Vinegar yourself every day [Quick Transmigration]

"The terminal station Taiping Crematorium has arrived, please pay attention to the safety of the passengers getting off."

Ten minutes later, Road 404 arrived at the final stop.After getting off the bus, everyone looked back at the bus behind them. The driver drove the car into the bus dispatching area to rest. Both the people and the car looked normal.

"It looks too different during the day and that night." Someone muttered.

"The last time we got off the bus, we didn't come to this copy, so the plot must have not started yet."

"A crematorium is called Taiping. It's cold humor."

The gate of the crematorium in front of me was open, and the five big characters "Taiping Crematorium" were hung on the door. One of the horizontal characters was painted off, which looked a little ridiculous.

The sky is bright and the sun is hot, but as soon as you enter the door, you can feel the unique coldness of the crematorium.

A staff member came out, saw them and said, "You are the new recruits here, come with me."

Everyone glanced at each other, and they all chose to follow the plot and followed the staff into the manager's office.

The application process was simple, with the manager asking a few random questions and announcing they had been hired.

NPCs are very smart, and assigned positions to each of them according to their strengths and characteristics. Wei Ye became an embalmer, Han Feifei was a funeral attendant, Wu Luan was a cremator, and Gu Qinghuai and the other two seemingly stronger men were security guard.

The manager, surnamed Huang, looked very naughty, and said with a smile: "The treatment in our crematorium is good, you will know it after you work, including me, all the leaders are very easy to get in touch with. The internship period is three days, and the work is done within three days. Everyone can officially start working and become colleagues.”

"The internship period is only three days?" Wu Luan was surprised. Normally, the internship period for job hunting would take at least three months.

"Whether we can continue in this industry depends on talent and fate." Manager Huang said with a smile: "You can see if you are suitable in three days."

Talking about fate and talent actually depends on courage.

Everyone took their badges and overalls, and were taken to their respective jobs.

After the whole morning, it was just ordinary study and work, nothing special happened.

Under the leadership of his senior colleagues, Wei Ye put makeup on several corpses, and was even praised for his superb skills.

The brief peace only lasted until the afternoon, and the crematorium received [-] new corpses at one time.

Manager Huang sighed sympathetically, "These people all died in a car accident. Look, they were all turned into strange shapes. It's really tragic."

He flipped the white cloth over the corpse's face and clicked his tongue.

Gu Qinghuai said sharply: "Thirteen people had a car accident at the same time... Was it a bus?"

"That's right, that car still goes to our place." Manager Huang pointed towards the gate, "There is a stop for it at the gate, the 404 road, that's really unlucky."

Asking him about the specific situation, he educated him with the attitude of someone who has experienced it: "Let's just do the work, why ask so much? The more you know, the more you think about it when you work."

"Tomorrow the family members of the deceased will come to pay their respects to the remains. Today we must tidy up the remains of these corpses so that the family members will not be sad when they see them. Can you do it?"

The two embalmers said there was no problem, and Wei Ye also agreed.

However, these corpses died in a car accident. Everyone was bruised, and even bloody. It took at least two hours for everyone to get their grooming done.

When I got off work in the evening, only nine people were trimmed.

"Hey, there are still four left, but I have something to do at home tonight, so I can't stay, I have to go first."

"I'm going back to pick up my child too. Wei Ye, can you work overtime by yourself? Just take this opportunity to increase your experience."

Shi Shiran got off work on time, and warned repeatedly before leaving: "The manager said that the task must be completed tonight, and you have to stay up all night to complete the task!"

Dano: "..."

Although he knew it was the only way for the plot, the fist of the social animal was still hard.

This night, the players were all put on the night shift, and the unlucky Wei Ye had the heaviest task.

Gu Qinghuai asked: "Are you afraid?"

Wei Ye nodded, then shook his head again, he was not afraid of the miserable dead...but he was afraid of these people standing up.

"I'll try to come over every once in a while." Gu Qinghuai gave him a walkie-talkie, "Just press it if there's any situation, and I'll come right away."

As a security guard, he needs to patrol. He wears a dark blue slim-fitting uniform. His model-like figure makes ordinary security uniforms look heroic.

The nine sorted corpses were placed in the body storage room on the other side, and the four most serious corpses were placed in front of Wei Ye.

As he said, Gu Qinghuai would come over every once in a while to take a look and tell him the situation on the other side. The players have not encountered any changes for the time being.

After Wei Ye finished trimming the remains of the first corpse, Han Feifei from the next door ran over to be his companion.

She opened the white cloth on the other corpses and said in surprise, "This woman looks so familiar!"

Wei Ye knew that she could occasionally sense clues, so he immediately stepped forward to watch.The woman's entire face was cut by glass, so disfigured that she couldn't see her original appearance.

"I remember." Wei Ye murmured, "I remember her clothes."

It was the woman in red who wanted to sit with him.

At this time, a large amount of blood soaked her clothes, and she didn't know whether it was blood or the original color of the clothes.

Wei Ye lifted the white cloth of another child's body, and he saw the little boy.

Han Feifei couldn't help but sympathized and said: "I remember that girl was pretty, but it's so miserable now." After finishing speaking, she smiled embarrassedly, "Oh, it's just a game npc, isn't it a little unpleasant for me to sigh like this? "

"It's a good thing to have empathy." Wei Yewen said, his voice was like gurgling water, which seemed to be a kind of enjoyment to the ears, "Feifei, you are very kind."

"Thank you." It was the first time that Han Feifei was called by her name, her ears numb.Knowing that Wei Ye was timid, she said with a blushing face, "It's so dark outside, I'll stay here with you."

When it was dark, she glanced outside, and suddenly found two figures in the distance.

"No, Manager Huang is here, and Brother Gu is by his side. If he sees him, he's looking for trouble again."

Han Feifei reluctantly returned to her post.Wei Ye saw what Manager Huang said to Gu Qinghuai outside the door, then pointed to this side a few times, then turned and left.

The light flashed across the man's handsome eyebrows and eyes. He was dressed in a uniform, with broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs criss-crossing as he walked over.

Wei Ye asked: "Brother Gu, what did Manager Huang tell you?"

The other party seemed to be taken aback for a moment, then with a slight smile on his lips, he said, "He asked me to pay more attention to the surrounding rooms."

His eyes glanced at the makeup brush in Wei Ye's hand, he stepped forward, looked at the painted corpse, and praised, "Your craftsmanship is really good."

A middle-aged man was lying on the platform in front of him, with a touch of blush on his cheeks, and his makeup was as natural as if he was just sleeping peacefully.

"It's okay." Wei Ye casually said modestly.

He looked enviously at the dark blue uniform, and said, "Your clothes are better, neat and pretty."

"My body is like a sack. It's very uncomfortable to wear it on my body. If something happens, I won't be able to escape."

The overalls of the crematorium on Wei Ye's body were khaki, and they were still in a one-piece style, which looked a little loose on him.

But he had long hands and long feet, and a section of white forearm was exposed between the rolled up sleeves. When he spoke, he put his hands on his hips, pinching out a narrow and beautiful waist.

The complaining tone revealed a familiarity that couldn't be concealed. The other party smiled slightly and admired him, "A person is good-looking, and he looks good in a sack."

Wei Ye always felt that Gu Qinghuai had become different today.

Maybe it's her temperament... a little gentler?It sounds good too.

Thinking of Gu Qinghuai turning into a light green dot, Wei Ye didn't think much about it.

At this time, Yu Shuo was having a meeting at Lanxing's headquarters.

The game was hacked, Lan Xing immediately called the police, but the opponent was extremely cunning, the company and the police station's network security engineers went into battle at the same time, but so far no progress has been made.

For Yu Shuo's joining, Lan Xing was very pleasantly surprised.

Yu Shuo's name is known to everyone in the industry. He is an undoubted genius. He once counterattacked overseas hacker organizations with his own power, and was often hired by multinational companies as a consultant with sky-high salaries. Now he retreats behind the scenes and occasionally takes over Some interesting cases.

There is no doubt about its superior strength, the only shortcoming is probably...too casual.

Except for that exceptionally handsome and clean face, Yu Shuo looks like an otaku. He wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and his hair is a little messy. He speaks in a lazy tone, as if he hasn't woken up. .

The long-sleeved and skillful public relations minister would be defeated in front of him, and he couldn't figure out this man's eccentric temper.

Someone couldn't help muttering: "If our chief game designer is not here... there is no need to ask for foreign aid."

Unexpectedly, Yu Shuo heard this sentence.He smiled and said, "Your chief, Gu Qingyuan? Where is he?"

The person who spoke was a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "Mr. Gu is also in the game."

Speaking of this, everyone sighed worriedly, "Mr. Gu is calm and reliable, those hackers must have taken the opportunity to attack us because he was not around."

Yu Shuo: "Where has he been playing now?"

"We have just cleared a dungeon single-handedly."

On the wide light screen in the meeting room, the screen was adjusted to Gu Qingyuan's position.

The face of the woman in red was so disfigured that no amount of makeup could restore it.Wei Ye could only clean up her face as much as possible, and finally gently stroked her wide eyes.

The people on the side have been watching his movements, a little surprised, "This is a game, you are so patient."

Wei Ye made a serious joke, "Do what you do and love what you do."

Before he finished speaking, the eyes that Wei Ye's fingers brushed open suddenly!

Wei Ye shook his hand and swiped it down again.However, as soon as he left his hand, the woman's eyes opened again.

The lights above his head flickered, and those blood-red eyes rolled, staring at him firmly!

Wei Ye: "!" He stepped back again and again, his shoulders being supported by the man beside him.

"Did you see it? Female ghost... let's go!" Wei Ye grabbed his cuff in fear, turned around and buried his face in his clothes.

The movement of rushing to ask for help was very natural, and the gentleness thrown into his chest made the man startled, he curled his lips, and stretched out his arms to hold Wei Ye in his arms.

The light bulb above his head flickered twice, then went off with a bang.Before falling into the darkness, you can catch a glimpse of his beautiful pupils glowing with water.

There was something rustling in the darkness, the other party held him still, Wei Ye could only bury his face in his clothes like an ostrich and did not look back, hypnotizing himself in his heart, I couldn't hear or not.

The back was patted, and the voice in the ear was gentle, "Don't be afraid, you are so kind to her, she won't hurt you."

The magnetic sound flowed into the ears, soothing Wei Ye's uneasiness like a spring breeze.

After a while, the lights automatically returned and the sound stopped.Panting lightly, Wei Ye raised his eyes and looked at the man who was close at hand, but suddenly discovered a terrible fact.

The person who was hugging him...the earring was actually on his left ear!

Gu Qinghuai's earrings are always worn on his right ear!

Wei Ye suddenly had his hair stand on end, and the pores all over his body exploded.

"Who are you?!" He was so frightened that he quickly got out of the opponent's body.

No wonder he felt that something was wrong with Gu Qinghuai from the beginning!

Numerous terrifying conjectures quickly flashed through his mind.Although there is a shadow of the person in front of him, at this moment Dano already regards him as a non-human who can change shape.

The other party smiled slightly, "I'm not Gu Qinghuai, what's wrong?"

Outside the light screen, Yu Shuo tapped his fingers on the table, like two sneers, "Stable and reliable?"

Everyone who saw this scene: "..."

Mr. President, you are free, why pretend to be your brother?

Is this some kind of wicked little game for the twins? !