I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

Terao Yashu finished taking the medicine and felt extremely painful, so he started calling Dazai's name.

Dazai has been waiting outside the door, upon hearing this, he immediately opened the door and came in, came over and hugged him: "What's wrong, did he bully you?"

He retracted into Dazai's arms and accused: "The leader threatened me, yelled at me, and forced me to take medicine."

Dazai rubbed his hair, with a troubled expression on his face: "But Mr. Terao, you must take medicine."

The leader sneered and handed over the spoon again: "Did you hear that? Eat."

Terao Yashu watched them sing together and felt that something was wrong. What happened to these two people, wouldn't they quarrel as soon as they met?

So he stopped pretending to be weak, and stopped acting like a baby, but asked with a cold face, "Are you two going to join forces to deal with me?"

"Yes."

"You are not going to give me a way out, are you?"

"Yes."

He bowed his head in silence for a while, intending to escape by jumping out of the window, but his movements were too slow, Dazai hugged him back and pressed him back on the bed.

"Mr. Terao, you are not allowed to go anywhere, you must listen to us today."

It was so scary, two identical Dazai surrounded the bed, looking down at him condescendingly.

Moreover, their goal is the same, to fundamentally defeat his line of defense.

The leader poured all the remaining pills into the spoon and handed it to his mouth again: "Eat it, eat it up."

He looked at Mr. Dazai with a begging look, but the other party was indifferent, and said: "Take it, you have to eat after taking the medicine."

There is no need for that at all, just take the medicine and you will be full.

After swallowing a bunch of pills one after another, his face started to turn blue, Dazai touched his face with distress: "Does your foot still hurt?"

It wasn't foot pain, it was nausea. He hadn't taken medicine much in his life, and he would vomit once in a while.

He pretended to be weak, grabbed Dazai's sleeve and begged, "It's so uncomfortable, can I not eat for now?"

Seeing his listless appearance, Dazai immediately nodded and agreed, "Okay, don't eat if you don't want to eat."

Great.

Before he was happy, the leader said coldly: "No, we must finish the meal."

Dazai objected: "But he really suffers."

The leader taunted him, "Stop pretending to be a good person here, if you don't want him to act like a baby to you, just compromise, you are hurting him."

"what?"

"It will be even more uncomfortable if you don't eat. Taking medicine on an empty stomach will irritate your stomach. Hurry up, you go and bring the meal, and I will feed him."

Dazai got angry: "Why are you feeding him?"

"Nonsense, because you can't deal with him at all, you just pamper him."

"Where did I pamper him, he is really uncomfortable, don't you see?"

"That's because you didn't take good care of him. As a boyfriend, you're not qualified at all. You're useless. Why don't you break up with him quickly."

Listening to the two of them quarreling, Yashu Terao lay back on the bed in despair and covered his head with a blanket.

I'd rather die.

After taking the medicine and lunch, Terao Yashu became dizzy and quickly fell asleep.

After several hours of tossing, the room was in a mess, pills were scattered on the table and the floor, and the air was filled with the smell of medicine.

But Dazai heaved a sigh of relief, simply cleaned up the trash, and walked out of the room.

The leader hasn't left yet, sitting on the sofa, reading a book, and drinking coffee leisurely.

Dazai threw away the trash and sat down opposite the leader. The two sat on the sofa, one on the left and one on the right, looking up at each other.

There was tension in the air, and no one spoke for a long time.

A few minutes later, Dazai was the first to break the silence, and said in a very reluctant tone: "Well, uh...cough, thanks."

The leader pretended not to hear: "What?"

"Thank you, I'm thanking you, don't you understand? It's because of your help that Mr. Terao is willing to take his medicine. If I were to do it myself, I wouldn't be able to handle him."

The leader closed the book, stuck out his tongue, and made an expression of wanting to vomit: "Shut up, no one cares about you, thank you, it's disgusting."

"Little boy, can't you say a word of politeness? No wonder you are still alone after so long, and you don't even have a friend around you."

"Heh, who said I have no friends, I have Ango."

"I still have Odasaku."

"Ango drinks with me every day after get off work."

"Odasaku comes to see me every week with a gift."

"Is that a gift for you? It's obviously for children in the orphanage. Don't put gold on your face."

"As long as I want a gift, Odasaku will give it to me."

"But you can only see Odasaku once a week, and I can see Ango every day. As long as I am sad, Ango will stay with me all night."

The gay people are gay.

The two of them quarreled again, and after a long time, they heard Yashu Terao coughing from the room, so they closed their mouths by coincidence.

The leader went to the bathroom to clean up the blood on his body, drank a few cups of coffee in the living room downstairs, got up and left after resting enough.

Before leaving, he warned Dazai: "Don't let him get hurt again, otherwise I will come every day."

Dazai snorted, "Don't meddle in your own business, you are so annoying, don't meddle in our sweet life, okay?"

When the leader came to the yard, the neighbor's dog was standing in the yard and barking. After seeing him, he tilted his head and looked at him for a while, then ran away with his tail between his legs.

He thought it was funny, when he suddenly heard the sound of the window opening next to him.

Terao Yasuke stuck his head out from the window of the room and waved to him: "Are you leaving?"

"Go back." The leader yelled at him habitually, "It's cold outside, don't stay there to blow the wind."

Terao Yashu ignored him, but lay on the window and looked at him, with worry in his dark eyes: "I just saw a blood-stained bandage in the trash can, did you leave it? Did you get hurt again? gone?"

It was very sincere concern. The leader felt as if his heart had been pounced by a cat's paw, leaving a few itchy scratches, which were painful and itchy, but he couldn't scratch them.

Idiot, since you don't associate with him, then don't care about him like this.

He nodded: "Yes, I personally went to perform a combat mission today, because I thought it was fun, so I dealt with the enemy for a while, and was scratched by a few bullets in the end, do you have any opinions?"

Terao Yasuke sneered: "Boss, you don't need to participate in combat missions if you are so poor in skill. It's shameful."

"Ah, who do you say is poor in skill—"

"But anyway, it's always bad to get hurt, and I don't want you to get hurt."

Yo, Terao Yashu just sat on the bed and rolled his eyes at him, but now he came to care about him again, his face changed really fast.

So he also mocked: "Mr. Terao, I was so fierce to you just now, do you still care if I am injured?"

Yashu Terao supported her chin with one hand and nodded, "Yes, you forced me to take medicine just now, I really hate you, but I am an adult, I know what is good or bad, and I can understand how you care about me, leader."

The leader had nothing to say for a while.

Terao Yashu is like this, he suddenly said a heart-warming sentence, so that others can't even open his mouth if they want to hate him.

"So, I can understand that the leader cares about my feelings, so can you also understand my feelings? Protect yourself and don't get hurt again."

"Tch, who cares about you."

"Yes, given our current relationship, I can't care too much about you, but I hope you can know that I really care about you... as a friend."

The leader showed a disdainful expression on the surface, but he lowered his head and smiled quietly where the other party could not see.

It's true that it's nice to be cared about, especially when someone you care about cares about you, even if it's just between friends.

The leader was very happy, but he couldn't lose the high-cold personality, so he replied: "Take care of yourself."

After finishing speaking, he pushed open the fence gate of the courtyard and left.

He suddenly figured it out, compared with him, that old man is indeed more suitable to take care of Terao Yasuke.

After all, the old man could thank him for Terao Yasuke, but it would be absolutely impossible for him.

After the leader left, Dazai immediately found a bottle of air freshener from the storage room and sprayed it violently on every corner of the house.

Not long after, Terao Yasuke smelled the freshener, felt strange, and went out of the room to check.

After taking painkillers, his feet didn't hurt so much, and he could walk for a while while leaning on the wall, but he felt dizzy and uncomfortable.

Before taking the medicine, he looked like a normal person, but after taking the medicine, his whole body became weak like poisoned. He really is not suitable for getting sick.

"Hey, what are you doing out here?"

Seeing him coming out, Dazai immediately came over to help him, "The pain in the foot doesn't mean the injury is healed, don't run around."

Holding Dazai's arm, he asked, "Why are you spraying air freshener?"

Dazai said solemnly: "Because the room is full of the smell of the leader, it smells so bad, I want to purify it."

"But the scent on the leader is the same as yours."

"Nonsense, it's different. I am a fresh and beautiful smell, and the leader is an evil, turbid smell."

Terao Yasuke died laughing.

The degree of narcissism of Dazai has always been directly proportional to his appearance, a person who looks so good-looking is qualified to be narcissistic.

"Mr. Terao, what's the matter with your nose, you can't tell the smell from us?"

"But I smell the same."

Dazai became angry: "No, no, Mr. Terao is so slow, you couldn't tell the two of us from the beginning, and now you can't even tell the difference between our body smells, you make me very sad."

Dazai is usually a normal person, humorous, polite and very responsible, but when he gets jealous, he goes crazy.

Especially after he met the leader, Dazai would lose his temper like this for a while, and would search his guts to find all kinds of reasons to mess with him.

"Mr. Terao, speak quickly."

"What did you say?"

"You just say, 'The leader is full of the foul stench of evil,' and you say that a hundred times."

"Are you naive?"

"Say it, tell me quickly, if you don't tell me and I keep pestering you, then you won't even think about doing anything today."

"Is this how you treat the wounded?"

"But I'm also a wounded person. You just broke my heart and cut a big wound on my heart. If you don't believe me, look, I took off my clothes to show you—"

He was amused, the feeling of dizziness was temporarily dispelled, and the symptoms of weakness disappeared a lot.

"Mr. Terao, the smell on my body is unique, different from the smell on the leader's body, right? Come on, right?"

He didn't make a sound, but threw Dazai onto the sofa, and pressed him down.

Dazai was afraid that he would be injured, so he quickly covered his body with his hands: "What are you doing?"

What else can I do, the boyfriend I chased after, of course I have to pamper her.

"Mr. Dazai, do you want a unique smell? Then you see, I hold Mr. Dazai like this, and pass on my smell to you, and then our two smells can be mixed together to create a smell that is unique to us." .”

"Really?"

"Really, smell it, do you smell like the two of us now?"

Dazai embraced his neck and kissed, fascinated by the scent on his body, moved his lips along his skin, finally took a light bite, nodded, "Yeah."

"This smell is exclusive to us. Others don't have it, and the leader doesn't have it for the time being. Only the two of us have it."

"..."

"Mr. Dazai, are you satisfied with this explanation?"

Dazai didn't speak, but looked at him silently for a while, then suddenly pushed him away, covered his face with his hands, and let out a long, low, and meaningless sound, like a dog whining.

Terao Yashu was startled: "What's wrong with you?"

Dazai rolled onto the sofa, curled up, and buried his face in his hands: "I really like it...I really like Mr. Terao talking about love to me..."

"Uh?"

"Mr. Terao is amazing, why, why does every word come out of your mouth so beautiful...Really, I really like you so much, I like you so much that I'm going crazy..."

The pet dog began to whine and wag his tail again, but he was about to suffocate, and tried to push the person on him away: "...you like it if you like it, don't strangle my neck."

"Mr. Terao, please, let me bite you up and swallow you, so that you won't run away with other men."

Neuropathy, what kind of coquettish behavior.

Back then, he was the one who pursued Dazai actively, so how could Dazai be the one who felt more insecure?

"By the way, Mr. Terao, you chased me for so long, didn't you feel tired?"

"Tired, you were a bastard back then, you teased me every day, but even if you were exhausted, I would chase you down."

"why?"

Because love at first sight is a wonderful thing, and such a beautiful thing may not be encountered a few times in this life.

Fortunately, he was stubborn and didn't give up at the beginning, otherwise this clingy and coquettish little pet would be gone.

After hearing this, Dazai complained in a low voice: "Mr. Terao is really cunning. He used all kinds of tricks to make me fall in love with you, and then made me unable to leave you."

How could he ever play tricks? ? ?

"Mr. Dazai, you have to face up to the reality. Who else can bear your bad temper except me? Look at you, you are narrow-minded and jealous."

"You made me like this."

"Well, yes, it's all my fault. In order to make up for Mr. Dazai, I decided to cook dinner for Mr. Dazai myself."

Dazai shook his hand visibly, "You're not compensating me, you're trying to murder me."

"Just say whether to eat or not."

"……eat."

If he eats the food cooked by Terao Yasuke, there will be two results: either he will be poisoned to death, and the two of them will die together; or he will not be poisoned to death, and he will still be able to please Terao Yashu.

Both results seem to be good, so why not eat it, of course you have to eat it.