I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

Despite Mr. Oda's repeated instructions, Dazai avoided the detective agency's meeting the next morning and went on a date with his boyfriend at home.

They sat in front of the TV and watched the latest movie, and ate snacks and popcorn by the way. Terao Yashu felt a little guilty, and kept persuading Dazai: "You should go to the meeting."

Dazai had no interest in the movie, he started to yawn after watching it for a while, so he leaned over and kissed him from time to time, leaving a creamy mark on his face.

"No, I never go to any meetings or events or parties or anything like that."

"Don't Mr. Dazai like parties?"

"I don't like it. What kind of birthday party, celebration banquet, are all meaningless activities. I don't like places with many people."

In the middle of the movie, a ten-second commercial was inserted on the TV, showing the latest tablet computer of a certain brand.

Terao Yasuke stared at that computer for a long time, his pupils almost flashed, Dazai sensed his look of anticipation, and asked, "Does Terao-san want that computer?"

"Well, yes, it's beautiful—"

Dazai immediately covered his eyes with his hands: "Don't look at it, you already have a tablet at home, and you want a new one just a few months after you bought it?"

The problem of liking the new and disliking the old has not changed at all.

"But I just want it, I just like the feeling of buying new things."

Dazai couldn't laugh or cry, Terao Yashu saw his expression of disapproval, so he grabbed his arm and begged: "Mr. Dazai, I really want it, let me buy it? I really want it, I want it, I want it want--"

When acting like a baby, she looks more like a bunny.

The hair was soft, and the cheeks and ears were soft to the touch, and they kept digging into his arms.

Dazai was helpless and rubbed his hair: "You don't need to ask me before you buy something, because you bought it with your own money, you can buy whatever you like, as long as you are happy."

"That being said, if Mr. Dazai is not happy, then I won't buy it."

Terao Yasuke claims that his emotional intelligence is not high, but he is really good at talking, and he can always say things that make him pity and soften his heart.

Dazai thought for a while, and came up with a way to get the best of both worlds: "Let's give the old computer at home to the children in the orphanage, and then you can buy a new one to use, okay?"

Hearing what he said, Terao Yashu immediately became happy: "Okay."

When the salary is paid this month, he can buy a new computer.

He was very happy, and threw himself into Dazai's arms, "Mr. Dazai is so smart, he can always think of ways to avoid waste~"

Dazai poked his cheek with his finger, "Don't act like a baby to me, Mr. Terao always acts like a baby when he does something bad."

"I do not have."

"It doesn't matter, just make it up to me in bed tonight."

Yasuhiro Terao admires Dazai very much, no matter what topic he can talk about, he can talk about sex.

After watching the movie, it was already dark, and Dazai was going to make dinner, so he went to the storage room in the basement to get ingredients and cans, but found a locked box in the corner.

He had never seen this box before, so he stepped forward and knocked on the outer shell of the box, and asked, "What's inside?"

"That's my gift."

The boxes are full of gifts from others, birthday presents, Christmas presents, and gifts for unknown holidays.Regardless of the value and size of the gifts, he put them in a box and kept them carefully.

Seeing Dazai's curious look, Yashu Terao said helplessly, "If you want to see it, just open it."

"But I don't have a key."

"You still use a key, you can pick a lock with noodles."

Dazai's expression suddenly became serious: "Mr. Terao, I'm very polite. I won't pick the lock casually without other people's consent. I'm not like the leader, who always picks the lock to come in secretly."

"Don't slander the leader. Every time he comes, he knocks on the door. I've never seen him pick the lock."

"Heh, when you are at home, the leader always knocks on the door to come in, but when you are not at home, the leader picks the lock to come in. The leader has a plan."

Dazai opened the lock with a wire, checked the gifts inside, and finally found a broken watch inside.

"Ah, I remember this watch." Dazai hung the watch on his fingertips, with a disgusted expression, "This is a gift from your Kise-senpai, on your birthday."

Terao Yashu saw that he was not very happy, and quickly explained: "Well, it's actually not my birthday at all."

"Hey, isn't your birthday every November? It's the day you picked me up."

"No, that's fake. All the information on my enrollment file is fake, except gender and name."

Dazai was a little disappointed, he thought Terao Yasuhiro's birthday was the day he was taken home, after all, that day was very meaningful.

"Then, when is Terao-san's real birthday? Tell me."

Terao Yasuke said he didn't want to talk about it, but Dazai couldn't find out after several times of questioning, he was a little puzzled: "Why don't you tell me my birthday?"

"Because I never celebrate my birthday."

His real birthday has never been told to others, and Higuchi and others have been asking for it for almost ten years but have not found out.

Dazai refused to let go: "But I really want to know, Mr. Terao, tell me quickly~"

"It's not necessary, I've said it's not necessary."

"Mr. Terao~ You tell me that I can help you celebrate your birthday, don't you want me to give you a birthday surprise?"

"do not wish."

Hearing his indifferent answer, Dazai couldn't believe it: "The more you don't tell me, the more I want to know."

It's strange, Dazai obviously hates going to birthday parties, why do you want to help him celebrate his birthday?

No matter how much Dazai stalks, he just refuses to tell the other party his birthday.

Dazai was very patient, and pestered him for a long time without hesitation, even pestering him until the next morning, and he didn't escape until he went to work.

However, after arriving at Mafia, the leader called him over again and asked him about his birthday.

"I read your file, it says you were born on January 1th, which is today?"

Terao Yasuke didn't want to admit it, but still nodded: "Yes."

The leader was displeased, "Why didn't you tell me about your birthday?"

"However, I didn't tell anyone. Even Mr. Guangjin and the others don't know about it. Please don't tell it, or everyone will come to celebrate my birthday."

He is a bit socially phobic, and he doesn't like gatherings and occasions with many people.

But the leader closed the file, his tone inexplicably nervous, "Since today is your birthday, what gift do you want?"

Here it is again, these two people are indeed thinking with the same brain, they obviously don't like birthdays, but now they are pestering him with the same problem.

He repeated what he said to Dazai before: "I appreciate your kindness, Chief, but I don't need gifts, and I don't need a birthday, either."

The leader completely ignored his resistance: "If you don't tell me what you want, I will buy everything in the mall and give it to you. Do you want everyone in Mafia to know that I am pursuing you?"

These words sound like a joke, but with the character of the leader, it should be done.

"Leader, don't do this." He was very embarrassed, "You have given me many gifts, and I am very grateful."

The leader felt baffled, "Is there any? Apart from that watch, where else have I given you any gifts?"

"When I was on the night shift, didn't you often come to deliver me medicine and supper?"

Recalling this incident, the leader looked a little unnatural: "Do you know that was sent by me?"

"That's right, people often see a person wearing a red scarf walk into the infirmary and secretly come to bring me supper. At first I thought it was Mr. Dazai, but then I realized it was you, the leader."

If it was Dazai, the whole world would have shouted "Mr. Terao, I brought you a delicious meal, do you like me more?", but the leader is elusive, and doing anything for him is silent Noisy.

Facing his gaze, the leader could only pretend to bow his head and flip through the book to cover up his embarrassment: "I just don't want to give you a stomachache when I bring you medicine. As long as you are healthy, you don't need to care who brings you the medicine."

"Yes, leader, I have received your wish."

As he said that, Terao Yasuke took out a medicine bottle from his school bag, "Look, I still keep the medicine you gave me. In order not to worry you, I will take the medicine on time from now on."

Idiot, how can anyone take medicine as a souvenir?

"In short, please don't worry about my birthday anymore. I'm leaving, leader, you should rest well and don't be too tired."

Terao Yasuke bowed symbolically and left the office.

The leader witnessed his leaving back, because of the conversation just now, the irritability he had accumulated due to work was inexplicably relieved a lot.

Speaking of which, Terao Yasuke's files are top secret, and that old man probably doesn't know Terao Yasuhiro's birthday yet.

Do you want to tell him?

So in the evening of that day, Dazai came back from a mission, and once again met the leader who broke into the lock at home.

Dazai had gotten used to it, and simply ignored the other party, yawned and changed his clothes, and even took out the coffee made by the leader directly from the kitchen to drink.

After drinking half of it, he thought of a question: "You didn't poison the coffee, did you?"

The leader sneered: "Good idea, I will remember to poison next time."

"Boss, you are so perverted, why don't you leave? Mixiu is on the evening shift today, and he won't be home until around nine o'clock. It's useless for you to wait here."

The leader wiped off the coffee stains from the corner of his mouth with a paper towel, and got to the point: "I came here to tell you that today is Mixiu's birthday."

"Huh? Today?"

Dazai was stunned, his first reaction was that the leader was going to play some tricks again, but seeing the other party's calm expression, it seemed that he didn't intend to play tricks on him.

So he put down the coffee cup and showed a strange smile: "No way, leader, did you come here on purpose just to tell me Mixiu's birthday?"

He didn't believe that the leader had such kindness.

The leader ignored his ridicule, and after thinking for a long time, he suddenly said: "Because I figured it out, you are indeed more suitable to be with him."

"What?" Dazai suspected that something was wrong with his ears, "What did you say?"

The leader was obviously reluctant, but still nodded: "When he is with you, he is obviously happier and smiles more. You can make him happy with two or three sentences, but I can't."

Dazai originally wanted to quarrel with him heartily, but now that he said such words, Dazai was at a loss.

So embarrassing, so embarrassing, why did you make the atmosphere so ambiguous, why didn't you quarrel with him, he was more used to the state where the leader quarreled with him.

Seeing him standing there in a daze, the leader asked again, "Do you have money to buy him a birthday present?"

Dazai came back to his senses, coughed in a low voice, and said, "I haven't received my salary for this month yet."

Even if he got his salary, he could only buy some cheap things. The gifts that Yasuhiro Terao yearned for were all frighteningly expensive, such as the latest game consoles, such as the latest computers, he couldn't afford any of these.

For the first time, the leader did not laugh at him, but took out his black card and pushed it in front of him: "Here, go buy him a birthday present."

Dazai stared at the card and frowned, "What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting, take this card to buy a gift for him, just in your name, don't mention my name."

Seeing Dazai's suspicious expression, he added: "I just want to make Mishu happy. I don't know what gift he wants, but you know him better than me, so you should know what he likes."

The leader finished his coffee and was about to leave, but was suddenly stopped by Dazai: "Well, wait a minute—"

"what happened?"

Dazai hesitated to speak, and after hesitating for a long time, he still opened his mouth and said, "Well, I can tell you a secret."

"what?"

Dazai picked up the phone, searched for the latest model of the computer, and showed it to the leader: "Mixiu really wants this new tablet computer. If you want him to be happy, you can buy this computer and give it to him."

"Would he like this?"

Dazai got angry when he saw his half-belief, "Idiot, of course it's true, if it wasn't for your pity, I wouldn't tell you."

The leader retorted, "Idiot, who wants to pity you."

"Don't be ignorant, you brat, I'm teaching you how to please Mi Xiu."

"Use your teaching? If I really want to please him, I can just pay him ten times the salary."

"Idiot, you have nothing but money."

"Idiot, you don't even have any money."

Their relationship reverted to tit-for-tat.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, both of them have something that Yashu Terao likes in them-he can make Yashu Terao happy, and the leader can give Yashu Terao a lot of money.

The two of them dislike each other, but their purpose is the same, they just want Yashu Terao to be happy.

Around nine o'clock, Terao Yashu came home from get off work, and the room was filled with the smell of hot butter and cloyingly sweet honey.

But the living room was not lit, and it was pitch black. He was a little puzzled: "Mr. Dazai?"

He took off his coat, called Dazai's name, and when he walked into the living room, he saw a bright light shining on the table, which was the flame of a candle.

On the table was a bunny cake with a dozen candles.

Seeing him coming home, Dazai immediately got up from the sofa and said in a cheerful tone: "Mr. Terao, happy 20th birthday~"

He was taken aback: "Birthday cake?"

Dazai nodded, and said in a showy tone: "Yes, this is a special birthday cake. I made it all afternoon before I made it."

Terao Yashu understood what was going on, but instead of showing a happy expression, he sighed: "The leader also gave me a new computer today, what's the matter with you two, are you joining together to celebrate my birthday?"

He said he didn't want to celebrate his birthday, but the two still gave him presents.

Dazai originally thought he would be very pleasantly surprised, but seeing him showing a lonely expression at this moment, he was a little surprised: "What's the matter, you don't like birthday surprises?"

It's not that he hates surprises, he just simply hates birthdays.

"why?"

"Because no abandoned orphan would like to have a birthday. Birthdays are to thank you for coming to this world and to thank your parents for their upbringing, but I have neither of these."

He finally told the secret that he didn't want to celebrate his birthday, and he relaxed a lot.

He was sold by his parents since he was born. Before he met Mr. Sen, he had been resold by many traffickers. In the end, even the traffickers despised him for being weak and thin, and abandoned him on the beach, like throwing a bag of garbage Just like that.

He hated his birth as long as he could remember, and naturally hated the day he was born.

"Mr. Dazai, I can understand that you want to celebrate my birthday, but I still hate birthdays."

"..."

"But don't worry, I will try my best to adapt. If you like to celebrate your birthday, then I will spend it with you from now on, okay?"

After Terao Yashu said this, he felt a little regretful.

Idiot, what nonsense, why are you talking so much nonsense when your boyfriend celebrates your birthday and you happily sit down and eat cake?

Stupid, he shouldn't have said such bad things, he messed up a good night.

He was about to apologize, but suddenly Dazai came over and hugged him with a sad expression on his face.

"Mr. Dazai?"

"I'm sorry..." Dazai whispered in his ear, "Did I force you to recall the tragic memories of the past?"

Terao Yasuke said it was okay, but Dazai kept apologizing: "I didn't do it on purpose, I didn't want to touch your painful memories, it's all my fault—"

In fact, it's nothing, those memories are old and the wound has healed, so it won't make him feel very painful.But those memory scars have not yet been eliminated, and the occasional twitch will make him feel painful and itchy.

Before meeting Dazai, he always felt that his life was meaningless, and he didn't feel that this meaningless life needed a birthday to commemorate.

But well, since Dazai likes birthdays, he should like this day too.

He tried to comfort the other party, but the other party kept hugging him, moaning sadly: "I don't want to make you unhappy, I just want to surprise you... Forget it, I'll take out the cake and throw it away immediately."

He pressed the opponent's hand: "No, no throwing, don't you hate waste the most?"

"But the cake I made made you unhappy... don't be sad, okay, if you are sad, I will be very sad too."

He was indeed a little sad just now, but now he just wants to laugh.

"No, I'm not sad anymore, don't be like this, I'm really fine."

What are you doing, he is the one who is obviously traumatized, why Dazai looks more sad than him, and now he wants to comfort Dazai instead.

Fool.

His Mr. Dazai is the stupidest cat in the world.

"Mr. Terao did have many tragic memories in the first half of his life, but you have me in the second half of your life, and I will not let you have any bad memories again."

"Understood, stop talking, it's so disgusting."

"Hey, Mr. Terao was obviously moved, but he still pretended to be indifferent, not frank at all."

When the other party said this, his eyes were deep and bright in the darkness, which made his nose sore, so he reached out to hold the other party's face, raised his head and kissed it.

This stupid cat is also very good at talking about love.