Vinegar yourself every day [Quick Transmigration]

When Wei Ye woke up, the pillow was completely soaked.He curled up reflexively, looking around in panic.

There was nothing abnormal in the house, the windows were tightly locked from the inside, not even a ray of wind could come in, everything was surprisingly quiet.

Looking down at himself again, the clothes before the afternoon nap are intact, and there is no strange mark on the skin, only slightly flushed due to stimulation and trembling.

Seems like it's just a dream.

But if this is just a dream, the experience in the dream is too real.

In the dream, the man whispered loving words in his ear, sometimes clasping his fingers tightly and pressing on the top of his head, sometimes tightly clutching his wrist, his possessive desire was so strong that it was shocking.

There were tears in the corners of his eyes, the tip of his nose was red, and his disturbed appearance looked extremely pitiful.

It made people want to comfort him softly, but also wanted to go too far, so that the end of his reddened eyes could be dyed more colorful.

Xie Wenxiu should feel guilty, but other than that, this kind of thought came out faintly and was difficult to control.

"Xie Wenxiu, Xie Wenxiu." He held his forehead and muttered to himself, "Your restraint and self-cultivation have been swallowed into the dog's stomach?"

But the beautiful young man in front of him belonged to him, so no matter what he did to him, wouldn't it be justified?

Reason and lust mixed with jealousy are intertwined endlessly, Xie Wenxiu's figure flickers on and off, and his mind seems to be burning into a ball of flame.

Wei Ye waited for a long time, and slowly stood up, he needed to change a pair of underwear.

You don't have to look back, you can feel the scorching sight behind you.

Wei Ye's heart trembled when he was watched. Although he was very happy just now, he really didn't want to do it again, and now he had to change clothes lightly--I didn't expect that Xie Wenxiu looked gentle and calm, but he exploded so much. It was the first time. It fed him up.

Fortunately, Xie Wenxiu is not a beast after all, he controlled himself.

Wei Ye wiped off the sweat from his body, changed his clothes, turned around, his pupils shrank suddenly.

There were originally two anti-filth talismans pasted on both sides of the bed, but now they both fell on the ground, and the color of the cinnabar was slightly dim.

"Maybe it's not glued well? I didn't sleep soundly, so it's not surprising that the paper was shaken off." He picked up the two talismans, and his voice was a bit reluctant to comfort himself.

His fear made Xie Wenxiu's guilt prevail, and he warned himself not to go too far next time.

Wei Ye hurried out the door, he wanted to go faster, but the remaining sense made him have to slow down again.

"It feels so real, I thought I'd see traces when I woke up." Wei Ye blinked, and heaved a long sigh of relief in his heart, "There was nothing in the end—could this be the legendary divine friendship?"

001 silence.

Just one hour was unbelievably long. Although he couldn't see or hear any dissonant movements, he could clearly hear Wei Ye's cry.

Like a cat being pulled by its tail, intermittently, tremblingly, it scratches at people's ears.

Wei Ye likes to talk to him in his heart, complaining at will from the feeling of mood, 001 is very familiar with his voice.

At this time, his lively voice was tinged with satiety and laziness, making it impossible not to notice the difference.

Although 001 has always existed in the form of a system, it has recovered three human fragments.

Emotions will not be absorbed, but memories have been completely absorbed and digested by him.He knows what it feels like to have a human body. When certain touches in memory overlap with the scene in front of him, his imagination becomes rich unconsciously.

Wei Ye was a little excited now, and couldn't help chatting with him, "Do you think I'm still a virgin?"

001 took a long time to reply: 【...Just be happy with yourself. 】

What Wei Ye said next, he would reply in a short sentence, not sure if he was distracted or perfunctory.

Well, it's awkward again.Wei Ye is quite familiar with his new system now, knowing that he is a little bit against humans, so he doesn't bother him anymore.

Wei Ye went to Xie Shuyun's yard with light steps.The closed door came into view, and before knocking on the door, his movements stopped again.

He wanted to ask Xie Shuyun for help, but what should he say?Would Xie Shuyun feel that he was hallucinating from hunger?

There is nothing wrong with him, it seems that he just misses Xie Wenxiu's dream too much.

Just as he was hesitating, the door opened by itself.Xie Shuyun was about to go out when he saw his expression, "Sister-in-law has a bad expression, what's wrong?"

The reason why we say expression, not complexion, is because his complexion is really good-looking at this time, his fair skin is covered with powder, and his complexion is like a peach blossom.

Wei Ye dodged his eyes for a moment, "It's nothing, I just had a nightmare just now, and I want to ask you for two talismans again."

"I'll draw two more for my sister-in-law later." Xie Shuyun turned around and closed the door, and said, "I just finished drawing the talisman, and I'm going to stick it."

He held a small stack of yellow talismans in his hand.Wei Ye suddenly realized that it was because of the recent haunting of Xie's family.

There was a lot of noise about this matter, everyone was saying that Aunt Li and Butler Hu were going to take people to death, and the maids and servants were trembling.Because there were ghosts around him every day, he didn't take this matter to heart.

"Let's go, I'll go with you." The two set off together, and Xie Shuyun identified the dark places and went around one by one.

Xie Shuyun Zhang Tianshi's high apprenticeship is really famous. His appearance is like a reassurance. People who saw him shot all showed trust and relaxation.

Seeing Xie Junya's courtyard from a distance, Wei Ye stopped still, and said, "Third brother, go by yourself, I won't go."

Xie Shuyun looked at him probingly, "Sister-in-law doesn't want to see second brother?"

"There has been some conflict recently." Wei Ye replied vaguely: "Meeting is just embarrassing."

Xie Shuyun was considerate and didn't ask any more questions. He smiled, "This is the place where you don't need to exorcise evil spirits the most. There are soldiers in a yard full of yang and evil spirits."

"Especially the second brother. At that station, he was like a magic needle for calming the sea, and all ghosts around him would not invade. Let's leave him alone."

He took Wei Ye around Xie Junya's courtyard, and roughly walked around Xie's house, leaving only the back garden, which is also the most haunted place.

When they approached the edge of the garden, they heard a loud voice coming from behind the tree, "Old Li, stop it quickly! Don't let it slip under your crotch!"

"Fuck, come here if you have the ability! This beast is very fierce, I dare not take it hard!"

Like catching some animal.

Wei Ye walked over to have a look, and suddenly a black shadow ran past him, accompanied by ferocious dog barking.

"Be careful!" Xie Wenxiu can now show up occasionally, but just as he was about to reach out, Xie Shuyun's hand was already stretched across the side, giving Wei Ye a hand.

Wei Ye took two steps back and gasped in shock, "Thank you, third brother."

"Sister-in-law is polite." Xie Shuyun looked at the direction behind him, and a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes.

Xie Wenxiu didn't want to be noticed by Xie Shuyun, so he restrained his breath and stepped back a little bit.

Wei Ye didn't notice this episode, he followed the direction of the shadow, and saw a half-human-tall animal rushing to the fence, disappearing into the grass.

"The head of the house, are you alright?" The new butler Xu hurried over, wiping his sweat and looked at him nervously, "Did the beast not bite you?"

"Is that a dog?" Wei Ye frowned.

One thing suddenly appeared in his mind. In the original owner's fate, he was bitten to death by a vicious dog when he was trying to escape from the garden in the middle of the night.

What kind of dog is so vicious, it looks like a wolf.

Wei Ye asked, and Steward Xu replied: "This dog was originally our watchdog, but after the person who raised him died, it ran wild and became a wild dog. I don't know why it became a wild dog. Fierce and crazy."

Wei Ye: "How did the person who raised him die?" His first reaction was that the dog had rabies.

"It's Lao Haitou. He probably died of old age or illness. He has been in our family for many years. He is good at raising animals. He used to be responsible for raising dogs and horses. After he left, he finally recruited new people to replace him." Steward Xu I don't have a deep impression of the old man, "By the way, the scars on his face look like centipedes, and he looks quite scary. He rarely shows his face, for fear of scaring others."

"If he misses his old owner madly, this dog is considered a loyal dog." Steward Xu said with a sigh: "The key is that it is out in the wild, and it comes back to look for food from time to time. Several people who came across it were bitten. This No, we were about to catch it, but it ran away again unexpectedly."

Just as Wei Ye was about to ask again, Xie Shuyun spoke before him: "How about the person bitten by him, did they also go crazy and die?"

Steward Xu looked at him in surprise, "Third Master, he was just bitten by a dog, of course he won't die. It's just that the wound was torn and red and swollen, so it's not easy to take care of him."

That's not rabies.

"Since it's elusive." Wei Ye pondered, "I'm afraid there is a gap in the back wall."

Butler Xu hurriedly asked someone to check.Wei Ye was a little concerned about this matter, and watched them work from the sidelines. Seeing this, Steward Xu quickly called two more people, and quickly cleaned up the weeds around them.

After a while, someone shouted from a remote corner of the wall: "Master, there is a dog hole here!"

The area around the dog hole is a bit smelly, it should be the passage for the vicious dogs to enter and exit.

Butler Xu said: "The head of the house, I'll ask someone to plug up the hole." Seeing Wei Ye shaking his head, Butler Xu was surprised, "Then if a thief gets in..."

"Sister-in-law means that there is no rush now." Xie Shuyun said: "You first set a trap nearby, catch the dog and hang it to death, and then block the hole."

"So that's how it is!" Steward Xu suddenly realized, "That's right, that's right, a mad dog that has bitten someone can no longer be kept." He was promoted by Wei Ye himself, and he was very loyal to Wei Ye, and he hurried to do things when he was ordered.

Wei Ye glanced at Xie Shuyun, and received his smiling gaze, "Did I go with my sister-in-law?"

He had a pleasing smile, his smiling eyes were bent, and his handsome and sunny face made Wei Ye chuckle, "Yeah, you're really smart."

The people around were clearing the grass in the backyard, causing a lot of dust, Wei Ye took two steps back and looked at the high wall, "Where is the outside?"

The servant replied: "There is a small hillside over there, full of woods, no one's house, it seems quite desolate."

Except for the voices of people on this side of Xie's house, the other side of the wall was quiet, only the sound of the wind in the open air.

Xie Shuyun looked at Wei Ye's thoughtful side face, and smiled slightly, "I guess my sister-in-law is thinking the same as me now, and wants to go over there too?"

"You know again, let's go together." Wei Ye was about to go around to the side door, Xie's house was very big, and the nearest side door was about a few hundred meters away.

Xie Shuyun laughed loudly behind him, "Why bother to go that far, just turn over."

Surprised, Wei Ye turned his head and saw that he took a few steps in the run-up, jumped up high, kicked on the wall twice, and slammed onto the top of the wall with one arm.With a slight exertion of the arm muscles, he flexibly climbed up the three-meter-high fence.

Xie Shuyun's skill was really neat, and some of the servants who watched couldn't help cheering.

This kid is probably a parkour master in modern times.

"Sister-in-law, I know you can come up." Xie Shuyun stretched out a hand, "If you believe me, hold my hand."

Wei Ye has strong legs and a light body, but he has not specially trained in climbing, so he can only climb two and a half meters at most.If Xie Shuyun gave him a hand, he could indeed go up.

"It's too dangerous, don't mess around with him." Xie Wenxiu frowned in disapproval, "If you can't grasp the strength well, both of you will be injured."

Okino of course knew this.As Xie Shuyun said, this matter is a test of trust and cooperation.

But staying with young people seems to become lively involuntarily.Wei Ye is only two years older than Xie Shuyun, and his extraordinary skills are hidden under his long gown, which always makes people feel thin and weak.

"Sister-in-law, do you believe me?" The young man squatted firmly on the top of the wall, with a Taoist robe neatly tied around his waist.

"No way!" Steward Xu just came back to set up a trap, and seeing this scene, he was terrified, "Third Master, you are used to going up and down the mountain, how can the head of the house play with you..."

Before he finished speaking, Wei Ye had already lifted the hem of his clothes, followed Xie Shuyun's footsteps up the wall, and grabbed the waiting hand.

Xie Shuyun exerted strength on his shoulders and pulled him up.It wasn't until Wei Ye stood firmly on the wall that Xie Wenxiu heaved a sigh of relief.After getting nervous, his slightly proud eyes fell on Wei Ye, and he smiled a little.

The movements of the two are clean and neat, and they cooperate with each other tacitly, even like flowing clouds and flowing water, which is full of appreciation.

The onlookers were stunned by the skills of the two masters. Steward Xu was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up and get the ladder, don't ask the master to just jump off like this!"

Xie Shuyun practiced Taoist lightness kungfu, jumping three meters high is no problem, Wei Ye didn't want to embarrass his knees.Xie Shuyun helped him move the ladder to the outside of the wall and set it up before turning around and jumping off gently.

He landed on the other side of the overgrown weeds, turned around and looked up at Wei Ye, with his arms slightly open, "Actually, sister-in-law doesn't have any problem without a ladder, you can just jump off, I'm strong enough to catch you."

"It will be very exciting." He smiled and encouraged Wei Ye, like a naughty child encouraging his friends, but the adult male's arms are steady and strong, and he clearly knows what he is doing.

Wei Ye glanced at Xie Wenxiu who came through the wall before him, and said to himself that we should keep the necessary distance between uncle and sister-in-law.

After all, your elder brother is watching you.It's fine to climb over the wall face to face, it's not good to hug.

The author has something to say:

The third child: I took my sister-in-law over the wall today, happy (smiling)