I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

Terao Yashu saw that he was awake, so he took out a box from his schoolbag, and after opening the box, there was a piece of cake inside, but it was already horrible, and the cream was thrown everywhere.

"what is this?"

"This is the birthday cake I left for you, but I ran too fast on the way here, and the cake is a bit deformed...but it's still edible."

Terao Yashu took the initiative to hand him the spoon: "Here, have a taste."

The leader was not very interested in sweet things, but seeing the other party's eager anticipation, he picked up the spoon and scooped a spoonful of cream.

"Hurry up and eat." Terao Yasuke urged, constantly looking at the watch on his wrist, "It will be twelve o'clock soon, if you don't eat, my birthday will be over."

The leader trembled deliberately, dropped the spoon in his hand, and pretended to be weak: "But my arm hurts."

Terao Yashu believed it was true, and picked up the spoon himself: "Then don't move, I'll feed you."

The leader took a few mouthfuls of butter, and his mouth felt greasy, but seeing the expression on Yasuke Terao carefully feeding himself, he couldn't bear to stop.

It's so unpalatable, if it's not a last resort, who would want to eat the cake made by that old man?

Terao Yashu just fed it one after another, forcing the other party to eat most of it.

Seeing a vaguely painful expression on the other party's face, he immediately stopped his movements: "What's the matter, is the wound hurting again?"

"Yeah." The leader pretended to be in pain and avoided the other party's spoon, "It's your first birthday, how do you feel?"

"What do you say? If you want me to have a good birthday memory, then you shouldn't get hurt."

Seeing him with a straight face, the leader said helplessly, "Well, at least the gift I gave you is not bad, right?"

Terao Yasu put down the spoon and said, "It's not good, I don't like it."

The leader was surprised, "You really don't know the goods, the computer is a limited edition I only got through internal channels, and the founder's autograph is on the back of the computer."

"I know."

"Then you don't like it?"

Terao Yasuke explained: "If this is the computer I bought myself, then I can throw it away if I don't like it, but if it is given by you, the leader, then I can't throw it away, so I have to use it all the time. until it breaks."

Terao Yasuke's brain circuit has always been different from ordinary people, and the strange ideas in his mind are getting more and more weird.

The leader thought for a while and said, "I'll give you one for every new computer that comes out from now on, is that all right?"

"Really?" Terao Yasuke showed that kind of joyful eyes again, "Boss, you are awesome."

It's really easy to be satisfied. It's a virtue to be happy when you give a little gift. No wonder you can cheat away by giving a piece of bread when you were a child.

But since he is a child raised by Mori Ogai, it is normal for him to get used to enjoying material life.

Terao Yasuke seemed not satisfied, and continued to beg: "Then, since you are willing to give me a computer, sir, can you also give me the latest game console?"

Can really push an inch.

The leader gently pinched his nose, "That depends on your performance."

"But I really want that game console, I really want that game console..."

Yashu Terao threw himself into the opponent's arms and acted like a baby. After a while, he suddenly noticed the sudden rise in the opponent's body temperature, which shocked him.

what happened?

He immediately realized something was wrong, and wanted to take a few steps back, but his body had lost his balance, and when he regained consciousness again, he was already pressed against the pillow.

At this moment, the sickness on the leader's face was gone, and there was a hot and tough smell on his body. He subconsciously pushed it away: "Wait a minute—"

Resisting was futile, he gradually gave up resisting, and could only lie in the arms of the other party and be forced to accept the kiss.

Isn't it hurt?

Just now he was so weak that he couldn't even lift his arms, but now he can easily suppress him, and his strength can even overwhelm him.

The other party's intentions were very obvious, he sensed it, and quickly refused: "It's ok, there are still many people outside—"

Seeing that he was still worrying about this at the critical moment, the leader was obviously displeased, so he clasped his wrist and pressed it on the pillow: "So what?"

"It will be seen."

Any close contact carries the risk of being caught.

"It doesn't matter." The other party lowered his head, breathing in his ear, "Even if the Prime Minister is here today, I don't mind being seen by them."

Yasuhiro Terao witnessed the other party's forbearance to eruption, a dangerous desire flashed in his eyes, with a determination to occupy and tear him apart.

He has seen this look more than once, and rejected it more than once.

Even though the number of times he rejected was increasing day by day, the other party's desire had not been compromised at all. Instead, it grew wildly as he wanted, until it reached a critical point, and it would collapse and destroy at any time.

He felt hesitant and afraid, and when the opponent's hand caressed his body, his body gradually trembled.

He reminded himself to dodge, but a certain chord in his mind was tense, which made him subconsciously cater to him, gave up struggling, and raised his head to accept the other party's kiss.

Maybe no one will come, it's late, everyone's off work—

But just at this time, the door of the infirmary was pushed open, and Xiao Yin walked in with the medical records and documents in his arms, because he was busy looking down at the medical records, he didn't see the two entangled on the bed at all.

Terao Yasuke was taken aback, and reflexively pushed the person on him away, the leader was caught off guard and slapped, and was thrown directly onto the bed.

He turned over and quickly reached out to straighten the messy clothes and hair.

Almost died.

Little Silver didn't know what happened, but he vaguely smelled the smell of sex in the air, and seeing that the bed was empty, he asked, "Where's the leader?"

"He's in the bathroom, he's fine."

Xiaoyin was skeptical, but he didn't have the right to ask more, so he put down the medical records and left.

Seeing her leave, Yashu Terao breathed a sigh of relief, then turned to look at the leader, and found that the other party was sitting on the ground in frustration, wiping the nosebleed on his face with his hands.

Yashu Terao couldn't control the force of that slap just now, and it landed on the opponent's nose.

Seeing this, he quickly wiped the other party with a tissue, and kept apologizing incoherently: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, does it hurt, does it hurt?"

"fine."

The leader sighed and laughed to himself, "Mr. Terao can surprise me every time."

"I didn't do it on purpose, what should I do..." He knelt on the ground, holding the other person's face, his eyes began to turn red again, "It must be painful, let me see—"

The leader looked at his panicked look, comforted him, and looked at the blood on his hand, thinking it was funny.

Sure enough, lying is no good. He wanted to pretend to be seriously injured to win sympathy, but in the end he was really seriously injured.

Terao Yasuke is a doctor after all, he could see that the leader's injury was not that serious, but he didn't bother to expose the other party, but took the leader home without telling Mafia.

Although the infirmary is a good place to recuperate, but after all, there are many people, and the two of them are always at risk of being bumped into.

Dazai was on a business trip, and the house suddenly became deserted, so the leader's things were put back, cups, clothes, shoes, as well as office computers and filing cabinets.

The leader has always disliked the pink rabbit on the bed, and planned to throw it into the storage room, but was stopped by Terao Yashu: "You can't throw this one."

He was displeased, "You have me, but you still need to hug the rabbit to sleep?"

"I'm not a kindergarten kid. Why do I sleep with a rabbit in my arms? This is a gift from Mr. Dazai. I can't be treated roughly."

"Since we broke up, all the gifts from the ex-boyfriend should be disposed of."

"How can I do that? I have kept the gift you gave me, leader. How can you throw away the gift casually? It's very impolite."

Weird.

He gave Terao Yasuke an expensive watch before, but it was torn apart by the old man, and he didn't know where to throw it.

Terao Yasuke helped him organize his personal belongings while urging him to go upstairs to take a shower.

The leader didn't bother with the gift anymore, but opened the closet to look for clean clothes for a change, only to find that there were a lot of men's clothes in the closet.

They were all the old man's clothes, and each piece was expensive.

Yashu Terao was really willing to spend money, he was reluctant to buy the computer he wanted, but he was very willing to buy clothes for the old man.

He brushed those clothes with his fingers, and when he was annoyed, the cell phone that Yasuhiro Terao threw on the bed rang.

He looked at the words "Mr. Dazai" on the screen, and answered it without thinking.

The Dazai on the opposite side didn't know it was him, so he acted coquettishly, his sweet and greasy voice was like honey, almost oozing from the phone: "Mr. Terao~~ Have you eaten well~~"

The leader coughed, and the person on the other side heard it, and his tone immediately dropped to freezing point: "Who allowed you to answer other people's calls casually? Where's Mixiu?"

"Don't worry, I will not only take care of him to eat, but also take care of him to sleep."

"You poaching pervert—"

Dazai was furious, but he didn't break out, instead he sneered: "Oh, you take care of him, you will only intimidate him, you will order him to eat and take medicine in such a fierce tone, you will scare him."

"It's not your business. Since you're on a business trip, do your job well and don't disturb our relationship."

Every sentence hit Dazai's pain point hard, so he broke out completely: "Boss, you really don't know what to do, everything you have now is thanks to me, don't you realize it?"

These words made the leader uncomfortable: "What exactly do you want to say?"

"You must be very clear, the reason why Mr. Terao is willing to associate with you is because of me."

After Dazai said this, he was in a good mood when he saw the leader fell silent.

"In other words, if there is no me, then you will never meet him in this life, and you will be your lonely family all your life. So you'd better be grateful to me, and don't always provoke me."

After Dazai finished speaking, he scolded him as a "little brat" as usual, and then hung up the phone.

The leader recalled what he said just now, and felt a little uneasy besides being angry.

This seems to be true.

Speaking of it, Terao Yashu didn't like him at the beginning, because the two of them wanted to merge, so they reluctantly dated him.

On this side, Terao Yasuke tidied up the leader's things, went upstairs to check, but found that the leader didn't take a shower, but was sitting on the bed in the bedroom in a daze.

"what happened to you?"

The leader looked out the window and said nothing, Terao Yashu was a little worried when he saw that the other party was silent, and reached out to touch the other party's forehead.

It's over, did the slap he just made the leader stupid?

It is possible that he once set a record of slapping an enemy into a severe coma.

He was considering whether to take the leader for a brain CT scan, but the other party had already turned his head to look at him, with melancholy in his eyes: "Mr. Terao...do you really like me?"

Without thinking, he said, "I like it."

Nonsense, if he didn't like it, why was he jealous in the first place?

"But I think I stole the life I have with you."

"What do you mean?"

"Mr. Terao didn't like me at all at first, and he even hated me. The reason why I dated me was because I would fuse with that guy. You had no choice but to be with me."

Terao Yasuke was looking for a change of clothes in the cabinet, and after hearing this, she suddenly stopped, and the expression on her face suddenly became serious.

After that, he didn't say a word, but stood there with his arms folded, looking at the leader with a scrutinizing gaze.

The more silent he was, the more panicked the leader felt, thinking that he was acquiescing.

"Am I right?"

Terao Yashu thought for a while, and suddenly asked: "Then do you know why Mr. Dazai wanted to associate with me?"

The leader didn't understand why he asked such a question, but he continued following his words: "Why?"

"Because Mr. Dazai sympathizes with me."

"pity?"

Terao Yashu nodded: "Yes, because he sympathizes with my past and my lonely life in the world, so he decided to give me a little warmth and is willing to stay with me and take care of me temporarily."

Dazai thought so at the beginning, but it's a pity that the swamp of love is an abyss, and his methods are very clever, forcibly breaking Dazai, a fool who doesn't understand style, into a peerless boyfriend.

He wanted to date Dazai because he liked Dazai's appearance, and Dazai was willing to date him because he sympathized with him.

From this point of view, the purpose of the two of them dating at the beginning was not pure, but they still developed a very beautiful relationship.

The leader still didn't understand, "What are you talking about?"

"The purpose of my association with you, leader, is not pure, because I am indeed forced to associate with you, but so what? This does not prevent me from really falling in love with you, nor does it affect our development of a beautiful future. love."

He said a lot of earnestly, watching the leader sitting there frowning and not saying a word, he was not sure if the other party understood.

The leader is not Dazai, and he will not be coaxed into elation just because of his casual rhetoric, so he will run over and hug him and shout "Mr. Terao knows a lot, Mr. Terao is great" or something like that.

But leaders also have weaknesses.

So Terao Yashu changed his tone and said in a pitiful tone deliberately: "Unless——you don't feel happy with me? Is there something I'm not good enough for?"

Sure enough, the leader immediately panicked after hearing this, and explained: "No, I'm not unhappy—"

Terao Yashu saw that he was hooked, and continued to act: "You are, otherwise why would you have such an idea? You are doubting my feelings for you, don't you like me?"

Seeing Yashu Terao lose his temper, the leader immediately came over to hug him, holding him tightly in his arms.

"No, Mr. Terao is the best. Anyone who has a boyfriend like Mr. Terao will be so happy."

Yashu Terao fell in the opponent's arms, heard the flustered heartbeat of the opponent, and secretly laughed.

An idiot, he was not afraid when fighting with the enemy, but now he is so scared when he sees him angry.

The leader was probably also infected with the brain of love by him.

The leader was very nervous at the moment, and his shrewd mind, which usually calculated others, was down, so he only focused on apologizing to him: "I'm sorry, what I just said made you sad, right?"

"Hey, aren't you a brain worker, boss? I think you are obviously stupid. You have read so many books, but you still don't know how to fall in love."

The leader sighed, "Yes, I'm really stupid, so I need Mr. Terao to teach me."

Terao Yasuke grabbed his back and bit his shoulder, trying to use this pain to make him remember.

"I can teach you, but not for free, I will charge tuition."

The leader nodded: "Okay, don't you want a new game console? I'll buy it for you, and I'll buy it for you as much as you want."

And such good things?

Terao Yashu became happy, "Then, since I bought the game console, can I also buy the new mobile phone?"

"Didn't you just buy your current mobile phone?"

"I'm tired of using it."

"Mr. Terao, your temperament of liking the new and loathing the old has developed into a disease."

"Buy it for me, I really want it."

The leader couldn't resist the expectant eyes of the other party, so he could only compromise, "...Okay, I'll buy it for you, tell me whatever you want, and I'll buy it for you all at once."

"Okay, I really like the leader~"

"Are you tired of living in the house, do you want to buy a new one?"

"I will when I have money."

Seeing the dimples on the smiling cheeks of the person in his arms, the leader felt inexplicably more relaxed.

Also, what to do after thinking so much.

He has been trying his best to calculate others for the first half of his life, and Terao Yasu is the only one who doesn't need him to calculate.

His Terao-san is the only one who can completely relax his brain and make him willingly surrender his reason.

So just enjoy what is in front of you, because it doesn't matter if you become a lunatic in love.