After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

"..." To be honest, since Murong Xinghe became his son, Gu Beiyu hasn't seen this kind of room crowded with match heads for a long time, which can be called a Chinese New Year clearance sale scene.

Could it be that every cannon fodder attack has this kind of group attack skill that responds to everyone?

But having said that, this skill is quite practical, and it can be called a magic tool for grabbing New Year's goods, and it can easily level the entire supermarket in minutes!

Here Gu Beiyu is wandering, while Yan Nanchuan has an expression of "I'm used to it" holding Gu Beiyu's little hand, placing a Murong puffer fish on his head, and hugging a slimy puffer fish with a colorful face. Gu Beiyu with the word [Stay Cute] was pulled from the water to the shore.

"Could you please help me?" Yan Nanchuan stretched out a small black hand with difficulty towards Baili Wuji, who was crowded on the edge of the bathtub and was closest to him.

Baili Wuji was taken aback for a moment, then lowered his eyes, and stared deeply at the beautifully lined, slender fingers (yes, now the little match with painting style finally has fingers), delicate and soft like the forest of the northern green field with complicated eyes. Gujiji, Queen of the Kingdom, the cute little hands on the beautiful fluffy rabbit ears, she pondered for two seconds, and finally stretched out her own equally cute little hands.

"Thank you." Yan Nanchuan used his strength to climb out of the bathtub and stand firm, then he turned around and pulled Gu Beiyu out with his family.

Gu Beiyu came back to his senses, and hurriedly got up and stood at attention by the narrow bathtub where there was almost no place to stay. He even accidentally stepped on the foot of a certain knight. It can be said that it was very crowded!

I didn't realize it before, but at this time the distance between the two was so close that their chests were almost touching their chests. Gu Beiyu noticed that the cannon fodder in front of him was actually the same as Murong Xinghe, half a head taller than himself, but still taller than Yan Nanchuan. so short...

So, Dugu Ye Moli is really amazing. The protagonist actually attacked three cannon fodder attacks one after another because of his height! (ps: Gu Beiyu visually judges that Ouyang Nanxun is as tall as Baili Wuji)

I don't know how powerful the genuine protagonist Gong, who has never appeared before, is able to defeat the other six cannon fodder Gong, and overwhelm the protagonist Shou, who is bursting with anger, and is finally recognized by the laws of the world...

Returning to the scene, Gu Beiyu struggled to raise his head together with the slimy in his arms, staring vigilantly (curiously) at Baili Wuji's chin.

Above the head, Murong Xinghe's small claws holding Gu Beiyu's head tightened slightly, ready to go.

Beside him, Yan Nanchuan always maintained a half-step upward posture to block Gu Beiyu's front, with a solemn expression.

The two sides looked at each other, and the three stick figures read the same huge characters from each other's eyes—at this time, with the passage of time bit by bit, it gradually changed like an electronic screen counting down in a competitive game. Even fucking colored!

On Baili Wuji's face, the word [knight] in the simple and simple flower style of the silver European court flashed first, and then quickly changed into Beautifulqueen European court classical pretense, the must-have angel, and the left and right eyes in the mensao style are two strings respectively Complex letters——

[Three]_[Three]~!

Immediately afterwards, Yan Nanchuan's stern and solemn face, which was originally dignified and comfortable, the word [male protagonist] in ice blue italics also flashed twice quickly, and finally fixed on the left and right eyes that were still as indifferent as a TV promotional advertisement Two big square characters in ice blue——

[two]_[two]~! !

Gu Beiyu... Gu Beiyu is holding the [[-]]. [[-]] of two spring field flowers and rainbow-colored rainbow bodies, and the bullet screen in his mind frantically swipes across the screen——

What kind of strange development is it now? Why do I feel like I suddenly strayed into the scene of a big dance party?

Is there going to be a fight soon?But it's really crowded now, I feel like I can't stand still, and I'm about to fall into the water!

But seriously, the colors of the characters on their eyes are really nice, blue, purple, silver... It really looks like the colorful and fantastic colorful spinning lights above the head of the disco scene!

By the way, how do you sing a song?

Come!Draw a [[-]] with me on the left ~ draw a [[-]] on your right ~

Yeah~!Draw a picture of Aaron Kwok on your chest ~ shake your head from the left to the right ~

The two index fingers are like two monkeys ~pointing to the shining light ball~

A colored [[-]]~

Ohyeah~~!

...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm

Ouyang Nan seeks to harm me!

Before Gu Beiyu finished swiping the screen, in the next second, he just heard whoosh!Three sharp piercing sounds!Three colorful figures then flew out from in front of Gu Beiyu and above his head respectively——

One belongs to Ouyang Nanxun, head of the Angel Knight Legion.

One belongs to the ice and snow fairy Dugu Yemoli.

The last one belonged to Murong Fugu, the chairman with big breasts and no brains?

Gu Beiyu's shocked face!

It doesn't matter that the Ice and Snow Fairy knows how to fight, after all, Gu Beiyu once saw Yan Nanchuan manipulate the power of ice and snow to resist the attack of Cupid's bullet, and then used the subwoofer and bubble cannon to successfully repel seven Fudimo...

But Murong Xinghe's ability to fight really surprised Gu Beiyu, because it was a puffer fish!

Gu Beiyu raised his head in horror, only to see a graceful figure unfolding freely in the air, drawing a graceful purple arc from the top of his head, and flew towards the little hand in front like a thunderous biu~, and then straightened his round white body With the force of Mount Tai, his belly crushed a shining silver angel knight to death in an instant.

With a bang, the knight Little Match had two huge exclamation marks flashing in his eyes, and he was directly crushed to death on the ground.

Gu Beiyu stared at him blankly the whole time: "..."

However, before the angel knight fell to the ground, the Murong puffer fish had already bounced back elastically on the face of the knight's little matchstick.

At the same time, Yan Nanchuan also used his supersonic speed + Taijiquan + scud to knock down a large group of knight matches, and the same dead body instantly surrounded Yan Nanchuan.

Yan Nanchuan stood tall in this circle, his ice blue clothes moved without wind, swaying and flowing like a girl's dreamy mermaid skirt, and then, the Murong Pufferfish, which rebounded from the knight's face, took advantage of the situation and stabilized from mid-air The ground landed on top of Yan Nanchuan's head.

Following Yan Nanchuan's turn, Yi Chai and Yi Yu slowly turned their faces towards Gu Beiyu at the same time, and then, in Gu Beiyu's terrified pupils like colorful glazed glass, reflected ice blue and Sao Zi are exactly the same The huge font of -

[to fight]

Just a handsome group.

"..." Gu Beiyu was instantly flustered by this sudden pretense.

Although I know that at this time, the girl's heart should be full of hearts, screaming and shouting awesome 666, but what a strange combination is a protruding and sexy flame purple lip puffer fish and a cold ice blue fairy stickman!

However, there is no extra time for Gu Beiyu to adjust his state, because the flames of war have already started in an instant!

At the next moment when the two pairs of provocative words "come to fight" were lit up, Baili Wuji's expression froze, and then his silver boots stepped on the ground, his vigorous figure soared into the air, and he suddenly pulled out the sword at his waist and pointed at him. Ling Ran stabs at Yan Nanchuan!

"Xiao Bei! Hide quickly!" Yan Nanchuan spun around to dodge neatly, knelt down on one knee, and took the time to turn around and roar at Gu Beiyu.

"Ahhh, help! Kill the little match! Kill the little match! Abba aba aba..." Gu Beiyu was so frightened that his language function was immediately disordered, and the little angel knights slammed into each other all the way. disappeared.

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Okay, it seems that I don't need to remind you.

With a nimble turn of his wrist, the long sword stabbed into the ground with a clang. At this time, Baili Wuji was not in a hurry to continue to arrest Yan Nanchuan. He held the hilt of the sword with both hands, supported the blade, and stood tall and straight in front of Yan Nanchuan. , his lips were slightly opened, and his voice was inorganic and cold like a mechanical program. Under the silver helmet, there was a subtle interest in the deep silver eyes: "I heard that you defeated Mary It is rumored in Su that he has the leader of the shadow bodyguard who is called the God of Shadow?"

Hearing this, Yan Nanchuan raised his eyebrows slightly, and didn't ask how the other party knew, but stood up leisurely from the ground, and casually admitted: "It's me, what's wrong?"

In an instant, Baili Wuji's silver eyes burst out with a strange light, as if he saw some peerless treasure, or his life's pursuit, those originally inorganic silver pupils were as bright as the rising sun at this moment However, this kind of enthusiastic emotion only appeared for a moment, and then it was quickly disappeared by him.

As a result, the original silver word "knight" on Baili Wuji's face instantly changed to "blazing" "desire" "obsession" exactly the same as Ouyang Nanxun's, and then quickly changed back to "knight".

Eyelashes drooping, Baili Wuji grasped the hilt of the sword with his right hand, pulled it out suddenly, flipped his strong and strong wrist flexibly, and pointed the tip of Senhan's sword straight at the tip of Yan Nanchuan's nose through the air.

"Draw your sword," Baili Wuji stared at Yan Nanchuan's beautiful and picturesque ice-blue word [male lead]. As a cannon fodder, he couldn't resist this fatal attraction. With a slightly hoarse voice, "Please be sure to compete with me."

Yan Nanchuan, who has seen all the emotional changes of Baili Wuji through the characters on his face: "..."

This stranger, don't think that I don't know that you have a crush on me because of your righteous face, please please control your feelings, thank you, otherwise I will beat someone!

Not far away, in Chaishan and Chaihaili, the battle on Gu Beiyu's side was also in full swing.

"Help! Help! Abba, Abba, help!" Gu Beiyu covered his face and screamed in the style of Munch's "Scream", while deftly avoiding a group of knights who were surrounded like zombies, " System, system! Hurry up and help! Little Match is about to be beaten to death!"

Hearing Gu Beiyu's call, the system bubbled instantly, but it just pondered for a while, and said in a low voice: 【Do you feel that this scene is inexplicably familiar at this moment? 】

"..." Gu Beiyu's crying voice immediately paused slightly, inexplicably, something loomed in his mind suddenly, but now Gu Beiyu's mind was a little too scared to turn around, so he choked up and said, "You, what are you? mean……"

The system said quietly: [I don't know if you still remember how you repelled tens of thousands of shadow bodyguards in front of the chairman's office building? 】

Gu Beiyu: "???"

Gu Beiyu: "!!!"

Gu Beiyu was startled, and his voice split instantly: "It's the nine-nine multiplication table!"

Damn, look at the head of his Murong puffer fish, how could he forget about this super nuclear weapon?

Back then, didn’t he just rely on reciting the ninety-nine multiplication table to break out of the siege of tens of thousands of shadow bodyguards, successfully reach the chairman’s office, and rescue the ice and snow fairy who was tragically trapped in the small black room!

With the life-saving straw, Gu Beiyu gained a little confidence in his heart, hehe, you want to catch me, see if I don't memorize the nine-nine multiplication table to kill you all!

Gu Beiyu straightened his chest, which was as flat as white paper, and while running, confidently recited quickly to the zombie army besieging around:

"Nine nine 81!"

"Eight. Nine 72!"

"Seven nine 63!"

However, the angel knights were only stunned for a moment, and then followed Gu Beiyu unscathed.

The nine-to-nine multiplication table, which was once so powerful and could knock down a building with one reverse, is useless at this moment!

Gu Beiyu was shocked: "???!!!"

The ninety-nine multiplication table is out of order?What exactly is going on? !

Not only that, but Gu Beiyu also found that no matter where he fled, the group of zombies behind him would find him immediately, obviously his petite figure could be perfectly submerged in the sea of ​​firewood!

However, when Gu Beiyu inadvertently lowered his head and saw the colorful rectangle of Marysu on his body, he was instantly blinded by himself: "..."

Damn, just this dazzling brilliant color can be called a moving humanoid living target!As long as you are not blind, you can see if it is a match!

When I went out in the morning, the painting style had not been upgraded, and the world in Gu Beiyu's eyes was still a black and white world.Just like the first day when he traveled through time, Gu Beiyu still didn't know the way to the closet, so he simply asked his brothers to take him there directly, and let his brothers pick out the clothes for him by the way.In Gu Beiyu's eyes, it's just an ordinary white rectangle, who knows that it will become colorful after the painting style is upgraded now!

Gu Beiyu almost wanted to cry but had no tears.

Help the devils!Your dear Liulishang, Bingxue Lengling, Crystal Love, Murong Qin's love baby will be killed by you! ! !