your memory. In this way, Yao Terao will naturally become my person."

"You are so despicable."

"When you scold me, you scold yourself."

Osamu Dazai is very cultivated, they don't know how to swear, and they don't know how to curse, so the fierce bickering between the two of them can only be at the level of this kind of chicken pecking at each other.

The leader Zai quarreled with the other party and dropped the phone. At this moment, Xiao Yin suddenly came to report: "Mr. Siwei is here."

"What is he doing here?"

Yashu Terao has been avoiding him for the past few days, avoiding him like a ghost, probably because he was frightened by his "sex" remarks.

Tch, if you don't see it, you won't see it, and he doesn't care.

Seeing his unkind expression, Xiaoyin asked cautiously: "You don't want to see Mr. Terao, so shall I drive him away?"

When Terao Yashu walked into the office, he heard a burst of mocking.

"Yo, Mr. Terao, you dared to come into my office without calling me. What do you think I am here?"

Terao Yasuke sighed, "Boss, can you be gentle with me?"

"No."

The "gentle" part of his personality was taken away by Terao Yasuke.

Terao Yashu was used to his cold attitude, so he didn't care, and put the gift he bought on the table, "You said you want a Christmas present, so I'll bring it to you."

A gift, what is it, a white dress?

Terao Yasuke laughed: "You really want a white dress? Then let Xiaoyin lend it to you?"

"...Don't laugh, don't laugh at me."

"Anyway, thanks to your care, leader, I have lived safely for another year, so I personally picked out a gift for you, I hope you don't dislike it."

Dazai glanced at the gift from a distance, and asked, "Is this gift just for me?"

"Yes, I went to pick out presents for Senior Sakaguchi and the others, and I also picked one for you by the way."

"Oh, so it was just bought for me by the way, who cares."

The leader just had a quarrel with Wu Jingzai, and he was in a bad mood: "Take the things away, I don't need you to please, go home and please your bastard boyfriend."

"Why are you scolding my boyfriend?"

"Because he's just a bastard, sinister and disgusting."

Terao Yasuke has always had a bad temper. He can bear others scolding him, but scolding his boyfriend is absolutely not acceptable.

"Please don't say such things."

"Oh, did I say something wrong? Your boyfriend is very bad and unqualified. Only you will treat him as a treasure."

Yashu Terao was furious, but he couldn't get angry when facing the leader, so he sarcastically said: "You insulted me not enough, are you insulting the people around me now, you are the kind of person, leader."

Xiaoyin at the side tried to stop him: "Mr. Terao—"

"Don't stop me, let him talk."

"My boyfriend is not as miserable as you said. He is very considerate of me. Because I didn't have dinner, he brought me takeaway."

"Idiot, I was the one who delivered food to you just now." The leader Zai thought to himself.

"He knew I was sick and sent me medicine."

"Idiot, I also bought the medicine." The leader Zai continued thinking.

"I don't care about any grievances between you, and I don't care about your prejudice against him, but it's not your turn to make irresponsible remarks about him."

After Terao Yasu finished speaking, he left the office without even saying hello.

Seeing him leave, the leader couldn't help yelling at Xiaoyin, "Look at him, he has such a temper, how could there be such a bad employee?"

Xiaoyin comforted him: "Don't be angry, I'll scold him right away."

Dazai sulked for a while, picked up the gift on the table, opened the box, and found a tie inside.

It looks expensive.

A blessing was handwritten on the box: "MerryChristmas."

Very beautiful cursive characters, smooth and powerful handwriting, so beautiful that just a glance makes people feel at ease.

Unfortunately, he is only interested in death, so such words of blessing are a curse to him.

"It's so ugly, who cares."

He randomly stuffed the tie back into the box, then raised his hand and threw the box into the burning fireplace in the corner.

The box fell into the fire, was instantly inundated with sputtering debris, and was slowly ignited by the fire.

Dazai propped his chin with one hand, and stared at the box that was gradually being swallowed without blinking. His cold pupils met the shape of fire and warmed up a little.

A gift, just for him...

Thinking of this, he didn't know which nerve was wrong, and suddenly his body froze, and he quickly rushed to the fireplace, put his hand into the fire, and rescued the box from the fire.

"What are you doing?" Xiaoyin was startled, and immediately stepped forward to stop him, "You'll be burned!"

It was indeed scalded, and the back of his hand was scalded with a striking wound from the splashed sawdust.

it hurts.

It hurts, it hurts to death, it's all Yashu Terao's fault.

He ignored the wound, but shook the ashes on the box, because the rescue was timely, the box was only a little burnt, and the gift inside was intact.

"I really don't understand, what are you thinking?"

Xiaoyin brought gauze and treated his wound, "Don't you hate pain, why do you do such a thing?"