I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

In fact, Terao Yasuke also thinks this title is very disgusting, but he prefers to see Dazai's shocked expression because of the disgusting.

So he ordered: "Call again, hurry up, just one call."

"Don't even die, Mr. Terao, don't force me to do such a thing, I will be angry."

Dazai wanted to run away, but he put the newly bought scarf around Dazai's neck and pulled it closer to him: "Mr. Dazai is not my cat, cat should listen to me."

Dazai struggled desperately, trying to get rid of the scarf around his neck: "It's said that cats don't need leashes, so don't tie me up."

"But my cat just needs it."

The two of them entangled from the living room to the balcony, arguing endlessly over this issue. No matter how coaxed he was, Dazai swore to the death: "My wife is such a strange name, don't call it, absolutely not."

"What's strange, many people call it that."

"Then you can call me husband if you have the ability!"

"Yue, it's too nasty."

"Why do you think it's nasty to call me?!"

They fought for a long time, until it was time for him to go to work, and he had to stop.

Dazai escaped, immediately threw away the scarf around his neck, ran to the kitchen and hid, not daring to approach him again.

"Hey, Mr. Dazai?"

"Don't talk to me." Dazai was still terrified, "Mr. Terao is so nasty, I've already started to hate you."

Terao Yasuke kept laughing and picked up the scarf on the ground.

The scarf had been hanging around Dazai's neck just now, and was pulled back and forth by him like a rope, and it was completely deformed.

The deformed scarf can no longer be worn out and can only be thrown into the trash can.

He decided to throw the scarf away, and when he was about to throw it into the trash can, he was stopped by Dazai's stern tone: "How can you throw away such an expensive scarf within a few hours after you buy it?"

"But it's broken and deformed, so it can't be worn anymore."

The other party was displeased, "Mr. Terao, can you learn the spirit of thrift and frugality a little bit? You can't always spend money so lavishly, and you can't just throw away such expensive things."

"I've always been like this, I'm used to spending money lavishly."

Yashu Terao's view on money is very simple: "If you have money, spend it, if you don't have money, find a way to make money and spend it."

He likes new things, and he also likes the feeling of buying new things. His furniture and daily necessities are replaced every six months, because they will lose their freshness after a long time.

These habits were taught to him by Mr. Sen. Mr. Sen lived a life of excess all year round, extravagant and wasteful without restraint, and he also got these bad habits under the influence of his ears and eyes.

Dazai snorted, "Heh, things don't feel fresh after being used for a long time? Then my boyfriend has been using them for a long time, and you don't feel fresh anymore, do you want to get new ones?"

Terao Yashu was at a loss for words for a while, and immediately said: "No way."

"Well, that's hard to say, Mr. Terao is a person who loves the new and dislikes the old, and he might throw me away someday."

Terao Yashu knew that he was acting strangely, so he quickly picked up the scarf and promised not to throw it away again.

"Mr. Dazai, please don't look at me with that kind of eyes. I will obey you. I will save money in the future."

"Really?"

"Well, I'll listen to you."

He agreed with his mouth, but he was not convinced in his heart-this is a deformed scarf, what else can it do except throw it away?

Early the next morning, Terao Yashu woke up, intending to apologize to Dazai for what happened yesterday, but he searched upstairs and downstairs, but couldn't find Dazai.

He thought that Dazai had gone to work, so he didn't take it to heart, but he waited at home from morning to noon, and then at night, but still didn't wait for Dazai to come home.

He sent a message: "Where have you been?"

Dazai didn't know what he was doing, and it took a long time before he replied: "I'm working, and I shouldn't be able to go home in time tonight. You can cook something yourself, don't go hungry."

What are you doing, what a blunt reply.

Usually when Dazai sends him a message, he will match a bunch of emoticons, a bunch of "meow meow" cat symbols, and a bunch of hearts.

But this time there is no meowing, no love symbol, just a cold paragraph of text.

What's going on, is Dazai angry because they had a fight yesterday?

No, no, Dazai should not be so stingy.

He didn't take it seriously, and went to bed after washing up. He slept until midnight, when he vaguely heard the sound of the door opening downstairs.

After a while, he smelled a familiar smell and felt Dazai's hand caressing his face.

He opened his eyes, grabbed that hand and pressed it to his face, and asked in a daze, "Where have you been?"

Dazai didn't answer, but stretched out his arms to hug him, and softly comforted him: "I'm not going anywhere, go to sleep."

It's strange, Dazai never stays out at night for no reason.

When going to work the next day, Terao Yasuke was concerned about the injury of the leader, so he found an excuse to come to the office.

Before entering, I lay on the door and listened for a long time to make sure that no one was in a meeting, and then I carefully opened the door and entered.

He didn't want to make a fool of himself again. Mr. Guangjin looked at him wrongly last time because the leader adjusted his tie in front of everyone.

"Mixiu, the leader is not something we can get high on, so you must not get his idea."

He didn't know how to answer, so he could only say, "I don't."

"No best, don't forget, you have a boyfriend, you should pay attention to your words and deeds outside."

After all, Guangjin is old, with the majesty and sense of morality of the elderly in his bones.

Thinking of this, Yashu Terao pushed open the door of the chief's office, only to hear a sentence in front of him: "Mr. Terao~ how are you doing today~~"

"Ok?"

The leader sitting behind the desk greeted him with a cheerful tone, which made him stunned.

"what did you say?"

The leader lowered his head and wrote the document, his tone remained the same: "Idiot, I'm asking you how your day is, please tell me."

"..."

"By the way, if Mr. Terao feels tired, you can apply for a vacation from me. This is the right I give you."

Hearing these words, Yashu Terao was dumbfounded.

Wait a minute, this is, Dazai's tone, this kind of cheerful and enthusiastic tone, no one can do it except Dazai.

He was in shock, but at this moment the leader raised his head, his expression was as cold as ever, and his tone suddenly returned to indifference: "Why are you standing there? Come in."

Suddenly changed back?

He collected himself and said, "Leader, something was wrong with you just now."

"Is there?" The leader seemed not aware of his strangeness, shaking his head, "No, you are hallucinating."

"Yes, your tone just now suddenly became exactly the same as Mr. Dazai's. It was a very gentle, coquettish tone."

The leader wrinkled his face, as if he was disgusted, "I won't act like a baby, you are hallucinating, isn't it because you are too tired from work and your brain is broken?"

"No--"

"Tell me if you're tired, idiot. I won't force you to go to work. I've specially canceled your evening shift to make you less tired."

And so fierce.

The leader didn't bother to listen to his explanation, but called Xiao Yin over and told him: "Mr. Terao has already hallucinated due to fatigue, and ask the personnel department to give him a day off."

what happened?

Have the personalities of Dazai and the leader slowly merged?

After get off work, Higuchi asked him to go shopping at the mall. While buying snacks, he kept thinking about this incident, recalling the leader's expression on his face just now, and the state when he called him "Mr. Terao~~" .

Just, a little weird.

He has always felt that Dazai's personality is not suitable for being a leader. If Dazai leads Mafia, it will definitely disrupt many affairs.

The leader is cold, and Dazai is lively. After the fusion of these two people, is Dazai more cold, or more gentle and lively?

In other words, which personality will dominate?

He was thinking about these things absent-mindedly, and was in a daze all the way, Higuchi called him for a long time before he came back to his senses.

"Senior, what's wrong with you, did you quarrel with your boyfriend?"

There was no quarrel, but Dazai was always secretive these days, leaving early and returning late every day, not knowing what he was doing.

Ever since they quarreled over a scarf that day, Dazai has been like this, going out before dawn every day, and not returning home until late at night.

It was like this for three days in a row, which made Terao Yasuke suspicious. He tried to ask Dazai, but the other party's answer was ambiguous: "Mr. Terao, don't think too much, I'm just busy with work."

This is hard to believe.

He picked up a pack of frozen crabmeat from the shelf, hesitated for a moment and asked, "Higuchi, what does it mean if your boyfriend doesn't come home for several nights and doesn't tell you where he went?"

Higuchi suddenly realized, showing a sympathetic expression: "I knew it, you really had a fight with your boyfriend."

"No, but he has been very cold to me recently. I don't quite understand. Did I make him angry?"

Higuchi doesn't have much experience in love, but after hearing Terao Yasuke's description, he said with certainty: "He shouldn't be angry with you, he's just alienating you."

This answer was like a basin of cold water pouring over his head: "Stay away from me?"

"Well, it's very possible, because my first boyfriend was like this. We were very affectionate at first, but suddenly one day he ignored me and started to alienate me deliberately, and then after a few weeks, he broke up with me."

"..."

"Senior, hello, senior, why are you in a daze again?"

Break up, don't.

In the past, Dazai often called out to break up, but within a few hours after the breakup, he would forget it completely, and would come back to cling to him again.

Winter hasn't completely passed yet, are you going to break up?

Once you have a bad thought, the thought will grow wildly, squeezing your brain from all directions.

So he was thinking wildly all day long—why didn’t Dazai go home, did he have a new love outside?Did you cheat?

Or, is it because he forced Dazai to do a lot of things he didn't like, so Dazai started to get bored with him, so he deliberately distanced himself from him?

Or, Dazai disliked him for spending too much money?

Yes, it must be because of this, Dazai has always disliked him spending money lavishly, and a few days ago because of the scarf, he had a few words against him.

What, is Dazai going to throw him just because he threw a scarf?

He thought about these possibilities one by one in his mind, and the more he thought about it, the more he panicked, and he almost concluded that Dazai was going to break up with him.

So that night, when Dazai came home from get off work, humming a song and changing shoes at the entrance, he suddenly found Terao Yasushi sitting on the sofa with a cold face, looking at him with resentment.

Dazai noticed that his mood was wrong: "Mr. Terao, what's wrong, did someone make you angry?"

Terao Yasuke said with a cold face, "You."

"I?"

Dazai inspected the house, and found that the kitchen was still the same as when he left in the morning, and the dishes hadn't been touched, which meant that Terao Yashu hadn't eaten at home all day.

Hungry stomach all day?

"Mr. Dazai." He switched legs and crossed, "Is there anything you want to say to me now?"

Dazai took off his coat, nodded, "Yes."

really.

"Then, tell me honestly, have you cheated or have a new love? Do you want to break up?"

Dazai was at a loss: "Break up?"

Terao Yasuke's brain was surprisingly active, and he even fell into a little madness. He felt that since Dazai didn't deny the breakup, he must have acquiesced.

He watched the other party casually changing clothes, and his resentment exploded: "Okay, I have no objection if you want to break up, but even if we break up, I should bring it up first."

"Eh, why?"

"Because I am the leader in this relationship, so if you want to dump, I will dump you, and it cannot be reversed."

Dazai was amused by his serious look, but after thinking for a while, he suddenly understood something, so he handed him the paper bag in his hand: "Okay then, but Mr. Terao, before breaking up, you'd better read this .”

He glanced at the paper bag and asked angrily, "What is it, a parting gift?"

The other party smiled softly, "You will know when you open it."

Sure enough, it was premeditated, and even the parting gift was prepared.

He took it, angrily opened the paper bag, opened the carefully wrapped box, and finally took out a doll rabbit from inside.

rabbit?

"This? What is it?"

"How about it, isn't it beautiful?" Dazai poked the rabbit's cheek excitedly, "I made this for you myself."

This rabbit was only the size of a palm, and it was hand-stitched one by one. The workmanship was barely exquisite, and the exterior was dyed pink.

Terao Yashu touched the cloth of the rabbit and found it comfortable to the touch, so he asked, "What is it made of?"

"It's made from the scarf you threw away. That scarf is so expensive, it's a pity to throw it away, so I used it to make this rabbit for you."

"...So, you left early and returned late these three days just to do this?"

"That's right, I went to many stores in Yokohama, and found a lot of doll makers to learn from. I got up early every day to learn from them, and finally made this one - I worked so hard, and you still suspect that I am cheating and cheating." gone?"

Dazai originally wanted to give it to him on Valentine's Day, and wanted to surprise him, but now he was labeled as "wanting to break up" for no reason, so he had to take it out in advance.

"You made it out of that broken scarf?"

"Well, I made the scarf into a doll and gave it to you. It won't be wasted, and it can also express my love for you. Isn't it great?"

"..."

"Mr. Terao, why don't you speak up and praise me~ I'm very tired doing this."

Terao Yasuke was silent for a while, then suddenly rushed over and hugged Dazai's neck fiercely, the strength on his arm couldn't be controlled, and he almost strangled Dazai to death.

"Idiot, what kind of gift do you secretly make? I was worried for three whole days! You bastard, I thought you were going to break up with me, and I was still thinking about how to blow your head off—"

Dazai rarely saw him go crazy, so he couldn't help laughing, "Hey, if I break up with you, the leader will blow my head off first, okay?"

He bit Dazai's shoulder, "No sophistry, anyway, it's your fault, it's all your fault."

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault. How can Mr. Terao be wrong? Although Mr. Terao likes domestic violence and spends money lavishly, Mr. Terao is not at fault at all—"

Dazai really hates him for wasting money, for wasting food, for being extravagant.

"Mr. Terao, I really don't like your waste, but it's okay, I will make all the things you waste into small toys like this, and then give them to you, just like this rabbit."

"..."

"In short, I will find a way to make up for the part you wasted."

Why do you have to be a rabbit?

Terao Yashu used to hate rabbits, but somehow he found this little thing cute.

Dazai personally made the gift, although it was still a bit crude, but he fell in love with it just by looking at it.

He loves the dead rabbit, wants to keep the dead rabbit in the coffin... wait, no need.

Seeing that he liked the gift, Dazai breathed a sigh of relief, and reached out to hug him.

He didn't dare to make Yashu Terao angry, and he didn't have the guts to cheat. Yashu Terao would shoot someone when he was angry.

"Break up? Don't be ridiculous. I finally found such a good wife, so I won't break up. If I'm not with you, you will definitely run to the leader. I won't take advantage of the leader."

Terao Yashu raised his head from his arms: "You're calling me wife again."

Dazai didn't resist the address as before, but kissed his forehead, "Well, I called it, just this time."

"No, call again, I didn't hear clearly."

"No, just call it this time, don't wait until it's too late."