I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

There is a Mazu Temple on Chinatown in Yokohama. A tree is planted in the temple. Tourists will write their wishes on red ribbons and tie them to the branches for blessing.

Terao Yashu would go to that temple every day, secretly write down his secret love on the red ribbon, express his admiration for the leader, and then tie it on the tree.

He knew the leader for 31 days, and tied 31 red ribbons on the tree, one for each day.

He never thought that the wish he wrote on the red ribbon would come true one day.

Just now the leader confessed to him personally, saying "I like you" to him, although he said it very reluctantly, and he looked very angry.

He took back what he said before, love is not a painful thing, love is very good, very good.

Just hearing the other party confess to him, just saying "I like you" to him lightly, he is satisfied.

Before that, Dazai communicated with him in the parallel world, he talked about the incident in the bathroom before, and complained to the other party: "It's no fun to roll the sheets."

The Dazai of the main world was shocked, and said angrily: "Idiot, sex is the most fun thing in the world."

"is it?"

"Of course! Mr. Terao has such a charming body, can you really resist touching him?! Unless you have a brain problem."

Is rolling the sheets fun?He doesn't believe it.

That being the case, he still carefully studied the procedures related to sex, and then on that night, he confessed his love to Mr. Terao.

Then, in this small dressing room, he decisively ate and wiped the disheveled Mr. Terao.

It's really fun.

Dazai suddenly discovered that he was no different from ordinary human beings, and he would also perish because of desire.

Terao Yashu had just heard the leader's confession, and his brain was still in a state of ignorance at the moment, so he didn't resist at all, but just opened his eyes wide, looked at the other party in disbelief, and accepted the other party's desire.

Get caught without a fight, involuntarily, at the mercy of others.

After going through it time and time again, he finally had a reaction, leaning against the other party weakly, the corners of his eyes were red, and his voice began to tremble: "Enough..."

Not enough, not even a hundred times.

When Dazai woke up again, it was still dark outside.

The room was dark and silent, and he vaguely felt a hand wandering over his hand, gently touching his cheek.

He opened his eyes and saw Terao Yasushi sitting next to him, and seeing him wake up, he quickly retracted his hands, bowed his head and sat down on the spot.

"You, are you awake?"

What, not even saying good morning to him?

It's already at this point, and the attitude towards him is still so polite.

Dazai usually doesn't have the heart to tease him, but every time he sees his shy look, he can't help but tease him.

"Mr. Terao is getting more and more courageous, and wants to take advantage of me?"

"sorry--"

Why do you have to apologize, why are you always trembling like this in front of him?

Mr. Terao in the parallel world is very domineering and cold, but this one in front of him is so timid and cautious in front of him.

Is he too fierce?

He felt distressed for a while, gently held the other's hand, put it on his lips and kissed it.

"It doesn't matter, Mr. Terao can take advantage of me anytime and anywhere if he wants."

"Really?"

"Stupid, of course, this is your right as a boyfriend."

"Boy friend?"

Are they in a relationship now?

"Nonsense, since you have done those things, of course you are lovers."

"..."

Dazai put the other party's hand on his lips and kissed, and mumbled in his mouth: "Although I confessed first, but it was Terao-san who secretly fell in love with me first."

"……Yes."

"So, Terao-san is responsible for me."

Seeing Yashu Terao's expression of embarrassment, he decided to let her go temporarily, so he asked: "We last night, cough, after that, you have been sitting here?"

"Ah."

"why do not you sleep?"

Terao Yasuke said seriously: "Because I want to sit here and protect you."

is it necessary?It's safe here, what danger can he have?

"Of course it's dangerous." Yashu Terao pointed to a dead mosquito on the ground, "There are mosquitoes here, they will bite you, and I killed one just now."

"..."

"Mosquitoes are dangerous because they transmit many diseases."

Terao Yashu sat here all night just to slap mosquitoes on him?

This is unnecessary.

Dazai hesitated to speak, seemed to want to say something, but in the end he didn't say it, but went into the next bathroom with the excuse of washing his face.

After entering the bathroom, he quickly closed the door, leaned against the wall, and covered his face with his hands.

So cute, his Terao-san is really cute...

Any Terao-san in the parallel world is not as cute as this Terao-san.

Such a lovely person, of course he should keep it by his side and keep it for himself.

Dazai wanted to tell Odasaku and Ango the news, and wanted to buy a lot of gifts for Terao Yasuke as a token of love, and wanted to buy a house to hide Mr. Terao and keep him as a canary.

No, he can't be too excited, it will scare Terao-san.

Mr. Terao is very fragile and needs his careful care.

In this way, the two of them started dating.

In the next few days, Terao Yashu discovered that the leader could grasp his preferences very well.

The leader gave him gifts frantically, and every gift happened to be his favorite item.

The leader frantically bought him the latest computers and game consoles, each of which happened to be the model and style he wanted.

Later, he bought a large villa in his name, with a courtyard and garden, and the decoration style of the house was also the style he happened to like.

Yashu Terao was stunned when he saw this villa for the first time: "Is this for me?"

Dazai hugged him from behind, bit his ear lightly, and whispered softly: "Mr. Terao will live here from now on, can you be my canary?"

After saying this, he looked at Terao Yasuke's blushing with satisfaction.

"Boss, how do you know that I like this kind of house?"

Dazai pretended not to know what he was talking about: "I don't know, I just bought a house randomly, it happened to be the style you like, it's just a coincidence."

Because Yashu Terao from the parallel world bought this house and decorated it in this style.

He can make Mr. Terao happy as long as he copies random homework.

"Is it just a coincidence? Leader, you obviously haven't known me for long, but you seem to know me very well, and every gift you give is in line with my preferences."

"It's all a coincidence—"

"Boss, you haven't been paying attention to me all the time. Could it be that you started to have a crush on me before I knew the boss?"

"No, no."

Terao Yasuke showed a suspicious expression, but Dazai coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment.

"Mr. Terao, remember, you were the one who fell in love with me first, you were the one who fell in love with me first—I am the leader, how could I take the initiative to have a crush on my employees?"

The burden of idols cannot be lost.

On this day, Terao Yashu got off work and came to the mafia chief's office habitually.

The leader was not there, the windows of the office were wide open, and the documents on the desk were scattered by the wind and scattered all over the room.

He felt that the leader needed an assistant, a careful girl to help him organize documents and schedules, and remind him to rest and work.

Yashu Terao picked up the documents scattered on the ground one by one, and in order to prevent them from being blown away by the wind again, he planned to stuff the documents into the drawer.

However, when he opened the drawer, he found stacks of photos in the drawer.

They were all pictures of him - pictures of him on previous missions, pictures of him talking to Mr. Mori, and pictures of him sleeping soundly in the chief's room during his afternoon nap.

This is, the leader secretly took his photo?

The leader is secretly filming him, and has been secretly filming him since a long time ago.

It's strange, why does the leader do this?

Could it be that--

So, when Dazai walked into the office, he saw Terao Yasuke was holding those photos in his hand, meditating.

"Mr. Terao?" Dazai sensed something was wrong, "What are you holding in your hand?"

Yashu Terao came back from his deep groan, and the corner of his mouth curled up: "Master, I seem to have discovered your secret."

"……what?"

"Just admit it, it was the leader who fell in love with me first, right?"

Hearing this, Dazai panicked: "No, it's not—"

"Then how do you explain these photos? If you didn't have a crush on me, why did you take photos of me from a very early age?"

Dazai wanted to quibble, but seeing the other party's eyes burning, he was at a loss for words.

Terao Yashu had always thought that he was unrequited love before, but now seeing these photos, he realized that the leader had been paying attention to him secretly.

It turned out that they were two-way crushes.

Dazai argued incoherently for a while, finally covered his forehead, and had to admit: "Well, I was the one who secretly fell in love with you first."

In fact, those photos were not secretly taken by Dazai, but he intercepted them from Mafia's surveillance camera.

Dazai consulted all the surveillance cameras of Mafia, intercepted the footage of Yasuhiro Terao's appearance frame by frame, developed them into photos, and secretly kept them in a drawer.

This kind of behavior is actually quite perverted, but he can't help it. He wants to see Mr. Terao all the time. Since he can't see anyone, it's good to use photos to chat with him.

Really annoying.

Dazai originally planned everything very well - he was going to lure Mr. Terao into his trap step by step, and let Mr. Terao take the initiative to confess his love to him and stick to him.

In the end, he was the one who had a crush on Mr. Terao first, and he was the one who confessed his love to Mr. Terao first.

shame.

Dazai thought that the other party would be angry, but he didn't expect the other party to jump over and hug him without saying a word.

Dazai was shocked, hesitantly asked: "...Mr. Terao, aren't you angry that I secretly keep your photos?"

Terao Yasuke was not angry, but kept curling the corners of his mouth, looking very happy.

"If it's someone else, I'll be angry, but if it's you, the leader, then it's okay."

"Really?"

"Well, it's okay, I like everything about the leader, even the perverted part of him...I like it to death."

When Dazai heard this, a certain part of his heart tightened violently.

Sure enough, no matter the Osamu Dazai of that world, he is destined to fall in love with Mr. Terao.

He has never been in love, and his love methods are clumsy and strange.

But it doesn't matter, his Mr. Terao is the best and the most considerate one in all parallel worlds.

They will be sweeter than them in any parallel world.