I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

Terao Yashu didn't really want to sacrifice himself here, so taking advantage of his unpreparedness, he tore a bandage off Dazai's body and wound it into a rope.

Then it took him three seconds to tie up Dazai and throw him on the sofa.

Dazai was tied up before he could react, very upset: "What are you doing?"

He always forgets that Terao Yasuke used to be a killer, best at catching enemies.

Terao Yashu stood up calmly, straightened her messy clothes, and said, "I have a boyfriend, but you just sexually harassed me."

"What does it matter, this is the leader's body."

"No."

Yashu Terao sat down in front of him, and said solemnly: "Mr. Dazai, what did I teach you before?"

Dazai blinked: "I don't remember."

"Then let's review the basic moral concepts of human beings: monogamy is the most basic code of conduct for human beings, and cheating is a shameful behavior."

Dazai usually agrees with his words, but the situation is different now.

He really doesn't like being in the leader's body, but now he doesn't care, because now he just wants to press Mr. Terao on the sofa indescribably.

"What's the matter? If you have intimate contact with the leader, it's not considered cheating."

Terao Yasuke forced a smile on his face, "Since you know this is the leader's body, then leave obediently and let the leader come back to work?"

Dazai also smiled slightly: "I don't want it."

crazy.

Fortunately, Xiaoyin was not around when he was out. If Xiaoyin saw him tie up the leader, he would be dead.

Dazai stared at him closely, as if he sensed his dilemma, so he deliberately shouted: "Mr. Terao, the place where my arm is tied hurts so much."

Terao Yashu knew that he was pretending, so he ignored it.

He can't untie the other party. If Dazai is allowed to have fun, Dazai will tear down the mafia.

Seeing that he was unmoved, Dazai intentionally softened his tone: "Mr. Terao, let me go, I promise I won't make trouble for you."

"Really?"

"Well, I'll be good, I swear."

Weird.

Terao Yashu ignored his yelling, and planned to go to the bathroom to get a few towels and put them under the rope, so that the rope would not strangle Dazai's skin.

However, when he came back with the towel, the sofa was empty except for a pile of loose rope.

ran away?

What's the matter, isn't Dazai's forte at picking locks? How can he be so good at untying ropes?

Terao Yashu hurriedly chased him out, searched the entire floor of the building, but found no trace of Dazai.

He was helpless, and was about to report this matter to Xiaoyin, when he suddenly heard the voice of Dazai talking to someone from the corridor opposite.

"Look, Chuya, this is the top red wine I brought you from France, you will definitely like it."

It’s over.

He walked over following the sound, and sure enough, he saw Dazai standing in the corridor outside the office, with a harmless smile on his face, holding a bottle of red wine in his hand, and handing it to Chuya with a smile.

"You bought me red wine?" Zhong also felt that something was wrong with him, but he couldn't put it into words, "You are so kind?"

Dazai's expression suddenly became serious: "What's this called? Chuya, you used to be my partner. After all, there was always some kind of friendship between us. That kind of great friendship made us form a tacit understanding and closely connected the two of us... ..."

This made Zhong Ye feel nauseous.

General Zhong Ye took the red wine bottle suspiciously. The moment his fingers touched the bottle, the cork of the bottle flew out, and the red wine gushed out, splashing his face and body.

Seeing this, Dazai laughed wildly.

"I've been duped, it turns out that Chuya, like Kunikida, can't tell lies—"

Seeing this, Terao Yashu immediately stepped forward, took out a tissue to help Chuya wipe off the wine stains on his body, and kept apologizing.

"I'm sorry, don't worry, he didn't mean it."

Zhong Ye was very calm, but his face was darkened, with a look of lovelessness.

"Dazai, what's going on?"

Terao Yasushi prevaricated: "It's nothing, he, um, I may have prescribed the wrong medicine for him, don't worry, I will cure his brain damage."

"Then hurry up!" Zhong also became irritable, "How can he still look like a leader?"

After that, Terao Yashu sent Chuya to the elevator, and he kept apologizing along the way.

Zhong also felt baffled, "Why do you keep apologizing? It's not all your fault."

"But I should take most of the blame for—"

Chuya pondered for a moment, then ordered: "I think Dazai's mental state is not right, you should keep an eye on his every move, and if he is in any danger, please come and tell me."

Hearing what he said, Yashu Terao tilted his head and looked at him for a long time, and couldn't help saying: "Mr. Zhongyuan, do you care about the leader?"

"Nonsense, Dazai must die by my hands, so I must protect him and make sure that one day in the future I can take his life with my own hands."

Terao Yashu didn't quite understand his behavior. Since he cared about a person, why didn't he speak out?

"Mr. Zhongyuan, if you really care about the leader, you should say it directly. Only when you say it can the leader respond, so that your heart will not be wasted."

This remark made Zhongye stunned for a moment, and then Zhongye came back to his senses, and suddenly he was in chaos.

"Idiot, what nonsense, who, who cares about him, I don't, and I don't need his response!"

Chuya spoke incoherently, pressed the stairs buttons indiscriminately, quickly got into the elevator and escaped.

Yashu Terao couldn't laugh or cry when he saw him running away.

Mr. Chuya is quite similar to the leader, they are both the kind of tsundere monsters who say what they mean.

After that, Terao Yasuke carried Dazai back to the office, and Dazai was still immersed in the prank just now, very happy.

"Mr. Terao, have you seen that Chuya is easier to be fooled than Kunikida, so interesting——"

"Is it really fun to tease people?"

Seeing his displeasure, Dazai immediately ended the topic.

"Okay, I'll apologize to Zhongye for buying a bottle of expensive red wine. After all, I haven't seen Zhongye for a long time. When we met suddenly, I couldn't help but tease him~"

Compared with Dazai, the character of the leader is simply an angel.

Yashu Terao dragged him into the office again, pressed him on the sofa, and ordered: "Sit down and don't move."

Dazai rolled to the sofa and sat down, holding a pillow in his arms, blinking innocently, "Mr. Terao, your tone is so fierce, I don't like it."

"That's how I am. When I was in a relationship with you, I was so fierce when I spoke to the leader."

"Anyway, I don't like your tone."

Yashu Terao saw that he was not willing to take in oil and salt, so he gave up the idea of ​​convincing others with reason, and could only put on a pleading tone.

"Don't make trouble, can you bring the leader back quickly, okay? He really has a lot of work to do."

Dazai felt inexplicably upset seeing him lower his posture and beg him so much.

His Mr. Terao actually came to beg him humbly for the sake of the leader.

"Why are you urging me to leave? Do you think I'm not up to the job of the leader?"

"Isn't it? Mr. Dazai, you can only make trouble."

Dazai showed a sad expression: "You think I only make trouble?"

"At present, it seems to be true. If you really become the leader, then Mafia will definitely collapse."

Terao Yasuke was angry, and his tone was a bit heavy, Dazai was momentarily stunned when he heard him say this.

Then Dazai puffed up his cheeks, picked up a stack of documents on the table, and handed it to Terao Yasuke.

"I didn't make trouble. You see, when you didn't come, I was helping the leader with his work. I finished all the documents he had backlogged today."

Terao Yasu took those documents and found that Dazai had signed all the documents in a neat manner, with neat handwriting on every page.

Not only that, he also imitated the tone of the leader, replied to many business partners, and handled Mafia's business orders properly, and every transaction was accurate.

Terao Yasuke was a little surprised, he thought that Dazai would definitely wreak havoc, but he didn't expect that the other party would handle mafia's work so seriously.

Seeing that he was speechless, Dazai folded his hands on his chest and sneered, "Oh, do you know now? I'm not just good at making trouble, I can also work hard."

"..."

"But Mr. Terao, you don't believe me at all, you just yelled at me very fiercely."

How can he be fierce?He just had a slightly harsher tone, the same tone he used to teach the children in the orphanage, and those children didn't think he was fierce.

He knew that he had misunderstood Dazai, and tried to apologize, but Dazai refused to accept it, and kept sitting there feeling angry.

"I'm so sad, Mr. Terao doesn't trust me at all."

"no--"

"You are, you always think that I don't have the ability to be a leader, you think I'm worse than a leader, don't you?"

Terao Yashu thought for a while, then sighed: "I really don't approve of you being the leader of mafia, but I don't doubt your ability, but because I can't bear to push you to the leader's position."

After hearing this, Dazai finally turned his head: "What do you mean?"

It's not because he doesn't trust Dazai's ability, but because he can't bear to let Dazai bear those heavy shackles.

Dazai is a delicate rose he carefully cultivated. Although this rose itself has thorns, he is used to putting Dazai in a glass cover, watering it carefully and caring for it every day.

Letting Dazai be the leader of mafia is like removing this vigorous rose from the greenhouse and transplanting it into the cruel desert.

It feels cruel.

The leader despises this part of Dazai's character, but Dazai is the most optimistic part of the leader after all. If possible, he hopes that Dazai will always maintain this vigorous state.

Unfortunately not possible.

After hearing his words, Dazai was silent for a while, showing a disdainful expression: "Mr. Terao, I am not a delicate rose, I have thorns on my body."

Terao Yashu nodded: "I know, but sometimes I regret it very much. I feel that I ruined your life...I ruined you and the future of the detective agency."

Dazai saw that his eyes were red, and the resentment in his heart disappeared without a trace, so he hurried over to comfort him: "No, it's not Mr. Terao's fault."

"It's obviously my fault. I was too careless to tear up that book. I caused all these troubles."

In the final analysis, it should be the fault of that brat in the orphanage.

If it weren't for that little brat talking too much, Terao Yashu would never have discovered the existence of "books".

Dazai walked up to Terao Yasu and knelt down, pinched his face with both hands, pulled his cheeks upwards, and forced him to show an ugly smile.

At the same time, he gently comforted: "Okay, don't be sad, huh?"

"..."

"I listen to Mr. Terao, and Mr. Terao listens to me too. If I order you to laugh, you must laugh for me."

Terao Yasuke sat there with his head down, sniffed, then looked up at him again, and asked in a low voice, "Are you not angry anymore?"

"How can I be angry, I was just teasing you just now, so I won't be angry with you."

He doesn't mean to be disruptive, he just wants to be with his Terao-san, even if it's just for a few hours.

Having said that, Dazai looked at the clock on the wall.

It was getting dark, and he had to go too.

I hate it, after finally getting along with his Terao-san for a while, he didn't even touch his hands.

And he hasn't played enough, he originally planned to squander the leader's assets, use the leader's bank deposits to buy a yacht or something, after all the leader is so rich, he has nothing to spend.

Forget it, Japan has a long way to go.

"Mr. Terao, you'd better remind the leader to let him have a good rest. If he is not in a good state of mind, then my consciousness will overwhelm him, and I will come out to make trouble."

Speaking of this, Dazai looked contemptuous, "Also, both of you, calm down at night, if you make too much noise, you will disturb the neighbors."

Terao Yasuke was speechless for a while, showing an embarrassed expression.

Dazai felt drowsy and yawned, "I'm going to sleep now, when I wake up again, the leader will come back."

"It's that simple?"

"Well, it's that simple."

From a medical point of view, the transformation of personality is often an instant thing, but they are not simple personality transformations, but bloody battles for the sovereignty of this body.

Dazai wanted to sleep on Terao Yasuke's lap, but was declined by the other party: "No."

Dazai was displeased, "I'll just pillow your knee, isn't that okay?"

"No, Mr. Dazai doesn't want me to be the kind of person who cheats casually, does he?"

Dazai was depressed and could only lie down next to him, pulling his sleeve pitifully.

Yashu Terao couldn't stand his sad eyes, and quickly moved his eyes away: "Don't look at me with such eyes."

If Dazai keeps acting like a spoiled child to him like this, it will be difficult for him to hold back.

"Then, can you give me one of your clothes, I can't sleep without Mr. Terao's smell."

Terao Yasu hesitated, took off his coat, and handed it to the other party.

Dazai pillowed his clothes under his body and closed his eyes contentedly.

"Mr. Terao—"

"Ok?"

"I or the leader, whose skills are better?"

Terao Yasuke sighed.

When it was time to say goodbye, Dazai didn't say a few warm and touching words to him, but said this instead.

"Mr. Dazai, close your eyes and go to sleep."

"Well, if you don't tell me, I won't sleep."

"If Dazai-san had confidence in his skills, he wouldn't have asked this question."

"That's better for me, isn't it?"