After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Five minutes later, Gu Beiyu held the Murong pufferfish in his arms who was crying again, followed by a stickman who was emitting black air and wanted to destroy the world, and returned to the living room with a cute face.

"Hmm..." The Fifth Illusion, who had been dozing off waiting, was awakened by the movement of Gu Beiyu and the others. He stretched his waist, yawned and said vaguely, "Have you finished reading? Turn off the program, the crystal ball has become hot after running it for so long."

Damn, my hands are almost burning bald skin.

"Wait a minute," Gu Beiyu asked politely towards the fifth illusion, "Excuse me, can you tell us who is leading the other side of this red line?"

It's hard for Gu Beiyu to remember their purpose of coming here, isn't it to find Murong Xinghe's true son?Being able to be tied up by Yue Laoda personally, the absolute true love has not escaped!

Victory is just around the corner, go!

However, the eyes of the Fifth Illusion flickered slightly, but he just spread his hands helplessly, and said with apologetic expression: "Unfortunately, the distance is too far, and I can't do anything."

"Okay..." Gu Beiyu's flame of victory was extinguished in an instant. He tried his best to cheer up, and asked another way, "Then do you know where the end of this line is? For example, at what cities or something."

The eyes of the Fifth Illusion narrowed slightly, his whole body felt oppressed and restless for a moment, and a strange and indiscernible aura faintly emerged from his sleeping body. However, this unnatural emotion only lasted for a short moment, and was caught The strong willpower of the Fifth Illusion was suppressed.

At the same time, the system that was on its lunch break suddenly woke up. It stared blankly at the second-to-last gray character card in the [Character Introduction] item column, frantically repeating light-off-light-up- Extinguished - the process.

system:【……】

Damn, blind my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

After flashing for dozens of seconds, the character card finally stopped as if it was tired from jumping, and remained completely motionless in a gray unlit state.

Character card: "..."

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system:【……】

What the hell?

The system stared at this character card vigilantly for a while, making sure that it would not flash again, and then fell asleep again, before going to bed, the system thought in a daze——

Blame me for not taking a shower these days. It looks like this program is stuck like taking an ecstasy pill. I will clean up the junk data after dinner later...

In the tent, Gu Beiyu, who was completely unaware of everything, stared at the Fifth Illusion with a simple and stupid face, waiting expectantly for his answer.

A slender fingertip protruded from the Fifth Illusionary Realm, pointed towards a place in the distance, and said leisurely: "That man lives in a certain castle in Jiyue Liuguang, the famous magic capital of the Butterfly Kingdom of Western Dreams. "

"Jiyue Liuguang?" Gu Beiyu didn't expect the Fifth Illusion to give such a detailed address, and after a moment of surprise, he immediately thanked, "Okay, thank you."

"Well, no thanks." Fifth Illusion changed the crystal ball to another hand, and shook the sore left wrist without any trace, "If there are no other problems, I will first disconnect Murong Xinghe's program connection gone?"

Gu Beiyu nodded hurriedly, and pushed his hand to signal: "Okay, please."

I'm sorry for delaying him for so long. Look at his slender and delicate hands, which are bent by the heavy crystal ball. It's so pitiful.

Fifth Illusion: "..."

Why do I feel that this person looks at me strangely.

The Fifth Illusion was silent for two seconds, stretched out his left hand, and gently stroked away from the surface of the crystal ball, as gentle as stroking the light hair of a lover. The bowknot also began to gradually become transparent, and in the blink of an eye, it turned into fine stars, slowly dissipating in the air.

Gu Beiyu quietly watched the beautiful bow on Murong Xinghe's chrysanthemum shattered into pieces of shining stars, and suddenly thought of one thing——

Speaking of chrysanthemums, aren't they exclusive to Shou?Murong Xinghe is a cannon fodder, why is the red thread tied on the chrysanthemum by Yuelao?If you want to tie it, it should be tied to jj!

Thinking of this, Gu Beiyu suddenly paused——

No, does talking puffer have jj?

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Immediately fell into a difficult thought!

After pondering for two seconds, Gu Beiyu lowered his head and slowly looked at the simple and stupid little mentally handicapped in his arms, his eyes flickering——

Otherwise, lift up Murong Xinghe and have a look?

Gu Beiyu was gearing up, and was about to stretch out his evil little black hand towards Murong Xinghe who didn't realize it, when suddenly his hand was held by another big black hand.

? ?

Oh, the crowd, why did they hold hands all of a sudden, even if they couldn't wait, it couldn't be at this time...

Gu Beiyu glanced shyly at Yan Nanchuan, and said shyly, "Why are you touching me all of a sudden?"

Hearing Gu Beiyu's words, Yan Nanchuan instantly remembered the "fuck me" incident a few minutes ago, his throat stopped, he rubbed his face hard, calmed himself down, took a deep breath, and explained with a dark face : "Actually, most fish are fertilized in vitro. When the breeding season comes, the male fish will chase the female fish and send courtship signals to it. If the female fish agrees, the male fish will kiss the female fish's abdomen, and then , The female fish will release the eggs in the body on the aquatic plants or rocks with sufficient nutrients and light, and the male fish will sprinkle the sperm on it like seeds, which is considered to have completed a mating process.”

Gu Bei's murloc was dumbfounded. After realizing it, his brain turned slowly, and he nodded in a trance and said, "That's pretty awesome."

This is totally incomprehensible...Yan Nanchuan stretched out his hand and rubbed the center of his brows, then sighed and said, "The reproductive habit of puffer fish is external fertilization, so from a biological point of view, puffer fish do not have reproductive organs similar to human males."

So don't try to find Murong Xinghe's jj!Absolutely not!Because now Murong Xinghe who has become a pufferfish—yes, yes, no, yes!

Hearing this, Gu Beiyu immediately withdrew his eager little hand in disappointment: "Ah, it turns out that Murong Xinghe doesn't have jj..."

Murong Xinghe in his arms froze all of a sudden, and then buried his ugly face deeper into the ground.

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Now that the destination has been obtained, this short journey is considered to be over.

Gu Beiyu stood up holding the autistic Murong Xinghe, and thanked the Fifth Illusion for the last time: "I'm sorry to trouble you, then we'll go back first."

Yan Nanchuan also stood up and said goodbye.

When the two talked, Gu Beiyu habitually picked up Yan Nanchuan's clothes, just like when he came here, squeezed close to Yan Nanchuan, and followed him to the outside of the tent.

However, just as Yan Nanchuan was about to lift the curtain, the familiar low-pitched voice of Fifth Illusion suddenly came from behind: "Wait a minute."

Seeing that the two turned their heads in doubt, Fifth Illusion held its chin and said slowly: "For the sake of my fate with you, I will give you two a chance to divination for free, do you want it?"

Yan Nanchuan's lips moved, but before he could speak, Gu Beiyu rushed towards him like a cannonball, and the curtain that Yan Nanchuan was about to lift was blown down by the whirlwind brought up by his figure.

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Well, since God doesn't want us to leave so soon, let's just sit there a little longer, reluctantly.

Yan Nanchuan walked back into the tent without brisk steps at all. Here, Gu Beiyu had already sat down on the sofa, and asked excitedly towards the Fifth Illusion: "What are you going to test for us? ?”

The eyes of the Fifth Illusion flashed, the corners of the mouth hooked up imperceptibly, and said softly: "Measure the future."

Hearing this answer, Gu Beiyu felt lost for a moment. If he tested the marriage, he might be able to directly get all the residences of the other five cannon fodder Gong, and even the location of the ultimate big boss real protagonist Gong.

And if he wanted to test Yan Nanchuan's marriage, wouldn't he be able to see seven red lines extending from Yan Nanchuan's jj bow?

No, if Yan Nanchuan is the protagonist, wouldn't it be possible to tie the red thread to the chrysanthemum?

Gu Beiyu instantly imagined in his mind the scene of Yan Nanchuan chrysanthemum growing a huge red bow with seven tails trailing behind the bow, and instantly made himself laugh silly.

Gu Beiyu: "Hahahahahaha!"

oh! my eyes!

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

started again.

Seeing that the Fifth Illusion looked at Gu Beiyu with an unclear expression, Yan Nanchuan coughed lightly, and explained in a timely manner: "Please don't worry, he often does this."

"It's okay," Fifth Illusion waved his hand indifferently, but his eyes dimmed slightly.

The fortune-teller can't predict himself. The man in green is the brother of the Fifth Illusion, and he and the Fifth Illusion are identical twins. The two have almost identical blood flowing in their bodies, which is different from ordinary twins—— No matter how similar they are, there will always be slight differences in some small aspects——the Fifth Illusion and the man in green, regardless of body, magic power, or soul.

All, exactly the same.

Therefore, he couldn't divination for himself, nor could he divination for his brother.

Because he and his elder brother should be a natural pair.

However, three years ago, at the risk of backlash, he used his own soul as a medium to secretly calculate the marriage for his brother, but he was shocked to find that his dearest brother was actually killed by the man who often bought things from his brother. The president of the student union with big breasts and no brains held the red line!

The Fifth Illusion was filled with jealousy, and it took three years to develop the Cupid's Bullet. It was only waiting for the time to be used by the elder brother to change the red line of the elder brother's marriage, but he did not expect to be discovered by the elder brother by accident, and then he stole all the bullets. After Cupid's attack, it was quietly sold.

The purpose of the Fifth Illusion's exit this time is to retrieve the lost Cupid's Bullet from the elder brother and capture the escaped elder brother. As the world's top magician who is comparable in ability to him, even he cannot be accurate. After confirming the location of his brother, it occurred to him that he could use Murong Xinghe's marriage red line to make a rough positioning.

He didn't expect that his brother went around and fled back to their city...

In addition, some time ago, when he watched the sky at night, he discovered that the Kunpeng constellation, which had not moved for thousands of years, was faintly shifting. When he came to the school where Murong Xinghe was, he unexpectedly discovered that it caused celestial anomalies. The person who appeared here by coincidence also had an indescribable connection with Murong Xinghe...

Thinking of this, the expression of the Fifth Illusion changed slightly, and said to Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan at the same time: "Put your hands up together, and then, you can see one of the most important scenes in your life."

"Well, okay." Gu Beizi and Yan Nanchuan obeyed obediently. The next moment, extremely bright green light burst out from inside the calm crystal ball, and countless slender and soft light belts swirled lightly in the crystal ball. Scattered little stars, like the aurora on a midsummer night, are so beautiful that it makes one's heart palpitate.

Gu Beiyu stared at this magnificent crystal ball, his bright expression gradually became lax...

Seeing his appearance, the corners of Fifth Illusion's mouth curled up slyly, and then his expression froze, and a trace of magic power quietly penetrated into the depths of Gu Beiyu's mind like a slender tentacles——

Let me see, what is so magical about you that it makes the laws of the world tremble...

So, in the next second, the Fifth Illusion met the eyes of the system that was taking a bath.

Fifth Illusion: "???"

This, what is this?

The system paused with its hands in the shower, and suddenly covered its naked body and yelled in horror: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Hooligan ah ah ah! ! ! 】

Fifth Illusion: "???"

The fifth illusion was dumbfounded: "Wait, I'm not..."

System: [Ahhhhhhhh!Beibei help!Come and fight hooligans——]

North?Gu Beiyu?

The Fifth Illusion was taken aback, and suddenly, countless garbage data were pulled out from the system's slender body, and then crazily smashed towards the Fifth Illusion!

"Don't hit me, I'm not..." The Fifth Illusion tried to escape from this scary and strange place while dodging in embarrassment.

However, the system couldn't hear what he was saying at all, and just kept crowing wildly: [Ahhh!Stinking rogue!See if I don't kill you!Kill you! ! ! 】

"Damn..." Gu Beiyu's head was buzzing from the system's loud voice, and his dazed expression instantly awoke. At the same time, his head exploded, and he could only cover his ears and squat on the ground in pain.

Damn, what is the system doing again!Want to murder the host? !

At the same time, the Fifth Illusion was beaten dizzily by the system, and he no longer dared to look casually, and fled from the depths of Gu Beiyu's mind in a panic.

On the other hand, Yan Nanchuan fell into a huge mental turmoil.

In his slightly dilated black pupils, he clearly saw a beautiful young man he had never seen before holding his small body in his arms.

Yes, tiny bodies.

Because compared to myself, that boy's body is as tall as two floors. He has jet-black hair, a delicate and fair face, a delicate and lovely nose tip that is slightly raised, and sensual red lips. When she smiles, she even has two small and sweet dimples like Skittles, and a pair of extremely bright eyes shining like obsidian.

It is an indescribable beauty, an extreme beauty that almost exceeds the limit of human imagination, beyond the top-level creation ability of nature, and beyond the reach of the laws of this world.

To put it bluntly, the dimension is different from myself.

In an instant, Yan Nanchuan's heart felt an unprecedented shock.

The author has something to say: hint: "black hair", "black eyes", "beyond the laws of the world (beyond the laws of comics)" and "dimensions are different", so here comes the question, what is the magical thing that Little Match saw last? Where is Dong? (cheek support)